You and your little "drama" buddies are too busy staring at men's bussies to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you fuck her on a cold, windy cape cod beach.
I have deduced the reason behind why and how this video is cursed. For one, this girl is highly attractive and her cosplay is actually good, appealing the eyes of watchers. Her cosplay also reveals her stomach which is very nicely shaped (not to skinny, not fat, not ripped, but a really natural look, it’s intriguing to look at). Her makeup is good as well. It really brings out her eyes and makes her smile a lot more appealing. Secondly, I myself find myself fascinating at the way she moves. It’s very smooth and fun to watch. For example the spin at the start that she stops suddenly and kind of leans foreword then quickly straightens out, it is very well executed and goes along with the beat, making it satisfying to watch. I’m most obsessed with the part however when the song says “you got a boyfriend...” and she is kind of bobbing her way gracefully towards the camera. The way she moves most of her entire body when walking is really satisfying. She even does it to the beat of the song. And if also like to point out her shoulder movements throughout most of the video. They add a lot more energy to her movements. On that note, that leads us to my third point: the song and how she utilizes the song to compliment her movement. This song and lyrics itself are not that great, but the woman singing the song sings it well. That however, is not the reason why this matters though. The voice of the actual singer really fits the girl in the video. It not only compliments her cosplay (making it cuter), but also compliments her dancing. As I mentioned earlier, the way she moves is simply satisfying to watch, and part of that is because of how seamlessly and smoothly she move to the song. The spinning at the beginning goes very well with the chorus ending in the background. That little booping of her chest after the spin I mentioned earlier is timed when the rapper makes a rapper sound that transitions into the girls part (what does he even say? Is it like “bite” or “bye” or something? Idek) makes it mesmerizing and satisfying to watch. Her head boops are very well timed too. When the song says “hit or miss” as well as the “huh” after, she moves her head slightly too the beat that makes it better than had she not of moved her head. And then the little bopping/walking thing she does that I mentioned earlier, is so perfectly timed to the beat and the words of the song. And then my last point, is her facial expressions. Obviously, she has a beautiful face, but there are smaller things she does that bring out some of her key features. The way her eyebrows move is one. She raises them a bit to help her eyes look bigger at some points. Her smile is simply a work of art. It’s just very, very pretty and natural. Not much I can say on it. It just makes people happy. Well actually, that wasn’t my last point. I found myself watching the video and getting sad that it ended because it’s mesmerizing to watch. Than I realized that each time it repeated, I was hoping that it wouldn’t cut off at the end, thus rewatching it thinking, maybe there is more. This is probably because the song cuts at the end, leaving a feeling of incompleteness to the video, making me want to rewatch it to find the completeness (if that makes sense) because it stops in the middle of a song and her dance move, you feel as if there is more, making you want to rewatch it under the illusion that there is more... I guess. Omg perfect timing. I literally started typing this at around 30 minutes and it finished when I finished my last sentence. Well than, yeah. I guess I’m done. I might of repeated myself a bit but I was trying to get the point across. I hope I helped people understand why they kept watching the video, and why they feel mesmerized by this girl.
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Liberal reporting in, dude was a cable news talking head to me, the sort that would jump on fox news for buzz. When I saw comments saying that a potential 2020 candidate had punched someone I assumed it was Beto or someone like that, and was all like "Man, he seemed o.k."
I could believe plenty of bad things about Avenatti.
Lol. First comment appears to be making fun of his presidential aspirations.
Politico and CBS have candidates like Oprah Winfrey, Cuba, The Rock. Not even Dwayne Johnson, the listed the potential candidate as The Rock. Other notable people they listed included Mitch Landrieu and Julian Castro. I would say we can't really take those lists seriously, clearly are a joke, but that isn't the timeline we live in.
San Antonio and San Fansico are barely part of America, hence the San in front of them. They are just conqured territories we use for taxes. Ever wonder why rent is so high in those cities? There has never been a politician from either city that has ever amounted to anything. Them trying to run is just throwing votes down the toilet.
Plus the both lean a little further right, practically libertarian, and bussy knows every libertarian should literally kill themselves. At least Beto is from a real State: Texas. And before you try to argue that San Antonio is in Texas, I'll remind you of the San. It's not a real city like Houston or Dallas.
El Paso and San Antonio are where my family is from and that's incredibly disrespectful to say they aren't part of America. Some of the best cities I've been to, nicest people
Lol. Juarez is more America than El Paso. Maybe they are on the other side if the border, sure, but they are our kith and kin. San Antonio is pretty sure, but not really memorable.
No one with two brain cells to rub together. I'm positive you could find some idiot on /r/politics or twitter saying he was a viable candidate, but let's not pretend that that means anything.
What’s even the point of deleting the threads? Most redditors read enough news to find out about it sooner or later, especially if they’re the r/politics browsing type who frantically looks up Avenatti every 20 minutes to see if he’s finally secured the bit of evidence that will FINALLY END DRUMPH
Seriousposting but, why would /r/politics delete this? Like, what would be the reason to protect the guy? He is not even a key piece of the DNC, and everything he’s tried against trump has failed.
Because every domino's have been set up for the DNC and domino's has failed to deliver. Like a toasty hot sandwich for $5.99 tastes good, the DNC tastes horrible, turning away their customers who depend on tasty pizza and toppings to deliver their votes metaphorically in a car to the nation of government that desperately needs pizza.
Avenatti knows how to play the media and create political entertainment, and Americans value entertainment above all. Or at least most things. The left isn't immune to this either, though opinion of Avenatti has been souring over the past few months because he played the game way too hard.
Outside of reddit, the 24 hour news cycle is not fun to watch. CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, and the other sort of outlets where Avenatti would appear are gross uncomfortable to watch. Even when digested through a small dose of colbert, seth meyers, trevor noah, john oliver, the onion or some other similiar shit that 24 hour news network is hard to swallow for people under sixty. And I say that as someone older than 60. I can't watch any of those stations for even a short period of time.
The idea that it's inappropriate to criticize or dislike people who are on your 'side' is one of the things that's destroying American politics. It's worrisome that you think that it is somehow a bad thing.
But put it in the sense of /r/politics that treats everything as a team sport, deletes or heavily down votes everything pro Trump, and follows a narrative. Bezos is not only against Trump, but owns the Washington Post, the source of half the articles they post there.
Hey, if they have enough of a brain left to criticize at least one person who believes in the same things that they do, then maybe there's some hope. It means that they're not completely willing to step in line, even for somebody who owns a major left-leaning publication.
Goddamnit I don’t want to cape for fucking r/politics but this meme took off from t_d and is total bullshit. r/politics has like at least a dozen threads on it including this one on the front page.
Literally takes a barely functioning retard to fact check it.
I'm sure TD loved it and took off with it, but they actually were deleting threads. Definitely not a meme. Mine was one of them; and the mod who nuked mine nuked at least six or seven others.
Yeah, given what happened when the years-beloved Al Franken was caught being a bad boy, I don't think many people are going to justify what he did or defend him. Plus it seems like his excessive attention-whoring has been souring public opinion lately.
Same; he was definitely being groomed to run for prez or at least VP, and it all came crashing down on him within a matter of days. It's actually pretty impressive that he was disowned without too much hesitation. It would have been a great way for the dems to start positioning themselves as the 'party of morals' too, if that kind of thing even mattered anymore.
Man, I can't believe you're making me feel bad for Al Franken.
I may be forgetting all of this in a drunken stooper, but wasn't it literally just a pick of him pretending to honk some honkers? Like did he actually do anything?
Well, if you lean more right than left, you would totally agree that what he did might have been in bad taste, but nothing close to something you should resign over. Unfortunately though, when you are a part of the group that calls for peoples heads for doing this kind of stuff, there are bigger repercussions.
Unfortunately though, when you are a part of the group that calls for peoples heads for doing this kind of stuff, there are bigger repercussions.
What Franken did may be small scale, but it would get somebody fired immediately from any half-decent white-collar job; it should absolutely disqualify somebody from having a major part in running the country. The 'honk honk' thing is only one of the transgressions he was accused of. That shit's excusable when the person doing it's like 13 years old, but adults should know better than to commit any form of sexual assault, and those who do shouldn't be in office. The fact that he even found it okay to do these things suggests that he was drunk on power or hubris. And the fact that you would be okay with somebody in office committing any form of sexual assault is disturbing.
