Sure, maybe they are hilarious if you huffed spray primer as a kid. But that wasn't even my statement, the production quality is shit. It's like you were going to hire someone to paint your home, and they brought you to their house to show you what they could do. Then they burst with pride as they show you the shit smeared walls.
Guy has a youtube channel where he makes parody videos of
Jordan Peterson talking to himself(they are a little funny, and jokingly mock the dude).
Boss hires SJW niece as his new boss.
Client needs someone who can cut up interviews for joke commercial. OPs friend (a feeeeeeeeeemale) says OP can do it(he wasn't around) and sends them to his channel.
New boss finds out he makes these videos and fires him for not saying JBP is evil.
That sounds like a really good idea. I doubt YouTube have heightened security against crazed individuals radicalized on the internet after what happened a few months ago so it should go swimmingly.
-Guy who makes meme videos of Jordan Peterson also edits videos as his job.
-SJW niece of Boss is hired as a manager.
-All of his coworkers have seen his videos, they bring it up in a brainstorming session for a similar project to the stuff he made. He's sick and has no clue.
-Gets fired on the spot when he comes in the next day.
The best part is he said he's been working as an editor there for 6 months. He started making youtube videos 4 months ago and he also says he won't be able to make youtube videos any time soon now. Conclusion. He was making them at work like the idiot he is.
The chapter is titled “Stand up straight with your shoulders back” and counsels readers to learn to stand up for themselves by, metaphorically speaking, embracing their inner lobster. The lobster, Peterson argues, shares many of the same neurological structures as its human cousin, especially those areas of the brain concerned with social hierarchies. Studies show that lobsters who lose enough fights (inter-lobster conflict being common on the ocean floor) and therefore lose their social status, stop producing serotonin, which leads to deep depression.
In other words, lobsters, like humans, become clinically depressed as they tumble down the social hierarchy. The lesson derived by Peterson is the need to change your self-destructive habits and take control of your life, thereby improving your social status and brain chemistry.
Peterson said certain kinds of social hierarchies are innate.
To prove his point, Peterson uses the example of lobsters, which humans share a common evolutionary ancestor with. Peterson argues that, like humans, lobsters exist in hierarchies and have a nervous system attuned to status which “runs on serotonin”. The higher up a hierarchy a lobster climbs, supposedly, this brain mechanism helps make more serotonin available. The more defeat it suffers, the more restricted the serotonin supply. Lower serotonin is in turn associated with more negative emotions – perhaps making it harder to climb back up the ladder.
Its fucking nonsense, of course, and he's tried to play down or flatly deny what he's said about lobsters.
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I'm pretty sure he deliberately used an animal so far removed from humans to demonstrate that hierarchies are a constant of life, because it's self evident in mammals.
I don't think it is, the point is that even living creatures separated from us by millions of years of evolution share our fundamental biochemical reactions, and display basic hierarchical similarities, thereby illustrating that human society is not the arbitrary collective fabrication that constructivists would like to pretend.
If you phrase this in the worst possible way as "Peterson says humans and lobsters both run on serotonin so human and lobster hierarchies are the same lol that's so dumb", it's obviously going to look retarded.
If you instead say that the mechanics that define our animal behaviour and by extension social behaviour are hundreds of millions of years older than our species and also present in creatures literally incapable of socially constructing anything, then you have a pretty good case for shitting on retards who think hierarchy - ordered human interaction - is made up by white patriarchal oppressors.
As for the point, it's fucking bonkers. If you look at the two most closely-related species to humans - chimpanzees and pygmy chimpanzees - they have completely different social structures to humans, and completely different social structures from each other.
Not to mention the fact that humans alone have a vast array of social structures and always have, as far as we can tell. If it was innate, surely there'd be consistency? But nope.
He's got some loopy idea of how society should be, posits it as being the One True Way, and then tries to find evidence of it. It's hilarious that he had to go as far as fucking lobsters to get an example.
If it was innate, surely there'd be consistency? But nope.
Assloads of human behaviours are consistent across cultures. IIRC every single human society apart from some Amazon tribe is patriarchal (in its actual sense not the feminist sense)
He's got some loopy idea of how society should be, posits it as being the One True Way, and then tries to find evidence of it.
You have it the other way around. Social constructivists have loopy ideas of how society should be, sperging out about unfalsiable theories about patriarchy and gender ratios and the supposed wickedness of meritocracy, while pretending that we're not a dimorphic, evolved animal species with innate behaviours. The end result can be seen in CTH.
He literally chose a species with a completely different nervous system. It doesn't even have a spine!
That's the point. Even a species as different as the lobster has similar biochemical reactions to us.
Regardless, he should leave the evopsych to people like Brett Weinstein in the future.
Assloads of human behaviours are consistent across cultures. IIRC every single human society apart from some Amazon tribe is patriarchal (in its actual sense not the feminist sense)
No. That's flatly wrong, especially if you go back a few hundred or few thousand years.
Just all of the ones where specimens interact in any meaningful way.
But I guess humans are exempted from displaying animal behaviour in groups, and it's probably just a huge coincidence that humans are a sexually dimorphic species that display the same social structures all across the globe.
Peterson pointed out that lobsters respond well to anti-depressants, just like his followers would if they'd hurry up and get the help they need.
