What ever happened to the fart girl?
1 2018-11-14 by RagnarCockBlock
A story told in Links:
Chapter 1:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BEVJRI4mwpk
Chapter 2:
https://www.facebook.com/ComedyCentral/videos/tosh0-fart-girl-web-chat/10153913934389030/
Chapter 3:
https://twitter.com/maceesophia/status/987769184481406976
https://twitter.com/maceesophia/status/997992252239745029
Chapter 4:
https://twitter.com/maceesophia/status/1022657842136969217
https://twitter.com/maceesophia/status/1037509919338098688
Chapter 5:
https://twitter.com/maceesophia/status/1043593764588146693
https://twitter.com/maceesophia/status/1040813362400112640
Chapter 6:
The End.
104 comments
1 BussyShillBot 2018-11-14
Are you writing fiction now?
I don't even hate women, and I'm sure as hell not an incel. You seem to have just fabricated that bit. I've literally said like 20 times on here the "I hate women" bit is ironic.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-14
I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.
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1 derpado514 2018-11-14
Is this a bot?
1 CuriousKrow 2018-11-14
This is fucking hilarious and yet predictable at the same time.
1 TakeTimeAway 2018-11-14
How was it predictable?
1 Kespen 2018-11-14
Her fart was so gross, how could her life not end up gross?
1 BDKchesterton 2018-11-14
You could tell that booty been burnin coal
1 SiNasty 2018-11-14
The coal toll
1 TakeTimeAway 2018-11-14
Urban dictionary gave me nothing. What's the "coal toll?"
1 REALMcCoy1776 2018-11-14
If you burn the coal, you pay the toll.
1 TakeTimeAway 2018-11-14
Burn what coal?
1 RaiThioS 2018-11-14
The babe with the powet
1 winlifeat 2018-11-14
Burning coal is when white girls get railed by black men. Unless your initial reaction was “holy shit that was fucked up never again I’m going to church” then your life will end up one characterized by domestic violence, single motherhood, or jail while living the black lifestyle.
Once you go black, you never go back to free society because you’re caged in by 5 inch diameter steel bars.
1 TakeTimeAway 2018-11-14
That's exactly what I thought, I just wanted to make sure I wasn't the only one. Blacks are cancer to society
Why one month later tho?
1 MizzouRB 2018-11-14
Why not
1 TakeTimeAway 2018-11-14
True
1 ChromeGhost 2018-11-14
On a scale of one to ten how bussyblasted do you feel that I’ve sleep with more white women then you have(I’m black)?
1 peckabuns 2018-11-14
The perils of miscegenation.
1 lobochica 2018-11-14
Her grandma was half Italian.
1 ffbtaw 2018-11-14
Never had a chance.
1 ExoticBite 2018-11-14
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1 RagnarCockBlock 2018-11-14
She goin' away for a long time...
https://bloximages.chicago2.vip.townnews.com/newsandtribune.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/2/be/2be00d06-cbee-11e8-81ab-2f8c4554defc/5bbcee7d3e8ff.image.png
NEW ALBANY — Three people have been arrested in connection with a non-injury shooting at Valley Ridge Apartments last month.
New Albany police were dispatched to the apartment complex around 9:30 p.m. on Sept. 23 for reports of shots fired, according to court records. "Numerous” spent casings of different calibers were found along Village Drive North, and Indiana State Police retrieved spent casings inside two apartments, which both had residents home at the time.
One witness reported seeing three men get out of a Mitsubishi Lancer — one carrying an AR-15, one a shotgun with a pistol grip and one with a pistol. A second witness who heard shots said they looked outside and saw three men running west on Village Drive North and getting into a silver car which then left the scene. The witness also saw a rifle, a shotgun and a pistol, court records show. A woman later identified as 19-year-old Macy Brown was allegedly driving the car.
During the initial investigation, an iPhone belonging to Cristian Alexander Archaga Rodriguez was found and showed a missed call from 22-year-old Javon Jones. There were reportedly photos found on the phone of Rodriquez standing in front of Jones' car, and standing inside a Macarthur Drive residence with an AR-15.
