I think this is a savvy move that will really help broaden the appeal of pokeman. Let's face it, their original audience isn't getting any younger and required digital bribes to force them outside.
Pokemon has done several times more for the acceptance and appreciation of feminine boys, gender variant people in general, transwomen, transmen, etc than ANY single loudmouth psycho twitter activist EVER has and it has been since the early 80s at the very least, by fucking far. (And I'm not just talking about rule 34 pokemons, but there's that too.)
Also Max Landis was offered this. I wish he took it so then weebs would lose their shit when Zoe Quinn me too'd him and got him blacklisted from Hollywood canceling this movie.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-13
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1 Ardvarkeating101 2018-11-13
That's right, Pokemon has more meaning than this!
And that meaning is selling children toys!
1 HungerArtistatlunch 2018-11-13
Holy shit. Why? Pokemon is the one kid thing I still kind of like.
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-13
Brace for one final childhood raping.
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-11-13
WTF did you do to the Comic Book man? You posted about capeshit fatigue yesterday, and now he is dead!!
I demand answers!!!
1 chaneightseven 2018-11-13
masterlawls is a witch! BURN HER!
1 ason 2018-11-13
She turned me into a NEET!
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-11-13
I she is a he
1 Baconlightning 2018-11-13
I’m glad I haven’t heard of this until now cause this is absolutely retarded.
1 hi_0 2018-11-13
It came.out today
1 Baconlightning 2018-11-13
Don’t they usually announce movies before releasing trailers?
(Sorry, I don’t follow the movie industry at all)
1 mcslibbin 2018-11-13
I unironically bet the pikachu reaction meme was socially engineered viral marketing
1 Baconlightning 2018-11-13
Didn’t Space Daddy post it?
The (((deep state))) probably forced him to do it to avoid jail after the Tesla mess.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-11-13
:0
1 onenight1234 2018-11-13
I wonder who in the entertainment industry could pull something like that off.
1 OysterCookie 2018-11-13
(((them)))
1 holditsteady 2018-11-13
same with all the Sponge Bob memes, those only started and they came out with the move
1 hi_0 2018-11-13
not necessarily
1 Alexlincoln2 2018-11-13
They announced this last year
1 ineed750bucks 2018-11-13
WHAT? THIS IS AMAZING! Literally the best thing I've seen today.
1 TatsuyaOW 2018-11-13
Nightmare fuel
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-13
I think this is a savvy move that will really help broaden the appeal of pokeman. Let's face it, their original audience isn't getting any younger and required digital bribes to force them outside.
1 Baconlightning 2018-11-13
They need to normiefy Pokemon so that they’ll understand the references in the Tokyo Olympics Opening Ceremony.
This is just another plot from the japs to further indotrinate Western audiences into their crap entertainment.
1 Baconlightning 2018-11-13
What about pokewomen?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-13
No. The weebs will just make horrifying porn of them
1 Awayfone 2018-11-13
Too late
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-13
That's literally everything tho
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1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-11-13
And the pokechildren too?!
1 TheColdTurtle 2018-11-13
Ha ha epic post
1 loli_esports 2018-11-13
haha what the fuck
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-13
Oh no.
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-13
It's capeshit.
1 ksatriamelayu 2018-11-13
give me a list of pokeymans with capes, now.
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-13
Many: Cuntmon, bitchmon, hitlermon, jewmon, stalinmon, daddymon, dutertemom, dickmon, boobmon, niggamon, shitmon, chinkmon, gookmon, gaymon, trannymon, ameriburguermon, castromon, pajeetmon, islamon...
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-11-13
Mayomon used Ethnostate.
It's super effective!
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-13
noice
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-11-13
Japomon used ANIME!
Mayomon's birthrate sharply fell!
Japomon hit itself in recoil!
1 KingNothing305 2018-11-13
You dick less retard those are Digimon names. Get your shit together.
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-13
butthurtmon
1 SonyXboxNintendo13 2018-11-13
Angewomon is hot.
1 WarSanchez 2018-11-13
This looks terrible.
I love Pokemon, but WTF is this?
1 RandolphCox 2018-11-13
blatant disrespect to post this on the day stan lee dies
1 Al-Rokers-BBC 2018-11-13
Jap comics are beating capeshit lol
1 ksatriamelayu 2018-11-13
Japs are winning the Kulturkampf, jews fear the samurai!
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-13
güt
1 mukumukum12 2018-11-13
Am I gonna have to be the one to say it?
1 chaneightseven 2018-11-13
"I CANT SEE ME LOVIN NOBODY BUT YOU!"
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2018-11-13
Ryan Reynolds is on the cusp of becoming a silver daddy.
That said, if the movie doesn't have his ass or face showing, I'm not going to watch it.
1 chaneightseven 2018-11-13
my uncle works for Pokemon. he said if you stay past the credits theres full nudity.
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2018-11-13
I feel like I'm being tricked into wanking it in a theater full of kids.
