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Jævla Amerikanere, vi oppdaget Amerika 500 år før Columbus. Ut med Columbusdagen, inn med Leif Erikson dagen.

You think I got 3k karma in r/norge using google translate?

Since the recent refugee wave there are no mayos left here.

Gramatikken her er såvidt akseptabel, noen små feil. Du slår meg som en del av horden som henger til "arven" sin som flueteip, som det var livbølja til et oppdikta mer meningsfullt liv der du har en identitet som ikke automatisk blir assosiert med mæcern og gulrot mannen.

2/10

Hvem faen bryr seg

Post guttefitta di så kan vi sikkert ha en dypere samtale deretter

Post guttefitta

dude guttefitta lmao

Criteria 1: No being an american.

wtf

Americans are subhuman

power mod me

Mod me, and together we can bring about the day of the lyposuction!

Finngolian checking in. Mod me, and together we can bring about the day of the lyposuction!

Mitä vitun todisteita sä kaipaat? Henkkaria?

Older comment about not being a lardoid I guess.

But nobody hates americans more than americans

I have backpacked Europe twice times. The most loud and proud anti-American people I met in the hostels, bars and bathhouses were Americans. They were identified by being 24, male and all using the exact same phrase: "you guys are so much smarter over here."

I tend to be really glad that people like that want to leave God's Country.

probably people whose entire family was murdered by america hate america more

You're talking about people in the 3rd world. In that case, it'd be hard to argue with them, one because of poor Internet access and two because I wouldn't really count those outside the Industrialized First World as "people."

be careful seriousposting is a faux pas around here

did you miss the joke or something

probably people whose entire family was murdered by america hate america more

98% of the time there is some rival nearby faction allied with the yanks that's foremost in their rage.

Vietnamese love the US.

nuts isn’t it

bathhouses

is living with AIDS hard?

I just really like baths.

Did they wear glasses, have terrible beards, be incredibly white, and clearly never spend a day in their lives working out?

Wow you've met them all too.

I could give you a run for your money.

I have dual citizenship, which means double the hate.

Other than the retard flag wavers, getting americans to cuck themselves over their country is fun and easy

wrong

To hate America above all is just another form of American exceptionalism.

WELL EXCUZZZ ME

Ek haat Amerikaners en julle walglike verskoning vir `n kultuur.

Ya but you’re Dutch, which is almost as bad tbqh

How dare you! I'm Afrikaans!

d*tch

Absolutely VILE

How dare you!!! I'm no kaaskop.

"hatespeech against americans"

muh reverse racism, mayocide

yikes

Hello I would like to apply.

Qualifications: I am from Canada

canada is just the second northernmost burger state smh

I decry burger and have opted for the glory of the gyros

Canada is just like USA minus guns. Not applicable!

No? This is a sad amerilard test; only your typical burger would fall for it with their poor education system

It all began in the far off land of Imperial China. In the mayo year 1200, the Emperor sent out a delegation to explore the far off lands the East, past the border of the ancient kingdom. There, his most trusted merchant, Lee Bingbing, spotted land in the distance while they were smoking herbs with Pacific islanders. That land was Canada. Then some stinky mayos arrived and ruined everything.

Can I have a 10k word essay about your country's history first? I love learning about other cultures.

lemme in

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I'm not American.. But what does it entail?

*fewer get rocked eurotard

lmao whatever you are, you're a real dumbo

bitch lasagna

So... just regular SAS then

In theory no, but in practice...

Aye, I am borish American and can no work on this

Oooo, let me in. I dont give a fuck about the hate speech, but im a very vocal proponent of bullying and feel that i can contribute in a very positive manner

I can also shout abuse in russian, and can pretend to be one if you have a "russian shill" position open

Born in Kazakhstan, but i can almost pass off as a mayo, would that give me bonus points?

You could smell the leaf from a mile away couldnt you

Hold up, aint this supposed to be an interview?

Ask questions nigga, you gotta do this shit right

How big is your collection of small furry hats, Chagatai?

I traded mine for a giant coat made out of bear

BANDO DE GRINGOS FILHO DA PUTA

i feel so special now 😳

lembras de mim bby? Não enviou bussy, que triste 😔😪

As long as I don't have to do any actual mod work, I'm game.

I'm American, but also Jewish, and therefore a member of the One True Master Race™ regardless of nationality.

And Europeans aren't?

He failed, as evidenced by my very existence.

Failure is always wrong.

The Goyim know!

Shut it down!

My application

Let me in and make your mod team a bit diverse, you fucking mayo.

I am not a muritard. That was just a sample for the kind of submissions you can expect from me if I'm made a mod.

Je conchie les burgers.

Make me a mod and I promise unhinged and partial moderation !

I feels that us joining the nazi and collaborating like no other country did should help me here.

Like /r/shitamericanssay, but with moderator encouraged hate speech against americans.

So like r/shitamericanssay but good?

Those fucking Americans really don't catch nearly enough shit, especially the ones who think going to bumFuckIstan to fuck about and bomb some children makes them heroes and who go about "Man we were just there to help them" and act like they ain't the reason the entire region is so fucked up

i detest burger mutts

sovereign citizen here belonging to no state, only his family's tribe

Amerikaner haben weder Kultur noch Kunst. Es ist eine grosse Beleidigung, das wir unter einer Amerikanischen Hegemonie leben mussen.

Ach, Fick dich, Leder Mann.

Hey there, I'm an american and I'm down to fuck.

this question makes me anxious. Take your modship and shove it up your prickly bussy.

I have personally killed 3 american backpackers up at wolf creek, where is my position?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cm8duRDsS8E

Can I be a resident self hating burger mod senpai? 😚

At the very least I am only 2nd gen amerilard

I say 2nd gen because we are Cuban expats in Miami. It's almost like not living in the rest of burgerland because we have empanadas and pastelitos here. Although between Murica and Cuba I would pick the burgers because at least they aren't commies.

Fuck no I'm not living in a commie shithole. We are proud gusanos.

Fidel will never come back lol

Good to see someone recognising seppos as the cunts they are

cunt

APPROVED!

letting south sea seppos? yuck.

Me, please!

Thanks for buying American! You could have done free work for a huge corporation anywhere in the world and you chose here. Means a lot.

Gay, straight, one of those in betweens they have now a days. The choice is yours customerbro.

Like all circlejerk subs, I'm sure it will stay witty and fresh and not devolve into a shitshow a few months in.

looks aroud yea what’s the issue

does my incredibly bad bush photoshop count

https://0x0.st/sIBx.jpg

Mod me daddy

Seppos get the rope too

as long as south sea seppos get it too I'm all for it; aka boganistan.

we fought and died together in r/chinkcels

we continue our cause in r/mayocels

i will proudly join u in r/burgercels r/shitamerilardssay

mod me bud o7 o7 o7

how dare u 😠😠😠

so u accuse me of being a burger? 🤢🤢🤢

Am I too late to the party? I'm always down to laugh at some burgers.

Sounds great, /r/shitamericanssay is too progressive and tolerant.

German/Jewish/Russian Mud blood here. You need (((someone))) to hord the reddit gold dont you? And if there is any problem I can just gas myself and then proceed to shoot myself after screaming "German pig" in Russian.

Excuse me? My people have a Tradition of hating America for various reasons? God many Ameritards have your Ancestors shot? 😡😡😡😡

A la verga los americaperros

Vete a la verga entonces