Reeeeman confesses to being a rapist. SRDines are not amused

1  2018-12-05 by BIknkbtKitNwniS

48 comments

Are you genuinely mentally challenged? Please use whatever little brain cells you have left after your glue huffing addiction to think a little bit before posting something as stupid as this again. Thanks and have a nice evening. src

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hi i'm riemann1413

Hi riemann1413 why aren't you srd commenter of 2018 yet

/u/stopscopiesme actually cancelled the orvilles immediately after i was awarded my title, thus making me the eternal SRD commenter of the year forever

Amazing, thank you for answering my question

idk I think we should bring them back.

tell your supreme overlord

You have the best usernotes in SRD.

leak them

That would be a violation of the SRD mod moral code.

that's not a thing

It is when I want it to be.

scopes okayed it

skeptical

promise

SRD inside mod jokes are even worse than /r/drama inside mod jokes and I didn't even think that was possible

Your usernotes are entertaining too.

i feel like i should be ashamed with how deeply entrenched i am in the culture of this sub and how much i influence it. Like I just posted a shitty low quality screencap featuring my facebook profile picture (totally by accident) and it became the newest hottest /r/drama meme for like six months straight

tbf, it's not like there's much else going on here.

i honestly think you could redeem yourself here if you just turned into Jewdank 2.0

The lolcow part, or the jeweled buttplug part?

yes

no

let us all aspire to be the next jd

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All the more reason to do it

With the subreddit in the state it is? Let's leave that corpse mouldering in its grave.

do you really think problematic jokes like these are fine? as a future father of two lovely daughters (25% chance so let's hope for the best) this enabling of modern rape culture is really quite off-putting to me, I have to say.

why did you type this out and hit save

because I love my daughters and want them to grow up in a culture which respects their bodily integrity

How is it possible to get a pillow with a drawing of a 12 year old trap pregnant?

On another thread, he said he is setting up a rape dungeon to keep his future “wife”. Guy’s creepy af.

Link?

Ika Musume isn't a trap ... I think.

What about Lily from zombieland saga?

according to /r/anime theyre a girl and its not gay

Honestly you shouldn't care about them unless they have big tits anyways.

Hi Riemann, do you have a story you'd like to share with Shitposters Anonymous? Feel free or pick up your one hour chip after the meeting

rapeman1488*

gottem

Oh SRD. Never change.

replies to joke

wow, did he not realize the person he replied to was joking?

riemann1413 more like redoyourlife amirite

aw man i bet you don't have to redo your life, you're great just the way you are

No this is probably my 4th do-over. I keep getting to the next decade and having to go back and change everything to make up for all the new mistakes I make.

sucks to suck i guess

Ive joked about my sexual assault before, id imagine some rape survivors might do the same.

Riemann wouldn’t survive.

They're mad they got quarantined

OMG no!