r/drama: The most oppressed group are forced into the showers...

The most oppressed group are forced into the showers...

1 2018-10-26 by Wraith_GraveSpell

76 comments

1 BussyShillBot 2018-10-26

I actually get so blackpilled when I realize most of you fags are depressed losers who most likely gravitated here because no one likes them and not because they actually have intellectual backing for their beliefs.

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1 SnapshillBot 2018-10-26

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1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-26

Literally

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-26

Smellcels on suicide watch

1 -Steve_French- 2018-10-26

Imagine being a showercel and not embracing your natural aroma

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-26

Lmao i bet your foreskin is even intact. go clean your smegma, sweaty. 🧀🍌

1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-10-26

He's french, so great smell is to be expected

1 -Steve_French- 2018-10-26

Imagine mutilating yourself instead of keeping your natural cock pocket.

The absolute state of non primitavists

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-26

I imagine youre a very cultured person. And by culture i mean infested with bacteria.

Do your free-roaming children know they were born with HPV yet?

1 -Steve_French- 2018-10-26

Mad because you smell like chemicals and homosexuality.

Virgin Civcels vs Chad Barbarians

1 Zone2012 2018-10-26

That’s the joke

1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-10-26

Oh really?

1 aqouta 2018-10-26

I don't understand how people can be willing to let this happen to themselves.

1 Cauchemar89 2018-10-26

Me neither.
We used to have a guy in our DnD group who was exactly like this: bad hygiene, bad (table) manners and just in general a massive autist.

When we decided to kick him out of the group and our Dungeon Master verbally ripped him apart telling him what a massive fuckup he is - he barely reacted. Our DM was genuinely confused wheter this guy actually understood what was happening.

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-26

Pure autism, no other explanation.

1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-10-26

Freebased it seems more like

1 -Kite-Man- 2018-10-26

Actual autistic folk react more or less exactly like that when confronted directly.

Your DM sure has courage, "verbally ripping apart" a legitimately retarded person who quite literally couldn't mentally process the exchange.

This is the kind of anecdote that makes me assume someone has some kind of tragically frustrated lack of sex life they're trying to get past by bullying the handful of people they might find that they consider 'below' them. Did your DM lose his penis in a terrible accident? This goes beyond simple inceldom.

1 I_starch_ocp_rank 2018-10-26

Go take a shower, sweaty.

1 -Kite-Man- 2018-10-26

But then I would get so much less action.

Her preference for me to remain unshowered is so strong I'm unironically worried this will create real problems for me interacting with basically everyone else in the world.

The sex is great though and she's super clean herself. Plus she calls me daddy as a nickname, so that's nice.

1 trilateral1 2018-10-26

uh oh, he thinks the doll is talking to him.

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-26

Hygiene is just a cultural marxist trap to reduce the amount of pheromones your body naturally produces to attract female mates. Showering is literally white genocide.

1 better_bot 2018-10-26

(((They))) know your natural patina is our defense against the neurotoxins.

1 iammrpositive 2018-10-26

Nah you can make fun of spergs and still get laid. I don’t think there’s even a correlation there. Spergs are annoying. Life is better without them.

1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-10-26

Autists should be gassed. We could start with you and your virtue signalling bs

1 911roofer 2018-10-26

So should you.

1 Cauchemar89 2018-10-26

Your DM sure has courage, "verbally ripping apart" a legitimately retarded person who quite literally couldn't mentally process the exchange.

With "verbally ripping apart" I meant that he told him face-to-face and later on through text why were kicking him out of the group. There were no insults or anything else below the line, but just the long list of complaints he and the other players had about him.

1 -Kite-Man- 2018-10-26

So 'verbally ripping apart' consisted on him politely explained why they no longer wanted to hang around. It just sounded more badass that way?

That might be the most "white gamer" anecdote exaggeration I've ever seen, thanks. Worthy of Buzzfeed or The Daily Show bit:

DM's showering joke ANNIHILATES Retarded Kid.
Retarded Kid is STUNNED!
DM's cheeto joke maims President Trump.
&lt;354hp 69m 500mw>

DM's strongly-worded-letter DOES UNSPEAKABLE THINGS to President Trump!
&lt;354hp 69m 500mw>

Retarded Kid's social life is DEAD!

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1 Cauchemar89 2018-10-26

Your level of butthurt is amazing.

1 -Kite-Man- 2018-10-26

Welcome to /r/drama.

So Chapotard or MDEfugee?