See, this is the where a lot of this shit fails for me.
It feels like dudes and chicks just have this radically different idea of what reasonable behavior and responses are.
Like personally, if a rich and famous actor did that to me, my reaction would be to laugh. And even if i didn't think it was funny, or the guy came off as being actually interested in my dick, my response still wouldn't be to think of it as a sexual assault or harrassment. I'd just tell him to get off my dick. Now if he kept doing that repeatedly, then we'd have a problem.
It just feels like the normal understanding that I grew up with is that people try different shit, and that's ok. And if you personally aren't cool with it, then it's your responsibility to speak up and make your boundaries clear. Cause other people ain't mindreaders, everyone's personal boundaries are different, and feeling out each other's limit is part of being human, and especially part of being friends.
But it really, really feels like women by and large have a very different understanding.
It was literally a Kavanaugh situation. Except he was accused by a few women of touching their butts or kissing them or something rather than frat boy rape. News agencies all repeatedly showed that silly photo of him hoverhanding because that's pretty much the only actual evidence against him, like Brett's gay calendar. Democrats were angry at him because they believe women, and Republicans were also mad because they believe women if they are accusing Democrats, so he got pressured into resigning.
Dems have actually positioned themselves p well as the party of morals tbqh. The contrast in handling Franklin vs Trump and that kid diddler did really well. They were only dragged down a bit a constant stream of peripheral public figures getting #metooed. Ironically I think it was actually avenettis gangrape contribution to the kav hearing that took most of the wind out of those sails.
Being the party of morals isnt worth as much as it was not long ago, true, but it's still worth a lot
Really, if the left wasn't basically just a cult of womanhood at this point, none of that would have happened. But you can't make it a sin to ever offend a woman, and then not act on it when one of your own does it.
Literally the only person I've heard of saying he's a likely candidate for 2020 is Ben Shapiro, so I dunno why people thought we were fawning all over him.
I dunno why people thought we were fawning all over him.
All there needs to be for something like this to spread is one high-profile person saying it or somebody saying it in a place like /pol/ and others repeating it.
Leftie checking in. No, I’m literally a leftie. Not literally too, but literally too. He should’ve known better than to do dumb shit after getting in the spotlight like he did. I mean shit, even I know that his every fart would be scrutinized for years to come, and now this? He fucked himself good.
Wait, I am confused how those are at all different. It is them confirming they arrested him for domestic violence. "Being booked" is the process a person goes through after being arrested.
We can confirm that today LAPD Detectives arrested Michael Avenatti on suspicion of domestic violence. This is an ongoing investigation and we will provide more details as they become available.
nah fam this nigga got booked for domestic violence
If those sets of words look identical to you, I don't know what to say.
Our law enforcement sources say Avenatti was arrested Wednesday after his estranged wife filed a felony DV report. We're told her face was "swollen and bruised."
Police also mentioned that his wife is said to be a slow learner, and he was helping her out
According to Avenatti, her two black eyes were because "he had to tell her something twice"
"tt's the Trump administration making fake accusations" will probably be the go-to. Nevermind that it's basically just "muh deep state" with a new coat of paint, or that yesterday Trump was too incompetent to tie his own shoes; today he's orchestrated a takedown of a potential rival. It's a coup! The Russians probably were contracted to do it! Won't somebody save the republic?!
It's kind of interesting that you made a prediction about a future reaction to an event, then started ranting about it as if it actually happened already. Can't you at least wait until something actually happens before getting mad about it?
it wasn’t even her clothes ffs, it was a photo shoot
and she’s a fucking bartender, she doesn’t make much money. of all the places on reddit, this should be the one the recognizes just how shit money bartenders make, seeing as bartenders are the only people that will ever talk to drama user irl
She ain't a bartender anymore my dude, she's pulling in a cool $180 thou per year now.
it wasn’t even her clothes ffs
That's not the point. The point is that she is the type of person to change into $3,500 worth of clothes for a photoshoot. I wonder how she will be in congress with "donations" from corporations.
....you do realize that she will only make 170k a year, /starting/ in january because that’s when she takes office.
and of course it ruins her commie credibility, but she was never one anyways. she is a Democratic that prefers spices on her food instead of just salt.
A giant German Empire reaching from Belgium to Poland would've definitely been involved in a few more wars. I'd be surprised if they stopped at only one world war.
This just goes to show you that males regardless of what political affiliation they belong to or who they're representing will engage in violence against women when given the opportunity.
See this just further proves my point. Wmen are irrational violent beings and whte w*men are the most entitled, privileged class to exist. We've allowed them to become like helpless children because society constantly coddles them.
He's disingenuous in his framing and knows it. His arguments fall apart with the feignest scrutiny. He's like if William F Buckley had a stroke and third stage neuro syphilis and still couldn't make a coherent, non party line, point on his stupid ass show.
he is much better off his show in debates and interviews. he's an entertainer when on his show and definitely obfuscates issues and talks over his guests
how can you not like his interview with avenatti though
He's only "good" when he controls every aspect. I've seen him debate and yes he's a cariacture on his show but to say he does well is blatantly absurd. Once he can't gish gallop or horde time he gets embarrassed by more knowledgeable and prepared people.
He's another idiot that got the foot in the door from his daddy and failed upward.
Imagine believing this while you gargle Stewart's balls. All Stewart did was take one of the few shows where conservatives and liberals argued and debated (and not in a strawman way), and got it killed, to cheers and applause. Fuck Jon Stewart, he ruined America with The Daily Smug far more than Crossfire ever did. And I say that as someone who loved the Daily Show before I couldn't stand how far up its own ass it became.
just realized the fuckin typoi in my fuckin title. my fucking 1 chance for a hot story and i fuckin ruined it. i fucking suck. why god? why must i get too excited and mispell shit?
Apparently he'd kicked her out, security let her back in, and he then claims she hit him first. On the one hand, she may have started it. On the other, men know damn well they can't get away with "equal rights, equal lefts", it's like if a black guy gets involved in a fight in the Deep South, in the 1970s. Just don't be a tard and keep your nose clean, how hard is it?
Maybe if men did slap the shit out of a few women who have deluded themselves into believing they are physically equal to men they might think twice about engaging in violence as a group.
thats how it always goes but the constant gloating from ddf will make the left care. then when someone on the right beats their wife the left will do it.
I see tons of posts and the whole community shitting on the dude, why even pay attention to that sub? Liberals honestly don't care about the dude, just like his attack dog style
It's so fun right now sorting by new and refreshing and watching those threads get nuked one by one for being "off topic." 🤣 God, what a bunch of cowards.
"My client and I have reviewed the TMZ article alleging that my client, Lisa Storie-Avenatti, has been injured and that Michael Avenatti has been arrested as a result of some incident that occurred between them. This article is not true as it pertains to my client," the statement said. "Ms. Storie-Avenatti was not subject to any such incident on Tuesday night. Further, she was not at Mr. Avenatti’s apartment on the date that this alleged incident occurred. My client states that there has never been domestic violence in her relationship with Michael and that she has never known Michael to be physically violent toward anyone."
So far the whole story has been debunked except for the arrest part.
Supposedly his wife was kicked out and Guard was with her and now all those details are gone and his wife says she hasn’t even seen Avenatti be physically violent.
I hope to god this is a setup and they’re actually that retarded - why the FUCK would anyone publish this tweet. In any circumstance whatsoever. I am beyond baffled.
His twitter account was full of people asking him to indict Trump, beat him in 2020 (which he was considering), and folks saying things like “MICHAEL PLEASE GIVE DON THE #BASTA-RD A PIPING HOT SERVING OF YOUR BASTAPASTA #BASTA #RESIST”
I hope he gets out soon so he can keep the tweets coming
I'm not an Avenatti fan but Jacob "I thought framing the Special Counsel and former FBI director for sexual assault was a good idea" Wohl's fingerprints makes me question this allegation.
4:10 PM PT -- We were initially told by our sources the alleged victim was Avenatti's estranged wife. We now know it was not. The incident involved a different woman.
checking this website it seems to be a tabloid journal that's heavy on misinformation... i want to see Avenatti fall more than anyone but what about sharing credible news sources next timr?
TMZ takes their celeb news seriously and they never try to deep throat one side of the political spectrum. It’s probably America’s most neutral news source.
