/r/politics eats the pasta
1 2018-12-07 by jubbergun
So this post doesn't just get upvoted, it gets gilded 4x, 8x silver, and a platinum over in /r/politics:
It turns out that it's a satire pasta. It was first posted in /r/esist about a year ago and reposted in /r/ShitPoliticsSays about six months ago.
The best part is this post:
Even when you tell them they're being mocked they can't stop themselves.
328 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-07
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1 lolseriousposting 2018-12-07
snappy my homebot you gotta chill out we're just having fun no need for the sperging
1 YourLocalMonarchist 2018-12-07
dude bussy lmao
1 WTMAWLR 2018-12-07
>without wanted to blow your brains out?
Snappy you made a damn grammatical mistake you better edit that out darn robot
1 itsCaffeine 2018-12-07
r/politics makes me want to blow my brains out, not the offical r/drama catch phrase.
1 SpacePanther17 2018-12-07
I’d like to blast in AOC’s gussy if you know what I mean.
1 jubbergun 2018-12-07
I have no idea what you mean. Could you elaborate?
1 TastyStrands 2018-12-07
I think he means he wants to blast her gussy if you see what he is saying
1 LighthouseToLunar 2018-12-07
🤢
1 RandolphCox 2018-12-07
i wonder why this post is being downvoted ??
1 just_sauce 2018-12-07
The price of salt
1 uniqueguy263 2018-12-07
1 FSA-Got-Aleppo 2018-12-07
NPC ree
1 Quietus42 2018-12-07
https://imgur.com/pYocD5Z
1 FSA-Got-Aleppo 2018-12-07
Got a meme from the current decade, bub?
1 Quietus42 2018-12-07
https://i.imgur.com/dzKVbMC.jpg
1 Quietus42 2018-12-07
Some people can't laugh at themselves.
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-07
the fuck are you talking about roflmao
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2018-12-07
> 8 hours ago
dumbass
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-07
Faggot
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-07
Lolololol
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-07
I know it's a pasta and all that but
Do American democrats think literacy tests are a bad thing? What is a literacy test anyway
1 MiltonFriedmanisbae1 2018-12-07
Literacy tests require your voters to be alive to take.
1 couchlox 2018-12-07
rly makes u think hmmm
1 TAinting_CHarmer 2018-12-07
At one point you had to pass a literacy test to vote. It was a way to keep poor, mostly black people from voting
1 Aivias 2018-12-07
Its a way to keep idiots from voting. If you want to claim that blacks are idiots then youre the racist, not the people saying everyone has to prove they arent idiots.
1 thetrombonist 2018-12-07
Idiots have just as much right to vote for their representation in government as anyone else does
1 Prophet____ 2018-12-07
Bad opinion is bad
1 Aivias 2018-12-07
The only thing idiots should be voting for is the method of their execution
1 here_for_news1 2018-12-07
Don't underestimate the idiots, at least one of them is going to vote to have you strapped to them and shoved off a cliff.
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
I, too, am wary of socialism.
1 reptilia987 2018-12-07
start voting then
1 hippiessmell 2018-12-07
I don't think the mentally incompetent should be helping to dictate national policy.
1 wewladin 2018-12-07
Case a: Trump
Case b: FDR being elected 3x in a row.
1 hippiessmell 2018-12-07
Case a: Democrats agree with my statement
Case b: Republicans agree with my statement
Is this bipartisanship?
1 wewladin 2018-12-07
Not partisan at all tbh
Both are shit tier presidents. Fdr just stayed in cuz muh depression and muh war
1 Tetragrade 2018-12-07
https://www.google.com/search?q=1960+alabama+literacy+test
Please complete this test to prove that you aren't an idiot.
1 TAinting_CHarmer 2018-12-07
The Louisiana one is even worse.
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
I missed a few but did fine overall.
I can see how it'd be a problem not knowing all this stuff in the 60s though, with no internet and no real exposure. These questions also have nothing to do with who you're electing or literacy. This is very specific knowledge about government.
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-12-07
So you failed, and couldn't vote. You couldn't "miss a few", get them all right next time.
1 Tetragrade 2018-12-07
Yeah that's what I was trying to say. By passing a law like that you're allowing the authorities to create bullshit tests like that to fuck over their political enemies.
1 zacura23 2018-12-07
Imagine being an idiot calling other people idiots. Its a 100% or fail genius
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
Hey idiot, when did I call anyone an idiot?
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2018-12-07
You failed ahahahahah no voting for this conservative. Sorry retard. Thank you next
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
I think you misunderstand tests: you don't need a 100% to pass.
Shit. I forgot that leftists are usually homeless bums, degenerate dropouts, or illegal aliens. Of course you don't understand how tests work you drug addled libtard.
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2018-12-07
you're the illiterate one.
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2018-12-07
Leftists are poor, homeless, jobless NEETs and simultaneously out of touch hyper privileged coastal elites.
Really makes ya think 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
1 StingAuer 2018-12-07
You actually did need 100% on those tests to vote.
1 grep_var_log 2018-12-07
Is Alabama retarded? That ain't a literacy test.
1 Tetragrade 2018-12-07
Correct. It's an incredibly difficult test about the US government and legal system, intended to be failed by minorities so they could have their votes stolen. That's what everyone else said as well.
1 Feminism2012 2018-12-07
https://allthatsinteresting.com/voting-literacy-test
1 DownVoteGuru 2018-12-07
No it was literally written to keep blacks and other white niggers out.
1 starryeyedq 2018-12-07
Just because you can read, that has nothing to do with whether you're an idiot or not.
This was a completely different era. Most black people hadn't had the opportunity to learn at that time. So how could they vote for things that would enable them to get better lives and better educations if they weren't allowed to vote unless they had a decent education.
Not to mention those tests were deliberately confusing. Look one up if you don't believe me.
1 TAinting_CHarmer 2018-12-07
You're right. We should take it even further and make it so you can't vote unless you have a social sciences degree from a liberal university, preferably women's studies. If you don't know the history of 50% of the world's population then you don't deserve to vote
1 Aivias 2018-12-07
I thought womens history was
Whats to learn?
1 TAinting_CHarmer 2018-12-07
Bam! No voting for you, wigger!
1 awsompossum 2018-12-07
Ahaha except they were all for white idiots voting. And no, these tests were not just, "can you literally read." They were full of trick questions and other things designed to trip you up. If you missed even one question, you couldn't vote.
However, if your grandfather could vote (i.e. If they were white before the civil war
1 Aivias 2018-12-07
I disagree with them there, obviously.