He used lobsters as an example to point out how fundamental these things are. His followers would be droopy losers even in an entirely different phylum in the tree of life. They'd probably be losers on an alien planet. It's not their culture, species, or environment that's the problem, it's them.
I always know when someone gets fired, I believe their side of the story 100% unquestioningly if it fits my worldview.
Second, OP, I'm not sure if you've noticed, but... you live in Clown World right now. The inmates are running the asylum, and glorious politically correct cultural Marxism plagues the land, sucking out the joy out of everything it can get its diseased claws into.
These are dangerous times, OP, and the Marxists are dangerous persons of gender and madness.
You have been the victim of a financial lynching. Your crime? Wrongthink.
It is best if you DO NOT share "problematic" memes with people that you know. Share them ONLY with disgusting cishet patriarchal white male shitlords, like us, and ONLY online, on trusted forums.
The Eyes and Ears of the Thought Police are everywhere, on the look out for thought criminals like you, me, and everyone else here.
The writing on the wall is clear for men in the work place, don't work in a corporate setting if you can, if you do separate your personal life from work. Approach every job like a mercenary, adopt minimalism, at all times have a years worth of income to have Fuck you money.
Construction sites and special forces are probably the last bastion of workplace freedom men have, other than that do your best to not be put in these situations.
nothing says "balanced and rational" like comparing getting fired for annoying everyone with your spergy youtube videos to being tortured and murdered by a vicious mob for looking at a white woman
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and
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I mean it's good advice, in general. You shouldn't ever have your online presence connected to your IRL identity if the stuff you post is even slightly controversial.
Because while the OP reads like a most likely exaggerated story, plenty of people actually do get fired for offensive content unrelated to their job.
I don't know what you're talking about. I tell all my coworkers about my /r/drama shitposting and I use my work email to do it. How else am I supposed to maintain my reputation in the office as the guy with the dankest memes?
The dude wasn't fired, he literally wasn't rehired. And he said that all his coworkers have seen his video's so he's probably realy pushing it in their faces. Woudn't be surprised if his coworkers complained about him and would rather see him go.
"An autist? No way," I thought. But at this point, I knew it would be better if I didn't say anything. My skills in rhetorical maneuvering aren't such that at the potential end of that back and forth I would come out looking better, rather than worse. I kept my mouth shut.
tfw you want to humblebrag about dancing around people in a conversation, but your sentence comes out like - such that - such as a fucking downie wrote it
Well he got hundreds of thousands of hits on youtube doing funny video edits, so its not strange his co-workers at a video editing job would see his stuff. Don't need to assume some malicious intent.
I've received word from r/JordanPeterson that someone here hasn't been washing their penis. Now I expected to have to read through this pathetic thread using Logic and Reason to determine the individual who has the dirtiest room, but I can see your ignorant and collectivist post already made it easy for me. Now I can see that a lack of postive male role models has really messed you up bucko, so I'll make it real simple for you: WASH YOUR PENIS, CLEAN YOUR ROOM, DONATE TO MY PATREON
At this point, I knew it would be better if I didn't say anything. My skills in rhetorical maneuvering aren't such that at the potential end of that back and forth I would come out looking better, rather than worse. I kept my mouth shut.
This is the kind of unfair dismissal that maybe a union and a tribunal would be helpful with. You know, worker's organisation.
Unfortunately, daddy Peterson and his friends at Prager U have decreed that worker's organisation and collective bargaining is just neo-Marxist malcontents who are plotting to put everyone in gulags.
Maybe Jungian archetypes will help. Has he tried starting a dream diary?
but u see good sir, he has no need for such for any such pathetic safety net, the free market will snatch a valuable, determined and hard working young man such as himself up in a jiffy! With a 25% pay raise to boot!
but u see good sir, he has no need for such for any such pathetic safety net, the free market will snatch a valuable, determined and hard working young man such as himself up in a jiffy! With a 25% pay raise to boot!
but u see good sir, he has no need for such for any such pathetic safety net, the free market will snatch a valuable, determined and hard working young man such as himself up in a jiffy! With a 25% pay raise to boot!
but u see good sir, he has no need for such for any such pathetic safety net, the free market will snatch a valuable, determined and hard working young man such as himself up in a jiffy! With a 25% pay raise to boot!
but u see good sir, he has no need for such for any such pathetic safety net, the free market will snatch a valuable, determined and hard working young man such as himself up in a jiffy! With a 25% pay raise to boot!
but u see good sir, he has no need for such for any such pathetic safety net, the free market will snatch a valuable, determined and hard working young man such as himself up in a jiffy! With a 25% pay raise to boot!
but u see good sir, he has no need for such for any such pathetic safety net, the free market will snatch a valuable, determined and hard working young man such as himself up in a jiffy! With a 25% pay raise to boot!
That wouldn’t have worked. He’s a contractor and part of the problems with being a contractor is limited rights in the workplace but in theory you get higher pay.
I agree with this OP. He doesn't agree with JBP's politics but enjoys his lifestyle and writings. I feel like there's people that feel the same about Hitler. Hate his politics. Love his artwork.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-24
"Internalized misogynist" and "prude" are the new slurs for women with standards and boundaries. Don't let newspeak fool you. ;)
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1 Nerdlinger 2018-10-24
Honestly, the guy should have been fired for not knowing the difference between plural and possessive.