Whether he keeps his cool with "Nah, this is fake and I'll let a full investigation go through to prove it" or "Can we please, please stop now? It's been so long and they're getting uncomfortably close to proving me guilty so can they just finish it up?"
I find it to be a good indicator of innocence when you aren't getting worried about it as time goes on.
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1 BussyShillBot 2018-11-14
You and your little "drama" buddies are too busy staring at men's bussies to know an attractive woman if she swam up to you in anthropomorphic-shark form and let you fuck her on a cold, windy cape cod beach.
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1 Allanon_2020 2018-11-14
You son of a bitch this is my drama
1 RandolphCox 2018-11-14
i literally beat you to posting it and you downvote my shit? wtf?? reported
1 Allanon_2020 2018-11-14
Look in the new que, mines before ya
hit or missy uh,
guess they never missy uh,
boyfriend never kissy uh,
Hit the dab like wiz khaliffy uh.
1 RandolphCox 2018-11-14
i didnt think about it like that, i apologize
1 lordjesuschrist123 2018-11-14
What the fuck is this pasta?
1 Allanon_2020 2018-11-14
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41ZkBFRZK2E
1 Yes_he_swan 2018-11-14
I have deduced the reason behind why and how this video is cursed. For one, this girl is highly attractive and her cosplay is actually good, appealing the eyes of watchers. Her cosplay also reveals her stomach which is very nicely shaped (not to skinny, not fat, not ripped, but a really natural look, it’s intriguing to look at). Her makeup is good as well. It really brings out her eyes and makes her smile a lot more appealing. Secondly, I myself find myself fascinating at the way she moves. It’s very smooth and fun to watch. For example the spin at the start that she stops suddenly and kind of leans foreword then quickly straightens out, it is very well executed and goes along with the beat, making it satisfying to watch. I’m most obsessed with the part however when the song says “you got a boyfriend...” and she is kind of bobbing her way gracefully towards the camera. The way she moves most of her entire body when walking is really satisfying. She even does it to the beat of the song. And if also like to point out her shoulder movements throughout most of the video. They add a lot more energy to her movements. On that note, that leads us to my third point: the song and how she utilizes the song to compliment her movement. This song and lyrics itself are not that great, but the woman singing the song sings it well. That however, is not the reason why this matters though. The voice of the actual singer really fits the girl in the video. It not only compliments her cosplay (making it cuter), but also compliments her dancing. As I mentioned earlier, the way she moves is simply satisfying to watch, and part of that is because of how seamlessly and smoothly she move to the song. The spinning at the beginning goes very well with the chorus ending in the background. That little booping of her chest after the spin I mentioned earlier is timed when the rapper makes a rapper sound that transitions into the girls part (what does he even say? Is it like “bite” or “bye” or something? Idek) makes it mesmerizing and satisfying to watch. Her head boops are very well timed too. When the song says “hit or miss” as well as the “huh” after, she moves her head slightly too the beat that makes it better than had she not of moved her head. And then the little bopping/walking thing she does that I mentioned earlier, is so perfectly timed to the beat and the words of the song. And then my last point, is her facial expressions. Obviously, she has a beautiful face, but there are smaller things she does that bring out some of her key features. The way her eyebrows move is one. She raises them a bit to help her eyes look bigger at some points. Her smile is simply a work of art. It’s just very, very pretty and natural. Not much I can say on it. It just makes people happy. Well actually, that wasn’t my last point. I found myself watching the video and getting sad that it ended because it’s mesmerizing to watch. Than I realized that each time it repeated, I was hoping that it wouldn’t cut off at the end, thus rewatching it thinking, maybe there is more. This is probably because the song cuts at the end, leaving a feeling of incompleteness to the video, making me want to rewatch it to find the completeness (if that makes sense) because it stops in the middle of a song and her dance move, you feel as if there is more, making you want to rewatch it under the illusion that there is more... I guess. Omg perfect timing. I literally started typing this at around 30 minutes and it finished when I finished my last sentence. Well than, yeah. I guess I’m done. I might of repeated myself a bit but I was trying to get the point across. I hope I helped people understand why they kept watching the video, and why they feel mesmerized by this girl.
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1 ltsSugar 2018-11-14
He has the catchier title, even if he formats/types like someone's dementia-addledgrandpa.
1 Allanon_2020 2018-11-14
no
1 BeanerShnitzel 2018-11-14
Lmao fox is gonna have a field day with this.
Can’t wait to see how the lefties justify hitting a woman.
I can here it now, “Aktshully there is no proof. and innocent until proven guilty”. They’d crucify this guy if he was a republican.
😂😂
1 RandolphCox 2018-11-14
do you think tucker will mention this on his show??
1 Neon_needles 2018-11-14
He can't. Skinny white people are hunting him down and ready to throw pee/poop at him. 😑
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2018-11-14
You say that like it shouldn’t have happened years ago.
1 Neon_needles 2018-11-14
It was only sexual before. This is way different.
1 HeftyHovercraft 2018-11-14
cant cuck the tuck
1 Cycloptichorn 2018-11-14
Only because what's been cucked cannot be re-cucked
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-11-14
Looking forward to the banter
1 -Mopsus- 2018-11-14
this guy is a fucking drama machine lol
1 mrv3 2018-11-14
/r/politics are mass deleting the articles. So they aren't handling this well.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2018-11-14
People were unironically considering him their front runner for 2020, so I am sure this is rather saddening to them.
1 mrv3 2018-11-14
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1 onewalleee 2018-11-14
kek
1 Yarthkins 2018-11-14
Nah, he'll just be removed from the hivemind's collective consciousness like all of the theads being deleted.
"Avenatti? Who even is that? Conversations that aren't about Trump make me nervous."
1 Let_you_down 2018-11-14
Liberal reporting in, dude was a cable news talking head to me, the sort that would jump on fox news for buzz. When I saw comments saying that a potential 2020 candidate had punched someone I assumed it was Beto or someone like that, and was all like "Man, he seemed o.k."
I could believe plenty of bad things about Avenatti.
1 goonygorilla777 2018-11-14
They thought he would beat Trump.
Instead he beat his mistress.
It all up to the Hilldawg now.
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-11-14
Avenatti is only one dragon punch away from the presidency in that situation
1 amaxen 2018-11-14
I understood this reference
1 Let_you_down 2018-11-14
Who besides r/t_d would have ever considered that guy a serious political contender or presidential material?
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2018-11-14
Just the at least 9000 people who upvoted this comment
1 Let_you_down 2018-11-14
Lol. First comment appears to be making fun of his presidential aspirations.
Politico and CBS have candidates like Oprah Winfrey, Cuba, The Rock. Not even Dwayne Johnson, the listed the potential candidate as The Rock. Other notable people they listed included Mitch Landrieu and Julian Castro. I would say we can't really take those lists seriously, clearly are a joke, but that isn't the timeline we live in.
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-11-14
Yeah it's like making fun of them for calling Trump a potential candidate 4 years ago
1 lua_x_ia 2018-11-14
Landrieu and Castro are both way better choices than fucking Beto
1 Let_you_down 2018-11-14
San Antonio and San Fansico are barely part of America, hence the San in front of them. They are just conqured territories we use for taxes. Ever wonder why rent is so high in those cities? There has never been a politician from either city that has ever amounted to anything. Them trying to run is just throwing votes down the toilet.
Plus the both lean a little further right, practically libertarian, and bussy knows every libertarian should literally kill themselves. At least Beto is from a real State: Texas. And before you try to argue that San Antonio is in Texas, I'll remind you of the San. It's not a real city like Houston or Dallas.
1 Wildera 2018-11-14
El Paso and San Antonio are where my family is from and that's incredibly disrespectful to say they aren't part of America. Some of the best cities I've been to, nicest people
1 Let_you_down 2018-11-14
Lol. Juarez is more America than El Paso. Maybe they are on the other side if the border, sure, but they are our kith and kin. San Antonio is pretty sure, but not really memorable.
1 kermit_was_right 2018-11-14
Who the fuck thought he was ever going to get the nomination?
1 PM_ME_YOUR_DARKNESS 2018-11-14
No one with two brain cells to rub together. I'm positive you could find some idiot on /r/politics or twitter saying he was a viable candidate, but let's not pretend that that means anything.
1 elksandturkeys 2018-11-14
Just no....