Still, Im all for a modern version of this. Id even debate why only tax payers should vote, net positive tax payers. That'll fuck over more white people in absolute numbers than any minority.
IDGAF really people should have to work or earn everything.
1 awsompossum 2018-12-07
Idk if you've read Starship Troopers, but it seems like you would like it
1 Aivias 2018-12-07
Fascism is unironically a great idea.
On paper.
Just like communism.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-12-07
They'd both send you to the camp/gulag
1 ParticularDrummer 2018-12-07
But it will be a massive net positive for the GOP as the GOP outnumbers the DEMs in families with an income above 50 thousand dollars. Democrats would lose the vast majority of black and hispanic votes so purple states would become completely red ushering an era of Republican dominance.
http://www.people-press.org/2016/09/13/2016-party-identification-detailed-tables/
1 Matthew1J 2018-12-07
No it was designed to keep anyone it is given to from voting.
1 ParticularDrummer 2018-12-07
It's banana man
1 FrenchFriesFriday 2018-12-07
Most mayo comment i have read this week
1 SuperiorExcess 2018-12-07
Look up images of those tests. You wouldn't get 3 questions in before failing, brainlet
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-12-07
Lmao he doesn't even understand how the tests work. He thinks you can miss a few and still do fine
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2018-12-07
Lol you've gone so far off the reverse racism deep end ya may as well just end it.
1 N0ahface 2018-12-07
It was something Southern States used to stop blacks from being able to vote after the 15th ammendment that made voting legal for all men was passed.
It wasn't just a test that you could read, it was long, and with very convoluted questions that were made to be misunderstood and answered incorrectly. My AP US History class took an actual literacy test from the time period, and only a couple people passed.
The test wasn't given to everyone, pretty much just blacks and other undesireables that they didn't want to vote, such as (sometimes) very poor whites.
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-07
Tbh on paper literacy tests for voting seem like a good idea. It's the bare minimum of an "intellectual requirement" so I don't think it would evolve into bigger/shittier things such as needing to have a college degree.
Though I understand that in this context it was done to discriminate against people. I imagine back then literacy wasn't that widespread in the US to begin with.
Maybe in the world of [current year] it may be a good idea but then again people are often afraid of change.
1 starryeyedq 2018-12-07
When people say literacy tests, they mostly mean "literacy" tests.
They were incredibly confusing and in no way fair tests of a person's literacy.
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
Just give them a standard SAT test. 900+ lets you vote (with 1000 being average on a 1600 scale.) It doesn't get more neutral than that.
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-12-07
Yes, as long as you are the one that gets to decide the voting criteria, I’m sure it does seem smart to implement voting requirements like that.
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
As I said, SAT is as neutral as it gets. I'm not deciding shit. It's basically a test to see if you're still breathing.
1 oaddsandk 2018-12-07
How often would one have to take such a test? I would pass that with ease but probably wouldn't vote if I had to take it many times
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
Once every 10 years sounds about right. I think drivers licenses work on the scale, and it would allow 2 presidential elections and 5 total elections per test. It's also a good way to make sure you're not dead.
1 crudehumourisdivine 2018-12-07
what if you die soon after passing the test? you could have a dead guy voting for 10 years
1 carthoris26 2018-12-07
Doesn't that already happen though? Anyway, he's suggesting an extra layer on top of what we already have.
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-12-07
Yes, again, since you arbitrarily decided that spelling is the most important factor in deciding who gets to vote, it sounds neutral... to you. Why not history? Forcing people to be good at spelling won’t magically make them able to pick the right candidate
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
... found the lifetime grocery bagger.
Have you really never taken an SAT?
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-12-07
Leave it to some /b/-lite retard to think that he can save American democracy with a reading test. What’s old is new again, it can’t fail a second time can it?
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
Yeah. Wouldn't want to cut remove people with an IQ under 90 from voting. That'd be half of the left.
1 haulingtaters 2018-12-07
Got em
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2018-12-07
Lol imagine actually believing this. California which subsidizes all the shitty red states and has all the tech companies you think is full of dumb people? Lol an IQ test would make the right lose most of the hillbilly and Jesus base. Who do they have left? Incels like you?
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
California, which has the highest homelessness rate, one of the lowest education rates, the highest welfare rate, and the highest tax rate. Now that the Federal Government no longer subsidizes state tax we'll see what's what very quickly. Probably why all those libtards are moving out.
Oh, you mean censorship central that's singlehandedly destroying the stock market due to almost pure selloffs for being super Californian shit?
I think I made it clear what I think of scum.
Yeah, it takes a real dumbass to fix a car for a living as opposed to being a maid or gardner like half of the voting base in California.
1 Etsuko1 2018-12-07
This is actually T_D's narrative
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
That's one way to spin your stupidity.
A more intelligent person might actually look at the tech stocks. Maybe give information a chance.
1 Etsuko1 2018-12-07
Do you have a single source that blames the stock dropping on tech companies banning retards?
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
I'm not aware that retards have been banned.
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2018-12-07
LOL I like your hot take tbh
Stocks go up = trump good
stocks go down = tech companies are mean to conservatives
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stock
1 Etsuko1 2018-12-07
Well Trump hasn't been banned at least
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2018-12-07
wut? source fucking needed retard lol California is nowhere near that federally dependent. Again, all the shitty red states take the most from welfare. The also have the highest teen pregnancy rates. The sign of a thriving society.
Top 5 welfare states:
You find the common thread their bigly genius. I think you are confusing california having a lot of people living in it for "highest rates" lol. Population density would be a helpful concept for you to learn this year in school.
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
I stopped reading here. Nobody said they were federally dependent.
When you learn how to read I'll finish up the rest of your degenerate lies.
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2018-12-07
you said it has the "highest welfare rate" which is wrong. And points to federal dependency. You insufferable retard.
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You said it also has the lowest education rates but no idea what you are basing that off of when over 30% of Californians have bachelors degrees compared to southern states who have like 20% and boink their cousins for fun....
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-12-07
Unironically the stupidest thing you’ve said yet, you should be a mod here
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
Yeah. I don't troll antifa meetings for unkempt pussy like you so I'm the problem.
That's the problem with you people: nobody taught you to think.
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-12-07
Lmao the more you post the more it just becomes stream of consciousness insanity, you’re heading towards some sort of right-wing buzzword singularity-post and I can’t wait to see what that looks like.