1 newcomer_ts 2018-10-24
There's so much irony to unpack in that.
If only he made YT video about it?
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-10-24
lol, the real lesson from this story is to not tell the truth to women tbh.
1 Valeen 2018-10-24
Dear god, he's proud of those? If those are any reflection on his skills as an actual editor, there is no wonder he was let go.
1 bcat124 2018-10-24
His videos are hilarious dude STFU. I say this being an unironic tankie
1 Valeen 2018-10-24
Sure, maybe they are hilarious if you huffed spray primer as a kid. But that wasn't even my statement, the production quality is shit. It's like you were going to hire someone to paint your home, and they brought you to their house to show you what they could do. Then they burst with pride as they show you the shit smeared walls.
1 bcat124 2018-10-24
Mayo garbage, I was snorting meth at age 9 in the hood, and I turned out just fine.
1 Valeen 2018-10-24
Posts to braincels
1 bcat124 2018-10-24
ew
1 Valeen 2018-10-24
You accused me of mayo-posting. Posting to incels might as well as aioli posting
1 duckraul2 2018-10-24
And not even the sriracha kind
1 doyourworkyoufailure 2018-10-24
tl;dr ?
1 CuriousKrow 2018-10-24
Guy has a youtube channel where he makes parody videos of
Jordan Peterson talking to himself(they are a little funny, and jokingly mock the dude).
Boss hires SJW niece as his new boss.
Client needs someone who can cut up interviews for joke commercial. OPs friend (a feeeeeeeeeemale) says OP can do it(he wasn't around) and sends them to his channel.
New boss finds out he makes these videos and fires him for not saying JBP is evil.
1 Etsuko1 2018-10-24
He had it coming for showing his memevideos to his coworkers
1 seshfan2 2018-10-24
Don't forget the shameless link to his Paetron after his grift story about how da evil SJWs took all his money.
1 DownWithDuplicity 2018-10-24
SJWs are evil for all intents and purposes. I think you are pretty scummy for implying it's a falsehood.
1 riemann1413 2018-10-24
eat a cup of salt you useless white male
1 RyuunDragon 2018-10-24
Except according to OP, the contract expired that same day and they just decided not to rehire him. So it's a double dose of autism.
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-10-24
Person made JordanPeterson Meme videos, person was fired by Boss's SJW Niece for said memes.
1 Denny_Craine 2018-10-24
Youtube tard makes up fake story to gain subscribers and patreon monies
1 pvijay187 2018-10-24
Holy shit, that post is longer than War and Peace. That's too much work for whatever drama is there
1 0987654231 2018-10-24
1 Zombies_hate_ninjas 2018-10-24
Oh you'd just love to take me out of context!
1 PUBLIQclopAccountant 2018-10-24
Lobsters have a very complex language and piss on each other to say hello.
1 old_grumpy_grandpa 2018-10-24
Hot
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-24
It's pretty hot though, made me cum
1 snowkarl 2018-10-24
He deserves getting fired for making one of the millions of Lobsterson videos that clog up my YouTube 'watch next' list.
Never click on them ever but they still refuse to go away. So fucking annoying.
1 Madaruto 2018-10-24
You already try the Not Interested button? Those stupidly repetitive TLJ rant videos vanished after clicking that a whole bunch.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-24
Also use the "Tell us why" option and selection don't like this video & not interested in this channel options💻
1 aqouta 2018-10-24
I know, watch one RLM video a hundred times and suddenly YouTube thinks that's all you want.
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-10-24
This is the super advanced relevant suggestions Algorithm(TM) that tech companies want to harvest our entire social lives for? Really?
1 Sardinops 2018-10-24
The algorithm is never wrong
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-24
Your mother is never wrong 😎
1 scatmunchies 2018-10-24
She’s wrong in all the right ways. You should see what she can do after she pops out that glass eye.
1 Cishet_Shitlord 2018-10-24
Ha! See? Get it? Because the eye is out? #FuckYouThatsFunny
1 snowkarl 2018-10-24
1 post 5 years ago in TumblrInAction
nice
1 Sardinops 2018-10-24
The algorithm never forgets.
1 froibo 2018-10-24
You deserve it.
1 Bluest_waters 2018-10-24
FUCK THE YOUTUBE ALGORITHM
FUCKING THING SUCKS!
oh you watched how to build a log cabin with hand tools? how bout this prank video about showing cleavage in public?
no thanks you dickwads!
fuck youtube. If I want to watch porn....i will ..you know, watch porn!
1 DAM1313 2018-10-24
Chill out gramps
1 Bluest_waters 2018-10-24
an algorithm made you say that
1 DAM1313 2018-10-24
At least my algoritmic posting doesn't make me sound like a yuppie wastoid on disqus 😙
1 mygoodpostingalt 2018-10-24
boomers out
1 HINDBRAIN 2018-10-24
I'm getting "SJWs destroyed through logic and reason" and "anime titties".
1 Gtyyler 2018-10-24
What you have do is fly out to YouTube Hq and say "I will soon meet my Goddess Nasim"
1 snowkarl 2018-10-24
That sounds like a really good idea. I doubt YouTube have heightened security against crazed individuals radicalized on the internet after what happened a few months ago so it should go swimmingly.
1 Megazor 2018-10-24
She was a martyr to the cause. Inshallah!
