I'm not even sure what your point is. Yeah I'd rather sleep with a dakimakura of my waifu Renge-chan than with some random 3D slut but that doesn't mean I'm desperate, it's the opposite, it implies that I have standards.

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The part about not raping children is excellent and commendable, the rest is trash.

Stop hitting yourself 😂

Go away You're not funny, you're just a neuisance.

gO AwAy.. YoU'rE nOt FuNnY, yOu'Re JuSt A nUiSaNcE.

I'm being serious,s top censoring my comment.

i'M bEiNg SeRiOuS. sToP cEnSoRiNg My CoMmEnTs.

Mods truly are the worst

Crafty hoboes boil up while jungling.

Respectable hoboes act like gentleman when they’re drunk and cleaning a Texaco toilet. They never take advantage.

I unrionically thought vagabond was like an mmo or some shit in that context.

no, vagabonds don't NEED to hold themselves to rules such as "4. Always try to find work, even if temporary, and always seek out jobs nobody wants."

NEETs to the extreme

“Not only do I not need a JOB, sir, but I ENJOY cleaning my asscrack with KFC wet wipes every four days behind a dumpster in a Kroger parking lot.”

This is in fact just a hobo-flavored version of LeVay Satanism(which was already codified hedonism) to specifically work on the unemployed.

Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

When in another's lair, show them respect or else do not go there.

Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and they cry out to be relieved.

Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

Do not harm little children.

Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

How can hoboes have a subreddit?

Thought thye'd be too poor to afford internet.

Having access to the internet is dirt cheap these days my friend

Neckbeards LARPing as hoboes on the Internet because they can’t even afford their own dumpster to jerk off in.

Starbucks

OP is subbed to “r/vagabond” lol

PM me a Crew Change Guide pls

When in town, always respect the local law and officials, and try to be a gentleman at all times.

Don't take advantage of someone who is in a vulnerable situation, locals or other hobos.

Always try to find work, even if temporary, and always seek out jobs nobody wants. By doing so you not only help a business along, but ensure employment should you return to that town again.

When no employment is available, make your own work by using your added talents at crafts.

Do not allow yourself to become a stupid drunk and set a bad example for locals' treatment of other hobos.

When jungling in town, respect handouts, do not wear them out, another hobo will be coming along who will need them as badly, if not worse than you.

Always respect nature, do not leave garbage where you are jungling.

If in a community jungle, always pitch in and help.

Try to stay clean, and boil up wherever possible.

When traveling, ride your train respectfully, take no personal chances, cause no problems with the operating crew or host railroad, act like an extra crew member.

Do not cause problems in a train yard, another hobo will be coming along who will need passage through that yard.

Do not allow other hobos to molest children, expose all molesters to authorities, they are the worst garbage to infest any society.

Help all runaway children, and try to induce them to return home.

Help your fellow hobos whenever and wherever needed, you may need their help someday.

So basically the rules are "don't be a hobo"?

Do not allow other hobos to molest children, expose all molesters to authorities, they are the worst garbage to infest any society.

Help all runaway children, and try to induce them to return home.

This seems like a good recipe for hobo fights.