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
lmao leave it to some leftoid r*dditor to get seriously mad about this
literally just admit that you're angry cause you know black people overwhelmingly cannot read and their votes will disappear from the democratic tally forever
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
Because leftoids will whine that the history includes too many white men being based and not enough crying for minorities.
Not that they won't whine that the SAT is racist because it doesn't include ebonics.
1 CheeseburgerNecktie 2018-12-07
Imagine asking for tests to weed out dumb voters while unironically using the term leftoid.
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
Imagine being such a leftoid that you whine and cry about being called one.
Go tell mommy, maybe she'll give you a participation trophy, or maybe a nintendo switch.
1 CheeseburgerNecktie 2018-12-07
Nice meltdown
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
S E E T H I N G
1 CheeseburgerNecktie 2018-12-07
Daddy will notice you soon sweet boy.
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
It's cool bro, just because you religiously call the president Daddy and talk about how strong and powerful he is doesn't mean you have daddy issues.
1 CheeseburgerNecktie 2018-12-07
You seem really angry dude.
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
Sure thing, leftoid.
1 CheeseburgerNecktie 2018-12-07
Lol just so fucking angry
1 shitpersonality 2018-12-07
This is just retarded assumptions built on retarded assumptions.
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
I enjoy your specificity. It's almost like you're someone who's never heard of a fact. Oh! You're a Democrat!
1 shitpersonality 2018-12-07
More retarded, unsourced, bullshit.
1 Plexipus 2018-12-07
This is like Facebook tier boomer posting
1 6060gsm 2018-12-07
I'm not taking that shit again just to vote you stupid faggot.
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
Then don't vote you retarded cheater.
1 6060gsm 2018-12-07
I'm not sure what's more embarrassing: Having one of the dumbest ideas anyone's ever heard or being such a loser that you would ever voluntarily take the SAT again.
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
The only reason not to take the SAT a second time is because you were an embarrassment to your family the first.
I'm going to emulate your father: don't ever speak to me again.
1 6060gsm 2018-12-07
LMAO so the second option then. What a fucking loser. I'll take your humiliated sobs off-air.
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
Oh, so you didn't have a father? No surprise coming from a leftist.
1 push_ecx_0x00 2018-12-07
Isn’t it recommended to take the test 3 times?
I’d be on board with a literacy test with infinite retries. That shit would be hilarious.
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
LMAO, look at this loser who thought the SAT was hard.
1 6060gsm 2018-12-07
Spoken like a true NEET with nothing but time on his hands.
The SAT is as easy and time consuming as waiting in line at the DMV for three hours. I'm not volunteering to do either one, dipshit.
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
Sorry you cry so hard about having to accomplish the basic tasks required of an adult. Do you also whine about how annoying it is to have to brush your teeth or wipe your ass?
1 6060gsm 2018-12-07
Maybe wiping your gigantic red ass takes three hours but it's much easier with a BMI under 40. Go charge your motorized wheelchair.
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
Wow, maybe you should take some deep breaths before you pop a blood vessel in your brain? If three hours of your time every ten years is an unimaginable sacrifice for doing a basic civic responsibility, maybe you've just made stupid life choices?
1 6060gsm 2018-12-07
A basic civic responsibility is paying my taxes so the handicap parking spots are wide enough for you to enter and exit your van. Anything beyond that? Go fuck yourself.
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
Yeah, the taxes on the 17 dollars you make an hour following your promotion to shift manager are making a real contribution to society, lmao
1 6060gsm 2018-12-07
Hey, whatever helps you sleep at night (besides the apnea mask of course).
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
Keep up the hustle and impress the store manager and you'll get that bump to 18 any day now, broski. Remember - if there's time to lean, there's time to clean.
1 6060gsm 2018-12-07
Listen pal, if I see you passed out on fentanyl in my store bathroom again, you're gonna get a real talking to from my boss/wife's boyfriend.
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
I'm sure you only care about fairness, and not the fact that without literal illiterate retards voting for it the Democratic Party would have no chance of winning an election ever again.
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-12-07
I’m not a burger so I don’t have any dog in this fight, I’m just not retarded and I acknowledge reality.
washingtontimes.com/news/2018/mar/22/democrats-more-educated-republicans-pew-research-c/
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
Not proving me wrong
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-12-07
You did your best.
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
Said the europoor crying at the suggestion that illiterate blacks not be able to vote because he saw Black Panther and thinks all black people are superheroes.
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-12-07
Try reading that link again. Try to remember that you are the one advocating for reading comprehension here.
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
The fact that the Democrats lead in underwater basketweaving PhDs doesn't change that without the votes of illiterate blacks and hispanics the Democratic party will be a minority party for the next hundred years. Sorry you don't know or understand the most basic realities of American politics I guess, but then, I'm talking to a guy who thought the SAT was a spelling test and didn't let that slow him down even a bit, so maybe Eurotrash doesn't know how to feel shame?
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-12-07
Spicy take. See if you can figure this out:
There are two groups of voters. The number of voters in Group A that have a bachelors degree or above is 40%. The number of voters in Group B that have a bachelors degree or above is 20%.
A test is implemented which will reduce the total number of uneducated voters.
Which group will lose more voters?
1 polddit 2018-12-07
Wtf does this have anything to do with getting at least average on SAT? Just because someone doesn't go to college doesnt mean they are unable to score proficiently on the SAT you mongoloid.
Someone who has an associates degree is just as likely to score a grade similar/better than someone with a Phd in feminist tap dance theory since both have taken the same courses in high school that prepares them for the SAT.
How much of a fucking retard are you?
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-12-07
Maybe try not to sperg out quite so hard and then maybe provide any evidence that someone with no college education is likely to do better than someone with a PhD on an SAT-style test.
1 polddit 2018-12-07
Blatant strawman. Provide evidence that I made that claim.
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-12-07
Read your retarded comment again you moron, then try to provide any evidence backing up whatever the hell you think you’re trying to say. Or fuck off.
1 wewladin 2018-12-07
> posting an article to btfo this guy. Heh. Awesome. Wpic
YIKES
as bad as someone saying “Read a book about it” like youre quoting the bible to prove your shitty point. Gaylord.
1 LighthouseToLunar 2018-12-07
Read a book idiot
1 RobosaurusRex2000 2018-12-07
>implying the majority of conservative voters aren't backwoods rural hilbilllies with a poor grasp on the english language and that republican voters aren't "less illiterate" than democrats
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must be a fun fantasy world to live in my dude
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
If you believe that fairly administered literacy tests won't lead to plummeting support for your terrible ideas, then feel free to support them, broski.