1 timelow 2018-10-24
*mashAllah
1 umar4812 2018-10-24
Hover over the videos, click the menu button, and click "not interested".
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-24
Sjw gets owned
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-10-24
Sjw gets owned
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-10-24
This is the super advanced relevant suggestions Algorithm(TM) that tech companies want to harvest our entire social lives for? Really?
1 UnoriginalStanger 2018-10-24
Think you gotta purge your watched history
1 mydramaaccount 2018-10-24
This guy probably still believes meritocracy is real after this happened to him.
1 Voltairium 2018-10-24
Meritocracy is wh*te "people" nonsense
1 mcslibbin 2018-10-24
i mean, the president is white and he can't read, dude
1 mcslibbin 2018-10-24
i mean, the president is white and he can't read, dude
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-10-24
Meritocracy is an ideal... a goal, if you will. Failure in its execution doesn't invalidate the ideal.
SADDLE UP LOBSTERS, IT'S GO TIME.
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-10-24
Meritocracy is an ideal... a goal, if you will. Failure in its execution doesn't invalidate the ideal.
SADDLE UP LOBSTERS, IT'S GO TIME.
1 MagicHoudini 2018-10-24
That sounds like communism
1 Zozbot 2018-10-24
zoz
1 Zozbot 2018-10-24
zle
1 Zozbot 2018-10-24
zozzle
1 wisty 2018-10-24
It works even if it's not perfectly implemented though.
1 HansCool 2018-10-24
Tldr:
-Guy who makes meme videos of Jordan Peterson also edits videos as his job.
-SJW niece of Boss is hired as a manager.
-All of his coworkers have seen his videos, they bring it up in a brainstorming session for a similar project to the stuff he made. He's sick and has no clue.
-Gets fired on the spot when he comes in the next day.
1 aqouta 2018-10-24
I like to imagine the nepotism-kin that fired him also forcibly branded and cucked him before kicking him out.
1 wigwam808 2018-10-24
tl;dr
-loser wastes time making shitty meme vids instead of working
gets triggered because new manager says the word 'diversity'
acts hostile to new manager because he thinks she's dirty libtard
shows coworkers his autistic videos and they get uncomfortable
they report him
he gets rightfully fired
complains about it on the internet to get free money from dumb trump supporters
1 wigwam808 2018-10-24
tl;dr
loser wastes time making shitty meme vids instead of working
gets triggered because new manager says the word 'diversity'
acts hostile to new manager because he thinks she's dirty libtard
shows coworkers his autistic videos and they get uncomfortable
they report him
he gets rightfully fired
complains about it on the internet to get free money from dumb trump supporters
1 [deleted] 2018-10-24
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1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-10-24
tldr:
idiot acts like an idiot
second idiot gets hired above him
-second idiot doesn't like the first idiot
first idiot gets fired, because "family"
third idiot comes along and posts a dumb tldr to first idiots reddit post
fourth idiot posts a dumber tldr under that
fifth idiot posts a third, dumber tldr
fifth idiot watches his wife get fucked by a younger, blacker man
1 HansCool 2018-10-24
What's your patreon buck?
1 tagaiz 2018-10-24
The best part is he said he's been working as an editor there for 6 months. He started making youtube videos 4 months ago and he also says he won't be able to make youtube videos any time soon now. Conclusion. He was making them at work like the idiot he is.
1 NPC_Patrol 2018-10-24
Guys gets more Patreon contributors to join in one day off shitposts than B tiered drama poster has ever held in their life.
Oh well.
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-10-24
Imagine thinking your going to stay employed when they haven't converted you by the end of your contract.
1 Brodo00095 2018-10-24
lol this is a good point
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-10-24
Imagine thinking your going to stay employed when they haven't converted you by the end of your contract.
1 preserved_fish 2018-10-24
Goddamn lobstermen are credulous. Good on shimian for boosting this month's patreon numbers, I guess.
1 herromynameispingg 2018-10-24
Why are they called lobstermen? I just have not had the capacity of giving a fuck to follow along with this Peterson stuff from the start lol
1 trappysaruh 2018-10-24
12 Rules for Life, a treatise by jbp
1 aqouta 2018-10-24
This is untrue and offensive to my underwater breathern that will soon rise up and rule.
1 trappysaruh 2018-10-24
i am a friend of the sea breathers
1 herromynameispingg 2018-10-24
Yikes, this guys retarded. No wonder that one guy got fired from his job for making videos of him
1 herromynameispingg 2018-10-24
ahhh ok, I get it now! Much thanks
1 jorio 2018-10-24
So the lobster thing is Peterson's version of "fake it till you make it?"
1 bG9sIG5pY2UgdHJ5Cg 2018-10-24
So we can stop being depressed by acting like a type of crustacean that also gets depressed?
1 trappysaruh 2018-10-24
act like an npc lobster tbh
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-24
Peterson said certain kinds of social hierarchies are innate.
To prove his point, Peterson uses the example of lobsters, which humans share a common evolutionary ancestor with. Peterson argues that, like humans, lobsters exist in hierarchies and have a nervous system attuned to status which “runs on serotonin”. The higher up a hierarchy a lobster climbs, supposedly, this brain mechanism helps make more serotonin available. The more defeat it suffers, the more restricted the serotonin supply. Lower serotonin is in turn associated with more negative emotions – perhaps making it harder to climb back up the ladder.