1 Allanon_2020 2018-11-14
Yeh they said it has nothing to do with US politics
Guy who has been going after a President and considering running lol
1 mrv3 2018-11-14
And actively going after the current president. Who has a client who now has to pay the president.
1 Run_Must 2018-11-14
Which would be an acceptable post if there weren’t dozens of posts about him the past few months with thousands of upvotes
Anyone who isn’t literally retarded should have seen this guy as a ticking time bomb that would eventually do some really dumb shit
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2018-11-14
Next post about stormy Daniels new book will get 25k upvotes and be reposted 50 times.
1 Poolooloo 2018-11-14
If Trump picked his nose in public it there would be 15 articles about it on the front page of r/politics
1 RandolphCox 2018-11-14
honestly why havent mods stickied my thread yet? sketchy... shill much?
1 RandolphCox 2018-11-14
/u/annoysthegoys
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-14
Whoops I hit the ban button instead
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-11-14
Annoying annoysthegoys
Brave move
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-14
Based kike
1 LadyVetinari 2018-11-14
Hopefully its permanent 😂
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-14
He's my lolpet, so just one day. You've gotta curb the bad behavior early or they'll never listen.
1 umar4812 2018-11-14
Fag
Jk don't ban me again
1 DistortedLines 2018-11-14
Lmao cucked
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-11-14
And chucked
1 ltsSugar 2018-11-14
Ayy lmao
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-11-14
Dude, be nice to the mods.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-14
Mods do it for free
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-14
We're holding for a buyout. A&E and Bravo are in a bidding war.
1 Michaelbama 2018-11-14
-Antagonizes mod-
"I didn't do anything!"
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-11-14
Help help I'm being oppressed!! Do you see the violence inherent in the system??
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-11-14
Go fuck yourself idiot
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-14
You wish you could reply to this
😂😂😂😂😂🤣
1 Warbring3r 2018-11-14
based and redpilled
1 unrulyfarmhand 2018-11-14
I was wondering how they’d try to cover their asses for all the cock sucking they’ve done for that guy recently.
1 jorio 2018-11-14
You'd figure the libtards would be at least kinda happy to be rid of this guy.
1 Snakeyez 2018-11-14
No, some of us were hoping the guy would keep slinging mud until he pulled a rabbit out of a hat with a ten foot pole
1 NoChickswithDicks 2018-11-14
Thing about Trump is, look at what we already know about him. Then, realize he's been famous his entire life.
If said rabbit existed, some third-rate tabloid reporter would have pulled it out a decade ago.
1 BristledJohnnies 2018-11-14
What’s even the point of deleting the threads? Most redditors read enough news to find out about it sooner or later, especially if they’re the r/politics browsing type who frantically looks up Avenatti every 20 minutes to see if he’s finally secured the bit of evidence that will FINALLY END DRUMPH
1 mrv3 2018-11-14
It gives them time to find a toned down source or drum up a different narrative before the top comments get decided.
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-11-14
Lol. Most /r/politics subscribers probably haven't read any further than a headline in years.
1 ThumbCentral-Rebirth 2018-11-14
This.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2018-11-14
Seriousposting but, why would /r/politics delete this? Like, what would be the reason to protect the guy? He is not even a key piece of the DNC, and everything he’s tried against trump has failed.
1 telandrias 2018-11-14
Because every domino's have been set up for the DNC and domino's has failed to deliver. Like a toasty hot sandwich for $5.99 tastes good, the DNC tastes horrible, turning away their customers who depend on tasty pizza and toppings to deliver their votes metaphorically in a car to the nation of government that desperately needs pizza.
1 snallygaster 2018-11-14
It looks like they're keeping at least some of them at the moment.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2018-11-14
Oh wow hahah, now that it may be false they are letting them through.
1 snallygaster 2018-11-14
Avenatti knows how to play the media and create political entertainment, and Americans value entertainment above all. Or at least most things. The left isn't immune to this either, though opinion of Avenatti has been souring over the past few months because he played the game way too hard.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2018-11-14
Yeah that actually makes a lot of sense.
1 Let_you_down 2018-11-14
Outside of reddit, the 24 hour news cycle is not fun to watch. CNN, Fox News, MSNBC, and the other sort of outlets where Avenatti would appear are gross uncomfortable to watch. Even when digested through a small dose of colbert, seth meyers, trevor noah, john oliver, the onion or some other similiar shit that 24 hour news network is hard to swallow for people under sixty. And I say that as someone older than 60. I can't watch any of those stations for even a short period of time.
1 snallygaster 2018-11-14
You're definitely more keen than most Americans your age.
1 geeses 2018-11-14
Censors anything that would make them look bad
"Reality has a liberal bias"
1 Manannin 2018-11-14
It’s like they’ve learned nothing from the internet.
1 rnjbond 2018-11-14
Top article is complaining about Bezos. Idiots going after one of their own.
1 snallygaster 2018-11-14
The idea that it's inappropriate to criticize or dislike people who are on your 'side' is one of the things that's destroying American politics. It's worrisome that you think that it is somehow a bad thing.
1 rnjbond 2018-11-14
I agree with you.
But put it in the sense of /r/politics that treats everything as a team sport, deletes or heavily down votes everything pro Trump, and follows a narrative. Bezos is not only against Trump, but owns the Washington Post, the source of half the articles they post there.
1 snallygaster 2018-11-14
Hey, if they have enough of a brain left to criticize at least one person who believes in the same things that they do, then maybe there's some hope. It means that they're not completely willing to step in line, even for somebody who owns a major left-leaning publication.
1 mrsuns10 2018-11-14
What a surprise. REEEEEtards in panic
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-11-14
Why did we ever think r/politics would make excuses when they could just Pravda the whole thing?
1 Strictlybutters 2018-11-14
Goddamnit I don’t want to cape for fucking r/politics but this meme took off from t_d and is total bullshit. r/politics has like at least a dozen threads on it including this one on the front page.
Literally takes a barely functioning retard to fact check it.
1 ofthrees 2018-11-14
I'm sure TD loved it and took off with it, but they actually were deleting threads. Definitely not a meme. Mine was one of them; and the mod who nuked mine nuked at least six or seven others.
1 canteen_boy 2018-11-14
"Lefty" here.
Fuck 'im. He's a grown up, let him deal with the consequences.
1 snallygaster 2018-11-14
Yeah, given what happened when the years-beloved Al Franken was caught being a bad boy, I don't think many people are going to justify what he did or defend him. Plus it seems like his excessive attention-whoring has been souring public opinion lately.
1 whoatethekidsthen 2018-11-14
Dude got way to comfortable in the spotlight
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-11-14
I'm actually still amazed at what happened to franken
1 snallygaster 2018-11-14
Same; he was definitely being groomed to run for prez or at least VP, and it all came crashing down on him within a matter of days. It's actually pretty impressive that he was disowned without too much hesitation. It would have been a great way for the dems to start positioning themselves as the 'party of morals' too, if that kind of thing even mattered anymore.
1 kanatakon 2018-11-14
Man, I can't believe you're making me feel bad for Al Franken.
I may be forgetting all of this in a drunken stooper, but wasn't it literally just a pick of him pretending to honk some honkers? Like did he actually do anything?
1 nybbas 2018-11-14
Well, if you lean more right than left, you would totally agree that what he did might have been in bad taste, but nothing close to something you should resign over. Unfortunately though, when you are a part of the group that calls for peoples heads for doing this kind of stuff, there are bigger repercussions.
1 snallygaster 2018-11-14
What Franken did may be small scale, but it would get somebody fired immediately from any half-decent white-collar job; it should absolutely disqualify somebody from having a major part in running the country. The 'honk honk' thing is only one of the transgressions he was accused of. That shit's excusable when the person doing it's like 13 years old, but adults should know better than to commit any form of sexual assault, and those who do shouldn't be in office. The fact that he even found it okay to do these things suggests that he was drunk on power or hubris. And the fact that you would be okay with somebody in office committing any form of sexual assault is disturbing.
1 kanatakon 2018-11-14
Wait, he was actually honking them? I thought the picture was of him play acting. Which, while still retarded, is markedly different.
1 snallygaster 2018-11-14
How would you feel if a respected actor put his hand over your balls and pretended to squeeze them on cam?
1 nybbas 2018-11-14
Honest to god, I would think it was funny.
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-11-14
Yes, but any reasonable person would find this funny. I don't understand how they wouldn't at all. Their life must be so hard.