1 Plexipus 2018-12-07
lol what
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-12-07
If retards can't vote we could make president goodbrains our king!
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
If you sincerely believe a fairly administered national standard of competency would improve electoral support for your terrible ideas, you're welcome to support one.
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-12-07
I want king goodbrains. He has a goodbrain to be king. Sorry haters and losers.
1 nmx179 2018-12-07
I thought this was some kind of meme the first time, but now I think maybe you're actually retarded?
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-12-07
MAGA!
1 ParticularDrummer 2018-12-07
Blacks and hispanics would get hit disproportionally by it so it would never get traction.
1 preserved_fish 2018-12-07
Fent country would not be into that.
1 starryeyedq 2018-12-07
Okay so think about this... Pretend you live in an area that's disenfranchised and doesn't have access to good education. You'd like to vote for officials who will serve your community better, but in order to do so, you have to pass a test that requires a decent education.
How is that fair?
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
Any Democrat area. I'm with you.
So California, Illinois, or Detroit. Shit. Stretching my empathy here man.
We've seen no evidence that's how they vote.
Yes, that would improve all those shitholes.
Yeah, why improve an area when you can just vote so Democrat it destroys your city?
1 starryeyedq 2018-12-07
Wow. Okay.
I'm probably wasting my energy saying this, but it's pretty common knowledge that there are lots of heavily Democrat AND Republican areas that have terrible education systems. In fact, the majority of states with the worst education are Southern and known to vote Republican. I think that those people still deserve the right to cast a vote and try to better their lives. Even if that right isn't taken advantage of to your standards, they still deserve the opportunity. Opportunity is what our country is all about.
But, again... I know this is probably a waste of time. I thought maybe you were actually open to having a discussion, but based on your snarky and dismissive comments, it's pretty clear you're not actually interested.
Please let me know if you decide you actually want to contribute some constructive counterpoints. I'll be around.
1 wewladin 2018-12-07
Wow. Oof. Yikes. This aint it,chief. Ummm yeah. Lets not and say we did.
1 kung_fu_cious 2018-12-07
You buy a gun then. This shit is really quite simple once you throw out the founding assumption of this country, that individual life has inherent value.
1 wewladin 2018-12-07
Sorry sweaty. Sucks that u were born a prole and not a higher class. Eat it up.
1 djlewt 2018-12-07
Ok but the test has to be in the original native language, navajo. Still confident?
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
No. I'm native American, and when I was born the native language was English. English needs to be enforced as the national language.
If you don't speak English then you aren't allowed here.
1 hypergol 2018-12-07
nice meme
1 DetroitvsEveryone242 2018-12-07
Holy shit you’re a scumbag.
1 Plexipus 2018-12-07
When the Yahoo News comments section visits r/drama
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2018-12-07
Why 900? In any case this ignores the whole "nurture" side of intelligence.
1 HardCounter 2018-12-07
Because 1000 is average.
Twins studies have shown there is no nurture side. You're either a dumbass or you're not.
1 JayBaumanManhole 2018-12-07
It's over for 899-cels
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1 RollBread 2018-12-07
It wouldn't accomplish anything.
They should make you vote for policies, and the party that gets the most policies voted in wins the presidency.
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-07
well obviously, American democracy is all kinds of fucked up, despite a lot of retards claiming how it's okay to have 2 parties and a duopoly is totally different than a monopoly etc etc
1 dogwheiner 2018-12-07
That was the whole idea with the representative democracy under checks and balances thing, so we'd just end up going around in a big circle of stupid all over again.
At some point some dude representing your interests needs to stand up or submit paperwork to make things official. It's a position that should mostly be a ceremonial crank on the unlucky bastard who drew the short straw, but byzantine rules, bloated procedure, and corruption has made it into a specialized position within the societal elite.
It's hackneyed, but government always comes back to "ya, well who's gonna make them do it?"
1 ShalmaneserIII 2018-12-07
The big catch with literacy tests was that there was also a grandfather clause for voting (the origin of the term, in fact)- if your grandfather (or other past relative) was eligible to vote, you got to automatically without passing the test. If your grandfather was an illiterate but white sharecropper, step right up. Former slave? Take the nigh-impossible test.
1 PDaviss 2018-12-07
Wow I never thought genuine people would be ok with Jim Crow era racist laws so openly, but thank you drama for showing me the retards like that are still out there
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-07
Well okay, then reply to them not me lol
1 PDaviss 2018-12-07
Bruh...it is you. You were suggesting it.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-12-07
He was not suggesting literacy tests in the way that they were used after the civil war.
1 PDaviss 2018-12-07
Any form of literacy test is bad. Its not a hard thing.
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-12-07
You were very clearly putting words in the person's mouth. They clearly weren't supporting Jim Crow laws and yet you specified that in particular.
1 PDaviss 2018-12-07
What was the era that saw literacy tests used in large amounts in the United States called?
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-12-07
Yeah dude, next time try reading what the person actually said. You are just chomping at the bit to shoehorn shit that was never said.
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-07
That's not consistent with your earlier comment. Specifically this bit:
You were arguing against a "Jim Crow era racist law". As circusman said, I'm not suggesting for literacy tests in the way they were implemented but rather actual legitimate literacy tests.
And news flash; standard literacy tests are not Jim Crow laws (because those tests apparently weren't "standard at all") nor are they racist.
In fact, and I say this unironically and not in a "haha gotcha" way, it's pretty fucking racist of you to say standard & normal literacy tests are racist.
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-07
Looks like you failed the literacy test
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-12-07
I think it usually operated on the principle of the Grandfather Clause, i.e. if your grandfather was eligible to vote, you are automatically eligible to vote without having to pass a literacy test, pay poll taxes, etc.
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-12-07
There was also the grandfather clause, which said if your grandpa could vote, you didn’t have to do any of that shit.
1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2018-12-07
It's ok, if you weren't retarded you wouldn't be here on /drama
1 IllustriousQuail 2018-12-07
Ironically, all the people imposing those tests would have been Democrats.
1 zacura23 2018-12-07
Its not ironic because the Democrats were conservative back then.
1 djlewt 2018-12-07
Yeah, and then they switched parties, led by Strom Thurmond initially, his first attempt failing(southern democrats aka dixiecrats) and then finally settling into their new racist home, the republican party.
1 King_of_Shade 2018-12-07
Yes, FDR was a noted conservative. I don’t understand this timeline...
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-12-07
Ok so the whole "Democrats were conservatives" meme is often grossly misunderstood, so I understand your confusion. Because while it is (mostly) true, its also a great oversimplification of the party.
