Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

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But none of you broke boys own a Rolex. Humans are envious by nature. I have 3 Rolex’s it don’t matter to me. Show me yours 😂

The only people that give a shit about watches = insecure/low IQ boomers.

I actually agreed it lowered the value, maybe you forgot to read or are so blinded by anger that you are indeed a fool. Again avoiding my main question.

Show me your Rolex.

I don't have a Rolex because I'm not interested in wasting money on a useless, gaudy looking watch mainly owned by boomers that think they're impressive.

You disagreed that the value was lowered multiple times in that thread you mongoloid.

holy shit you are so easy to bait

literal autism

The fact you think this guy is baiting is hilarious.

he keeps calling you poor, talking about how many watches he owns, and saying he’s “winning” lol

you’re totally having an important debate with a very serious adversary

Gina, your direct care worker, IS SO PROUD OF YOU honey

Go read his post history you mongoloid.

desperately in denial that he could get baited

immediately defensive and butthurt at the slightest teasing

Shut the fuck up faggot.

lol

Don't worry about this nob jockey. I thinks it's another one of his alts or his secretary doing a spot of ambush posting for him. You can afford to do that kind of shit when you just brazenly wreck a Rolex.

yeah pizza shill is a faggot but you’re wrong on this one

Come on now. Every debate is important on reddit.

Nice sperg, retard.

Hey it’s the ugly virgin with a huge karma score, go outside bud maybe one day you’ll get laid

Hey, it's an angry guy on the internet that thinks anyone cares what he thinks.

I’m his friend in real life, notice how quick he replied this guy sits on Reddit all day. Get. A. Life. Get a girlfriend no ones gonna date you with that huge karma score lmfao

No you aren't, you deleted your account after being caught lying about your age 3x.

You're literally using reddit in an effort to pick up women and calling me a virgin?

Wew lad.

107,00 holy shit Reddit is all you have in life, seriously mate I’m concerned you need to go do something in life and contribute to society instead of promoting this mans watch

Imagine deleting your account then coming back on an alt and being this obvious.

Mate don’t worry about us look at yourself you reply instantly it’s obvious you’re a loser in real life and live in a virtual world to make yourself feel secure. With a score of 100,00 you proved you don’t have a life it’s gross

Again, everyone knows this is your alt. Go back to lying about your age and trying to pick up women on fucking /r/naples you degenerate.

Don't talk to my bf like that!

For what its worth I agree with you.

If someone offered me a regular rolex id pay regular rolex prices for it. If someone offered me a rolex with a custom Ferrari attachment, id probably pay for because it includes the car.

That being said. Diamonds are worthless unless they are colored:

https://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/1982/02/have-you-ever-tried-to-sell-a-diamond/304575/

With a score of 100,00 you proved you don’t have a life it’s gross

Don’t forget about u/IDFSHILL’s million+ karma as u/pizzashill. Oh, and molest I forget, ask him about the sidebar picture of the guy kissing his sister.

Without a doubt you are obese, got bullied in high school and never had sex before. Try finding a girl maybe you’ll live a better life than trolling on Reddit-

Someone is mad.

Creepy af to dig into someone’s personal life but when you have a score of 100,00 you really don’t have a life except for the virtual world

How did I dig into anything you mentally ill boomertard, you listed 3 different ages in the timespan of 2 months.

It took me 20 seconds to prove you a moron. Do you even know how the internet works? Go take your one a day and leave this game to the youths.

Awwww you’re so mad are you gonna cry fat boy :( I’m busy go play somewhere

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What?

Without a doubt you are obese, got bullied in high school and never had sex before.

lmao, thing is you could probably say this about most of r/drama and be right. But Pizzashill is not fat and is pictured with a woman 🤢 in the top right corner of the subreddit.

Btw, the OP said thanks for promoting his watch 🙏

Imagine being this delusional.

Hello, I just saw this watch because of this Reddit posting and thought it looked really neat. Do you know where the owner bought it or if they’d be willing to establish contact with me here online? I’d like to purchase it for my grandson for Christmas. I just learned that he is “trans” so want to show my support with a respectable feminine watch that he can show off to his friends. Please let me know at your soonest convenience.

Affectionately Yours, /u/stalejokesunlimited

Your watch is ugly just like you

⏱💎⏱💎⏱!!ROLEX GUY !!⏱💎⏱💎⏱ How’s it going buddy! I thought we lost you, old bean. The man. The myth. The Mong. Which wrist are you wearing your watch on today? Do you wear it on your ankle when it’s a hot day in Naples and you pop on your salmon coloured shorts?

