Would you guys believe that there are actually many times where I nearly post a sticky and then decide it isn't high quality enough?

1  2018-11-14 by MasterLawlz

The ones you see are but a mere fractions of the ones that I concoct in my head but I make sure to only present you lot with the cream of the crop

Speaking of, who grows cream in a crop? Cream comes from cows

59 comments

No.

what i can't believe is that you think any of them are quality enough at all.

Imagine being that delusional.

Post even the terrible ones.

Isn't that what he was doing all along?

Thats what hes been doing mate

Yes yes yes

Every sticky, every time

Thank you for your service

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Can someone with power make this Lawlz's permanent flair

you don't like shitpost world pride wide?

You should still post all this low quality stuff.

Wait, I think it would be a great idea if the mods here would ban everyone besides you for 24 hours to make posts, so we could all enjoy every single quality post of you, low or high.

I agree!

Oh, I forgot something.

MFW there are two MasterLawlz stickies,

Rename the sub and everyone in it like they did with Ed that one time

You should make another sub and sticky the abortions there

He's retarded enough that they're probably better than his usual crap but he's too retarded to see it.

Is this a subtle confession that Snappy isn't actually sentient but the clever use of multiple submissions and deletions pending the perfect quote? šŸ¤”šŸ˜¬šŸ¤

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH UP ABOUT SNAPPY.

Ye-ye-yes senpai šŸ˜¢

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Iā€™m starting to think you are genuinely autistic.

Some people say the press is the enemy of the people.

I've always known it was you.

You should sticky a list of your rejected sticky post concepts.

I actually do believe it, and it makes the whole thing even sadder

Well yeah because no bussy.

Fuck you. /u/masterlawlz is the worst goddamn mod on this goddamn website

haha bout to prove you wrong fam

fun fact: /u/snallygaster paid real dollars for a premium pornhub pass

fun fact: /u/snallygaster thinks futanari porn without the balls doesn't count

fun fact: /u/snallygaster has watched the vsauce Banach-Tarski 30 times and still doesn't understand what's going on

It's a really fun video tbh.

vsauce

Banach

Tarski

NONE OF THOSE ARE WORDS

Vsauce is a YouTube channel and Banach-Tarski is the name of a mathematical theorem.

Did... Did I just make Ed_ButteredToast seriouspost?!

Oh shit son.

Points dont exist outside of mathematics. Therefore, no, the paradox is a pointless thot experiment šŸ˜“šŸ˜“šŸ˜“

fun fact: /u/snallygaster can't afford a free-checking account from her local credit union

fun fact: /u/snallygaster is an Antifa-fur

snallygritster

fun fact: /u/snallygaster licks poison dart frogs to get high because crack cocaine is for plebes

that's just badass

fun fact: /u/snallygaster uploads videos of her copying Fortnite dances on youtube, but you have to be a drama mod to view them

In her fursuit?

fun fact: /u/snallygaster catfished Chris-chan

That's one I could believe.

you could tell me you were on here 24/7 wearing a diaper so you never had to leave your seat and id believe you dude

I have almost no doubt about this

No.

Now write more stories like the Spez/debate/memes bullshit. That was gold.

Or start working out.

No one cares ya dumb incel mod

So you're saying your stickied posts are the best you can make?

Probably

hey can u give me a custom flair please

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ill drink ur cum or something

but it has so little nutritional value

so does water tbh

Apparently not often enough