no one likes you

am one, who are the rest ?

me I guess

I like him but i hate my self for it.

Make that four ☺️

I like you ok, for what it's worth.

You’re fine but you need to diversify your shtick some. Branch out a little.

Try Oblique Strategies if you’re getting writers block.

I can't remember a reason to dislike you, so my feelings are neutral towards you.

8 people don't like you

Unironically I had a friend say that this part of the movie "looked good and [they] were excited for it" and I asked them why they thought Disney jerking itself off was a good thing and they looked at me like I committed treason

Thanks for reading my autism

At the time of its conception the Princesses were supposed to be from some Disney website game or something.

they disrespected gamers

This is fucking stupid

This is so sad please mod me

Why were you watching that in the first place?

So he cold whack it to Disneys princesses obviously.

Jane isn't a princess and your taste in disney waifus is shit.

That would make her a queen. Also how is that possible since Simba is the king of the jungle, checkmate nerd.

Stay cucked by a man literally raised by apes.

Seeings that all the lions are voiced by black people in the new Lion King film I'm wondering how quick people are going to jump to racism as a reason when people they don't like.

I'm hoping Disney has a bit more class and does not do a PR tour touting the 'haters' as a reason to see the movie like Ghostbusters did.

Disney just lets their directors take the fall for their political agenda pushing.

I'm wondering how quick people are going to jump to racism as a reason when people don't like the movie.

100%. They're (allegedly) changing Scar from the classic black and brown to a HUWHITE LION. Just enough bait to get a few people on the hook to REEE about it on twitter so they can get their 'journalist' friends to write 20 news articles with 10 twitter quotes explaining why Drumpf sunk the Lion King.

Would rather have Jeremy Irons play white Scar tbh

we wuz lion kangz n sheeit

The only time Simba was in the jungle was when he ran away to a place where he specifically wouldn't be king. What did you think happened in, like, the entire middle third of that movie?

Tarzan is like a lord or something, it's why the hunter guy wanted him to stay in the jungle so the hunter dude could inherit the lordship.

John, Lord Clayton, the heir to the 6th Earldom of Greystoke, and his pregnant wife Alice are shipwrecked on the African coast

On arrival at Greystoke, the family's country estate in the Lowlands of Scotland, John is welcomed by his grandfather, the 6th Earl of Greystoke, and his ward, a young American woman called Jane.

Lord Greystoke enjoys renewed vigour at the return of his grandson and, reminiscing about his childhood game of using a silver tray as a toboggan on a flight of stairs in the grand house, decides to relive the old pastime. He crashes at the foot of the stairs and slowly dies, apparently from a head injury, in the arms of his grandson. At his passing, John displays similar emotion and lack of understanding about death as he did in Africa following the death of Kala.

Wow what the fuck

This idiot sees his grandkid and goes "Wow I wanna be a grown-ass man who bobsleds down the stairs" and cracks his skull

Also, lmao, Tarzan is still a manchild. Go figure.

I read somewhere that it's a copyright thing. Basically Disney can't touch Tarzan again.

They shouldn't have called the movie "Wreck-it-Ralph" then. It's false advertising.

What I got from this post is that you watched the new "Wreck-it-Ralph" film, which pretty much confirms everything people think about you.

I liked the first one as well, besides Sarah Silverman playing a little girl and doing an unconvincing job and the hot female soldier being played by that hag from Glee was weird too.

Thank you MasterLawlz, very cool!

If it was truly “hip” and “with it” the film should have had a subplot about a bunch of Snapchat “influencers” getting audited

wow sounds like Film of the Year

This was exactly my issue with the movie. Ralph “breaking the internet” was like a quarter of the movie. If they had ditched that entire part and ended earlier, it would’ve been a great movie. But the extra 30 minutes was not worth the plot re-direct.

Or that the first film established very well you don't should go to another game because if you die in the other game you die for real.

How could you watch a movie with the premise of going onto the internet and not expect Disney to fellate themselves

I always considered myself an Aladin type, roguish and outlaw, but I'm more and more recognizing me as a Gaston or Seabastion

Hey, Gaston died a hero, trying to save a girl with stockholm syndrome from an abusive relationship with a literal, actual monster. Plus, he's grade A beefcake. You can do worse than being Gastion.

with a literal, actual monster.

Worse, it was a furry.

Gaston is the true definition of the word "Chad." It is something you could never hope to be.

Honestly you have NOT LIVED until you are fisting yourself with a wad of 100s. Fucking commies, this is real capitalism

I watched Wreck it Ralph when I was younger and liked it. When I heard there was going to be a sequel I hoped to god that it wouldn't be like the Emoji Movie and look at it now. Truly excellent.

How old are you? Didnt the first one come out like a year ago?

Came out in 2012.

Surprisingly it came out in 2012.

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Watch your back and get used to this face kiddo, you'll be seeing a lot of it.

😴😴😴

Shhh, he sleep. No wake Ed, plz.

What did you expect? Just from the trailers you could tell that this was going to be the Pokémon go to the polls type of movie.

Imagine watching cartoons for 8 year olds

this is pretty bad even for a Lawlzpost

But it replaced a boring darq post, so it is still somehow a net gain for the front page.

Why the fuck isn't it called Ralph Wrecks The Internet instead of Breaks?!

It's a thing people were saying on Instagram or something for about 5 minutes last year.

Is it a film about Kim Kardashian's arse?

80/90's nostalgia and self-referential humor are literally the only things keeping Disney's stock prices above $100 a share, what on earth did you expect to see in a sequel to a Disney movie about a character who only works because of 80s/90s nostalgia and self-referential humor?

They put fortnite in there too.

Atleast fortnite is a video game

Did you touch on this subject before, or are your shit posts haunting my dreams?

>Ralph goes on the internet.

>Doesn't end up on a porn site looking at pictures of himself wrecking Vanelope.

>Doesn't get a virus.

>Doesn't end up on any chans.

Fucking mayo bullshit. I want to see Ralph try to explain to Vanelope what sounding is.

>Ralph not posting on /r/drama

Wreck-Bussy Ralph when?

why did I google that...

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They need an uncut version where ralph goes to the dark web and orders a child bride, gets illegal firearms, crashes bitcoin, and gets chris hansoned

This sounds like something that children would enjoy and get a kick out of, since children like Disney princesses. It almost sounds like this is supposed to be a children's film. 🤔

mentally lawlz is a child so it checks out

Was anything relating to ESPN involved because that’s the only way I’m seeing this

Still salty around the closure of club penguin

Man they had to take the one movie involving video games that doesn't immediately inspire suicide and fuck it up.

All pop culture is becoming is self-aware references to other properties. Seems like the last stage before death.

So I should skip even if it does have a San's cameo?

Are you still circlejerking about that dead old retard? I thought we were over this

Does Ralph get to fuck?

Disney just lost a loyal customer.

Spoil the movie for me, Lawlz. Is it the cringey failure of a film I suspected it might be?