I’ve seen a lot of manletphobia on this sub recently and I have to put my foot down on stopping it. My foot may not be as large as that of taller men, but it’s still going down.

I’ll have you know that there are many Chad manlets out there. Also, many women even prefer shorter men. Granted, I have not met either of these kind of people personally, but mathematically they must exist somewhere.

I, for example, am a manlet and have garnered the love and admiration of many men and women. My wife, for example. She even loves to throw house parties to flaunt my wealth and success to the amazement of other men. She invites my friends, my son’s soccer coach (oddly enough, I don’t think the boy plays soccer so maybe he also doubles as a life coach), our pool boy (it makes sense, I imagine his line of work gets lonely in the winter), and countless other single tall men that envy my lifestyle. Unfortunately, I’m often too busy to be present for these parties but I always pay for them so she and the other men know who is boss around these parts.

So, next time you think of disrespecting shorter men, keep this all in mind.

Thank you.