Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src
Even if this was true, which it fucking isn’t, how much of a fucking histrionic dumbass do you have to be to phone a divorce lawyer and assume you’re being abandoned instead of thinking “oh he must mean something else”?
So pregnancy makes you such an emotional wreck that you think your husband is divorcing you over text...but rational and lucid enough to contact a divorce lawyer, write a Reddit post detailing what happened, and start packing up to leave?
7 months pregnant and the guy turns his phone off for work? The wife is insecure in her marriage with a reaction like that and it seems like something her husband would do. The marriage is fucked.
I guess this is as good a post as any to ask, but seriously, what is up with the absolutely off-the-charts "/r/thathappened" level fake posts on /r/legaladvice that reach the frontpage every single day?! A lot of them are hilariously badly written political fanfiction, where it makes sense, but holy shit, it seems every time I open reddit logged-out, I see a frontpage post from LA with a story that would make soccer-mom tv-show writers blush...
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-11-30
Lmao imagine being so humorless that not only do you not understand certain types of humor, but you actively seek and destroy humor elsewhere that you don't understand. src
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1 zappapostrophe 2018-11-30
Even if this was true, which it fucking isn’t, how much of a fucking histrionic dumbass do you have to be to phone a divorce lawyer and assume you’re being abandoned instead of thinking “oh he must mean something else”?
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-11-30
Be pregnant
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-11-30
@ 7 months
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2018-11-30
So pregnancy makes you such an emotional wreck that you think your husband is divorcing you over text...but rational and lucid enough to contact a divorce lawyer, write a Reddit post detailing what happened, and start packing up to leave?
1 NormanImmanuel 2018-11-30
Do you think making a reddit post about your possible divorce is a rational and/or lucid thing to do?
1 Pro_Extent 2018-11-30
...yes?
Being an emotional wreck doesn't make someone literally quadriplegic you autistic fuck, it makes them follow through on really stupid decisions.
There are actually robots with a better understanding of the human condition than this. Fuck.
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2018-11-30
Did you just assume my species?
1 Pro_Extent 2018-11-30
No actually, but since you asked I'm assuming you're somewhere between homo erectus and the missing link.
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2018-11-30
Heh heh, you said "homo".
1 tungus9000 2018-11-30
very SRD tier post
1 Pro_Extent 2018-11-30
No u
1 Feanorfanclub 2018-11-30
Yeah I've seen pregnant women cry over French fries, it's not hard for me to imagine a 7 month pregnant woman reacting this way
1 MzCherryBlossom 2018-11-30
7 months pregnant and the guy turns his phone off for work? The wife is insecure in her marriage with a reaction like that and it seems like something her husband would do. The marriage is fucked.
1 istural 2018-11-30
Yea what normal person turns their phone off at work? This isn’t 1995, teams communicate extensively through text.
1 life_is_painful__ 2018-11-30
https://www.reddit.com/r/legaladvice/comments/a1m8ev/update_on_husband_told_me_he_wants_a_divorce/
1 Inceltiers 2018-11-30
Being a femoid helps
1 REDDIT_IN_MOTION 2018-11-30
It's sexist to expect a woman to react rationally when she's pregnant
1 Rosaarch 2018-11-30
Have a vagina
1 tHeSiD 2018-11-30
Do people have divorce lawyers numbers in hand? wat
1 ArtisanalCollabo 2018-11-30
The wife probably reads relationship_advice where divorce lawyer and packing to leave is a Pavlovian response to anything
1 clubby789 2018-11-30
But... why?
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2018-11-30
The drama is real, you just have to believe!
1 constantinople_2053 2018-11-30
I guess this is as good a post as any to ask, but seriously, what is up with the absolutely off-the-charts "/r/thathappened" level fake posts on /r/legaladvice that reach the frontpage every single day?! A lot of them are hilariously badly written political fanfiction, where it makes sense, but holy shit, it seems every time I open reddit logged-out, I see a frontpage post from LA with a story that would make soccer-mom tv-show writers blush...
1 Kijafa 2018-11-30
/r/legaladvice is just another flavor of storytime subreddit like /r/tifu or /r/TalesFromRetail. Lots of people treat it as a creative writing exercise.
1 JustLions 2018-11-30
It's because that sub is retarded.