1 Che_Gueporna 2018-11-14
See, this is the where a lot of this shit fails for me.
It feels like dudes and chicks just have this radically different idea of what reasonable behavior and responses are.
Like personally, if a rich and famous actor did that to me, my reaction would be to laugh. And even if i didn't think it was funny, or the guy came off as being actually interested in my dick, my response still wouldn't be to think of it as a sexual assault or harrassment. I'd just tell him to get off my dick. Now if he kept doing that repeatedly, then we'd have a problem.
It just feels like the normal understanding that I grew up with is that people try different shit, and that's ok. And if you personally aren't cool with it, then it's your responsibility to speak up and make your boundaries clear. Cause other people ain't mindreaders, everyone's personal boundaries are different, and feeling out each other's limit is part of being human, and especially part of being friends.
But it really, really feels like women by and large have a very different understanding.
1 QinEmperor 2018-11-14
No he wasn’t. Don’t let this retard make you think that Frankenstein did anything worse than a stupid joke.
1 1999-2017 2018-11-14
Maybe google it. It's literally that easy
1 kanatakon 2018-11-14
tell me off harder daddy
1 Cuckmeister 2018-11-14
It was literally a Kavanaugh situation. Except he was accused by a few women of touching their butts or kissing them or something rather than frat boy rape. News agencies all repeatedly showed that silly photo of him hoverhanding because that's pretty much the only actual evidence against him, like Brett's gay calendar. Democrats were angry at him because they believe women, and Republicans were also mad because they believe women if they are accusing Democrats, so he got pressured into resigning.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-11-14
There was more when they were by themselves with him forcing her to make out with him to "rehearse" for some skit.
1 ___-III----III-___ 2018-11-14
Uh, they did position themselves that way and got Doug Jones elected. +1 Senate seat for 6yrs was worth Franken's political career apparently
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-11-14
Wrong that was a special election and he'll have to fight in 2020
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2018-11-14
Dems have actually positioned themselves p well as the party of morals tbqh. The contrast in handling Franklin vs Trump and that kid diddler did really well. They were only dragged down a bit a constant stream of peripheral public figures getting #metooed. Ironically I think it was actually avenettis gangrape contribution to the kav hearing that took most of the wind out of those sails.
Being the party of morals isnt worth as much as it was not long ago, true, but it's still worth a lot
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-11-14
Roger Stone's magnum ops before getting betrayed by his cuck partners and ending up in Florence, Colorado.
1 NoChickswithDicks 2018-11-14
Feminism. Never even once, smh.
Really, if the left wasn't basically just a cult of womanhood at this point, none of that would have happened. But you can't make it a sin to ever offend a woman, and then not act on it when one of your own does it.
1 charcharmunro 2018-11-14
Literally the only person I've heard of saying he's a likely candidate for 2020 is Ben Shapiro, so I dunno why people thought we were fawning all over him.
1 snallygaster 2018-11-14
All there needs to be for something like this to spread is one high-profile person saying it or somebody saying it in a place like /pol/ and others repeating it.
1 tathrowaway666 2018-11-14
Thought he was pretty high on the odds for dem candidates as well
1 roofied_elephant 2018-11-14
Leftie checking in. No, I’m literally a leftie. Not literally too, but literally too. He should’ve known better than to do dumb shit after getting in the spotlight like he did. I mean shit, even I know that his every fart would be scrutinized for years to come, and now this? He fucked himself good.
1 Astrodomine 2018-11-14
The left didn't really like him either
1 ihopeitsnormal 2018-11-14
The left is saying since his experience-wife released a statement saying he didn't beat her that he's innocent
Then LAPD said on Twitter "nah fam this nigga got booked for domestic violence"
And TMZ updated their article to say he beat a woman but it wasn't his ex-wife
So who knows how this will end?
1 Ranilen 2018-11-14
Def want a link to that tweet.
1 ihopeitsnormal 2018-11-14
I don't normally find sources for redditards...
https://mobile.twitter.com/LAPDHQ/status/1062858851618156544
Posted ten minutes after Avenattis ex-wife saying it wasn't her
1 Ranilen 2018-11-14
Man, that's weak sauce. Not even close to
which would have been amazing.
1 IrNinjaBob 2018-11-14
Wait, I am confused how those are at all different. It is them confirming they arrested him for domestic violence. "Being booked" is the process a person goes through after being arrested.
1 Ranilen 2018-11-14
If those sets of words look identical to you, I don't know what to say.
1 ihopeitsnormal 2018-11-14
They look the same
1 Ranilen 2018-11-14
I don't know what to say.
1 Trudy_Wiegel 2018-11-14
Are you so fucking retarded you thought lapd would tweet out nigga and fam?
1 Ranilen 2018-11-14
IT'S CALLED HOPE MOTHER FUCKER
1 ihopeitsnormal 2018-11-14
I mean they literally responded 9 minutes after she tried to get him out of it. If that's not aware Idk what is
1 ihopeitsnormal 2018-11-14
Look at this scrub never being arrested 😂😂😂
1 Ranilen 2018-11-14
Only for solicitation.
1 ihopeitsnormal 2018-11-14
Not even that. Nothing
1 Potatoe_away 2018-11-14
Twitter is hilarious right now.
1 Kzooguy69 2018-11-14
Why would a "leftie" justify hitting a women? Since when is domestic violence a left vs right thing now?
1 telandrias 2018-11-14
Ever since male feminists have been been found to cause over 90% of sexual assaults and rapes.
1 Osterion 2018-11-14
Definitely some conspiratorial suggestions in this chain
1 ConfuseTheJews 2018-11-14
Police also mentioned that his wife is said to be a slow learner, and he was helping her out
According to Avenatti, her two black eyes were because "he had to tell her something twice"
1 TheCodexx 2018-11-14
"tt's the Trump administration making fake accusations" will probably be the go-to. Nevermind that it's basically just "muh deep state" with a new coat of paint, or that yesterday Trump was too incompetent to tie his own shoes; today he's orchestrated a takedown of a potential rival. It's a coup! The Russians probably were contracted to do it! Won't somebody save the republic?!
1 snallygaster 2018-11-14
It's kind of interesting that you made a prediction about a future reaction to an event, then started ranting about it as if it actually happened already. Can't you at least wait until something actually happens before getting mad about it?
1 Strictlybutters 2018-11-14
Lefties think Avenatti is a carpet bagging faggot contrary to the straw man you’ve created in your mind
1 LadyVetinari 2018-11-14
Tbf is it even newsworthy if a Republican hits a woman 🤔
1 mcslibbin 2018-11-14
it's a tautology
1 froibo 2018-11-14
It's hilarious how you guys think we defend any loosely affiliated scum bag like we were Republicans or something.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-11-14
Radical centrist here. She deserved it and he should be castrated.
1 GillbergsAdvocate 2018-11-14
His ex-wifes lawyer already came out and said the story is bullshit.
1 Time_to_Drink 2018-11-14
You can here it now? Ok sweaty.
Imagine not being able to hear👂 things in this day and age. 🖖🤘👇🤞
1 OniTan 2018-11-14
Show me the bloody face.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-11-14
It’s all over for Avenatticels!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-14
😭😭😭
1 Redactor0 2018-11-14
Someone's been ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■) Ave-naughty.
1 HelpfulHospital6 2018-11-14
We can be certain that he is the chosen one to face Daddy in 20/20. This preliminary K/O is going to boost his odds big time.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2018-11-14
Warren: sociopath who can't stop telling people she is a Native American
Bernie: cucked by DNC
Biden: Creepy
Booker: Spartacus
Hillary: Hillary
I think Avenatti is still their #1
1 PlatavsPlomo 2018-11-14
Want about Niña Pinta Santa Maria Ocasio Cortez???
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2018-11-14
She'll have to fight with "Beto" over who can be the rich latino candidate that unironically advocates for socialism.
1 SexyTaft 2018-11-14
the ideology it stings
1 Rum114 2018-11-14
/> AOC
/> rich
pick one
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2018-11-14
I mean she lives in New York and wears shit like this.
She could at least try to pretend to be a "common" person.
1 Rum114 2018-11-14
it wasn’t even her clothes ffs, it was a photo shoot
and she’s a fucking bartender, she doesn’t make much money. of all the places on reddit, this should be the one the recognizes just how shit money bartenders make, seeing as bartenders are the only people that will ever talk to drama user irl
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2018-11-14
She ain't a bartender anymore my dude, she's pulling in a cool $180 thou per year now.