So when the Civil War ended in the 1860s, the Republican Party became the dominant party of the United States, with the Democrats having just about 0 power for a period of about 10 years, and even then they wouldn't get an actual candidate in power for another 10 after that. During this period the only Democrats who were allowed to partake in the national politics were those who stayed loyal to the north (despite a number of them being sympathetic to the south); the pro-business Bourbon Democrats. This is faction 1 of the Democratic Party. They were conservatives in the same way most of the dominant Republican politicians were. In fact, they were often criticized for being nearly identical to their Republican opposition, and that's why people often say that during this period of the mid-late1800s the parties were identical. President Grover Cleveland was a part of this faction, and they would evolve over time to have members such as Al Smith. But after the 1800s ended they would be the smallest faction in the party.
Faction 2 of the party was the Dixiecrats. Now, the Democratic party being founded under Andrew Jackson's policies and beliefs of State's Rights and Manifest Destiny this faction already existed before the Civil War, but it at one time had to contend with the Whigs in the region, a Big Tent party which included some factions in the South that were nativist and pro-slavery, thus also popular in the south. But when the North, united under the Tyrannical Republican Dictatorship of Abraham Lincoln just about all the Southern Whites united in opposition to him, despite them maybe having personal or political differences with eachother before that point. But after the South was crushed during the civil war southern politics and parties were supressed during Reconstruction under Grant and the Radical Republicans. Thus, southerners had to unite under one banner: the Democrats, the one party in the North that was in 'opposition' to the Republicans. Previous Democrats, as well as Know-Nothings and Constitutional Unionists, the sucessors to the Southern Whigs mentioned before, all united together against Northern Tyranny. During and after Reconstruction these Southern Denocrats took power (sometimes violently) from the pro-republican local politicians that had been instated in these states, and once this was done and Reconstruction was fully over the South became a Solid blue stronghold. This is when Jim Crow and other such laws and measures began to be implemented across the south. Thus the Dixiecrats became a strong, imposing faction of the party. With tensions between the north and south still very high these southern Democrats wouldn't hold any chances at getting president or anything major like that for decades, but a major influencer in the national party's affairs (as the DNC had a two-thirds majority rule for deciding its candidates politicians would have to often pander at least partially to the south to secure the nomination.) This faction was socially very conservative, but economically somewhat mixed, which is important for the next section. Major politicians from this faction included Strom Thurmond, the Byrd family dynasty, George Wallace, and many others.
The final faction of the party did not come into existence until much later than the other two, and has just about 0 roots in the original Jacksonian party (the only real connection between them is that the Jacksonians were once an agrarian party, and most of the precursors to this faction were agrarian leagues.) As I had mentioned prior, during the late 1800s the US was dominated by the Republican Party, and because of this many of the large businesses and capitalists would ally themselves with the party during the Gilded Age. But these businesses and 1%ers were quite unpopular with many of the working class, and a number of farmer-labour leagues in the midwest and in some areas of the south arose, with many of them uniting behind Third Parties such as the Populists, an economocally and socially progressive party, in 1892. They secured a huge number of votes for a third party during that election. This great showing for a third party intimidated the establishment of the Two major parties, and so the parties had to take measures to secure these progressive voters before they came in unregulated by an establishment and turned everything upside down. The Republicans had originally been a very liberal party under Fremont and Lincoln, and had managed to keep a fair number of these more progressive politicians within its ranks over the past 30-odd years, including young New Yorker Theodore Roosevelt. While they continued to elect puppets of big businesses like William McKinley in the late 1890s, they would offset this by making the rabble-rouser Roosevelt his VP to give of the illusion to progressive voters that the party was also for them. The Femocrats, meanwhile, did something similar with their own young upstarter, William Jennings Bryan, but instead of sidelining him to give off an illision that they were pro-progressive, he would become the Democratic candidate in order to form a coalition with the Populists so that they could oust the Republican establishment. In the next few elections the Populists would be fused into the Democratic Party, and thus was born the Progressive/Liberal faction of the party. Socially and economically this faction was generally liberal, but as I had mentioned previously the Dixiecrats were often economically mixed, so some dixiecrats, such as Benjamin Tillman, were socially Dixie and economicly progressive. Other members of this faction would include Henry Wallace, Hubert Humphrey, and others. Guys like Woodrow Wilson and Harry Truman were also associated with this faction but their membership is somewhat complicated and I'd have to go on huge tangents to explain it, and I've written enough already.
So, in summary by 1900 the Democratic Party was basically this big-tent party made up of 3 major factions:
1) The socially moderate, economically conservative Bourbon Democrats
2) The socially conservative, economically mixed Dixiecrats
3) The socially liberal, economically liberal Progressives
All united simply in their opposition to the dominant socially moderate, economically conservative Republican Party, which itself had its own growing progressive faction. I could go into detail of what happens to all these factions but that would probably require its own post.
As for FDR and JFK, they were born into Democratic family dynasties originally from the Bourbon faction of the party dating back decades prior, but both socially allied themsleves with the Progressives who had become the dominant faction in the North.
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1 Sarge_Ward 2018-12-07
Thanks
1 jubbergun 2018-12-07
Name at least one other prominent (meaning someone who held a federal or state elected office) southern democrat other than Strom Thurmond that changed parties.
You can't. That vast majority of "Dixiecrats" remained members of the democrat party for decades, most of them until their eventual deaths. Robert C. Byrd, William Fulbright, Bull Connor, George Wallace, etc., etc. -- all of these guys remained democrats.
You know what's dumb? Trying to hold present-day democrats accountable for what their party did fifty or more years ago. You know what's even more retarded than that? Trying to hold republicans accountable for what democrats did fifty or more years ago. The people who are voting and hold office now are not the people who voted and held office 50 years ago. Trying to hold republicans responsible for Robert C. Byrd's 20+ hour filibuster when Byrd was a democrat his whole life and has been dead less than a decade makes no fucking sense. It's just some sort of juvenile "I'm rubber you're glue" response.
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2018-12-07
Conservative democrats of the south... I wonder why all those states vote red now? Hmmmmmm
1 Aiwatcher 2018-12-07
Because Johnson pushed through the civil Rights act even though he knew it would alienate the racists in the south, who, at that point, overwhelmingly voted democrat.
Since civil rights movement in this country and the beginnings of the southern strategy, racists are generally Republicans. Not that Republicans are all racists, just that Democrats specifically alienated racists, mostly on purpose.