Why does everyone keep thinking that rolex and bling in general is a "boomer" activity. That shit has always been 10x more popular and prominent with youth than older gens, especially teenagers who like to make eachother jealous.

Its more the case than ever with this new generation where mega popular YouTube influencers like RiceGum or the Paul brothers actively promote those brands and those attitudes.

Yeah, Youtube has a lot of young "influencers", but even Youtube is pretty old when it comes to watches. Lots of semi-retired old men.

Apparently rolexs keep their value p well

Listen you and your virgin Reddit buddies can all get together but the hate is coming from one person, it’s actually hilarious keep hating on me broke boyyyyy

Yeah, clearly we're the virgins and not the manlet that thinks a watch adds value to his life or impresses anyone other than other dumb ass boomers.

What's hilarious is I know he's an old fuck because he's been 3 different ages in the last month:

I (23) don’t know what to do with her (20) (self.relationship_advice) submitted 1 month ago by ZamasuFused

Here he's 23 asking for relationship advice.

25 M here need help getting away from the old people (self.Naples_FL) submitted 4 months ago by ZamasuFused to r/Naples_FL

Here here's 25 trying to "get away from the old people." This is a common tactic you see older boomer men try, they think they can pass for younger than they are. This was likely an attempt to trick some 20 year old foid.

Singles? (self.Naples_FL) submitted 1 month ago by Zamasu

Old people town with everyone in relationships 😒 I just wanted to know how many people are single that live here? 26 M here.

Here he's 26 and trying the same exact scam.

Another giveaway is that no one under 65 lives in Naples, FL

Naples, FL

Yikes

Naples more like Nipples

ikr??

Almost worse than Naples, IT

Holy shit you went full israel on him lol

Pizzashill has redeemed himself

Is that actually him?

Yes

Pizzashill^TM brand autism. Tis a beautiful thing.

Singles?

It's over for Boomercels

Lmao that hairy ass hambeast of an arm is not early to mid 20s.

If it is he’s the poorest maintained 20 yo in America.

lmao I think you made him delete his account

🔥🔥🔥🌶🌶🌶

Damm, he managed to be the most retarded poster in a thread containing pizzashill

Lmao you guys are hateful broke bunch huh? Upload a pic of yourself

Imagine being a boomer pretending to be a twenty year old on reddit to talk to women anonymous on the internet. Then deleting your account when busted, and coming back with an alt bc your life is just that pathetic. Take your Rolex and hit the showers to hose down those hairy arms, hot rod.

You first amerimutt

Watches are retarded. My phone is an infinitely better watch than your Rolex. Prove me wrong, chonocels.

Analog watches are one of the few only old school things I like. The mechanisms inside are mesmerising. The feel is different. I never specially liked digital watches tbh.

I'm not a fuckboy as the lolcow, it's personal preference kinda like books and e-readers. I use my phone clock too (as an alarm lmao).

It's also been a fashion accesory for a long time.

If I were going to have some retro mechanical gadget, I'd rather have an astrolabe.

Why not?

I mean, both analog and digital are a-ok. I just prefer analog since I grew around them. I had a teacher at uni who had a pocket watch.

Cheap casio digital watch is a game changer.

I know a few gen x'ers

Rolex with added factory diamonds. For the man with money but lacking in taste and panache. I can only wonder at the beautiful timepiece you could have bought for the price of that nightclub owner looking gaudy thing. I love how your alt got called out as well. Does your alt wear this watch on the opposite wrist lol.

Notice how they all spew insults at me and try to belittle me with their petty opinions but try so hard to change the subject and distract by not showing their Rolex (which none of them have) definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting a different result.

In away, I must say FairPlay to you if you can afford 3 real Rolex obviously you must be a member of Club Cheddar if you can but those kind of watches remind me of this to be honest. I'm more of Philippe Patek or Romain Jerome kind of guy. .....but forget that for a moment. Own up, you made another account to argue the guy you were having drama with. I can understand why! You paid a mint for the watch and the custom bezel and you feel slighted that you didn't get the respect that you thought you deserve for the timepiece. That is totally understandable, no problemo. I will give you maximum respect (and I will sent you my old Disney Timex) if you own up. Go on, lad. Big mans wear Rolex and big manz own up to alts.

this is what I was waiting for lmao. He totally made an alt and just expected no one to notice

Jewelry is ugly

Not as ugly as tats and easier to remove. (You're right, though.)

Buying a watch in 2018 that can’t even post emojis is unbelievably retarded boomer shit

I think that Rolex is really nice. How much was it retail?

Unironically wearing a diamond watch in 2k18 is the epitome of kitsch.

I have this Rolex with original dial and an even nicer silver one.

