This should come as no surprise. These are the same people who literally argue in favor of the mayocide. Did you forget about that? I didn't. /r/Drama posters are literally pro-mayocide. That's not even me being hyperbolic or making insults, it's simply a fact.

They.

Are.

Not.

Human.

They are autists. And they are completely irredeemable.

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Jesus christ, bussybot, calm your fucking tits

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rubs hands together jewishly

This is good for Dramacoin

If you aren't buying the dip, you are a straight idiot. No bussy for you!

I fucking burst out laughing as soon as I opened the link and saw the picture.

Whoever decided to post that picture needs to be made CEO of something.

Mod them pls.

People are upset at viewing the only actual evidence that she is Jewish.

Can't argue with the Facts. Resemblance is uncanny

Greedily rubbing hands together may be my all-time favorite body language. 😍

When I don't feel jewish enough I go do it in front of a mirror to make sure my superior jewish genes are still in me

👐👃

Excellent!

What is this small strange creature?

US Senator Dianne Goldman Berman Feinstein

assumed that name was fake, love it

that's a real name wtf

It really is the perfect picture to generate clicks on your article. It's so similar to the hand rubbing jew pic it can't be an accident.

Its 💯🍆💦

I think it's just a cohen-cidence

i totally missed that. Is wapo a subtle /ournewspaper/?

Yes.

Democracy dies in darkness

is a subtle dog whistle saying People of Color are incompatible with democracy, and it's disgusting

omg

You are a much better troll than I am. Carry on, and keep up the good work, sir.

keep up the work, good sire.

ftfy

You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar, and a faggot.

It’s owned by cumskins I’m sure, so yes

See for yourself over at /user/washingtonpost:

Democracy Dies in Dankness. Official account.

... oh fuck me. It's real.

What, you think WaPo cant meme with the best of them?

this entire account is pure cringe

Wait, how did you just ping them and not get banned?

I sense a conspiracy...

not even close

In a just world, every last person who voluntarily entered the employ of this president would be forever subject to the scorn and contempt of all their fellow citizens.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2018/12/10/smart-republicans-are-already-abandoning-trump-theyre-still-culpable

Out

I didn't even notice lmfao

Hahaha... I was not prepared for this.

Holy shit, that had to be on purpose.

What is Washington Post trying to say?

Holy shit. How long before they delete it?

holy shit that fucking pictures lmfao

lol this photo is great.

truly based and centrist

Damn Washington Post is alright I guess

i don't know about you fellas but there's something about this sassy lady that makes me hot in all the right ways

Is it more than 1/1064th?

This is one of the best things I've ever seen.

But seriously, that picture had to be intentional.

man people are REALLY hung up on the Warren thing huh

Goy status = annoyed

Jew status = delighted

Someone in the audience at the event, organized by Jews for Racial and Economic Justice, made a remark, which can’t be heard in a video of the congresswoman-elect’s brief speech, but which seemed to embrace her as a fellow Jew. She replied, “He’s like, ‘I told you! I knew it! I sensed it!’”

Fucking kek

Jewdar fully operational

The nose knows

Jews for Racial and Economic Justice

Lmao.

I mean, it's just a leftist movement/foundation that is apparently based in and focuses on NY so I don't know shit about them, but they seem to be fairly connected with religion, which is a bad thing imo, and they might be supporting BDS from what I saw, so...fuck them if they are.

the wealthy sycophants, who lifted her up, like a living sigil, into the national spotlight, chose her for a reason.

JFREJ is a fringe group of socialists and pro-palestinian activists tbh. Most of them support BDS, their main religious figure is a female """rabbi""" who constantly excuses Islamic antisemitism on twitter.

The Muslims are like the beaten fight dog of the Jews. Neither of them like each other but that doesn’t mean one isn’t useful to the other.

yeah you can always tell when they're testing candidates out because suddenly reddit becomes their twitter feed.

I was gonna laugh but you're probably unironically mad

quoting a twitter rant I linked in another cortez post

She should make a sex tape with Huma Abedin but only release it if Israel and Palestine can sign a peace treaty.

I think I've already fapped to this, but I can't remember for sure.

Was done in a recent curb your enthusiasm season

thats sounds so hot

Hnnnng. Soooo many teeths 😜

Implying one country will recognize the other.

Be centrist, bomb both. Be best.

All hail our queen r/huma

They even wrote a book about her.

Yeah, i remember reading that shit back in middle school.

