President Trump lost the Republican majority in the House, which was not unexpected. However, he gained more seats in the Senate, which was not expected.
Now we’ll see how well he can navigate the choppy waters over the last two years of his first term. I expect him to sail toward an easy reelection in 2020.
Despite Pelosi and Maxine Waters’ combined insanity, there will be no impeachment. It would never get past the Senate, but we can expect them to ramp up the seasick ‘Russia Russia Russia’ narrative, for which they have no evidence at all.
It may not be smooth sailing, but Trump can employ his signature “Art of the Deal” when it comes to compromising with the Democrats as he continues to steer the Ship of State in the RIGHT direction.
This is clearly FAKE CARTOON NEWS. Garrison ALWAYS has at least fifteen items captioned, titles, or textually identified. Because he’s the idiot who has to explain the bad joke each time.
Maybe Ben is actually trying to make a commentary on propaganda and manufactured cults of personality in US politics, and the caption-vomit was supposed to make it obvious he's actually being satirical. Or, maybe he's just a complete retard jerking it to pictures of a senile tub of lard.
I don't understand this comic: Why do the sheets look like half of a building? Who is the man supposed to be? What is he standing in and why is it made of wood? Why is the water red and blue? What does the man have on his head? What species of animal is the man?
A complex comic like this really could have used some captions.
48 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-07
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1 dratamard2 2018-11-07
2 real snappy plz no 😢😢😢
1 dratamard2 2018-11-07
sure thing bud 👌👌😂😂
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-11-07
Are they still shilling for this book that was written by some Jewish guy in the 80s?
1 wewladin 2018-11-07
I need some saus for that hot take
1 grungebot5000 2018-11-07
trump’s completely aliterate and used a ghostwriter
1 thedeevolution 2018-11-07
Looks like you’re illiterate too.
1 IqtaKadabra 2018-11-07
To be fair, he is grungebot
1 wewladin 2018-11-07
BAAAAAZIIINNGAAAAA
1 Plexipus 2018-11-07
A lot alliterate or a little illiterate?
1 mcslibbin 2018-11-07
it's funny because both phrases alliterate
1 Plexipus 2018-11-07
It was a clever joke and meanwhile I have a Rick & Morty reference in AskReddit with like 5k upvotes oh well
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-11-07
https://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2016/07/25/donald-trumps-ghostwriter-tells-all
1 SeattleFingers 2018-11-07
It's best to take opinions of DJT with a grain of salt around this timeframe.
It was a silly time.
1 ComedicSans 2018-11-07
Except for those convictions of people lying to investigators about their engagements with Russians 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
1 seenten 2018-11-07
So much cope. Also:
This retard apparently never passed 7th grade civics either
1 Pickled_Kagura 2018-11-07
Ben "the blue wave is in my pants" Garrison
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-07
Only three things are captioned.
This is clearly FAKE CARTOON NEWS. Garrison ALWAYS has at least fifteen items captioned, titles, or textually identified. Because he’s the idiot who has to explain the bad joke each time.
1 dratamard2 2018-11-07
who is the guy in the middle sposed to b? 🤔🤔🤔
way 2 cryptic w/o labels Ben 😩😩
1 wewladin 2018-11-07
Y orange man not orange
Hmmm
1 Tobans 2018-11-07
Y oranj man not fat 🤔
1 ItsSugar 2018-11-07
This ^
This comic is missing his "Wind", "Sail that waves along the wind" and "Sail that waves against the wind" labels.
Suprised he didn't throw in some easy (((shadow demoncrats))) in the water either. Must take him a while to draw.
1 G_reth 2018-11-07
Yeah, and even without the captions I would still be able to see the meaning of the drawing, so it can’t be garrison who wrote it.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-11-07
Two sheets?
Garrison is certainly someone whose constantly three sheets always.
1 hyledog 2018-11-07
Did he make the uniform look like Mussolini on purpose
1 SkipperPauline 2018-11-07
I got that vibe as well, did the Deep state get to him?
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-11-07
Someone Daddy gets younger and fitter in each successive Zyklon Ben comic
1 hobocactus 2018-11-07
Maybe Ben is actually trying to make a commentary on propaganda and manufactured cults of personality in US politics, and the caption-vomit was supposed to make it obvious he's actually being satirical. Or, maybe he's just a complete retard jerking it to pictures of a senile tub of lard.
1 SoldierofNod 2018-11-07
Believe me, having read his book, that level of subtlety is way beyond him.
1 ComedicSans 2018-11-07
Pretty sure that's a cartoon of Augusto Pinochet with Daddy's head grafted on.
1 westofthetracks 2018-11-07
i wish someone would see me the way ben garrison sees trump
1 Ikea_Man 2018-11-07
There is no doubt in my mind that Ben Garrison jerks off to images of Trump.
The man is clearly infatuated
1 Strictlybutters 2018-11-07
Not his best work tbh
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-11-07
Shaping the ship of state like the U.S. was way too on-the-nose, even for Zyklon Ben.
1 Watermark03 2018-11-07
I have a weird desire to make a boat that looks like America in profile now
1 seenten 2018-11-07
Florida and Texas in the water would create too much drag.
So it'd be a great representation of them.
1 thesnakeinthegarden 2018-11-07
so... how long until these cartoons are just pictures of ben sucking trump cock?
1 MG87 2018-11-07
He realizes that "two sheets to the wind" means Trump is drunk as fuck right?
1 Ranilen 2018-11-07
This is not how sails work.
This is not how wind works.
This is not how waves or ocean currents work.
1 SoldierofNod 2018-11-07
Design-wise, it's a failure if you can't get a basic idea of what the hell's going on at a glance.
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2018-11-07
I don't understand this comic: Why do the sheets look like half of a building? Who is the man supposed to be? What is he standing in and why is it made of wood? Why is the water red and blue? What does the man have on his head? What species of animal is the man?
A complex comic like this really could have used some captions.
1 wisty 2018-11-07
I'd expect a Libertarian like Garrison would actually like the idea of deadlock.
1 SoldierofNod 2018-11-07
Libertarians supporting Trump is just bizarre to me given his very anti-free trade policies and authoritarian governance style.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-07
SAD!!
1 KingNothing305 2018-11-07
Has no other president had his dick sucked this much
1 rnjbond 2018-11-07
How in the world did he draw Trump like he's playing Captain America?
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-07
ALASKA BTFO
HAWAII BTFO
1 myshl0ng 2018-11-07
You mean Ben "Beaner Cleaner" Garrison?