That's not the point. The point is that she is the type of person to change into $3,500 worth of clothes for a photoshoot. I wonder how she will be in congress with "donations" from corporations.
1 Rum114 2018-11-14
....you do realize that she will only make 170k a year, /starting/ in january because that’s when she takes office.
and of course it ruins her commie credibility, but she was never one anyways. she is a Democratic that prefers spices on her food instead of just salt.
1 mysticalmisogynistic 2018-11-14
I'm surprised I've never heard anyone use his real moniker, Beta.
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-14
Imagine thinking Beto of all people is a socialist.
1 NatieB 2018-11-14
She won't be old enough to run in 2020
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-11-14
She's old enough to sit on my cock.
1 modern_rabbit 2018-11-14
Oh gawd please if there is a god make daddy run against "Two Jobs" Cortez
1 charcharmunro 2018-11-14
I mean I'll take Richard Ojeda but he's not getting any coverage.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-14
Bloomberg's got it in the bag
1 inittowinit777 2018-11-14
Didn’t get the Booker one lol
1 AwanBros 2018-11-14
He made an attention whooring speech and tried to compare himself to Michael Douglas.
1 6chan 2018-11-14
I dunno man, Trump still seems worse. Or Kavanaugh, or McConnell or whoever else on the GOP side.
1 mcslibbin 2018-11-14
how is warren a sociopath?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-11-14
That's a joke right? Sure she's no more of a sociopath than Trump, but she is definitely a sociopath.
1 mcslibbin 2018-11-14
I honestly think neither of those people are sociopaths?
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-11-14
I think most people in politics are sociopaths
1 -Kite-Man- 2018-11-14
Well, you're wrong.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-11-14
Grab em by the pussy?
Nah
Punch em in the kisser
1 fxcknorthkorea 2018-11-14
Nice.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-14
The fist is his client list
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-11-14
wtf
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-14
https://www.businessinsider.com/gloria-allred-roger-mcdowell-baseball-bat-simulate-sex-press-conference-2011-4
1 zenicaone 2018-11-14
we have a fair share of characters here in europe, but america is something else in this regards.
whole country is best tv reality show ever.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-14
Step up ur game yurofags
1 zenicaone 2018-11-14
30 languages (or whatever the number is) is quite the obstacle to follow what main weirdos around europe are doing.
I sometimes wish that Germany had won WWI and WWII
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-14
Found the cucked germoid 😂😂😂
1 zenicaone 2018-11-14
mutti merkel uber alles
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-14
I'm sorry. I don't speak loser.
1 zenicaone 2018-11-14
I know.
1 russellgreer 2018-11-14
Me too, unironically.
1 Pro_Extent 2018-11-14
Winning WWI would mean it never happened
1 UrMumsMyPassword 2018-11-14
A giant German Empire reaching from Belgium to Poland would've definitely been involved in a few more wars. I'd be surprised if they stopped at only one world war.
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-11-14
There wouldnt be WWII if the germans won WWI
1 zenicaone 2018-11-14
you must be the smart one in the family
1 WeWuzKANG5 2018-11-14
I have no source, but we totally invented reality tv.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-14
No (((we))) did
1 Quietus42 2018-11-14
This is the real redpill.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-11-14
HAWT😍🍆💦
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-14
ayyy lmaooo
1 Women-Warriors 2018-11-14
This just goes to show you that males regardless of what political affiliation they belong to or who they're representing will engage in violence against women when given the opportunity.
1 IFuckedZoeQuinn 2018-11-14
Will u be my gf?
1 Women-Warriors 2018-11-14
Yes first send me video of you cutting off your testicles and phallus with a set of nail clippers and I'll consider it.
1 inittowinit777 2018-11-14
That is the most incredibly painful thing I have ever imagined. Taking a dump right now and I literally winced, puckered up a little too tee hee
1 SuitableHippo999 2018-11-14
pmd
1 UBIisLazy 2018-11-14
True 🤔
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-11-14
Tbf most of the time they deserve it. Foids never shut up and can never make up their mind.
1 Women-Warriors 2018-11-14
You're a fucking piece of shit!
1 AwanBros 2018-11-14
Nasty woman
1 Wraith_GraveSpell 2018-11-14
See this just further proves my point. Wmen are irrational violent beings and whte w*men are the most entitled, privileged class to exist. We've allowed them to become like helpless children because society constantly coddles them.
1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-11-14
Did it ever really begin?
1 mysticalmisogynistic 2018-11-14
I'm just fucking glad that fucking dems will stop floating him as a possible presidential candidate, or even politician.
Right wing: Let's get a TV president
Left: Haha that's terrible
>Gets TV president
Left: Let's get a TV lawyer president
Right: Haha that's terrible
...
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-11-14
Hannity watcher detected. OUT! OUT! OUT!
1 RandolphCox 2018-11-14
literally from tucker's sjhow and not hannity you fucking retard. youre banned from my thread
1 MrGoodieMob 2018-11-14
That might be worse
1 masterstick8 2018-11-14
How dare you, Tucker is a god
1 MrGoodieMob 2018-11-14
Oh honey
1 mcslibbin 2018-11-14
I didn't know those bow tie rapists had a god
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-11-14
Tucker is dumb as hell
1 masterstick8 2018-11-14
Explain
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-11-14
He's disingenuous in his framing and knows it. His arguments fall apart with the feignest scrutiny. He's like if William F Buckley had a stroke and third stage neuro syphilis and still couldn't make a coherent, non party line, point on his stupid ass show.
1 HeftyHovercraft 2018-11-14
he is much better off his show in debates and interviews. he's an entertainer when on his show and definitely obfuscates issues and talks over his guests
how can you not like his interview with avenatti though
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-11-14
He's only "good" when he controls every aspect. I've seen him debate and yes he's a cariacture on his show but to say he does well is blatantly absurd. Once he can't gish gallop or horde time he gets embarrassed by more knowledgeable and prepared people.
He's another idiot that got the foot in the door from his daddy and failed upward.
1 MrGoodieMob 2018-11-14
Both of you need a hobby if youre watching tucker carlson and arent baby boomers
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-11-14
Tucker "I'm asking an honest question here" Carlson, greatest orator of our time
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-11-14
On the other hand, at least Tucker Carlson can spell.
Advantage: Carlson.
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-11-14
Sorry I'm on a phone but I do know how to spell "sod off" with extreme accuracy.
So sod off
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-11-14
Wow, rude!
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-14
He still trying to get over the fact that he got BTFO by Jon Stewart back in the day
1 Warbring3r 2018-11-14
What's funny is Jon Stewart got his floundering HBO show cancelled while the bowtie has the #1 news show in 2018. lol
1 MargarineIsEvil 2018-11-14
That's not much of an achievement in a nation of retards.
1 Warbring3r 2018-11-14
All I’m sayin is tuck cucked lebowitz lol
1 MargarineIsEvil 2018-11-14
Steward demolished him intellectually
1 Warbring3r 2018-11-14
>Reddit.txt.
Imagine believing this while you gargle Stewart's balls. All Stewart did was take one of the few shows where conservatives and liberals argued and debated (and not in a strawman way), and got it killed, to cheers and applause. Fuck Jon Stewart, he ruined America with The Daily Smug far more than Crossfire ever did. And I say that as someone who loved the Daily Show before I couldn't stand how far up its own ass it became.
1 snallygaster 2018-11-14
This is somehow worse than being a fan of youtube sketch comedians
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-14
Is the appeal that he still looks like a freshman college Republican even though he's 50?
1 HermeticEvolan 2018-11-14
If the shoe fits
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-11-14
✅ Creepy
✅ Porn
✅ Lawyer
I’m not seeing the issue here
1 TrailerParkBride 2018-11-14
It's been Hannity's name for the guy since the whole Stormy Daniels thing broke. He and all of his guests only refer to him as such.
It's not incorrect, but it does betray OP as a Hannity watcher, and therefore a likely DDF candidate.
1 rnjbond 2018-11-14
Nah, I don't watch Hannity at all and I've heard that nickname so many times.
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-11-14
which part is inaccurate?
1 gracchusBaby 2018-11-14
Have you ever heard of a meme, brother?