Its fucking nonsense, of course, and he's tried to play down or flatly deny what he's said about lobsters.
1 herromynameispingg 2018-10-24
lmfao that is awesome
1 herromynameispingg 2018-10-24
lmfao that is awesome
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-10-24
At that point Memerson should've just have just gone all in and compare humans to bacteria
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Holy shit this bot is retarded. Also lol at that super topical sign off line
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How many hours a day do you spend running this cyborg?
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1 CucksLoveTrump 2018-10-24
shut up you goddamned animal
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1 Pro_Extent 2018-10-24
I'm pretty sure he deliberately used an animal so far removed from humans to demonstrate that hierarchies are a constant of life, because it's self evident in mammals.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-24
It actually makes a lot of sense when you compare them all to bottom feeders
1 Patsy02 2018-10-24
I don't think it is, the point is that even living creatures separated from us by millions of years of evolution share our fundamental biochemical reactions, and display basic hierarchical similarities, thereby illustrating that human society is not the arbitrary collective fabrication that constructivists would like to pretend.
If you phrase this in the worst possible way as "Peterson says humans and lobsters both run on serotonin so human and lobster hierarchies are the same lol that's so dumb", it's obviously going to look retarded.
If you instead say that the mechanics that define our animal behaviour and by extension social behaviour are hundreds of millions of years older than our species and also present in creatures literally incapable of socially constructing anything, then you have a pretty good case for shitting on retards who think hierarchy - ordered human interaction - is made up by white patriarchal oppressors.
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-24
True.
1 Patsy02 2018-10-24
fuk you got me
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-24
As for the point, it's fucking bonkers. If you look at the two most closely-related species to humans - chimpanzees and pygmy chimpanzees - they have completely different social structures to humans, and completely different social structures from each other.
Not to mention the fact that humans alone have a vast array of social structures and always have, as far as we can tell. If it was innate, surely there'd be consistency? But nope.
He's got some loopy idea of how society should be, posits it as being the One True Way, and then tries to find evidence of it. It's hilarious that he had to go as far as fucking lobsters to get an example.
1 Patsy02 2018-10-24
Assloads of human behaviours are consistent across cultures. IIRC every single human society apart from some Amazon tribe is patriarchal (in its actual sense not the feminist sense)
You have it the other way around. Social constructivists have loopy ideas of how society should be, sperging out about unfalsiable theories about patriarchy and gender ratios and the supposed wickedness of meritocracy, while pretending that we're not a dimorphic, evolved animal species with innate behaviours. The end result can be seen in CTH.
That's the point. Even a species as different as the lobster has similar biochemical reactions to us.
Regardless, he should leave the evopsych to people like Brett Weinstein in the future.
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-24
No. That's flatly wrong, especially if you go back a few hundred or few thousand years.
1 Patsy02 2018-10-24
And a matriarchy is still a hierarchy. I'll take a wild guess and say that chimp culture is not socially constructed.
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-24
Lmao. Most species don't have a hierarchy at all.
Which fish leads a school? Hmm.
Apart from ants, termites and bees, which insects have a hierarchy? None, you say? Shocking!
That's already most of the life on the planet.
The real kicker - what science is lobsterman using to talk about lobsters? 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔
1 Patsy02 2018-10-24
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dominance_hierarchy#Dominance_in_fish
Just all of the ones where specimens interact in any meaningful way.
But I guess humans are exempted from displaying animal behaviour in groups, and it's probably just a huge coincidence that humans are a sexually dimorphic species that display the same social structures all across the globe.
🤔
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-24
So "many" species out of literal thousands. Lmao.
1 Patsy02 2018-10-24
you got me again. If only chimps and humans would unlearn our reactionary toxic masculinity and create an equitable heterarchy 😭
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-24
I wanted an answer to my question - what's it like being lower on the dick-sucking hierarchy than Lobsterman?
1 Patsy02 2018-10-24
I'm going to cuck you out of getting an answer
I bet you like that big boy 😏
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-24
Do you cry when he sticks his claws in you?
I assume it's your job to clean the room afterwards.
1 preserved_fish 2018-10-24
From a silly evolutionary biology analogy he employs to decode human relations.
1 wisty 2018-10-24
Peterson pointed out that lobsters respond well to anti-depressants, just like his followers would if they'd hurry up and get the help they need.
He used lobsters as an example to point out how fundamental these things are. His followers would be droopy losers even in an entirely different phylum in the tree of life. They'd probably be losers on an alien planet. It's not their culture, species, or environment that's the problem, it's them.
1 Awayfone 2018-10-24
Social blade shows he also gained 1k subscribers last 24 hours
1 seshfan2 2018-10-24
I always know when someone gets fired, I believe their side of the story 100% unquestioningly if it fits my worldview.
These people are insane.
1 Nerdlinger 2018-10-24
I like this guy:
1 seshfan2 2018-10-24
Lmfao. Question, do I have to clean my room in order to join the Special Forces? Because that's kind of a deal breaker for me.
1 thats-why-i 2018-10-24
no you just have to beat me off
1 DannyLee90 2018-10-24
Rly makes u think 🤔
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-10-24
The military is the last bastion of masculinity in that you'll take it up the ass from lazy, arrogant COs your entire career.