1 TheRobidog 2018-11-13
I feel like I'm being tricked into recording instead of doing that.
1 911roofer 2018-11-13
Don't you usually do that Anyway?
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2018-11-13
That happened ONCE at Sunday School, please quit bringing it up.
1 ineed750bucks 2018-11-13
The voice is enough for me.
1 Minimum_T-Giraff 2018-11-13
I hope they CG his bussy onto the yellow rat
1 22333444455555666666 2018-11-13
👏 40 👏 year 👏 old 👏 boys 👏 are 👏 not 👏 silver 👏 daddies 👏
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2018-11-13
👏That's👏why👏I 👏said👏on👏the👏cusp👏
1 22333444455555666666 2018-11-13
👏 45 👏 year 👏 old 👏 boys 👏 are 👏 not 👏 silver 👏 daddies 👏
1 ksatriamelayu 2018-11-13
Pikapool literally shows off his ass right there in the middle of the trailer smh
1 TontoGoldbergCA 2018-11-13
I ain't about that anthropomorphic furry shit, son.
Glistening taut man ass is my jam.
1 nukemybackyard 2018-11-13
what the fuck is this fuckin shit my childhood is ruined now
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-13
lol gay
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-11-13
Rule34 wasnt enough?
1 slaytina44 2018-11-13
so black kid has a missing father?
oof
1 Eightskin 2018-11-13
And is paired with a white girl. No way......
1 lickedTators 2018-11-13
I thought he was paired with Pikachu
1 necromatriarch 2018-11-13
Ryan Reynolds is a white girl.
1 Eightskin 2018-11-13
I didn't recognize that. Ryan's a guy, he voices Pikachu and he's partnered with the black kid. Mmm... Interspecies homo-erotica. J.K :oP.
1 Eightskin 2018-11-13
1:41 & 1:43
1 antifrancaisguarno 2018-11-13
Didn't know Pokemon was so realistic
1 J233779 2018-11-13
Yep, this is gonna be a flop. I can tell.
1 jerichotheunwise 2018-11-13
Nah, it's Pokemon and has Ryan Reynolds.
It might suck ass, but it'll sell well
1 Kiru-Kokujin22 2018-11-13
only if pikachu has a cute japanese voice actor will it be anime
1 automatic_cluck 2018-11-13
CHINKS OUT!!! 👉👉👉
1 Kiru-Kokujin22 2018-11-13
i agree
1 UnconstitutionalClub 2018-11-13
Holy shit, I love how fucking clueless you are. (The guy above you was referring to you, dumb fuck. He wants you out.)
1 Kiru-Kokujin22 2018-11-13
thanks for informing me i had no idea he was talking about me
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-11-13
r/movies rapefugees OUT OUT OUT!
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-11-13
>made for kids
>main audience and consumers of pokeyman is 30 yr old boomers
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-11-13
Pokemon has done several times more for the acceptance and appreciation of feminine boys, gender variant people in general, transwomen, transmen, etc than ANY single loudmouth psycho twitter activist EVER has and it has been since the early 80s at the very least, by fucking far. (And I'm not just talking about rule 34 pokemons, but there's that too.)
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2018-11-13
Is James /ourguy/ ?
1 Al-Rokers-BBC 2018-11-13
Is this pasta?
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-11-13
Yes. Straight from a link to KiA from here recently.
I still need to work on coating the pasta with better flavor though: https://old.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/9wnhvl/til_that_there_is_a_genre_in_anime_that_is_named/e9lxd7b/
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-11-13
Lmao people are seriously retarded enough to take that seriously
1 ValuableHamster 2018-11-13
Hmmm
Also Max Landis was offered this. I wish he took it so then weebs would lose their shit when Zoe Quinn me too'd him and got him blacklisted from Hollywood canceling this movie.
1 KingNothing305 2018-11-13
Mr Mime is an asshole.
1 thebrokenbell 2018-11-13
This is what nightmares are made of
1 Jimbo_B_Beterson 2018-11-13
The director of this also directed Shark Tail
1 MilerMilty 2018-11-13
won't watch unless they have Jynx in it
1 demotecontrol 2018-11-13
You would like Jynx you racist fuck.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-11-13
And not the purple one. I want dapper danielle
1 BobMcBobGuy 2018-11-13
I actually kinda like this based on the trailer
1 SandorClegane_AMA 2018-11-13
I was not aware of this.
Fuck you for making me aware of this.
Also, did you get the memo about stickies?
1 onenight1234 2018-11-13
weebs btfo
1 ksatriamelayu 2018-11-13
weebs are actually creaming their pants, check out /v/ and /vp/
1 MemoirsofCrime 2018-11-13
awesome movie ! Or looks like it at least.
1 antifrancaisguarno 2018-11-13
Sorry, can't tell. I am not a virgin or incel enough.
1 OnAllDAY 2018-11-13
Why wasn't it an Asian actor?