1 Allanon_2020 2018-11-14
Violent porn lawyer better?
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-11-14
Angry smut barrister
Pissy prurient counselor
Sinister skinflick shyster
Lawless adult content litigator
1 brocioli 2018-11-14
Wow you sure are upset 😂
1 Snakeyez 2018-11-14
We all are. People are going to think America is fucked up.
1 brocioli 2018-11-14
I’m beginning to think I’m bullying a literal autist and your 8 year old reddit account isn’t helping.
1 Snakeyez 2018-11-14
I don't know man. Last thing I remember is Boxxy and something about a spork.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-14
Boxxy? Who the fuck is Boxxy?
I thought Cracky-chan held the hearts of the youths
1 22333444455555666666 2018-11-14
being involved with femoids in 2018
when, WHEN will people learn
1 RandolphCox 2018-11-14
just realized the fuckin typoi in my fuckin title. my fucking 1 chance for a hot story and i fuckin ruined it. i fucking suck. why god? why must i get too excited and mispell shit?
1 matike 2018-11-14
Imma repost it with proper spelling I swear on my mum
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-14
Performance anxiety smdh
1 sevp 2018-11-14
it's over for ironycels
1 whenweriiide 2018-11-14
Everyone knows you're drunk, even though you're trying your best to hide it. We all know.
1 ExilesReturn 2018-11-14
You sound like my wife.
1 wisty 2018-11-14
Apparently he'd kicked her out, security let her back in, and he then claims she hit him first. On the one hand, she may have started it. On the other, men know damn well they can't get away with "equal rights, equal lefts", it's like if a black guy gets involved in a fight in the Deep South, in the 1970s. Just don't be a tard and keep your nose clean, how hard is it?
1 RandolphCox 2018-11-14
gussy is impervious to anything a bussy can do
1 Ranilen 2018-11-14
Gussy has a way of shutting the whole thing down.
1 Aivias 2018-11-14
Maybe if men did slap the shit out of a few women who have deluded themselves into believing they are physically equal to men they might think twice about engaging in violence as a group.
1 HeftyHovercraft 2018-11-14
this is the slightly better title
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-11-14
"I did not her its not true its bullshit i did not hit her i did NAHT" - Michael Avenatti
1 rnjbond 2018-11-14
Oh hai Donald
1 HeftyHovercraft 2018-11-14
this won't be that entertaining because I don't think liberals will actually care that much. that dude was trying way too hard
1 RandolphCox 2018-11-14
thats how it always goes but the constant gloating from ddf will make the left care. then when someone on the right beats their wife the left will do it.
1 HeftyHovercraft 2018-11-14
that's true hopefully daddy and his boys can gets some good bantz in and rile up the left
1 canteen_boy 2018-11-14
Liberal here.
Fuck him. Once you do this kind of shit, you're fair game.
Go nuts, T_D.
1 IDFSHILL 2018-11-14
Right, lol. The only people you see dying on a hill defend proven abusers = the DDF.
1 canteen_boy 2018-11-14
Can confirm. he's never exactly been a hero.
1 d4ddyd54m4 2018-11-14
/r/politics mods are going ape shit
1 Wildera 2018-11-14
I see tons of posts and the whole community shitting on the dude, why even pay attention to that sub? Liberals honestly don't care about the dude, just like his attack dog style
1 Potatoe_away 2018-11-14
I don’t man, so e of them wanted him to run for president 😂
1 ugongitbuttraped 2018-11-14
Plot Twist: Avenatti’s wife has a horse face, he grabbed her roughly by the pussy, and paid her to shut up about it
1 CordialCalamity 2018-11-14
Most flattering story to date involving this guy tbh.
1 HeftyHovercraft 2018-11-14
have to say though I was hoping he would stay relevant a little longer for the drama but this is a good way to go
1 majopa989 2018-11-14
lol /r/politics is deleting every thread mentioning this
1 VALIS666 2018-11-14
It's so fun right now sorting by new and refreshing and watching those threads get nuked one by one for being "off topic." 🤣 God, what a bunch of cowards.
1 FearOfBees 2018-11-14
https://i.imgur.com/cUFtT1b.png
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-14
lol fag
1 FearOfBees 2018-11-14
its from the donald so
1 VioletBroregarde 2018-11-14
Can you post links (not screenshots)? I wanna believe.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-11-14
He can’t because he’s a liar. Vermont Dems cancel Avenatti events after arrest
There is more than enough reasons and resistards to make fun of in the r/politics circle jerk than having the need to resort to making shit up.
1 umar4812 2018-11-14
Literally one post. All the others about him actually being arrested are gone.
1 PM_ME_YOUR_DARKNESS 2018-11-14
There's plenty:
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/9x5q69/michael_avenattis_past_wont_stop_him_from_running/
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/9x6q72/democrats_get_cold_feet_on_michael_avenatti_after/
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/9xbr4o/michael_avenattis_rise_and_fall_from_media/
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/9x5zuc/the_latest_vermont_dems_cancel_avenatti_events/
There are a ton of reasons to make fun of /r/politics. This ain't it.
1 Wildera 2018-11-14
What's the obsession with whatever /r/politics does? If you guys don't take the sub seriously like most of us, ignore the hell out of it. Seesh
1 Arbych33f 2018-11-14
do people still claim /r/politics isn't Daddy's counterpart on this accursed site
1 awataurne 2018-11-14
I think because it was a longer and slower process than The_Daddy's rise that some of them struggle to see it.
1 mrsuns10 2018-11-14
Its a great day when /r/politics is having a retarded meltdown
1 Strictlybutters 2018-11-14
R/Politics is the big gay but why is you lyyyynin
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/9x5stg/vermont_dems_cancel_avenatti_events_after_arrest/
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/9x5zuc/the_latest_vermont_dems_cancel_avenatti_events/
https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/9x5q69/michael_avenattis_past_wont_stop_him_from_running/
And there’s more but you get the idea
1 majopa989 2018-11-14
Those threads are about the cancellation of dem events not about Avenetti getting arrested.
When I made that post 0 of the threads you provided were submitted.
You are a faggot
1 Strictlybutters 2018-11-14
Looool
Sure
Big time faggot 👌
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-11-14
Accusing Ed as an npc is newbie stuff.
We all know it's just lines of python that won our hearts
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-14
HE MAD LMAO 😂👏😂👏😂👏
1 majopa989 2018-11-14
u mad
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-14
https://i.imgur.com/aks7kxV.png
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-14
BUT WHAT ABOUT MY CRUMBLING NARRATIVE?? 😭😭😭
1 Strictlybutters 2018-11-14
DAE R/REDACTED = TD 🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 MobileFixBot 2018-11-14
r/REDACTED
love from r/foundthemobileuser
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-14
DAE 🦄♻️️👞 THEORY AMIRITE???
1 loganparker420 2018-11-14
Well it's not politics though. No party involved is a politician. It's just news.
1 majopa989 2018-11-14
Something can be political without including a politician. Fucking retard.
1 loganparker420 2018-11-14
How's this political though? And why so toxic?
1 majopa989 2018-11-14
Because you are serious posting on /r/drama fag
1 BIknkbtKitNwniS 2018-11-14
The Deep State was working for Trump all along 🤔
1 jjj324 2018-11-14
/r/politics is deleting every single post about this 30 seconds after it is posted. This is ep*c
1 whoatethekidsthen 2018-11-14
This is good for dramacoin
1 VALIS666 2018-11-14
This is "gay hating Republican senator caught in the bathroom getting head from a twink" levels of great.
1 Snakeyez 2018-11-14
One step beneath
Level of entertaining.
1 SeattleFingers 2018-11-14
lmao
1 I-hate-trump 2018-11-14
We all know she had it coming.
1 jorio 2018-11-14
Sidebar.
1 MostSensualPrimate 2018-11-14
Rememer when Trump supporters were saying "where is the evidence" for Kavanaugh just a few weeks ago? Why aren't they waiting for evidence?
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-11-14
I'll take "bad faith arguments from right wing iodine deficient posters" for $800 Alex
1 a19761939 2018-11-14
goitercels btfo
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2018-11-14
The evidence is he was fucking arrested you mong.
1 a19761939 2018-11-14
hillocrats btfo
1 Van-Diemen 2018-11-14
Blomftards might be dumb, but even they didn't come up with #believewomen
Live by the sword, die by the sword. No sympathy here lel.
