He is worse than a Jew, he is—may Allah forgive me for saying this—a SRDine.

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You're not even trying to be witty or anything, you're just circlejerking. How does it feel literally karma whoring, like, actually just being a human who cares enough to type multiple comments for no purpose except to draw a nearby majority's attention to the fact that you agree with them?

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Both of them are 1/16th undocumented

With the rise of the twink left we have all forgotten that Texans are a bunch of Hicks who also deserve to be bullied

MAGAcide when?

When fentynal gets slightly cheaper?

This is old. Still funny, but even more sad because Trump Penis Pumps should shoot each other much more often.

Hurr durr I hate conservatives.

This but unironically.

WATCH OUT FOR THE ILLEGALS! THEY ARE COMING FOR YOUR WIFE AND SHE LOOKS IMPRESSED!

I'm not a conservative.

Thanks for sharing?

t. LARPing faggot

Xhe's a BASED blacked xerson who votes for nonxenophobic gender neutral candidates.

THEY'RE COMING RIGHT FOR US, SHOOT!

Watch out for NAZIS !

Ye boiiii

Yeah, it's p great

This is the quality content I come here for!

SRCfag

TDfag

Memersonfag

YIKES!!

goddamn this is some juicy shit. hilarious all around. texas seems great.

Responsible gun owners.

Mr Daughtery then ran back to his cabin to grab his gun and to get backup from Mr Bryant...It is believed that...Mr Bryant shot Mr Daughtery, his colleague.

He recruited his fellow guide to help him shoot up a van containing his client and the guy ended up shooting him. That is next level incompetency.

So would this be a false flag?

Or is it a false false flag?

It's a false false false flag

just two assholes

This is everyday Texas. Trust me. You don't want to move here.

You should probably look out the window before saying that

Why? Does he need to shoot someone?

Texas is one of the better states in terms of low violent crime.

I can only meaningfully check on homicide rate, but Texas has apparently (as per Wikipedia) a homicide rate of 4.7 deaths per 100k inhabitants per year, almost the average US homicide rate, but that is eight times higher than the homicide rate in my own country.

Texas is one of the states with beyond corrupt police departments that do not accurately record statistics hecause that would he bad for their drug/human smuggling racket

His sister/wife is hot

Lol fucking idiots, too bad the wounds weren't worse

Investigators believe that Mr Daughtery became paranoid that illegal immigrants were inside a vehicle with Mr Roberts and his wife and attempted to get inside without saying anything, prompting Mr Roberts to shoot at the door.

Lmfao. This is the kind of guy who literally checks under his bed for Mexicans.

The Pistorious exonoration.

HAHAHA....these people are getting cucked by the president

Lmao their GoFundMe managed to scam paranoid mayos out of $26,000 before it was shut down

The medical bills are real, because America is too busy worrying about illegal immigrants to institute universal healthcare

exshuse me honey universal healthcare is soshalism and will make illeguhls flood to our country to steal muh job and freeload and steal thats why trump needs to build his wall instead

It is amazing how natural selection acts, isn't it?

Top minds of Texas.

Trash takes itself out and everyone rejoices. Don't see ant problem here.

Texas

Must have been a day ending in Y

I like to insult conservatives but sometimes my micropenis gets chafed because I can't stop masturbating while I'm doing it.

Thanks for resisting, OP. You make the world a better place.

Is this shitty attempt at an insult what peak rightoid butthurt looks like?

shitty attempt at an insult

rightoid

Thanks for resisting. You make the world a better place.

MAGAcels are pathetic lmao

Hey mom! I insulted a Republican on the internet. I'm so woke and smart. Do you love me now? No?

Thanks for resisting. You make the world a better place.

You sure trolled me epic style.

I'm glad I could affect your life in such a meaningful way.

Hey, their doing all the mayocide work for us.

I wanted to admire their ingenuity in trying to turn a terrible mistake around to their advantage, I really did. But clearly expecting these two winners to sit right way up on the shitter, let alone pull off any sort of hoax, is clearly asking too much.

Do you need a license to hunt illegals in Texas ?.

Illegal immigrants stealing my wife.

I wonder if they realize how made up their story sounds. Did they want us to think the "aliens" announced their immigration status while blasting them, or flashed Ecuadorian driver's licenses, or something? If they were so heavily armed that they'd take on a group of hunters, why did they need to steal a few hundred bucks worth of camping supplies? Did these professional hunting guides not realize that roving bands of strapped Hispanics would leave some kind of sign of their passage?

This whole thing is "some Puerto Rican guy" level storytelling.

Yeah, I remember when that happened. And the guy was a hunting guide no less. What the fuck Texas, all you fellas take your hunters safety courses at Sears or something?

TFW you are projecting every time some shit because you know you can do it better but turns out you can't

Taking out the (white) trash