1 DannyLee90 2018-10-24
This, but unironically.
1 DannyLee90 2018-10-24
This, but unironically.
1 DannyLee90 2018-10-24
This, but unironically.
1 DannyLee90 2018-10-24
This, but unironically.
1 DannyLee90 2018-10-24
This, but unironically.
1 DannyLee90 2018-10-24
This, but unironically.
1 demotecontrol 2018-10-24
That's not even just in the Special Forces lol.
1 Denny_Craine 2018-10-24
Well special forces just means you'll take it up the ass from lazy, arrogant COs and have completely ruined knees by the time you're 35
1 PizzaHoe696969 2018-10-24
Drones with female operators would be eons ahead of anything a simp chimp male could do.
1 siempreloco31 2018-10-24
The military is known for workplace freedom.
1 siempreloco31 2018-10-24
The military is known for its workplace freedom.
1 siempreloco31 2018-10-24
The military is known for its workplace freedom.
1 Canvasch 2018-10-24
Yeah must be so hard to be a man in a corporate job these days
1 rnjbond 2018-10-24
Separating your personal and work life is a great idea, I don't know why more people don't do that.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-10-24
There is literally no one lower on the construction site totem pole than some sceawny fuckin dork who wont shut the fuck up
1 westofthetracks 2018-10-24
nothing says "balanced and rational" like comparing getting fired for annoying everyone with your spergy youtube videos to being tortured and murdered by a vicious mob for looking at a white woman
1 BeastTrinity 2018-10-24
Because
A. Black people are the only people who got lynched, everything is about black people, all the time, how can I make the conversation about how bad black people had it,
and
B. It's impossible to use a word that literally means something worse than it means in context, like "he fucked him out of his money," "they killed me out there," or "outside /u/Onitan's door there was a lynch mob of angry reporters and neighbors, demanding to know where the bodies are buried."
1 degorius 2018-10-24
clearly fake no one cares about indigenous women
1 OniTan 2018-10-24
I do. Seeing as I am an INDINGENOUS man. White supremacists on this subreddit can burn in Hell!
1 degorius 2018-10-24
yes we know you 'care' about them 😉
1 westofthetracks 2018-10-24
sorry my facts and logic triggered you so hard
1 BeastTrinity 2018-10-24
Okay, this is epic 😲
1 shallowm 2018-10-24
a
1 BeastTrinity 2018-10-24
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1 zergling_Lester 2018-10-24
Nice
1 BeastTrinity 2018-10-24
I mean it's good advice, in general. You shouldn't ever have your online presence connected to your IRL identity if the stuff you post is even slightly controversial.
Because while the OP reads like a most likely exaggerated story, plenty of people actually do get fired for offensive content unrelated to their job.
1 DinosSuck 2018-10-24
I don't know what you're talking about. I tell all my coworkers about my /r/drama shitposting and I use my work email to do it. How else am I supposed to maintain my reputation in the office as the guy with the dankest memes?
1 aqouta 2018-10-24
I put my hotest takes on my resume tbh.
1 degorius 2018-10-24
I sure do
1 Candideeststupide 2018-10-24
If people knew I went here, everyone I know would disown me
1 ILieToCaptchas 2018-10-24
End of the story. Best of luck to this guy, hope he learned a lesson from this
1 BeastTrinity 2018-10-24
Yeah, I added that part because for some people, like musicians, e-celebs, etc., they can and do tie their IRL identity to their content.
1 ILieToCaptchas 2018-10-24
Pretty sure that is a troll
Otherwise call the cops cause that guy is gonna shoot a humanities class soon enough
1 ricksansmorty 2018-10-24
the contract expired that day
The dude wasn't fired, he literally wasn't rehired. And he said that all his coworkers have seen his video's so he's probably realy pushing it in their faces. Woudn't be surprised if his coworkers complained about him and would rather see him go.
1 HansCool 2018-10-24
But muh agenda
1 diggity_md 2018-10-24
Maybe he was just an annoying austist? 🤔🧐
1 cmakk1012 2018-10-24
Gee, ya think?
1 Sardinops 2018-10-24
1 carthoris26 2018-10-24
t. drama posters
1 hitlerallyliteral 2018-10-24
Oh my god that's an actual quote fucking kill me
1 pepperouchau 2018-10-24
>tfw your navigation isn't nimble enough
1 [deleted] 2018-10-24
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1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-10-24
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-24
Bingo
1 Ikea_Man 2018-10-24
By looking at this YouTube page for 5 seconds I can confirm this
1 Bluest_waters 2018-10-24
please link this, i need to see
1 yourdeadwife 2018-10-24
He definitely seems like the kinda guy to mistake the hurried placation of coworkers for genuine interest.
1 ILieToCaptchas 2018-10-24
I dont know honestly he seems to be a fairly reasonable autist, so maybe there is some truth to it.
Nepotism hire always ends up in this type of unfair situations.
1 NPC_Patrol 2018-10-24
No chance, the SRDines got here first. Honestly there was a disappointing amount of drama in the linked thread pretty tame.
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-10-24
Be the drama you want to see in the world
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-10-24
If your boss hasn't told you you're being converted way before the end of your contract, you're gonna be unemployed.
1 Awayfone 2018-10-24
Is that true for non America?
1 riemann1413 2018-10-24
jesus christ
that's your take on that absolute turd of a post?
