Would you guys believe that there are actually many times where I nearly post a sticky and then decide it isn't high quality enough?
1 2018-11-14 by MasterLawlz
The ones you see are but a mere fractions of the ones that I concoct in my head but I make sure to only present you lot with the cream of the crop
Speaking of, who grows cream in a crop? Cream comes from cows
59 comments
1 SwiftOnSobriety 2018-11-14
No.
1 TranzSexualWiener 2018-11-14
what i can't believe is that you think any of them are quality enough at all.
1 4ntonvalley 2018-11-14
Imagine being that delusional.
1 TheColdTurtle 2018-11-14
Post even the terrible ones.
1 aduketsavar 2018-11-14
Isn't that what he was doing all along?
1 Child_downloader 2018-11-14
Thats what hes been doing mate
1 dratamard2 2018-11-14
hmm š¤
No š¤š¤š¤
1 TheColdTurtle 2018-11-14
Yes yes yes
1 ReddneckwithaD 2018-11-14
Every sticky, every time
Thank you for your service
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-14
F
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-11-14
Can someone with power make this Lawlz's permanent flair
1 MasterLawlz 2018-11-14
you don't like shitpost world pride wide?
1 DannyLee90 2018-11-14
https://i.imgur.com/LQ32Lz2.png
1 Think_Once 2018-11-14
You should still post all this low quality stuff.
Wait, I think it would be a great idea if the mods here would ban everyone besides you for 24 hours to make posts, so we could all enjoy every single quality post of you, low or high.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-11-14
I agree!
1 Think_Once 2018-11-14
Oh, I forgot something.
MFW there are two MasterLawlz stickies,
1 cmakk1012 2018-11-14
Rename the sub and everyone in it like they did with Ed that one time
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-14
You should make another sub and sticky the abortions there
1 ComedicSans 2018-11-14
He's retarded enough that they're probably better than his usual crap but he's too retarded to see it.
1 SJCards 2018-11-14
Is this a subtle confession that Snappy isn't actually sentient but the clever use of multiple submissions and deletions pending the perfect quote? š¤š¬š¤
1 ComedicSans 2018-11-14
YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH UP ABOUT SNAPPY.
1 SJCards 2018-11-14
Ye-ye-yes senpai š¢
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-14
š“š“š“
1 redmako101 2018-11-14
ššø
1 Ghdust2 2018-11-14
Iām starting to think you are genuinely autistic.
1 Hindumaliman 2018-11-14
Some people say the press is the enemy of the people.
I've always known it was you.
1 SuicideBySunrise 2018-11-14
You should sticky a list of your rejected sticky post concepts.
1 pepperouchau 2018-11-14
I actually do believe it, and it makes the whole thing even sadder
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-11-14
Well yeah because no bussy.
1 lascanto 2018-11-14
Fuck you. /u/masterlawlz is the worst goddamn mod on this goddamn website
1 Assy-McGee 2018-11-14
haha bout to prove you wrong fam
1 Assy-McGee 2018-11-14
fun fact: /u/snallygaster paid real dollars for a premium pornhub pass
1 Assy-McGee 2018-11-14
fun fact: /u/snallygaster thinks futanari porn without the balls doesn't count
1 Assy-McGee 2018-11-14
fun fact: /u/snallygaster has watched the vsauce Banach-Tarski 30 times and still doesn't understand what's going on
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-14
It's a really fun video tbh.
1 ComedicSans 2018-11-14
NONE OF THOSE ARE WORDS
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-14
Vsauce is a YouTube channel and Banach-Tarski is the name of a mathematical theorem.
1 ComedicSans 2018-11-14
Did... Did I just make Ed_ButteredToast seriouspost?!
Oh shit son.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-14
https://i.imgur.com/Bna1EXF.png
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-11-14
Points dont exist outside of mathematics. Therefore, no, the paradox is a pointless thot experiment š“š“š“
1 Assy-McGee 2018-11-14
fun fact: /u/snallygaster can't afford a free-checking account from her local credit union
1 Assy-McGee 2018-11-14
fun fact: /u/snallygaster is an Antifa-fur
1 DerekSavageCoolCuck 2018-11-14
snallygritster
1 Assy-McGee 2018-11-14
fun fact: /u/snallygaster licks poison dart frogs to get high because crack cocaine is for plebes
1 push_ecx_0x00 2018-11-14
that's just badass
1 Assy-McGee 2018-11-14
fun fact: /u/snallygaster uploads videos of her copying Fortnite dances on youtube, but you have to be a drama mod to view them
1 darkinard 2018-11-14
In her fursuit?
1 Assy-McGee 2018-11-14
fun fact: /u/snallygaster catfished Chris-chan
1 ComedicSans 2018-11-14
That's one I could believe.
1 captainpriapism 2018-11-14
you could tell me you were on here 24/7 wearing a diaper so you never had to leave your seat and id believe you dude
1 AnnArchist 2018-11-14
I have almost no doubt about this
1 rationalhuckleberry 2018-11-14
No.
Now write more stories like the Spez/debate/memes bullshit. That was gold.
Or start working out.
1 jewdanksdad 2018-11-14
No one cares ya dumb incel mod
1 aef823 2018-11-14
So you're saying your stickied posts are the best you can make?
1 MasterLawlz 2018-11-14
Probably
1 BriefSquirt 2018-11-14
hey can u give me a custom flair please
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ill drink ur cum or something
1 MasterLawlz 2018-11-14
but it has so little nutritional value
1 BriefSquirt 2018-11-14
so does water tbh
1 LowsideSlide 2018-11-14
Apparently not often enough