Guy shows off his brain damaged wife for reddit karma. Imagine being this desperate for attention.

1  2018-10-31 by Baconlightning

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I did a research paper this summer on this subreddit and there was a published study that found that 74% of attacks on Reddit came from 1% of source subreddits. I assume that subs like r/Drama are the 1%.

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The only mystery here is her wondering what the hell is going on.

If the situations were reversed the woman would have left him for chad

Wasn't there a glorious thread a bit ago of a woman cucking her husband because he was crippled and she was so proud of it too?

reddit probably upvoted it and told her you go girl

Wow y'all are such fucking incels ugh

Wow y'all

ugh

Is this ironic or do you naturally type like a nu male

I'm actually a transburgerian. I used to be just a simple russian boy buy then I decided to proudly live my life as an american. And since I haven't been to america my speech is a mumbo jumbo of whatever I read and heard on the internet.

Y'all ain't been livin' til' y'all say y'all, y'all.

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The showers 🚿

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Gas me up daddy πŸ’¨πŸ’¨πŸ˜³

Step into the shower, my son

Involuntary repulsion to gussy

I ain't givin you no seven fiddy monsta

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i would think the reverse, think of all that sweet sweet SSDI buxs?

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And I don't wanna talk to a scientist / yall motherfuckers lying and getting me pissed

- Shaggy 2 Dope in "Miracles"

"What a pussy, he couldn't even pull it off."

-Limp Bizkit, after Shaggy 2 Dope attempted to kick him in the head and failed.

Shows how good the character of the husband is. Kind of inspiring really.

Fucking Chad stealing all the Stacies from trauma victims

that's cause the veggie wife just has to lay there, basically doesn't make a difference but with a guy it's not the same

hell, guys are even out here leaving their normal wives to get some veg puss. best sex there is

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Now? We've always had a diverse array of brilliant opinoins.

1000%. Loyalty is a male only trait, women replace it with hypergamy.

So... what's the sex like?

Reddit, asking the most important questions

How can women get brain damaged when they don't hav...

That's a TCL ad

What even is TCL?

Cheap TV brand. Big at Costco, tons of people get them

I bet it's great since he likes eatting vegetables.

Lol

Dog knows what’s up

I don't it. Is the Mystery Machine dressed up as a vegetable cart?

Which ones the husband?

Shaggy.

He's not karmawhoring, check his site. The dude seems to be a devout Christian who really believes in praying. He probably just wanted to be wholesome in the face of terrible adversity: shame on you, u/Baconlightning

Yeah this one's actually nice tbh

It also has a GoFundMe. Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

He's a burger, at best that will cut 1000$ out of a 1m$ hospital bill.

Fuck this I'm moving to Canada.

yeah how horrible that he wants help digging out of the nightmare avalanche of medical bills because we are the ONLY first world country without universal health care

what a loser

God will heal her with enough prayer.

1 bussy lmao = 1 prayer

Yeah but once you accept healthcare paid by the tax payer (ignore that loads of capitalist nations have one), its basically one final step to tsarist Russia. You care to profess your love of Uncle Sam, citizen?

"communism is when the government does things, and the more things it does the more communist it is. also you should always put more black people and women in video games even though it's not realistic. i endorse hillary clinton for president 2016" - interesting karl marx quote i found

One facet of the economy made free by the government=full commy takeover with the chapotards sending the radical centrists to gulags in newly invaded Canada. Don't take away my freedom to not afford to go to the emergency room.

How does the government make it free?

How does all the other Western countries do it? There's a lot of systems in place that provide free, quality healthcare. It's not rocket science.

Well they pay for it. Which pretty much is the opposite of free.

It's not rocket appliances.

Semantics. Government uses it resources to make it free for the populace.

Free vs Not-Free is just semantics? LOL K.

Troll? When someone says universal free health care, someone assumes it's government provided. You're literally arguing over semantics.

When someone says Free Healthcare they're trying to illicit an emotional response based on ignorance.

IF it wasn't you'd have the testicular fortitude to call it was it is (of which there are many names that don't include the word free).

Its a used car salesmen tactic that works amazingly on the ignorant and the poor.

Yeah, so free police protection and fire fighting is just a trick to get the poor to vote? How is it a trick by the way? You never really explain yourself.