1 Isolatedandafraid 2018-10-26

Yikes people still play DnD

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-26

Imagine actually having to put in effort coming up with a narrative when you already have the vidya doing that for you. 😂😂😂

1 Isolatedandafraid 2018-10-26

😡😡🤪🤪🤪

1 TheLordHighExecu 2018-10-26

coming up with a narrative

oh, so "fighting the cartoon villain of the week" is a narrative now

1 opi 2018-10-26

Marvel seems to make quite a mint with that scheme.

1 hehxbcjsiw-fi 2018-10-26

dnd group

massive autist

Goes without saying.

1 Chicup 2018-10-26

When you know you aren't ever going to get laid, hygiene becomes optional is my theory.

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-26

More of a chicken or the egg situation, except it involves much less reproduction.

1 friendlysoviet 2018-10-26

https://www.ambitiousaboutautism.org.uk/understanding-autism/health/hygiene

1 Jack_O_Blades 2018-10-26

Most of the people who are like that either have some social disorder the prevents them from realizing it or are so depressed and full of self hatred that they don’t care. I’m sure lots of r/drama posters can relate

1 aef823 2018-10-26

Have these pussies never been to a convention before?

That shit is so rank there's slang from getting sick from a convention.

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-26

Found the smellcel

1 aef823 2018-10-26

Wait there's a new incel?

1 -Kite-Man- 2018-10-26

No, he's trying to start a thing.

Meanwhile, my wife essentially lives in my armpit and uses my crotch as a pillow...

1 AT89S51 2018-10-26

Body pillows don't count as wives.

1 -Kite-Man- 2018-10-26

Like I could afford a body pillow. Also, a body pillow would probably exercise better judgement than she usually does. Shows what you know.

Just for that I'm going to go pee on her and make her say "thank you AT89S51". I hope you're proud of yourself.

1 AT89S51 2018-10-26

Just for that I'm going to go pee on her

You do that champ, just make sure that it's you who cleans """her""" this time and not mommy.

1 zergling_Lester 2018-10-26

On an unrelated note, why don't you tell the class why MOV C, bit takes 1 cycle but MOV bit, C takes 2, you humongous mong of a microprocessor.

1 AT89S51 2018-10-26

Are you talking about register to direct memory address and direct to register MOV? Because they both take 2 cycles. TBH, I haven't touched any 8051 related stuff for like 6 years.

1 zergling_Lester 2018-10-26

Byte moves, both register to memory and vice versa take 1 cycle.

Bit move memory to C(arry) takes 1 cycle.

Bit move C to memory takes 2 cycles because it needs to load the value first, set the bit there, and write it back, because there's no actual bit-wise memory access.

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-26

That gussy must have so many UTIs

1 -Kite-Man- 2018-10-26

Come to think of it, are masculine pussies still 'gussies?' Is bussy specifically asshole or do front-holes count?

1 selectrix 2018-10-26

Insmell, you fucking philistine

1 KokomoOReily 2018-10-26

Underestimating smashers SMH they will hit your nose with one hell of a m e s s y g u e s s y

1 Dildokin 2018-10-26

Why would anyone go to a convention lmao

1 aef823 2018-10-26

Hey I dated someone I met at animecon for a year, conventions are good places to meet people with a common interest.

Also the food trucks in LA are always fucking awesome.

1 Dildokin 2018-10-26

fucking weeb

1 aef823 2018-10-26

Not really, I just went because a friend wanted to go, and I don't really need much reason to go to LA.

1 necromatriarch 2018-10-26

Fucking weeb.

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-26

I don't really need much reason to go to LA.

I dont need a reason to avoid the city of failure

1 KingNothing305 2018-10-26

This is mostly just Smash players

1 KokomoOReily 2018-10-26

That is literally what the article is about

1 CptJoiJoi 2018-10-26

I admire their commitment to winning. I’d imagine it gives you a competitive edge when you’re opponent is fighting you and their own gag reflex. If you can’t handle the smell, enjoy being stuck in elo hell bitch.

1 -Kite-Man- 2018-10-26

The Marn strategy.

1 SignalEvent 2018-10-26

Bottom Text

1 Roach-Master 2018-10-26

Kotaku calling gamers smelly reee gamers rise up /r/kia will no longer take any of your shit kotaku, MAKE CP LEGAL

1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-10-26

Someone needs to literally post this kotaku article there.

1 mphjackson7 2018-10-26

Easiest way to get people to RISE UP

1 2odastream 2018-10-26

Games journalism is smelly anyway.