I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
Dude you get used to it. Plus if what you have is myopia, your glasses have an minification effect, once you put your contacts, everything will seem HUGE!
You don't actually have to touch your eye. I've been wearing contacts for 25 years and I have a theoretical degree physics.
First of all, when you put in contacts, you just rub them around in your palm with some solution, then put them on your fingertip, then just get them very close to your eye and they just suck themselves on. No touching your eye, you're only touching your contact itself.
Secondly, nothing ever really touches anything else. It's all high level shit, but due the effects from the coulomb principle and the pauli effect, on a subatomic level, nothing ever really touches anything else.
So you could rest easy, knowing that contacts would be fine because you don't have to touch your eye to wear them, and because you won't ever be able to actually touch anything ever.
Weird, I just watched this episode yesterday. In the next episode, he dumps the Mom on her B-day (Pam was ok with it by then because they were both happy) when he finds out she is 58 and is too old for him. So maybe something similar will play out for you.
That was the problem, Pam was preggo and the conversation turned to whether the mother would be called Grandma or nana. so it was a gilf gf which was too much for Michael. Especially since he wanted kids. So much so that he reversed his vasectomy, twice.
Pam’s character tanked so hard after she and Jim got married. I mean the show in general did but Pam was like a manifestation of the quality of the show in one person
You should have. I can’t think of a single episode I enjoyed after Michael left. I grew up on this shit so I get unreasonably triggered even thinking about it.
I think I stopped somewhere in season 8. I might try finishing it sometime if it piques my interest but I remember the show being pretty shitty at that point
Well I'm fine being so fickle as mods that you ban someone for saying 'Theres nothing worse about being a conservative than being a liberal', aka r/casualuk
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-24
I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
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1 SeattleFingers 2018-11-24
Nice.
1 OnionBits 2018-11-24
Are you a 20 year old thot on tinder?
1 MasterLawlz 2018-11-24
Fuck me I wish
1 Shark_life 2018-11-24
https://i.imgur.com/WLMJ6D7.jpg
1 MasterLawlz 2018-11-24
Thanks. I would just hate for us to not hit our quota.
1 JeanPeuplu 2018-11-24
Have you thought about getting in shape and ditching the glasses?
1 MasterLawlz 2018-11-24
I tried getting contacts, I can’t touch my eye lol, I can improve other things but I’m probably stuck with glasses
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2018-11-24
Dude you get used to it. Plus if what you have is myopia, your glasses have an minification effect, once you put your contacts, everything will seem HUGE!
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-11-24
You don't actually have to touch your eye. I've been wearing contacts for 25 years and I have a theoretical degree physics.
First of all, when you put in contacts, you just rub them around in your palm with some solution, then put them on your fingertip, then just get them very close to your eye and they just suck themselves on. No touching your eye, you're only touching your contact itself.
Secondly, nothing ever really touches anything else. It's all high level shit, but due the effects from the coulomb principle and the pauli effect, on a subatomic level, nothing ever really touches anything else.
So you could rest easy, knowing that contacts would be fine because you don't have to touch your eye to wear them, and because you won't ever be able to actually touch anything ever.
https://van.physics.illinois.edu/qa/listing.php?id=20935
1 alamozony 2018-11-24
What happens if you're contact is touching, but the lens won't stick?
1 ComedicSans 2018-11-24
Motherfucker, you're not Fantastic.
1 KittehDragoon 2018-11-24
Ah, shit. Shit, man. I need this. Gotta pay the bills. And I'm addicted to a lot of different kinds of chems. I mean a lot.
1 ComedicSans 2018-11-24
100 caps or I tell the boss.
1 KittehDragoon 2018-11-24
Aw, man. How am I supposed to buy chems now? Fine. Here.
1 ComedicSans 2018-11-24
You belong on a cross, you filthy degenerate. You and your handpenises.
1 KittehDragoon 2018-11-24
Now, now, that seems to be rather hormonal of you.
This is a pre-recorded attack message indicating my desire to commit violence on you.
1 Contourboar 2018-11-24
Can confirm.
Source: wear contacts.
1 HodorTheDoorHolder 2018-11-24
So my phone is floating in my hand?