Again, it isn't free.

That's the entire fucking point. Nobody calls the police or fire services "free". Taxpayers pay for those things, just like healthcare in some countries.

Now maybe you don't pay taxes and so to you it is free, but in reality it isn't.

Are you the woman in the picture?

Holy shit, of course it's paid for with taxes. I have no idea why you want to die on a hill OVER SEMANTICS. You're like that contrarian everyone knows that just likes to argue. You don't buy the shit with taxes, the government does. They then provide services that you don't need to pay for. Do you think people don't understand the concept of taxes? Its separate exchanges. You pay taxes is the first one. Government then decides what services to provide, and not charging you further. I give a friend 50 dollars. A week later he gives me a candy bar. The candy bar is free.

I'm not going to die on any hill, I have healthcare (because I have a job and can afford it). Though technically I will die regardless of healthcare (just like everyone else, but that's probably semantics as well).

I'd just like people to be honest rather than hiding behind (what you call semantics, I call) a lie. Why can't the concept of nationalized/single-payer healthcare be presented as such? Why hide behind "free" when it obviously isn't?

These questions are rhetorical, btw.

One day when you're an active participant in society (i.e. a taxpayer) you might understand.

I work and go to school full time, so yeah, I pay taxes. You've got this weird libertarian vibe that pretty much says, "duck off Poors, I got mine". Maybe of you lose you healthcare have some injury or disease, you may be more likely to think of others. You've got this ideology that you think is super smart and insightful, but it's just some anti government garbage. Morally, it's a good thing to provide healthcare to everyone. Do you think about all the people with untreated illnesses that are to scared to get them treated? A man who ignores the pain in his chest because he can't afford it? It's part of the reason poor people die earlier. Then again, you must be an ubermensch and all the poor can eat a dick because you don't want a portion of you taxes to help save their lives.

At no point did I argue for or against Nationalised Healthcare. If you doubt me go back and read what I wrote. Stop trying to play emotional lesbian games with me.

I want people to stop using "free" when something isn't "free". The only reason that word is used is because of the connotations. It serves no other purpose than to try and get an emotional reaction.

Just look at what you've written as evidence.

Once again, people understand taxes would pay for healthcare. This is the most ridiculous argument I've had. People know how taxes work. They pay taxes, government offers free healthcare. That's the official term for it. If you want to argue against the official term, go ahead. Keep banging your head against the wall while assuming things about me and yelling insults. For a grown man with a good job, you are behaving fairly immature. You've insulted me multiple times, while I've have only insulted you belief. You attacked me as much as my argument. Work on your rhetoric.

The government doesn't "offer" anything, they spend tax money. Free healthcare is not the official term for it in any country with subsidized/nationalized healthcare. Just like free highway and free police aren't terms either.

Be honest, that's all I'm arguing. That seems to be a sticking point for you, which is sad.

You're clearly upset, maybe you're new here, maybe you're just mentally deficient I don't really care. The point remains, nationalized isn't free, no matter how many times you say it.

You may have the last word.

Yes, I'm very upset and mentally deficient. You got me.i don't think you know what the word offer means, but ok. You give government money, they offer shit like protection, roads, etc. Am I directly buying the roads, or is the government? Separate transactions. I don't see how that's so hard to understand. I guess if I was as smart as you I could play 4d chess and see how all these terms are trick to full the Poors, but alas, I can only accept the official term used everywhere. Just a normie who can't see into the matrix. You truly are superior because you hold a different view than I. I bow to you.

well, the government does offer an economy of scale on certain services, such as healthcare, defense, transportation and other services.

so it does offer something.

Lol holy shit I was curious so I look at your post history. You're pretty much a, "fuck you I got mine" guy. People chose to be predisposed to addictions, and it's totally not genetic. I saw another one that qualifies for r/iamverysmart.

"fuck you I got mine" because I have no remorse for junky's? Are you a junky? People choose to inject heroin, genetics has nothing to do with it. Fuck junky's and fuck junky defenders.

Keep on hunting through my post history. That's definitely the mature, totally not emotional, response.