1 ILieToCaptchas 2018-10-24
Sure why not
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-10-24
Because the autism is so strong I'm surprised a model train being driven by sonic the hedgehog hasn't jumped out of my screen
1 TerryOller 2018-10-24
Well he got hundreds of thousands of hits on youtube doing funny video edits, so its not strange his co-workers at a video editing job would see his stuff. Don't need to assume some malicious intent.
1 EpicStyledHair 2018-10-24
Listen up bucko!
I've received word from r/JordanPeterson that someone here hasn't been washing their penis. Now I expected to have to read through this pathetic thread using Logic and Reason to determine the individual who has the dirtiest room, but I can see your ignorant and collectivist post already made it easy for me. Now I can see that a lack of postive male role models has really messed you up bucko, so I'll make it real simple for you: WASH YOUR PENIS, CLEAN YOUR ROOM, DONATE TO MY PATREON
1 blottedconscience 2018-10-24
Don’t scrub it too fast though, proud boy!
1 RyuunDragon 2018-10-24
How long until he makes a crybaby video claiming an SJW conspiracy, forgetting to mention all of that?
1 Awayfone 2018-10-24
Supposedly his friend played a video during a meeting, as an example
1 Black_Bird_Cloud 2018-10-24
tbh it was mildly funny. Idk why he didn't try the "I was mocking evilman" defense it could work if it's about an infamous tubo retard like peterson
1 better_bot 2018-10-24
Lol, dude stayed his rhetorical blade.
1 OldOrder 2018-10-24
-That guy probably
1 aqouta 2018-10-24
Honestly that's one of the actually smartest things he did. Spergs learning to control their powerlevel is rare and good.
1 Etsuko1 2018-10-24
The thing is he must have shown memerson videos to every coworker he has
1 aqouta 2018-10-24
No one can truly control their powerlevel 24/7 but when they do it should be praised.
1 BeastTrinity 2018-10-24
He had to, it's like a tea kettle. You have to let off sperg pressure or you'll explode.
1 better_bot 2018-10-24
I got a real sociopath vibe from it too.
1 selectrix 2018-10-24
I believe you misspelled "extremely bad for dramacoin"
1 MayNotBeAPervert 2018-10-24
not for long though, as but several paragraphs later
turned out his initial assessment was exactly on point
1 BeastTrinity 2018-10-24
I picture him ducking and leaning side to side and like swinging his arms around whenever he describes having a conversation as an intense manuver
1 michaelnoir 2018-10-24
This is the kind of unfair dismissal that maybe a union and a tribunal would be helpful with. You know, worker's organisation.
Unfortunately, daddy Peterson and his friends at Prager U have decreed that worker's organisation and collective bargaining is just neo-Marxist malcontents who are plotting to put everyone in gulags.
Maybe Jungian archetypes will help. Has he tried starting a dream diary?
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-10-24
You some kinda communist?
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-10-24
His contract was up so it can’t be unfair dismissal. The SJW woman shouldn’t have provided reasons for not renewing the contract.
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-24
but u see good sir, he has no need for such for any such pathetic safety net, the free market will snatch a valuable, determined and hard working young man such as himself up in a jiffy! With a 25% pay raise to boot!
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-24
but u see good sir, he has no need for such for any such pathetic safety net, the free market will snatch a valuable, determined and hard working young man such as himself up in a jiffy! With a 25% pay raise to boot!
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-24
but u see good sir, he has no need for such for any such pathetic safety net, the free market will snatch a valuable, determined and hard working young man such as himself up in a jiffy! With a 25% pay raise to boot!
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-24
but u see good sir, he has no need for such for any such pathetic safety net, the free market will snatch a valuable, determined and hard working young man such as himself up in a jiffy! With a 25% pay raise to boot!
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-24
but u see good sir, he has no need for such for any such pathetic safety net, the free market will snatch a valuable, determined and hard working young man such as himself up in a jiffy! With a 25% pay raise to boot!
1 wow___justwow 2018-10-24
but u see good sir, he has no need for such for any such pathetic safety net, the free market will snatch a valuable, determined and hard working young man such as himself up in a jiffy! With a 25% pay raise to boot!
1 wolfpaq777 2018-10-24
but u see good sir, he has no need for such for any such pathetic safety net, the free market will snatch a valuable, determined and hard working young man such as himself up in a jiffy! With a 25% pay raise to boot!
1 ILieToCaptchas 2018-10-24
I rlly dont follow memerson political ideas, is he fiscally conservative?
1 wolfpaq777 2018-10-24
haha i don't either sorry, just felt like shitposting
1 dogwheiner 2018-10-24
I don't think he has a coherent ideology beyond "if it's old and I like it it's good!"
1 Pro_Extent 2018-10-24
He doesn't talk much about economic ideology, just cultural.
Although they are tied closely together outside of basic identity politics.
1 JurijFedorov 2018-10-24
Peterson is not part of Prager U as far as I know.
1 thirteendozen 2018-10-24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LquIQisaZFU
1 shallowm 2018-10-24
top 10 anime crossovers
1 ObnoxiousFactczecher 2018-10-24
Thank Universe that I was actually born in a country with labour laws. I could have been born in the US instead!
1 As_A_Liberal_ 2018-10-24
So theyre against Free markets and Private Businesses huh?