Rodriguez was taken into custody by U.S. Immigration and Customs, and interviewed at the deportation office in Louisville. He told police he knew Jones from work, and had gone with him and Robert Booth to scare an unknown man that owed Jones money. Rodriguez said he had been given a shotgun with a pistol-style handle, while Jones carried a gray semi-automatic pistol and a third person, 20-year-old Robert Booth, carried the AR-15.
Rodriguez said the three got out of the car, which was driven by Brown, and walked between the buildings before Booth began shooting at a man on the phone. Jones also shot at the man, who ran away, and Rodriguez said he fired the shotgun several times into the air.
Police located their car in the 300 block of Macarthur Drive where Brown and Jones live on Sept. 26. A search of the car turned up a box of ammunition with spent .223 casings, matching the ones found at the scene, and live 12-gauge rounds. Jones told police he previously owned a Winchester 12-gauge and an AR-15, but that he had sold them to an unknown person six months prior.
Police also found in the home a shotgun shell matching the make and model found at the scene, an empty rifle case, a box for a shotgun with a pistol grip handle and two handgun holsters.
Brown, Booth and Jones are all charged with one level 5 felony count of criminal recklessness.
1 LongPostBot 2018-11-14
Your pulitzer's in the mail
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1 killinrin 2018-11-14
Wait was she just with them or was she firing too? I guess you can go to jail for being there though. Damn that kid sure has a bright future!
1 Heavy_handed 2018-11-14
She drove the getaway car
1 mcantrell 2018-11-14
She's young and female, she won't do any time.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2018-11-14
She will do five seasons according to Orange Is The New Black
1 TradeMark310 2018-11-14
If she has no priors and cops a plea deal I bet she won't see much hard time at all unfortunately.
1 Cruising_Speed 2018-11-14
I’m friends with Robert personally IRL and had no idea about this.. we haven’t spoken in a few years and this is the worst way I could’ve found out about this..
1 Neran79 2018-11-14
You aren't friends...
1 Cruising_Speed 2018-11-14
Wow haven’t been on here in a few days and for you to say that is kind of offensive. I’ve known Robert since we were 10.
Proof even though I think it’s unnecessary: https://imgur.com/gallery/A4icu5x
1 dumbrella987 2018-11-14
Was he as much a piece of shit then too?
1 Roach-Master 2018-11-14
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1 ExoticBite 2018-11-14
So we can insult them and call them sentient?
1 veritasgt 2018-11-14
Seriously? Hyperautist?
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-14
Lol pressign the escape key causes this dialogue box.
1 MissionNobody 2018-11-14
Vote EFDD in May.
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1 9777 2018-11-14
Jesus, why make things so complicated? Just use outline.com.
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1 Abu_Ivanka_alAmriki 2018-11-14
Holy crap. This happened in the space of three years.
Also I am having so much trouble picturing a family that homeschools their kids and goes to Hooters for dinner.
The part of this whole saga that makes me angriest is that Daniel Tosh still has a TV show.
1 SpineEater 2018-11-14
His show is cheap to make and it gets ratings. It’ll never go away till that stops being the case
1 -Mopsus- 2018-11-14
but who actually watches it
1 TranzSexualWiener 2018-11-14
me
1 IBeJewFro 2018-11-14
Well since it gets good ratings I'd assume lots of people watch it.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2018-11-14
MDEcels
1 -Mopsus- 2018-11-14
hodor why are you browsing a 5 month old thread
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2018-11-14
It got linked from the other thread
1 wellhellotherefellas 2018-11-14
Cool stuff fag
1 my_other_drama_alt 2018-11-14
i dont
1 luseferr 2018-11-14
Tosh is better than Ridiculousness atleast.
1 OniTan 2018-11-14
Chanel West Coast: "Ahihihihihihihiihihiihihihi!"
1 onedavester 2018-11-14
too much bodily fluids leaking in both shows for me
1 Aw3som3-O_5000 2018-11-14
So true, Ridiculousness could be good, but the host is terrible. At least Tosh is a professional comedian and understands how to deliver jokes.