1 rnjbond 2018-11-24
It took me a while to get used to it when I was in high school, but worth it.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-11-24
Are you in fact a fat lesbian?
1 MasterLawlz 2018-11-24
I am not
1 Matues49 2018-11-24
Fake news
1 -Steve_French- 2018-11-24
You said:
The lie detector determined that was a lie.
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-11-24
Is your roomba still alive?
1 MasterLawlz 2018-11-24
Yes
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-11-24
Amazing
1 100_Percent_not_homo 2018-11-24
Are you sure?
1 MasterLawlz 2018-11-24
Pretty sure, yeah
1 ComedicSans 2018-11-24
I think he's some kind of sloth.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-24
The sin, not the animal
1 Slaanesh_0 2018-11-24
I appreciate you masterlawlz, you're a good sport. Never stop modding.
1 TheBlightStar 2018-11-24
I think an entrepreneurial McLovin-lookalike would make a killing at bachelorette parties.
1 Hill-La-Hill 2018-11-24
Or a 26 year old incel on reddit
1 cragfar 2018-11-24
Time has done wonders for that show
1 alamozony 2018-11-24
I thought this shit was too light and mainstream, for this firey shitpile we all know and love.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-11-24
You go, girl!
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-24
😴😴😴
1 MorelloCherries 2018-11-24
I’m just going to sleep with Ed on this post. 😴😴😴
1 shaneoffline 2018-11-24
Have you tried being fun and charming?
I think a nice change of pace would be good for you
1 MasterLawlz 2018-11-24
I could but why ruin what’s clearly working so well?
1 shaneoffline 2018-11-24
Because of all the sex
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-11-24
Weird, I just watched this episode yesterday. In the next episode, he dumps the Mom on her B-day (Pam was ok with it by then because they were both happy) when he finds out she is 58 and is too old for him. So maybe something similar will play out for you.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-11-24
Tfw no milf gf
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-11-24
That was the problem, Pam was preggo and the conversation turned to whether the mother would be called Grandma or nana. so it was a gilf gf which was too much for Michael. Especially since he wanted kids. So much so that he reversed his vasectomy, twice.
1 Hill-La-Hill 2018-11-24
God Pam is such a cunt
1 stalejokesunlimited 2018-11-24
Pam’s character tanked so hard after she and Jim got married. I mean the show in general did but Pam was like a manifestation of the quality of the show in one person
1 MasterLawlz 2018-11-24
That British lady in the last two seasons came to a local convention near where I live
I wanted to go and be like “WHY DID YOU RUIN THE OFFICE?!”
1 stalejokesunlimited 2018-11-24
You should have. I can’t think of a single episode I enjoyed after Michael left. I grew up on this shit so I get unreasonably triggered even thinking about it.
1 Momruepari 2018-11-24
I think I stopped somewhere in season 8. I might try finishing it sometime if it piques my interest but I remember the show being pretty shitty at that point
1 rnjbond 2018-11-24
The last two episodes of the series were good. Also that one where they all go to Florida and that hot chick keeps trying to seduce married Jim.
1 Sardinops 2018-11-24
Keep pinning these really funny memes dude. No matter what anyone says, keep your stickies
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-11-24
I feel like you're trying to subtly hint something, but what...
1 cimarafa 2018-11-24
Honestly it’s not an acceptable day without a Lawlzpost. Stick around, bud. More pictures of the dog tho.
1 cmakk1012 2018-11-24
Respect brother ✊
1 Ghdust2 2018-11-24
I guess it’s just impossible to escape The Office on reddit.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-11-24
You think modding harder means > 4 stickies I'm a day tho
1 Momruepari 2018-11-24
needs a watermark
1 trilateral1 2018-11-24
best post
1 rnjbond 2018-11-24
Sassy Pam is best Pam
1 SaIvadora 2018-11-24
Well I'm fine being so fickle as mods that you ban someone for saying 'Theres nothing worse about being a conservative than being a liberal', aka r/casualuk
1 callaghanrs 2018-11-24
Spamming stickies is not modding you dumb janitor
1 SpacePanther17 2018-11-24
1 SpacePanther17 2018-11-24
1 wewladin 2018-11-24
Jesus christ masterlawls
Next youll post shitty BAZINGA memes