I don't care at all about them, they were just stupid gifts my watch obsessed retard dad got me as a kid.

It's at my dad's house, I'm gonna photo and get them valued now after seeing how much they can sell for.

I can give you a Timex and a £10 voucher for Greggs if you need to get rid of it fast.

Lol no, I'd rather keep them if I can't get at least a grand for both.

Keep the best one. Get it serviced. Enjoy it then pass it on to your kids.

He should stick it up his butt to remind him of his dad.

https://i.imgur.com/mrqQ6Ch.jpg

I don't think they are Rolex anymore, I remember the silver one, and maybe the one with the same strap as the OP is / might both be pulsar.

A grand for BOTH!?!? Yeah, OK, I’ll do that deal.

What really? Lol.

And actually I think I only have one, the same strap as in the OP, and at such prices it might be another brand. My silver one that I preferred I remember is a pulsar.

That's a good deal, I bet Rolexes don't even have a stopwatch.

Good points

I've like literally never noticed someone's watch before in my life, nobody but boomers is going to give a damn about this shit.

A nice watch is a pleasing accessory, but imo it's one of those things that shouldn't be noticeable. Subtle but expensive.

Why does everyone keep thinking that rolex and bling in general is a "boomer" activity. That shit has always been 10x more popular and prominent with youth than older gens, especially teenagers who like to make eachother jealous.

Its more the case than ever with this new generation where mega popular YouTube influencers like RiceGum or the Paul brothers actively promote those brands and those attitudes.

But none of you broke boys own a Rolex.

This is true, I don't own any Rolexes. I have a single Omega.

Congrats on your financial success but it's obvious you haven't had it very long - gaudy Rolexes are the Air Jordans of the nouveau riche. Getting someone to slap a bunch of diamonds on it is just tacky and I'm embarrassed for you.

You may be having relationship trouble because by flexing your new found wealth so hard you're only going to attract poor women and gold diggers. When a level headed wife-material woman sees you insisting that everyone know how much money you have, she's going to infer that you're an asshole and go the other way.

I had the same issue when I moved from poverty to moderate wealth. I bought sports cars and bespoke suits and made sure everyone knew I had money, and then wondered why I could only get gold diggers and poors to date me. After I toned it down and my success became an aspect of my person as a whole instead of the in-your-face immediately obvious and practically sole defining aspect, I had a lot more success finding good women.

But hey fuck me for serious posting in /r/drama, dude bussy lmao

But hey fuck me for serious posting

(づ￣ ³￣)づ

That's a post worthy of a reacharound

Dude serious post lmao

my success became an aspect of my person

/r/drama poster unironically thinking this.

zez

serious posting

You mean LARP, or do you expect me to believe a /r/drama user can both be financially successful and non-socially retarded enough to learn from experience and grow as a person. Fucking doubt.

you remind me of some guy i beat in cs who kept going on about how he has 2 mustangs yet he still lives in moldova or some shit lmao

This guy was cool because of his watches. I wish I had 3 rolexes.

I hope he comes back so I can let him know.

Of course I don't, I have a fucking phone that tells me the time, also have my car that does the same inside of it, and a computer, and a clock, and a coffee maker, and an oven, and just about every fucking thing there is tells me the time.

But none of you broke boys own a Rolex.

I have a submariner because my dad is a rich diver. Still only wearing 200 bucks watch because they look better.

Imagine spending that much money on a watch. You must be pretty bad with your money to waste it like that.

Seiko 5 Master Race here.

a watch is one of the weirdest things to brag about in my opinion

"yo check out this thing that I bought for $10,000 that has the exact same functionality as a $100 version"

cool

furries can't exist without drama tho

I didn’t know one watch can hurt so many feelings, I have indeed won

I just have one question: how does a wealthy gentleman like yourself find the time to post on these hobbyist subreddits when women are no doubt constantly throwing themselves at you?

Looks like we have an angry boomer lolbuffalo in the wild here, folks.

He has his stocking and high heel wearing secretary do the posting while he polishes the cubic zirconia bezel.

what do you have against zirconium its a pretty cool metal

Oh please, it can’t even deflect neutrons.

eh catches on fire and doesnt afraid of stuff

This^ if it doesn't reflect neutrons it can fuck right off.

This is why I exclusively wear graphite jewelery.

I wonder if he's ever even gotten pussy he didn't pay for?

He seems like a huge one, if that counts

Real answer, ask Elon Musk. Or cocaine. ^{maybe both}

Ok, gramps

Bro why do you even need a watch just use your phone 😂

Fitness tracking, duh

And I love how everyone avoids the main question. Show me your Rolex. I’m laughing at you actually.

