I don’t know if your older (16yo) groomer-handlers have broken the bad news to you yet, but karma points are not redeemable for waifu pillow-cases, Baja Blast, MAGA beanies, or tiddy volleyball vidya games. So punching at the downvote button with your Dew-‘n-jizz sticky little digits may make you feel like you’re wielding mighty katanas of vengeance, but it’s really no more productive than what you did to all of those crusty socks under your race car beds. But don’t let that stop you, lads! Avenge your brother Elliot! You are proud child soldiers in General Rodger’s personal army!

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If you're going to wear expletives in public, at least have the balls to make them visible from 10 yards away.

This picture is what adorable is made of!

???

I WAS IN THE POOL! IT SHRIKS!

Tbh they sure are learning quick how to become a woman. Faking compliments and pretending everyone is so cute is an integral part of womanhood

That is only face value. Behind their back you are meant to call them out for looking like a hippopotamus.

Women wouldn't even waste their time shit talking her, they don't waste their time trying to destroy the confidence of women who are significantly uglier than them. They aren't competition

You underestimate how cruel a 20 something who works as a receptionist can be.

The main person I hang out with is a 20-something receptionist, she's nice af to fat ugly girls but you bring a pretty one around me and the sniping starts

The female is the deadlier of the species.

Why do these people lie? its not like anyone looks at the creature and goes "why yes *vomits*, what a lovely looking ((((((((LADY)))))) you are, surely a prize for any man".

The left is collectively mentally retarded

If you assume they're all to be read in a sarcastic tone of voice then it's easier to process.

Against what? Virginity.

George Costanza

Was a chad compared to him.

Ironically George got a lotta gussy in the show

George always dated way out of his league too. And he had perfected the art of creeping on teenage girls. Truly George was a Chad in the body of a dweeb.

He was a self insert for Larry David which explains a lot

George always dated way out of his league too.

Only because no mortal could reach his level.

I'm sure she used to be a male feminist before transitioning, so I don't think she is virgin! Even though there was still a lot of #resisting from whoever she did it with

George's response

you are beautiful

lol it almost seems ironic

The emporer's new clothes look beautiful indeed.

Looks like a tranny 8bit guy.

haha omg, i like 8bit guy quite a bit. that made me shudder.

granny tranny version of Jimmy Fallon

For some reason 8bit guy always seemed like a huge closeted tranny to me

"I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think 'That's why I'm not a heterosexual.'"

anyone that averages 1 or more tweets per day is mentally ill

What about 30 per day?

Nah u good fam

This comment right here, doctor

That means you get to be President of USA

you average more than 1 reddit post per day. therefore you have terminal autism

everyone knows reddit users are mentally ill, thats not news

We really acknowledge that. It's time for Twitter to do the same

does retweeting memes count?

I average at least 1 post in drama every day, I can't wait for my mental disability checks

750$ per month from patreon

lol of course she has one

Also why does she have the same headscarf my berber mountain dwelling grandma had lmao is that supposed to be cute?

she

oof Can't they at least put some effort? Idk if I felt like a woman I'd do everything to feel feminine and not like a cross dressing perv

Defending qt traps gender identity is so much easier

Wow that is zero effort to appear female. At least try to pass like the more respectable trans people. That is just a man in a shitty skirt.

Yeah is there really any disphoria when you just don't do anything to be like the gender your disphoria makes you think you are? Idk, seems like you'd do everything to feel like a woman if you had such a powerful mental illness

Pretty sure trans people just go by furry and postmodern logic now, so it doesn't matter. Nothing matters now, not even words.

So I was vaguely familiar with this guy from like 5-10 years ago when he was a semi known entity on the whole "atheist" internet subculture.

I genuinely believe that he decided to become "trans" because he was massively struggling with going bald and it gave him an excuse to gain some woke victim points + wear a wig.

I believe she's one of those anti-hormones/surgery/gender norm trans, so she looks like a middle age balding fat guy most of the time

anti gender norms my dysphoria makes me feel like a woman

If there are no gender norms... Doesn't that make it impossible to be transgender? If there are norms but they don't mean anything, why can't they just stay male but do things that are considered "girly"? Man this is getting so convoluted

If there are no gender norms... Doesn't that make it impossible to be transgender?

Yeah you would think it be like that, but it aint. It's a clusterfuck of idiocy, there's like 50 factions of trans.

What the fuck?

she

Don't you have to produce something to get those sweet patreonbux? Or is she doing a pay-me-per-tweet sort of deal?

Depends on how you set it up. You can chose to make it per month or per creation. Ofc she chose per month for minimum effort

I've cringed so hard, now my face muscles are broken.

Or in other words "no one wants to fuck me, so ill just say asexual and pretend it was my choice"

The real irony is that if he became a manly man with a nice beard he'd be rolling in bears instead of a having to claim asexuality because he became a lazy trans hun.

Yes, but then he'd have to forfeit the progressive brownie points. That wouldn't be very w👀ke of him

Bears are the least progressive kind of gay man. Extremely problematic levels of masculinity.

😍😍

Riker from TNG is where its at.

I identify as lifelong coper.

I feel like all these comments saying you're cute may need those ridiculous fucking glasses more than you do.

Lol thx internet stranger

Fuck Trump

We been Beetlejuiced ya'll

I feel bad for the guy, but fuck it:

"Why are you calling me Bill? I'M Lenore!"

lol as if this faggot could even cut hair for the army

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhzn2xzU1eU

I feel like all these comments saying you're cute may need those ridiculous fucking glasses more than you do.

lmao

Faggot couldn't even resist a McDLT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTSdUOC8Kac

I'm genuinely curious about how bad that resist podcast is. Altho I don't think anything can be as bad as politipod

Fuck you

I was trying to use reverse psychology for our king

Doesn’t excuse it

This guy is one of my favorite lolcows. There's an amazing thread he did during the height of me too where he explicitly detailed the time he was held hostage and repeatedly raped for like 5 days. It's all obvious bullshit but I'll see if I can find it

!remind me

lmao it's better than I remembered https://twitter.com/DanielleMuscato/status/861051758294032385

Showering is traumatic. I have a horrible phobia of things being shoved in my mouth. For awhile I couldn't use forks/spoons/chopsticks

Their story is bullshit if it depends on me thinking they hardly eat for years.

Are you sure it wasn't some weird fanfic?

I was wrong, bad fanfics have clearly better writing than this.
"a legal technicality", really?

I seriously thought this was George. Holy shit it looks so similar

i take it y'all haven't met 'Danielles' friend 'Esther'

lmao

Fake: George Costanza died in season 9

Gay: George Costanza

Why do MtF trannies always have shit hair and bushy eyebrows?