Yeah, you seem like a guy who gets pissed off pretty easy. I've actually met addicts when I was volunteering at a center focused on keeping them clean. The ones who succeed have worked harder than you ever will. Go on and gate all you want, doesn't change the fact that addiction is recognized by the scientific community as an inheritable condition. But wait, it's actually just a moral failing because you think it is. How wrong I was! Have fun with your narcissism bud. I'm out.

I do get pissed off at junky's. Having to deal with them on a recurring basis will do that (not just your bi-yearly white dude volunteer to feel better about yourself, tripe.)

Every time a white junky dies an angel gets its wings.

And you're right it is a moral failing, just like your lying about "free" healthcare. So while you may not be a junky you do have something in common with them.

Lol yep, confirmed narcissism.

You keep using that word but its obvious you don't know what it means and just think its a slur.

Enjoy your whiteness.

I'm all for the mayocide, but yeah, your a narcissist. By how you been acting and your views, you're definitely fucked up in more ways than one lol.

Don't try and pay lip service now. I'm just glad you've found away to completely ignore the premise of the argument so that you can feel superior in your ignorance.

The only thing I ask of you is that as you wrap up Psych101 you look back and think "man i really shouldn't run my mouth so much..."

Lol lip service? You. Are. Nuts. You want all drug addicts to die, that's fucking nuts. You're probably pissed all the time, thinking it's always everyone else's fault. You've reached the bare minimum for a middle class dude and you act like a high and mighty ubermensch. Once again, you're fucking crazy dude.

Lip service in regards to mayocide not the rest of that shit you wrote.

You can't really be this dense can you? How did you get into college? Has the bar really been set that low?

And now you're back to emotional bullshit... I want junky's to die? Seriously?

Okie dokie.

Got a full ride smart one. Getting a 34 on the act helps with that. Have fun insulting people on the internet all day. You post like dozens of times a day. Do you have your life so much that you have to escape into Reddit? You're such an internet tough guy, I'm sure the babes love it.

Keep it up, maybe you won't cry yourself to sleep tonight. You might want to work on your math skills though as dozens of times a day isn't even close to a correct estimate.

But I am glad to know you're so emotional over this whole free healthcare 'semantics' you've spent your evening pouring though my post history looking for gotchas.

Hilarious and sad at the same time.

Lol, it because fucking with you is fun. You're just some extremely average narcissist, so it's too easy to point out how fucking crazy you are. You're like a walking talking drama whore. I send off a comment and you provide some nutty shit. It devolved into bullshit when you decided to start showing your true colors. I'm just along for your juicy, "totally not triggered", reaction.

Wait, let me get this straight now, after all that shit above, you're fucking with me? That's not a very good cop-out, like its pretty amateur.

Its obvious you're upset, you've spent all night digging through my posts, while trying to find a way to make yourself feel superior but I'm the one that's totally triggered.

Good one.

Whatever you want to think bud. Started serious, but you lowered the bar to the point where fucking with you seemed like fun.

Have you ever received anything for free? Ever? Without anyone anywhere paying for it at some point? Free stuff by your incredibly retarded definition basically doesn't exist. This is like the most autistic argument of all time.

That air you're breathing right now, its free.

Go cry to someone else fucktard.

Nope. The air I am breathing right now is coming in through ventilation, someone is paying to keep that running.

Not surprised you live in an air-tight container with the rest of the lab rats.

But the point remains, air is still free, you're just paying to move it around.

Good try though.

It's not air tight just because I got ventilation. Not all of us has to live in shacks and huts. And holy hell that's another dumb argument, By that logic diamonds are free, you're just paying to move them out of the earth and to get rid off the shit surrounding them.

Holy shit I think you're starting to get it!

Then healthcare is also free, you're just paying for people to move around a bunch of shit until you get better.

So "healthcare" is just laying around, waiting to be mined? Are you really going to try and go with that?

Look we both know you're stupid, and just want handouts, its ok. Just know many of us aren't buying what you're selling.

What is surgery if not moving things around inside you until everything is where it is supposed to be? Medication? It's just moving the relevant substances into you. I am not even arguing for free healthcare, I don't live in some sort of third world country so I already have that. I am just arguing that your semantics arguments are dumb as fuck,.

Medication doesn't (for the most part) grow on trees that can be plucked and moved into a person for healthcare. Which is what you're "attempting" to argue.