Until one of you actually shows me YOUR Rolex, your opinions are poor and irrelevant.

Hate that sub. Always reminds me of how poor i am

Then don't be poor.

ur right

If it makes you feel any better, most people that go around flaunting luxury items tend to be terrible with their finances; that is if they didn’t waste a weekly paycheck on a watch in the first place.

Lol he just deleted his account

Should have deleted himself instead tbh

He probably did tbh

When I had to buy a watch for a job I had in a security area where we couldn't have our phones, I got a $20 Timex.

Turns out it keeps time just fine, and when I scratched the fuck out of it on a valve, I didn't care.

Why would he care about the resale value?

For when his grandkids inevitably need coke money and sell that ugly Rolex they inherited

I think that's the most blatantly obvious alt account I've seen other than Ed's

I what world do people evercompliment eachother on their watch??

That is a disgusting looking watch. It looks like the kind of tacky shit that a Saudi would buy.

Or a Persian

He's still not as dumb as the watch nerds who think that a Rolex is an "investment".

Those other Rolex nerds:

• Don't care for the bling, because it's trashy and ostentatious. Yet the collect Rolexes.

• Talk about the importance of the watch as an investment. But their watch is probably worth less than a 2nd-hand Toyota, and probably won't hold value as well.

• Don't care what non-watch people think of their watch. But they're buying a Rolex because no-one knows what a Patek or JLC or Omega or Seiko or NOMOS is right?

• Don't realise that a huge proportion of millennials can't (easily) read an analogue clock, so their "investment" will tank when gen Xers (like Archie) finally do the math and realise they can't ever retire so they need to offload their "assets" onto an ever-shrinking bunch bunch of greater fools.

Who gives a shit if some guy wants to pimp out his Rolex? That piece is worth less than a 2nd hand Corolla, if it depreciates just a little more but he gets more attention (which is why he's paying for a ROLEX) then he's just slightly less of an idiot than the rest of the Rolex crowd.

Don't realise that a huge proportion of millennials can't (easily) read an analogue clock

Lmao. What could possibly make you think this is true? Reading analog clocks is a part of every elementary school curriculum in the country.

Reading analog clocks is a part of every elementary school curriculum in the country.

Implying kids aren't stupid.

I definitely had a younger roommate who could successfully operate a nuclear reactor but had to pause and think to read an analog clock.

Engineers, am I right?

Engineers Engineering Technicians, am I right?

Seiko as I understand it depreciate slower, due to a respected standard of manafacturing quality.

Why the fuck would you call a Rolex watch a "rollie"

(with a dab of ranch)

Every Rolex I’ve ever seen looks like shit. It turns any hand into an exact replica of the hand of the Asian guy who owns a vape shop near your work who slows down in his car to get a better look at schoolgirls walking home.

Think how much trap bussy you could purchase for that wasted cash as well.

I think it actually looks pretty cool lol

who cares what it’s worth, if he can manage his money worth shit it’s not like he’s going to ever sell it

Wow you guys are such fucking losers lmfao go outside and find friends instead of trolling on a forum hating on someone’s watch because you can’t afford one if you put that much effort into something else in life then you can achieve your dreams. Humans are envious by nature and this thread is proof. One nerd got angry and called his friends to band together to try and prove someone wrong when they don’t give a shit and enjoy their life. Lmfao look at their karma score fucking losers with over 100K karma score get a life jeeze

Imagine calling someone a loser when you've deleted one of your accounts out of embarrassment then come back on an alt to sperg out at people. Might wanna sell one of them rolexes to buy yourself a male order bride or something, m8

As far as mechanical watches go. I'll take my restored 1962 sturmanskie over a gaudy rolex.

Or my casio gshock that survived 7 years of army service and 2 Iraq deployments.

At least that has some historical value or originality.

All of the watch people I know would probably find your been-through-hell gshock more interesting than any generic Rolex

That thing had so much abuse. Pretty sure the time sync function and solar battery is shot. But it still mostly works.

Even if those functions don't work, as long as it keeps time it's still cool as hell.

This is why my dress watch is stainless steel with sapphire glass. It's value is in its history, not being a tacky piece of crap.

Anyone who blings out their Rolex deserves the electric chair.

Imagine having so little of value in life you spend your money on an idolized wristwatch to try and fill that dark vacuum and it turns into your saving argument/'im better than you show me your wealth' over having a personality and confidence in yourself without spending a shitload of money to feel like you earned it.

the precious metals in that watch is probably only worth $1000

Try $300 at most

Trust Reddit to have no fucking idea of how to speculate item value. Probably a symptom of the epidemic proportions of amateur daytime trading, and asinine economic analysis.