Nazi zombie movie comes out. Film critic gives it 1 star and calls the audience incels and incel travelers

1  2018-11-10 by lyridsreign

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Weeb? Skyrim and elder scrolls are American made video games based on European lore and history. I had too google the weeb word. I actually don’t like anime I just happened to like medieval fantasy genres which is pretty different than what you are suggesting and it was developed in the USA by a USA based studio. Learn what words mean and what about the subjects before you start talking shit you look like a 12 year old little boy btw get the fuck out of here you little cunt

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A movie where Nazis are the bad guys is incel-bait?

Idgi

Peter Bradshaw is renowned for being stupid. He drools over any oscar-bait, writes like absolute shit, and occasionally reveals his complete lack of any idea of what he's doing by giving films like Fantastic Four a 4/5.

Like, the new fantastic 4? Not the one from the 90s or even the crap ones from the 2000s? What the fuck

Does it matter? Is there any Fantastic Four movie where that rating isn't retarded?

The oldest one, the 90s one actually had the thing look like a rockman. It was the best fantastic 4 movie by far.

It had Jessica Alba, litterally the best thing about it.

holy shit he gave that hot garbage a 4/5 lol?

He had to have been paid for that. I absolutely refuse to believe any human would give that movie 4/5 without a financial incentive.

None of the F4 deserved 4 stars but you can't mean Fan4stick

It wasn’t a 4/5 but I liked the silver surfer one

a customer base which might loosely be described as incels and incel fellow travellers.

Damn, this guy hates teenagers!

the more incel works its way into the general lexicon the more i want to keep myself safe πŸ˜–πŸ˜–πŸ˜–

This gruesome film has arrived like some particularly nasty new version of Call of Duty, destined to be played for days at a time by a regrettable, and clearly unrepresentative gaming subset of pale, dead-eyed loners.

smdh, thinking a movie aimed at Gamers which feature Women and Minorities protagonists.

He does realize that CoD is one of the most popular games right? It has sales figures in the tens of millions.

No, literally every chad who plays CoD and fucks your mom is an incel. It must be true, the Guardian printed it.

The protagonist is a minority and it features a woman

There are people in this world

Dead-eyed rapist. He's only not an incel because he's not picky about consent.

He just looks like the average Brit though.

He looks like the type of person who thinks sex is icky

He looks like Colin Mochrie from another dimension, but on coke

Holy shit he does

He looks like Colin if he appeared in Beavis and Butthead.

Was it...windy? Like, windy at the beach or some other Sandy place?

He looks like a Daniel Clowes drawing come to life.

Bill O'Reilly but somehow more busted

lmao

veryone involved in this film might want to reflect that Nazi medical experimentation during the second world war did in fact happen, under circumstances other than these. It was a very real thing, not just a death-metal horror movie gag.

If only they had known! It maybe perhaps could've served as some form of inspiration for the whole fucking premise.

Guaranteed there's no actual death metal in the movie

There isn't lol. The dude didn't even watch the movie hes reviewing.

When you love nazis so much, you make them the villains in your movie.

It's not that they love nazis, it's that nazis did experiments so nazi zombies are in bad taste.

This cunt would have an aneurysm if he saw the nazi fetish shit that got churned out in the 70s

I am really fucking confused. Why exactly does he hate this movie?

i am really fricking confused. why exactly does he hate this movie?

FTFY

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i am really fricking confused. why exactly does he hate this movie?

FTFY

Shut up nigger faggot

shut up homie faggot

FTFY

reeeeeeeeeeeee

Because he thinks a movie about killing nazis to death metal is trivializing all the awful shit they did

Imagine playing the victim so much that you don't know when to stop

trivializing and making light of all the awful shit they did in real life

Nobody tell him about Mel Brooks

It is a movie that is pro military and he writes for the Guardian. It doesn't tickle his peanut, so he gave it 1 star like a mountain dew tripping Rotten Tomatoes user.

unrepresentative gaming subset of pale, dead-eyed loners.Β 

This quote describes gamers perfectly.

This guy is a retard. His major complaint is that they used nazi medical experimentation as a plot device in an extremely fictional way and he virtue signals like that's overly offensive. Again, this guy is a fucking retard. I saw the movie and I thought it was pretty bad but not for that reason. The acting was below average, the pacing was clunky and the story was extremely predictable. If gore is your thing then you may like it but that's all it really had going for it.

Lol, you left the house. Normie confirmed.

Call me suspicious but I don't think he watched this movie.

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I just saw it tonight, at least half the people there were foids. Only way its incel bait is if its incel shooter bait.

incel shooter bait.

Lesson of the evil.

It's great.

He didn't even watch it did he πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

He just rewrote the synopsis, took a few shots at those darn teenagers and went back to eye-raping underage girls on the London streets