1 myshl0ng 2018-10-24
Imagine firing one of your more productive employees because your foid niece told you to
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-24
He made a shitload of Jordan Peterson meme videos and admits all his colleagues saw them. Gotta wonder if he was making that shit on company time.
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Oh no, I shutter to think what he could have shown them next. Model airplanes? His vacation photos?
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Oh no, I shutter to think what he could have shown them next. Model airplanes? His vacation photos?
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Oh no, I shutter to think what he could have shown them next. Model airplanes? His vacation photos?
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Oh no, I shutter to think what he could have shown them next. Model airplanes? His vacation photos?
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Oh no, I shutter to think what he could have shown them next. Model airplanes? His vacation photos?
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Oh no, I shutter to think what he could have shown them next. Model airplanes? His vacation photos?
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Oh no, I shutter to think what he could have shown them next. Model airplanes? His vacation photos?
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Oh no, I shutter to think what he could have shown them next. Model airplanes? His vacation photos?
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Oh no, I shutter to think what he could have shown them next. Model airplanes? His vacation photos?
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Oh no, I shutter to think what he could have shown them next. Model airplanes? His vacation photos?
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Oh no, I shutter to think what he could have shown them next. Model airplanes? His vacation photos?
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Oh no, I shutter to think what he could have shown them next. Model airplanes? His vacation photos?
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Oh no, I shutter to think what he could have shown them next. Model airplanes? His vacation photos?
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Oh no, I shutter to think what he could have shown them next. Model airplanes? His vacation photos?
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Oh no, I shutter to think what he could have shown them next. Model airplanes? His vacation photos?
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Oh no, I shutter to think what he could have shown them next. Model airplanes? His vacation photos?
1 Etsuko1 2018-10-24
Imagine chilling at work and all of a sudden being forced to look your coworker's autistic model plane collection
1 jorio 2018-10-24
Simply put - an act of violence against non-colossal nerd bodies.
1 Etsuko1 2018-10-24
Normie abuse
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-24
HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU ABOUT OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR, JORDAN MEMERSON?
1 Heydammit 2018-10-24
I too completely accept what one person's side of the story is as complete fact.
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-10-24
The guy was a fool and told coworkers about what he done in his spare time. Don’t tell anyone anything about your private life online in your job.
1 Awayfone 2018-10-24
he should had talked to hr about his channel, being decently sized
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-10-24
That wouldn’t have worked. He’s a contractor and part of the problems with being a contractor is limited rights in the workplace but in theory you get higher pay.
1 the_popcorn_pisser 2018-10-24
1 MargarineIsEvil 2018-10-24
I've softened towards Memerson since his videos convinced my pinko father that commies are actually trash.
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-24
If your father was convinced by a YouTube video, he might be retarded.
1 MargarineIsEvil 2018-10-24
He's a boomer.
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-24
Double-retarded, then.
1 riemann1413 2018-10-24
this is my first fime seeing your new flair. i love that movie
1 ComedicSans 2018-10-24
Between that and What We Do in the Shadows, it was a great year for NZ movies.
1 aqouta 2018-10-24
He was a pinko
1 EdLesliesBarber 2018-10-24
If that’s how long his posts are I can’t imagine how painful the YouTube videos must be.
1 Couldnt_think_of_a 2018-10-24
>2069 word shitpost with the person actually signing it at the bottom. >Believing this is real.
1 seenten 2018-10-24
Mods stickied it so it must be real
1 Ragingbull93 2018-10-24
Lol they call him the good doctor.
1 WistopherWalken 2018-10-24
This is hilarious and I bet completely deserved.
1 dratamard2 2018-10-24
sounds like soyboy needs to up his lobster serotonin levels 😂👌
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-10-24
At least he now got time to clean his room.
1 Awayfone 2018-10-24
Whrn you no longer have a room it is always clean
1 youcanteatbullets 2018-10-24
He probably shouldn't have derived all the meaning in his life from a temporary contract job
1 Orsonius2 2018-10-24
Oh wow I even watched some of his youtube videos. They are actually funny even though I dont like JBP and the whole cult around him.
1 Watermark03 2018-10-24
He should submit that to a short story contest next, pretty OK writing imo.
1 madvillainer 2018-10-24
t.2018
1 wigwam808 2018-10-24
Trump supporters are delusional. I bet what he says happened isn't what actually transpired.
1 degorius 2018-10-24
Does that sub realize 80% of the public has no idea who Jordan Peterson is? Lol hounded by the media and sjws
1 awayhow 2018-10-24
Should have locked him up for making memes.
1 HowDidWeGetsHere 2018-10-24
I agree with this OP. He doesn't agree with JBP's politics but enjoys his lifestyle and writings. I feel like there's people that feel the same about Hitler. Hate his politics. Love his artwork.
1 Kat_B0T 2018-10-24
Tbf regardless, nepotism hires are always the worst. And most sociology majors in current year are almostguaranteed to be npcs/sjws.
Imagine watching 50 hours of memerson to make a yt video 🤦🏿♂️
1 ReBurnInator 2018-10-24
That's a cool fanfic.
1 GunOfSod 2018-10-24
This thread, a wild herd of lolcows appears.
1 Additional_Web 2018-10-24
How do people even write that much?
1 blottedconscience 2018-10-24
R/thathappened