1 bebimbopandreggae 2018-11-14
I like Rob. He can skate and he is funny. I like his normal guy style and he is always full of positive energy
1 UsernamesAllTaken69 2018-11-14
Yeah he isn't just telling precanned jokes the whole time. There's a lot of him just being himself and it feels so genuine. I really like both shows but haven't seen Tosh in many years.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-11-14
Honestly, Tosh.0 has some really funny interviews and skits. I honestly think he's one of the best interviewers out there because he finds the most absolutely bizarre people on the planet and just sits down with them to have a normal conversation with zero judgment or pretension. He gets hate but I still think he's pretty talented.
1 JohnnyKeatth 2018-11-14
Hooters is a family restaurant, seriously.
1 Fake_Perd_Hapley 2018-11-14
Yup. He was funny for about 5 minutes and now I really just hate him.
1 Lamza 2018-11-14
there's so much cancer, God, niggas, bitches, bffs, y'allposting, facebook livestreams, even fucking Chris Crocker in that twitter I don't even know what's going on anymore
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-11-14
16-19 year old girls were a mistake
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-14
no 14 to 15 yo girls on the other hand ...
1 Momruepari 2018-11-14
SHUT
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-11-14
FBI this comment right here.👆
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-14
snitches get stitches
1 TeddieTwoToes 2018-11-14
Ironicshitpostr is Paedo sympsthizer it seems
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-14
14 and 15 is legal in these parts. Tough luck.
1 reallyrunningnow 2018-11-14
Yamete?
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-11-14
Someone should chop your dick off. Unironically.
1 BigTiddyAnimeWaifu 2018-11-14
rude
1 TheThng 2018-11-14
Ftfy
1 TakeTimeAway 2018-11-14
Wtf? The only mistake was getting involved with black men.
They're the mistake. Back to Africa, y'all.
1 BasicallyADoctor 2018-11-14
How did you find this thread that was a week old and manage to get 2 reports ,🤔
1 better_bot 2018-11-14
>Indiana
I don't know what you people expect from a hoosier.
1 mcslibbin 2018-11-14
Every fucking time
1 cordialsavage 2018-11-14
Tebow.
1 crabman3000 2018-11-14
You forgot the Rich Vos plug.
1 rokety_roket 2018-11-14
Have you ever ridden in a BMW?
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-11-14
She married a millionaire fart sniffer and now divides her time between Bombay, Bangkok and any other world city with very spicy food.
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-11-14
Boy did you assume wrong.
1 dratamard2 2018-11-14
this is y we need Islam 🙏🙏🙏
1 YoMothaFlippin 2018-11-14
nice
1 CompetitiveLoiterer 2018-11-14
What comes after a huge fart is a huge poop amirite rfellas
1 Honk4Tits 2018-11-14
The calm before the corn
1 TehAlpacalypse 2018-11-14
brap
1 Ed_G_ShitlordEsquire 2018-11-14
This works on multiple levels.
1 CompetitiveLoiterer 2018-11-14
nigga do I look like I got the time for this shit
I mean I do but come on
1 Ed_G_ShitlordEsquire 2018-11-14
Is there a statute of limitations on making sure everybody gets the joke?
1 RaiThioS 2018-11-14
Hi
1 Ed_G_ShitlordEsquire 2018-11-14
Herrow!
1 Alimentas 2018-11-14
Sup
1 DJ_Bean_Flickerr 2018-11-14
If by poop you mean a black baby then yes
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-11-14
Apparently she was full of hot air
1 ason 2018-11-14
https://i.warosu.org/data/lit/img/0118/81/1538680221574.gif
1 Ultrashitposter 2018-11-14
i hope you dont go to /lit/ for reaction images.
1 ArchibaldForester 2018-11-14
this gif deserves a response so you can see it again.
1 ason 2018-11-14
Still holds up.
1 ArchibaldForester 2018-11-14
I love doing this random stuff.
1 TruthPains 2018-11-14
That is some crazy.
1 OnionBits 2018-11-14
This is an excellent post
1 tyuijvhvhcfcjf 2018-11-14
Imagine if every story were told through primary sources. Journalism really could learn from this sticky.
1 DistortedLines 2018-11-14
Ikr, its concise and contains all the juicy details and original sources one could ask for.