1 A663954512658449695 2018-12-07
I mean that's not a literacy test, that's racist horse shit. An actual basic literacy test wouldn't really be a bad thing. If you're above age 5 and live in the developed world while not being able to read you're just pathetic.
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2018-12-07
So you have a link to one of those literacy tests? I’m really curious to what the questions are
1 N0ahface 2018-12-07
http://www.openculture.com/2014/07/literacy-test-louisiana-used-to-suppress-the-black-vote.html
If you got one answer wrong, you would fail the test.
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2018-12-07
um excuse me what the fuck
1 muck4doo 2018-12-07
Easier than getting an ID to vote these days, from what I hear.
1 SaIadcream 2018-12-07
I'm not advocating it, but this is literally 5th grade level stuff: https://imgur.com/a/r95aGgV
Was some other state really that much harsher than Lousiana?
1 LighthouseToLunar 2018-12-07
I'm assuming their class took a different one? That is (mostly) easy af
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2018-12-07
They used to give literacy tests that we're nearly impossible to pass exclusively to pour and black minorities. The testing itself isn't the issue it's how it historically has been conducted. Like you could go look up those tests and even a literate person today would have trouble with them
1 Matthew1J 2018-12-07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRU5Zj5QelE
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-07
lmao based ass-gaping atheist telling it how it is
1 Poolooloo 2018-12-07
The American Left thinks having any standards at all is racist because they believe deep down that blacks are inferior and won’t meet those standards.
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-07
I mean if the blacks aren't properly educated by the government and then they implement a shit literacy quiz that doesn't work at all, maybe da left is right no?
1 Poolooloo 2018-12-07
Maybe da left is right that blacks are inferior?
1 ElonMuskar 2018-12-07
It's statistically proven mayos are the worst race of all and need to be culled down in demographics asap.
1 ObsessiveMuso 2018-12-07
> deliberately exclude a race of people from quality education for generations
> keep the vote away from them
> be forced to allow them to vote, but find a way to take it away by making it mandatory for them to utilize the education they had no access to
> DAE THE LIBERALS ARE THE REAL RACISTS?!?!"
Stick to ethical videogame journalism, 'pede.
1 ricoue 2018-12-07
Wh*te """people""" need to be culled
1 llapingachos 2018-12-07
They ruined the concept of literacy tests. The idea is well tainted now because they couldn’t administer them properly. Sad.
1 scarlettsarcasm 2018-12-07
Literacy tests specifically refers to post Civil War tests used by Southern states to specifically prevent black men from voting. It was illegal to teach slaves how to read and afterwards nearly all former slaves and their descendants were very poor and illiteracy was the norm for poor rural people. Therefore they would include the “grandfather clause” where if your grandfather could vote you could to, ensuring white poor males could still vote.
This is literally what the Civil Rights Act was passed to stop and one of the clearest and most well known examples of the American right taking advantage of the existing systematic oppression of black people to target them for further disenfranchisement you uneducated disingenuous dipshit
1 SithisTheDreadFather 2018-12-07
It's ok to say Democrats. They weren't called the Dixiecrats for no reason. Trying to define American politics by modern terms like "right" and "left" when referring to politics in the 1870s is foolish. Modern left-right was mostly fully established in the 1980's when Reagan was elected.
Otherwise good post.
1 scarlettsarcasm 2018-12-07
That’s completely fair, but tbh I don’t trust the person who made that post to be able to grasp that if I said Democrats it wouldn’t be confirming what they were saying.
I mostly stand by it though. Passing the Civil Rights Act is largely what prompted the flipping of the South and racists to the Republican Party and is a huge formational part of the at-the-time and modern conservative wing of American politics so it’s at least relevant going back to the mid 1900s, which is (I assume) more what this person’s targeting when talking about when attack the “left.”
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
They gave them exclusively to black people (and some new immigrants I guess) but old illiterate white people were grandfathered in - literally the origin of the term because if your grandfather could vote you didn’t have to take the test. The questions were designed to be impossible and obviously black education wasn’t nearly as good as the white schools at the time.
1 cragfar 2018-12-07
It's a false equivalence between voter ID cards with literacy tests.
1 ConstantOrganization 2018-12-07
Democrats think there should be no minimum requirements to do anything, they don't believe in personal responsibility that your circumstances are a factor of your environment, nothing else.
1 coldfirerules 2018-12-07
Brainwashee spotted.
1 Femicide 2018-12-07
ok this is epic
1 biffybyro 2018-12-07
👏NEXT👏MEME
1 wewladin 2018-12-07
SKAAAATAAADOOOO
FLLOOPORROOPOADOOO
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Eh I agree with the pasta though
Conservatives are generally pretty trash
1 duchessIQ 2018-12-07
thats fine dude, just dont expect anyone to care
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Why would I?
1 duchessIQ 2018-12-07
because you felt the need to type it
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
That’s what this website is all about man
1 shitpersonality 2018-12-07
You care, too!
1 Arcanas1221 2018-12-07
What is with the trend of saying "you cared enough to type it out"? If you type THAT sentence out, you immediately become hypocritical.
1 cruelandusual 2018-12-07
I care. And my opinions counts for a lot more than yours.
1 redditistidder 2018-12-07
duchessIQ is not a great person
1 duchessIQ 2018-12-07
come to piss in my bonfire again?
1 TheColdTurtle 2018-12-07
Based and redditpilled
1 PleaseStopPostingPls 2018-12-07
looks good me chief
1 MarioThePumer 2018-12-07
>thinking this was not ironic
1 double-happiness 2018-12-07
And where does the act of discounting people as 'trash' fit within the political spectrum? What type of people usually refer to others as 'trash'? If we do indeed live in a hierarchical / class-based society (as per conflict theory, where does that description locate you within it?
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Conservative beliefs are bad
So people who believe them are spoiling the milk for the rest of us
I don’t believe in conflict theory which is a Marxist theory so there’s no reason to work myself in a framework around it
1 double-happiness 2018-12-07
Do you believe we live in a hierarchical / class-based society? Is that a fair description?
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
I believe there are different levels of wealth, I don’t think the class-based system paradigm is as clear cut as people like to talk about
1 double-happiness 2018-12-07
Really.
https://www.channel4.com/news/factcheck/factcheck-qa-how-posh-is-parliament
Anyway, I just think that insofar as one does agree that we live in a hierarchical / class-based society, your description of conservatives as 'trash' necessarily makes you a bit of a snob, TBH. I mean, how can it not? If you go round viewing people in those terms then you are being a snob by dint of looking down on whoever it is you (rightly or wrongly) view as being down the social ladder from you. So I think your description says little or noting about conservatives, and much more about where you apparently fit into the social hierarchy, at least relative to them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2k1iRD2f-c
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
I don’t live in the UK mate I’m sure other societies have class systems differently than ours
1 double-happiness 2018-12-07
Not at all, I didn't say that. I said that your stance towards conservatives appears to be one of social condescension.