1 a19761939 2018-11-14
As a feminist and an ardent liberal, I stand by a woman's right to choose rape and abuse.
1 blooddidntwork 2018-11-14
Innocent until proven guilty right Mike?
1 HebrewHeadwear 2018-11-14
I downvoted this and all your comments op 😈
1 jorio 2018-11-14
Goddamn it! His wife is denying...
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/claudiarosenbaum/michael-avenatti-arrested
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-14
🍿🍿🍿😋
1 BonoboZilla 2018-11-14
Avenatti's wife finding out that she's a cuck lol
1 MrGoodieMob 2018-11-14
Tbh this is bad for dramacoin
Him fighting with Daddy was great content
1 Cycloptichorn 2018-11-14
HAHAHA
THE PLOT THICKENS
https://twitter.com/passantino/status/1062856614657515520
1 Natasha_Fatale_Woke 2018-11-14
"She hit me first."
A 47 year old man said this.
1 NAmember81 2018-11-14
So far the whole story has been debunked except for the arrest part.
Supposedly his wife was kicked out and Guard was with her and now all those details are gone and his wife says she hasn’t even seen Avenatti be physically violent.
1 UBIisLazy 2018-11-14
It wasn't his wife, it was some other bitch he was fucking
1 capsicumshot 2018-11-14
lol the incel trash at r/unpopularopinion just talked about this today. Sexy.
1 ltsSugar 2018-11-14
Michael Venti Latte is gonna experience some unwanted shots of Mocha. 😱😱😱
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-14
Lol
1 rnjbond 2018-11-14
https://mobile.twitter.com/surefireintel/status/1062843160663998465?s=21
Lol wut
1 Whaddaulookinat 2018-11-14
Jesus... This kid really wants to go prison for a while.
1 SeattleFingers 2018-11-14
What is this?
1 IllegitimateLiteracy 2018-11-14
The dumbass who tried to pay a woman to accuse Mueller is claiming credit for the arrest.
1 AlecOzzyHillPitas 2018-11-14
I hope to god this is a setup and they’re actually that retarded - why the FUCK would anyone publish this tweet. In any circumstance whatsoever. I am beyond baffled.
1 mrsuns10 2018-11-14
Now that IS Irony!
1 NAmember81 2018-11-14
His wife says it wasn’t her.
1 bunkerman11 2018-11-14
Both wives apparently.
How many wives and girlfriends does this dude have?
1 NAmember81 2018-11-14
I don’t think he’s Mormon so just one wife.
I think the confusion is that the initial reports were saying anything from ex wife, estranged wife, wife etc.
But he is still technically married, the divorced was filed in 2017 and it isn’t complete yet.
1 x_takeittothelimit_x 2018-11-14
DUDE
1 heavenlytoaster 2018-11-14
A true male feminist.
1 _narrows 2018-11-14
Haaaaahahahahahaha
1 AnnArchist 2018-11-14
2020 Democratic Presidential hopeful arrested for defending himself from contract employee
1 egalroc 2018-11-14
If he switches parties now he'll be a shoe-in for the republican nomination. They like fighters. It'll be a bonus if he grabbed her by the pussy.
1 Osterion 2018-11-14
Is this a meme, or did people really want him to run?
1 AnnArchist 2018-11-14
They want anyone who attacks the god emperor to run
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-14
💞Tay👸🏼/Lorde👸🏻💞 2020 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
1 LadyVetinari 2018-11-14
Only if they promise to appoint Azealia as Secretary of State and Kanye as Secretary of Defense.
Bonus if Anita Sarkeesian is appointed as head of the Ministry of Culture
1 MissionNobody 2018-11-14
Move over normies, Trump just announced Steve Bannon's successor as campaign manager
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-14
Over my dead buttery body!! 😤😤😤
Emma Stone as Secretary of State and Timothy Olyphant as Secretary of Defense (cause he's daddy asf 😍)
Walton Goggins as Press Secretary for White House tbh. Musk is a disgusting weeb.
Anita Sarkeesian as Chief of Staff 💜
1 MargarineIsEvil 2018-11-14
Seth Bullock on the case!
1 onewalleee 2018-11-14
His twitter account was full of people asking him to indict Trump, beat him in 2020 (which he was considering), and folks saying things like “MICHAEL PLEASE GIVE DON THE #BASTA-RD A PIPING HOT SERVING OF YOUR BASTAPASTA #BASTA #RESIST”
I hope he gets out soon so he can keep the tweets coming
1 AnnArchist 2018-11-14
Bastapasta? wtf that mean
1 onewalleee 2018-11-14
I think it’s sexual:
https://twitter.com/paul_vandermeer/status/1052082207500701696?s=21
💦 🍆
1 Osterion 2018-11-14
I was confused too. This article covers it.
Italians smh
1 JumbledFun 2018-11-14
Apparently that doofus Jacob Wohl is mixed up in it
1 Quietus42 2018-11-14
I'm not an Avenatti fan but Jacob "I thought framing the Special Counsel and former FBI director for sexual assault was a good idea" Wohl's fingerprints makes me question this allegation.
1 froibo 2018-11-14
Following Daddy's 2016 campaign, come on, show some originality.
1 froibo 2018-11-14
Sweet, I get to tell the head mod of r/Drama thanks for Kalil Mack.
1 AnnArchist 2018-11-14
Yw. Thanks for Joey bosa
1 Trollioo1 2018-11-14
"defending himself"
1 JeanJauresJr 2018-11-14
Relax guys...
It’s fake news...
https://twitter.com/passantino/status/1062856614657515520?s=20
1 bunkerman11 2018-11-14
The wife part is fake. Both of his wives say they're not the victim.
But it's real news that he's been arrested.
1 FrankVillain 2018-11-14
Porn for Tucker.
1 cragfar 2018-11-14
lol if he was roughing up some whore
1 SonyXboxNintendo13 2018-11-14
Male feminists. Every. Fucking. Time.
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-11-14
Oh fuck. I hate trump but this made my day
1 PureGold07 2018-11-14
You should be arrested for making a mistake in the title.
1 bunkerman11 2018-11-14
This is the kind of drama I live for.
1 Tytos_Lannister 2018-11-14
https://mediabiasfactcheck.com/tmz/
checking this website it seems to be a tabloid journal that's heavy on misinformation... i want to see Avenatti fall more than anyone but what about sharing credible news sources next timr?
1 bunkerman11 2018-11-14
https://www.apnews.com/a75d5e0924764ba59024806d0ce2977f
Him being arrested is legit.
But the victim wasn't either of his ex-wives.
1 Chukril 2018-11-14
TMZ takes their celeb news seriously and they never try to deep throat one side of the political spectrum. It’s probably America’s most neutral news source.
1 piplechef 2018-11-14
It is very fine. I’d believe TMZ over almost any news source, even the police.
1 The_Donaven 2018-11-14
Believe
Womenthe outcome of the fair and just legal process1 HeftyHovercraft 2018-11-14
voting for him now
1 GillbergsAdvocate 2018-11-14
The story was revealed to be bullshit. Being TMZ, I'm not surprised
1 Trudy_Wiegel 2018-11-14
No it wasn't lmao
1 GillbergsAdvocate 2018-11-14
So I guess the alleged victim is lying
1 Trudy_Wiegel 2018-11-14
The article has been updated and LAPD has confirmed his arrest, he was beating up some whore that was staying at his apt
1 loganparker420 2018-11-14
What's with the cringe title? I'm from /r/all
1 captainpriapism 2018-11-14
haha what i expected him to do some embarrassing ineffectual shit but not beat up his wife in a fit of rage
1 TheSteakKing 2018-11-14
I'll take a look at this later.
Whether he keeps his cool with "Nah, this is fake and I'll let a full investigation go through to prove it" or "Can we please, please stop now? It's been so long and they're getting uncomfortably close to proving me guilty so can they just finish it up?"
I find it to be a good indicator of innocence when you aren't getting worried about it as time goes on.
1 mohkohnsepicgun 2018-11-14
Your link took me into some kind of hell. Websites like that breed serial killers.
1 whoatethekidsthen 2018-11-14
So did Jacob Wohl weaponize a hipster coffee shop into framing creepy porn lawyer or what?
1 pisserpatterwater 2018-11-14
these couple weeks have been an absolute dramacoin surge.