You can argue that healthcare is just "moving things around" if you're retarded (which you clearly are) but normal people don't.

You asked for something free and then went on some tangent. Good show!

Normal people doesn't keep arguing uhm-akshcually-free-healthcare isn't-free, that's something strictly relegated to libertarian retards.

Medication is produced by moving around a bunch of shit. It doesn't grow on trees, but some of the components do. Others are found elsewhere.

But you're right. Arguing that something is free because "you're just paying to move it around" is retarded, so I suggest you stop with it.

Yeah, I asked for something free, you gave me something that wasn't and then went straight to retardville on the premise that I was just paying to have it moved, missing the fact that that means that I am eh, actually, you know, paying for it. I've just been illustrating how absolutely moronic that argument is. Most of what we pay for in the world can be found for free in nature in some form. We just pay to have it moved around with a bunch of other shit and brought to us, because that's capitalism.

You're a special kind of stupid, i'll give you that.

And where does government get its resources from?

True Free healthcare is on the radical centrist platform. This will be achieved by rounding up all the doctors with the last name Patel and enslaving them in hospitals and clinics around the country. If that isnt enough, we'll also enslave Changs

No dirty mayo doctors

Look at the pigeons.

You can be wholesome without being tasteless, this picture sucks for the wife

The wifs can communicate (with lots of effort) and can understand other people. I doubt they're forcing her to do it.

The wife can communicate (with lots of effort)

thats the baseline for women

Do you think women have a hard time expressing every fucking thought that enters their heads?

they just blurt that shit out so its hard to rationally communicate with them. especially when they're melting down because they've just had a miscarriage or some shit

This is a good point.

Or they give almost imperceptible hints and freak out when we don't pick up on them. No wonder dudes are preferring bussy in droves these days smh

yes?

He has his hand suspiciously on her back, like "smile or you will regret it later". Frankly I am struggling to understand how a person with severe brain damage can have a strong grasp of what is going on here, let alone consciously agreeing to it.

On his blog he says that she can speak (but it takes lots of effort) and that she can also communicate thanks to sign language. He also talks about how she can understand her sister and brother-in-law jokes (which makes her laugh and giggle). She has also started recently walking.

Seriously, this dude has done an outstanding work. This is where I draw the line, I refuse to see him treated as a lolcow

You're white knighting this dude who is basically using a lifeless husk as a cum dumpster?

I'll pray for you, lost soul

don't pray for me. pray for the dude who's gleefully fucking a disabled woman who likely cannot consent

Fuck off then, I'll pray AGAINST you

thats the spirit!

you are easily more retarded than she is at this point

oh I started this way

indeed

Inshallah brother!

Well if he's cleaning it he may as well pound it.

Tbh you're kind of a piece of shit. But it's okay, you probably knew that already.

Unlike most 14-year olds on reddit I have seen plenty of awful people doing really horrible things to other people for their own profit, and that made me somewhat jaded. Just because on his blog that he writes himself he says she can communicate it doesn't automatically mean it is true.

The piece of shit here is patiently awaiting the day the farce is revealed to enjoy some real drama. Kony 2012

Dude I watched ep 1 of goblin slayer, I know about all the horrible shit. Weak excuse.

GOBRIN SRRAYA !

lmao how can one be this fucking autistic

Doesn't that mean that he's just a different type of retard than OP was suggesting?

Maybe if he tried praying more and posting on Reddit less his wife wouldn't have day old porridge for a brain.

lots of talk on your website about god helping her but nothing about all the people doing the actual work for her. Kinda.... sad to me

having faith is sad to redditors

This is how easy it is for this dude to get sad. He would 100% bail out of a scenario like this, it would make him soooo sad :(

WHY DID YOU THANK GOD AND NOT THE DOCTORS. OMG YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT DAE MAGICAL SKY FAIRY???

  • every fart huffing anti-theist on this site.

They see Christian's as a monolithic group, therefore every one of them wants the gays to go and the porn industry destroyed. It's not like there are numerous denominations to the faith and different beliefs in every individual. Religion has the potential to give hope and motivate people when used properly.

Preach! The only thing tying Christians together is their love of that altar boy bussy.

