You were put down, in the future please refrain from discussing subjects you have no education in.

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This tweet good for one free pardon at participating White Houses

lol

I am not a lawyer, but this all seems kind of like obstruction and witness tampering and promises and threats, right here, in the public record.

I am not a lawyer

Why do people do this?

I’m not a psychologist, but they all seem kind of retarded and have delusions of grandeur. Making sweeping, bold statements right here in the public record about highly specified, granular topics that take years of study.

Just my two cents.

I'm not a primatologist, but I think it's just your average shit-flinging.

I'm not a proctologist, but I do believe that there's room for improvement when it comes to the quality of shit we choose to fling

I'm not a retard, but America is the greatest country in the whole world. MURICA! FUCK YEAH!

You did not repeat that you are not a psychologist twice, I now am suing you for malpractice.

Go ahead, you’ll never get my nonexistent psychologist pay.

Double-super malpractice now.

MODS IM BEING OPPRESSED

a primal need to insert themselves into the conversation

Please remove your weeb flair it makes me want to throw up

no I had to fight hard for approval

how do i become a big enough faggot to earn custom flair?

shoah some mosquitos

donate $50 to killing mosquitos

you can donate $5 for a text flair but they are literally free so i dont know why you would do that

Should've picked Aqua, she's the only Konosuba character retarded enough for /r/Drama

i was going to crop some hentai but got told "no weeb shit" for this one so didn't push it

Why do people not be lawyers?

Why do people announce they're not lawyers?

Or why do people who aren't lawyers discuss what counts as obstruction?

No, why do people tweet?

IANAL IANAL IANAL IANAL IANAL IANAL IANAL IANAL

I know, right? Jfc. It's the same as adding IMO to statements. We fuckin know it's your opinion, but for some reason mods see "IMO" and suddenly it's ok. You can also get away with offensive comments if you say "I don't mean to be offensive" and then say something totally offensive.

I anal too, but I don't usually brag about it...

imagine being such a fucking stuck up prude that you don't like ANAL sex

That's a lot of yikes for me, dawg

I'm sorry. :( :( :( :( :(

Pinkie in the bum make up for it?

pinkie

That's a start 😘

You can take ur sassy ass comments and shove them where the sun don’t shine imo

😡😡😡😡

I'm not a retard but here's some retard stuff. In my opinion, which is not the opinion of a retard.

I'm not a retard.

Too late. You post on /r/drama. Checkmate cuck.

Its checkmark you imbicle you moron.

By the way thoughts on the Mister Bone Saw/Vladdy soul shake?

Requisite "Trump is a moron" caveat for the mouth breathers that need that expressed but what are the odds the same people telling twitter that this is obstruction and against twitter tos were also calling people narcs for making IRS tips?

The law only applies to people I don't like, sweaty.

what if orange man AND thots are bad?

But daddy paid an old thot to have sex with him for 100k, thots = good?

daddy

Old

thot

nah that's like bad³

Sorry I'm a daddy fan, I don't know how to think for myself, just tell me what to believe.

Okay so basically:

Gussy bad

Boomers bad

Boomers Gussy doubleplusbad

Ergo, fanta man is suboptimal.

I mean it’s probably close 1:1 but also people Kelly Anne Conway’s husband and former Paula Jones lawyer George Conway seems to think this is a crime

anyone who contacts any local, state or federal government agency for the express purpose of reporting another person is a narc

now what’s all this about the IRS

Heh. He scare quoted "President Trump" and "guts".

did Daddy always "quotepost" this "much" "?"

he's slowly become chris-chan

We live in a blessed timeline 😤🙏😤🙏😤🙏

Maybe Chris-chan was right, and the dimensional merge did begin, with the first major change being Chris's mind transitioning into Daddy's body.

This is a chronic and terminal condition of the Baby Boomer. A group of people who have been seeing things in print since the 50s cannot seem to figure out when to use them correctly.

It's from all that airborne lead they were sucking down in their developmental years.

Hahaha, he put "President Trump" between quotation marks. Seems he has trouble believing it too.

"How bout that. I'm President"

cash me in the whitehouse, how bout dat

you know he wakes up every morning and has a good 15 seconds before he realizes it and the black walls of despair start crushing his spirit again

He is so, so close to a "shame if anything was to happen to him" tweet.

In Minecraft?

Why is guts in quotation marks? Is he doing like air quotes when he types this shit out?

It's a boomer thing. My grandma does it on Facebook all the time. It's kind of like an old people version of italics.

Inappropriate use of punctuation, capitalization, and grammatical mistakes are completely necessary when speaking in boomer.

“Grandma” in “your” “family” “?”

He dictates his tweets

They can't get to the part where they reveal the findings of their investigation if you don't stop giving them stuff to investigate.

Love too obstruct justice on Twitter

Thanks Roger Stone, Very Cool