1 eggofreason 2018-11-14
A man on 4chan once told me to get with the program when it comes to brapposting.
I now realize he was right.
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-11-14
I just ate a bowl of bran cereal followed by summer sausage and extra sharp cheddar cheese.
1 alphetasauce 2018-11-14
Post vid of the aftermath. Maybe you too can end up with a half-breed daughter in foster care while you go to adult time out.
1 MascforRH 2018-11-14
She literally cucked her bf with the BBC and the boyfriend still took a few months to realize the baby was black 👶🏾🍼. The absolute state of mayo cucks.
1 Fake_Perd_Hapley 2018-11-14
What language is this?
1 alienbringer 2018-11-14
Incels a internet trolls.
Cuck is short for cuckold.
Origin of Cuckold
1200–50; Middle English cukeweld, later cok(k)ewold, cukwold < Anglo-French *cucuald (compare Middle French cucuault ), equivalent to Old French cocu cuckoo + -ald, -alt pejorative suffix (see ribald); apparently orig. applied to an adulterer, in allusion to the cuckoo's habit of laying its eggs in other birds' nests.
The whole “mayo cuck” is saying a white dude whose girl is cheating on him.
1 SparkyMcHooters 2018-11-14
Technically 'incels' is short for 'involuntary celibates' meaning they, 'through no fault of their own', can't get laid.
1 alienbringer 2018-11-14
In the original iteration of it sure. As it is used now, fuck no. Also the textbook definition of an incel has nothing to do with them using “cuck” as a pejorative constantly, which they do.
1 Fake_Perd_Hapley 2018-11-14
Holy shit I thought she had a boyfriend who worked at the British Broadcasting Corporation.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder_ 2018-11-14
Are you a real person?
1 rileykard 2018-11-14
That's a dumb question, we're all bots here.
1 Hatch- 2018-11-14
*Incels and T_D posters
1 MascforRH 2018-11-14
Shitpostian - r/drama dialect
1 bott04 2018-11-14
You are not going to survive the purge. Sorry. But neither am I.
1 MascforRH 2018-11-14
Already banned for requesting to be approved
1 wellhellotherefellas 2018-11-14
I will
1 br0kenhandle 2018-11-14
Yikes.
1 Acholus 2018-11-14
Who would've thought a female who can fart like that and post it online would cheat, blame the guy she cheated on, then get involved with some gangbangers who shoot up an apartment complex while she has one of their babies at home.
1 OyVeyGoyimNose 2018-11-14
Burn coal, pay toll
1 bullymamm0th 2018-11-14
WW brother
1 REALMcCoy1776 2018-11-14
Sad and very disappointing.
1 FATNGRZ 2018-11-14
Hope she does porn. I'm sure she'd be an anal queef.
1 m307322 2018-11-14
She said she had a premium snap but just takes the money and blocks you. Scam artist!
1 TPF1988 2018-11-14
She sent some
1 m307322 2018-11-14
Bull, prove it
1 snakezardog 2018-11-14
Any new news about the whore n%gg&r baby momma?
1 Matty_Poppinz 2018-11-14
Had a quick scan through tweets and apparently she lost her step mom last month to opiate od. This kid has nothing but back luck and poor choices.
1 Taydrum 2018-11-14
Just poor choices. And its genetic
1 haleybeyl 2018-11-14
Just for your information, Macy is thriving and doing well, as well as her sweet baby. She turned her life around and is doing better than she’s ever done. 💋 poor choices aren’t genetic asshole.
1 javonniggers 2018-11-14
FYI lying cheating and arrested for missing all shots for a felony is some fake gangster nigger shit asshole
1 javonniggers 2018-11-14
lol thriving in the projects "bey" hey javon what do you think little miss trash will do as soon as she meets another negroid who feeds her weak ass ego? sure sure that would never happen to you hahahaha
1 LikeTotesObvi 2018-11-14
Arise, chicken
1 TheCuddlyWhiskers 2018-11-14
She was active of twitter an hour ago.
1 HardenYourHeart 2018-11-14
Man I hope that some day I fuck up my life and get an effort post made about me