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Yes, my stance is condescension towards conservative beliefs and those who believe them you are correct.
1 double-happiness 2018-12-07
Right, and what ideology is the stance of social condescension (note that you omitted that word in your reply) most readily associated with? Liberalism, socialism, or what?
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Condescension is not politically tied mate
Libertarians are pretty condescending though
1 double-happiness 2018-12-07
I am specifically talking about social condescension, but you keep omitting that word, and it is important to the discussion, because you did not say they were 'dumb' for instance, you said they are 'trash'.
Anyway, I think it is politically tied. The far left and far right are far more populist and (at least in theory) on the side of the common person against the establishment. OTOH liberalism and conservatism are very much based on the idea of meritocracy, i.e. 'pull yourself up by your boostraps'. See for instance here. Conservatives know this and have attempted to rehabilitate conservatism's tendency towards social condescension.
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Mate social condescension is something you made up. Conservatives are not a social class, it is a series of beliefs which are trash.
1 double-happiness 2018-12-07
No it's not, it's a different way of saying 'class snobbery', as satirised in the comedy video I linked upthread.
I never said it was, I said it was more closely associated with social condescension AKA class snobbery.
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
This is tiring, class discrimination isn’t the same thing as social condescension which is something you created. What is your point you’re trying to make?
1 CirqueDuFuder 2018-12-07
Good Lord, you are trash with no reading comprehension.
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Stop social condescending me man
1 double-happiness 2018-12-07
Tough fucking shit, stop replying then poor baby! SMH
Social condescension is a form of class discrimination; can you not just put too words together to work out what they mean??
condescension = talking down to someone
Social condescension = talking down to someone because they are from a different (presumably lower) social class!! It's simple!!
You are clearly socially conservative. You might not call yourself that but you obviously are. Instead of criticising a group on their beliefs you snobbishly refer to them as 'trash'. IMO you are no better than conservatives because you look down your nose at people who you think are lesser than you, just like they do.
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Ok
1 double-happiness 2018-12-07
Great argument /s.
I've seen better comebacks on SRD, and that's not saying much.
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
That’s because you don’t know what words mean
1 double-happiness 2018-12-07
Exactly. Calling people 'trash' because you disagree with them is a form of snobbery and a reactionary position on a social issue, IMO.
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Uh oh he caught me, still replying heh
I can’t resist it :^)
You can’t take one sentence out of an entire Wikipedia page and use that as if it validates your point lmao (btw it doesn’t, I’m not reactionary).
1 double-happiness 2018-12-07
1) You can be socially conservative on some issues and socially radical on others. 2) Being socially conservative is not necessarily a bad thing, just as being socially radical is not necessarily good (a socially radical perspective could favour getting rid of the 'age of consent', while social conservatives would wish to preserve it.
You are socially conservative in the respect that the wiki says. BTW, I did not say...
...as you wrotehere. I said you are "clearly socially conservative", meaning you are socially conservative in that particular respect. I just wanted to clear that up, as there seems to have been some confusion there. A person can be conservative in some ways, but not in others, like I said.
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Lol, nah.
1 PeskyPapaya 2018-12-07
TIL internet shit posts are discrimination
1 double-happiness 2018-12-07
I don't think he was shit-posting at all though; he really believes that conservatives are trash. Why else would he keep arguing about it ITT?
1 fullmetalbri 2018-12-07
This dude is trolling, right?
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2018-12-07
What are conservative beliefs?
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
https://gop.com/platform/
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2018-12-07
at least give me a link that works god damn it.
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
It does tho
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2018-12-07
I'm not a burger, are they denying access to non muricans or something?
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
LOL that would be amazing if the GOP denied their platform to non-Americans. Classic republicans
1 iwantedtopay 2018-12-07
Conservatism is the radical (and gross tbqh) belief that mayos are people.
1 Arcanas1221 2018-12-07
Yeah but conflict theory can still be useful when researching and reducing biases, it doesnt make you a communist if you use it. You should look at things through all of the primary theoretical perspectives. Conflict theory itself is used by people like Sanders when they talk about wealth inequality.
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Conservatism is bad and that is my biased opinion.
1 Arcanas1221 2018-12-07
Right but conservatism being bad doesn't contradict with viewing things through conflict theory. My sociology class I took this semester defines it as "A framework for building theory that sees society as an arena of inequality in which groups are in constant competition for control of scarce resources". Resources can be political power, influence, money, etc. That would agree with a lot of things people from the left (which I am btw) believe, like with campaign finance reform being necessary due to politicians being corrupted.
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Ok sure. Conservatism is trash because of abuse of resources and hoarding resources.
1 kier00 2018-12-07
Lefties are also trash.
CENTRISM RESTORED
1 DocMjolnir 2018-12-07
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
1 BeastRBunny 2018-12-07
This kind of reductive thinking is the reason nothing can get done in Congress and is poisonous to our country
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Nothing can get done in Congress because the conservatives are preventing the good shit from passing
1 BeastRBunny 2018-12-07
I encourage you to research both sides of any given issue. You'll soon see that there is no true good or true bad
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Have we got a radical centrist on our hands boys
Nah, with research I have truly found that orange man IS bad
1 BeastRBunny 2018-12-07
I'm talking issues. You can hate Trump as a person if you want
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Orange man issues bad
1 BeastRBunny 2018-12-07
You are quite literally an NPC
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Lol liberals always just have preprogrammed responses don’t they fellow MAGAfriend?
1 BeastRBunny 2018-12-07
Try to be more open-minded. You'll be better prepared to succeed in life and enjoy life a lot more
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
But I’m already succeeding in life and enjoying it quite voraciously
Why should I open my mind to your shit-peddling and bad memes?
1 BeastRBunny 2018-12-07
Ignorance is bliss, I suppose
1 ujelly_fish 2018-12-07
Upvotes to that, my good sir
1 vivisection_is_love 2018-12-07
I mean it's pasta but it's still not wrong.