Bruv, that shits fucked up

--Said the priest after he finished zipping up

I too, am a fan of rich Evan's you hack fraud.

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Idk, he has to take care of what probably amounts to a 5 year old child for the rest of his life instead of the woman he loved enough to marry.

Seems like he’s more desperate for money to help pay for his wife’s ongoing hospital care

yeah but he also gets to bang what amounts to a 5 year old child for the rest of his life

checkmate athiests

Wtf I want a brain damaged wifey now πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜›πŸ˜›πŸ‘ΎπŸ‘ΎπŸ’¦πŸ’¦πŸ˜²πŸ˜²πŸ’¨πŸ’¨

Take your pick. Plenty in this sub

I'm sure they'd have to be brain damaged to marry you in the first place, so you have that going for you.

is .... is that legal?

i mean what is she gonna tattle on him or something?

Its such a fucking nightmare that most will just ignore it as the courts would rather vomit dog shit than try to deal with that minefield. Unless its an immigrant, then its fair game for political football.

I shall make it legal

ohh i was just gonna say that, LMAO STAR WARS MAY MAYS HAHA !!

I believe they either have to be totally incapable of expressing consent or be rendered with retardation, as in, having an IQ below 70. Fucking someone with brain damage otherwise is legal

And damn, they can use it.

Jesus Christ.

God I wish I could ping him under this comment

The dream of every 4chan lolicon

If only he didnt't live in a barbaric country that doesn't provide universal healthcare. Checkmate, consetvatards.

Did 2011 /r/atheism finally become euphoric enough to discover time travel?

damn

This is so sad

This isn't even drama, it's just painful and depressing

this is hilarious. I hope he uses her like the meat she is

Shut up that's very rude!!!

I hope shes just flopping around like a dead fish while he's railing her pussy so hard the last of what wits she still has about her leave and she just turns into a complete vegetable

STOP

😏 don't admit you liked it

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This is a lie.

degeneracy is an /r/drama pastime!

Correct!

Bad taste, good drama

Rude!

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this comment went places

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this is top notch content

I actually hope she really enjoys it tho.

He already is, see the eyepatch?

Alexa go fuck yourself

Alexa play veggietales

So is tayposting.

at least she isn't a sex worker ;}

Not anymore anyway. He probably has to do all the work now.

Smh

Their sex life has never been better.

She moans all the time now.

she's cute, I'd still fuck her. But it would feel wrong, or hot, won't know till I try

youd fuck her because she has the mind of a 12 year old?

no that kind of thing doesn't get me off

I think the real question is how does she consent when they fuck #rapeculture

I now understand why there had to be an inquisition

brain damzged wife

No need to be redundant

In about a week, someone will want to get some karma for an alt and repost it.

shame on OP. this is fairly wholesome

fairly wholesome

So is her head.

the dog is so cute tbh

At least the brain injury will distract her from the hell of being married to a reddit user

Desperate for attention? Have you looked in the mirror lately?

Further into this thread on drama you will notice that their are some of the regulars pushing back about against the jokes against this vegetable. The shit that gets pushed around here, and this seems to the line some will not cross. Interesting times.

We're weirdly puritan about some things.

zoinks

Another of the many shining examples of social virtue crusaders actually being far more insulting and oppressive than those they are attempting to insult in order to put themself on a moral high-ground. You don’t know these people, you don’t know this woman or the communication she is capable of. You just automatically assumed she is incapable of independent thought due to having had a brain injury. Fuck you in your presumptive ass with a fireplace poker, /u/baconlightning

New snappy quote please u/LightUmbra

Ok

Bless

zoinks scoob, where's the drama?

If he hadn't phrased it as "making the most of the situation", I would have let it go. But fuck his narcissist ass.

Reddit: turning brain damage into fake internet points since the innovation of Digg 2.0.

This isn't even drama. You'd be lucky to have a spouse like him if you had brain surgery. Now I'm just sad after reading this. You are a complete faggot for posting this here.

ewwwwww a grulll

Cringey post taking a wholesome family pic far too seriously. Good drama.

Jinkies! Jeepers! Where the jink are my jinking brain cells?

This one eyed vegetable has a cute lover, yet we're all single. I say fuck this bitch. Push her down a steep hill.