1 WhereIdIsEgoWillGo 2018-12-07
I agree
I feel like I'm missing something here
1 Awayfone 2018-12-07
Half a brain
1 WhereIdIsEgoWillGo 2018-12-07
Insults aside
I really don't see much here. I mean, the fact they ate the copypasta? Yeah I'm dumb, but I genuinely want to understand here
Or is the copypasta supposed to be off the rails incorrect and agreeing with it makes me stupid?
1 jubbergun 2018-12-07
With a little effort you'll become self-aware before SkyNet does.
1 WhereIdIsEgoWillGo 2018-12-07
Okay, yeah
Upon closer reading, and the realization that it was aimed at all republicans and not just republican citizens, I realize the stupidity there.
Beat skynet to the race it seems
1 Kellere31 2018-12-07
Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 8/8
1 degorius 2018-12-07
Six 8!?!?
Its a triple nazi
1 couchlox 2018-12-07
It's meant to show how edgy and badass the left thinks it is for enacting change for the sake of change.
The fact they ate the pasta and are posting it unironically is no less cringy than Facebook moms posting minion memes.
1 DonnysDiscountGas 2018-12-07
The middle part (in quotes) is basically correct. They then added some over-the-top smugness about how superior le reddit / coastal elites, that part is stupid.
1 cruelandusual 2018-12-07
"2 + 2 = 4"
Thousands of upvotes later...
"lol, I totally didn't mean that. You guys are so gullible."
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2018-12-07
Joke is on you, they were only pretending to be a retard!
1 DonnysDiscountGas 2018-12-07
"2 + 2 = 4"
"Lol anybody who says that is either retarded or pretending to be retarded!"
1 Arcanas1221 2018-12-07
"Climate change is a serious issue"
LMAO libtards ate the pasta XD
1 BeastRBunny 2018-12-07
False equivalency. More like:
Ridiculous opinion
Thousands of upvotes later...
"lol, I totally didn't mean that. You guys are so gullible."
1 AsianVinylEnthusiast 2018-12-07
Well done, GloomyProfessional. o7
1 BonoboZilla 2018-12-07
We've peaked
1 ardasyenden 2018-12-07
Holy fuck it’s worse than r/gaming
Remember that one guy who posted his ballsack to r/gaming and got to the front page?
1 Funkyduffy 2018-12-07
no please enlighten me
1 omicronpersei88 2018-12-07
Please
1 based_dimas 2018-12-07
The original post on r/gaming got deleted pretty quickly, but it still exists on r/gamingcirclejerk https://www.reddit.com/r/Gamingcirclejerk/comments/8mvcdg/rgaming_is_upvoting_my_ballsack_unironically_just/?utm_source=reddit-android
1 Anarcho_Autism 2018-12-07
Holy fuck that's hilarious
1 21Puns 2018-12-07
“Politics eat the pasta” sounds like some really bad high school punk band
1 newcomer_ts 2018-12-07
.... should be a flair at /r/politics
1 silentbob_ 2018-12-07
Wait, so you're telling me the majority of reddit is retarded, especially the political section of it? I'm shocked!
1 couchlox 2018-12-07
Shocked I tell you!
1 zacura23 2018-12-07
How do you know the person who posted it posted it to mock the left? It being copied from 6 months ago doesn't automatically make it not worth taking seriously.
1 Awayfone 2018-12-07
It is self evident it should not be taken serious, even if OP meant to be. Assuming you can read
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2018-12-07
>gilding in /r/drama
shiggy diggy
1 LighthouseToLunar 2018-12-07
Only 90s kids will get this comment 😂👌
1 80BAIT08 2018-12-07
Yeahp. sips
1 regionalfire 2018-12-07
I honestly think the people who gilded on Politics are bots, I mean no one would truly throw money away just because someone says something they agree with right?
1 Awayfone 2018-12-07
Not to be conspiratorial but sure lots of r/politics activity is bots. Many articles have weirdly high votes to comments ratios and votes flow quickly.
Then again I hate the place.
1 GreasyPeter 2018-12-07
See Bernie Sanders presidential bid "match me" hysteria.
1 throwaway-familyhelp 2018-12-07
Dear Sub-Human Filth,
I'm appealing to all of you stupid idiots to vote Democrat in 2018. That is if you have the basic education enough to read a ballot, anyway. I understand the majority of you racist rednecks can't even read this post, though. But those who can, please pass my message on to the rest of your inbred family.
We Democrats are morally, culturally and intellectually superior to you in every way. I will qualify myself by noting that I have a Liberal Arts degree from a college, which you obviously have never been to, if you even know what one is. I also have a black friend. I have been told by several professors that everything you hold dear is terrible. Therefore you, personally, are also terrible.
I don't know you, but I know that you're racist. I also know that you hate gay people and still get scared during lightning storms.
The religion which you hold closely, greatly believe in, and which brings you comfort--you are wrong because I'm smarter than you and I'm telling you so. It is one of the many reasons why you are stupid and I'm better than you.
You see, us Democrats want a system which helps everyone in the world. Our system is designed around love and kindness to everyone. If you don't agree, I hate you.
It's not too late to change. If you knew your history, which of course you don't, you'll remember a time in America when Indians were dragged away from their homes and forced to assimilate into white society. Well, we want to change that kind of behaviour (sorry for my spelling, as I'm not from your country) by making sure you go to college and have a small apartment in a big, busy coastal city, where you belong. That will help you rid yourselves of your backward, incorrect culture and way of thinking. We'll do everything we can to make sure you agree with us and say all the right things and not be brainwashed against thinking the same way we do.
All of you stupid, backward, redneck, racist, homophobic, uneducated yokels need to realize we're trying to build a classless society where we all get to live in harmony with each other, where we're all equal. If you only understood that you wouldn't be so much worse of a person than I am.
So please vote Democrat. Help me help you, you worthless motherfuckers.
1 LongPostBot 2018-12-07
All them words won't bring your pa back.
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1 WhereIdIsEgoWillGo 2018-12-07
Didn't get it till this comment
Thanks for making the ignorance of the pasta more apparent
1 Metatron58 2018-12-07
I was told I can't be taken seriously because I mentioned the NPC meme as true.
genetic defectives. all of them.
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-07
Props to them for sticking with it?
1 StingAuer 2018-12-07
Where's the lie?
1 twawaytrust 2018-12-07
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Mueller/comments/b50mb5/mueller_did_not_find_the_trump_campaign_or_his/ejae2ls/?utm_medium=web2x&utm_source=share
MOTHER FUCKER THEY ATE IT AGAIN
1 jubbergun 2018-12-07
Yeah, I saw that the other day.