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Dragonlance. Always awesome.

Forgotten Realms or go home.

Lol no.

Book wise, Dragonlance. Campaign wise Eberron. Forgotten Realms is just the generic as fuck mediocre pap they hand out to babies who like Deizzt.

Idk Eberron. Forgotten realms is a good read and great for campaigning. Dragonlace is fine reading, but the premade campaigns for it the 90s just werent as good. Also, Elminster > Drizzt

Ed Greenwood only though.

Fuck Elminster in his gender bent pervy old man author self-insert ass.

I'm unironically angry that that sub is not more active.

Carlos Danger can film and direct it!

Alternatively, threaten to release it unless Israel and Palestine sign a peace treaty.

"God Bless the USA" faintly in the distance

THIS JUST IN: ISRAEL AND PALESTINE SIGN LANDMARK TREATY USHERING 1 BILLION YEARS OF PEACE

Pretty sure they knew alread.

Does she have Jewish ancestry like Elizabeth Warren has native american history?

Not yet. Gotta go through the steps. Next step is Trump calls you "Dreidlhontas" or something and it becomes a meme. Then you go on record a few times where the relative changes and you can't really recall accurately. Then there's more memes. Then you call your friend who "confirms" it using a test that says you are 1/1024th related to someone who grew up somewhere between Lebanon and Sudan.

My money is on claiming something like nobody is jewier than Jared Kushner and he's the biggest friend of the jews

At what point in the process does she become an honorary mayo for claiming to be part of a culture she has nothing to do with?

Did that happen for Warren in her quest? All I recall is tribes openly rejecting her with Cherokee at the front of the battle lines, actually analyzing her history to prove her wrong.

Warren has always been a mayo. But claiming to be italian, irish, german, native american, etc... is the penultimate amerimutt mayoness. I think she deserves honorary mayo status if she's going to join the party.

She did a DNA test and she came back as 1/1024 native American. That's in addition to tribes telling her to GTFO.

and she came back as 1/1024 native American.

America being the entire western hemisphere, mind you. The test cannot even conclude if her ancestor did or did not live in Peru.

That's because local natives are hip to the white man's tricks and refuse to donate to DNA databases.

So she's potentially like 1/1024 Colombian or whatnot because that's all the dude had to compare her to.

That's just business. More members = lower payouts.

Ancestry != membership and she never tried to claim membership.

Ooooh this sounds like a fun gymnastic routine.

Ok sir. Carry on.

Membership is determined by Dawes rolls, not genetics.

Just gonna keep dancing over in that little corner until I get bored and move on, aren't ya

Well too late. Moving on.

Not my fault you’re too retarded to understand the Cherokee position here.

https://giant.gfycat.com/AmusedSlightBluetonguelizard.webm

https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/9mzxyy/z/e7it4h6

Hi were too stupid or dodgy (both?) to get the topic figured out entirely in the first place. Defending Pocahontas anyway is just lulz, so that's two strikes in a one strike system. Byeeee!

Not defending anyone - Warren is retarded to bring her family folklore into the public sphere.

But not DDF retarded.

The true centrist take 👏

He'd probably drag a dollar around on the floor to see if she will go for it like Carter did to Lois on Family Guy.

Implying same dynamic is in place.

It literally is, though.

Don't be a dumbfuck.

If Warren said she is of Jewish heritage, nobody not even fucking Trump would mock her for that. Unlike what has transpired.

Conservative Jews definitely would mock her from that. I guarantee the right will mock Ocasio-Cortez, the same way they made fun of Julia Salazar when she falsely claimed she was Jewish

Conservative Jews

lol

do u even moldbug fam?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Benjamin_Netanyahu

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Shapiro

Wait a minute, I just realized how many right-wing Jews are named "Benjamin".

the truth about the (((benjamins))) running our country

I'm pretty sure they'd go beyond mocking her and get downright nasty if she claimed to be Jewish and was demonstrably not (like she is demonstrably not native american) because no one gives two shits about the native Americans despite gerting genocided way worse than the jews. The Jews got a fucking country for their trouble. What did the Indians get? A few barren plots of land, casinos, and alcoholism?

She actually looks a little Ayn Randy in that pic.

That's not the only thing she resembles https://twitter.com/hamster_ai/status/1072141367059582977?s=20

MFW

That resemblance is a bit too on the nose.

too on the nose.

Oy vey!

It's a really cute pose, like a mouse protecting its cheese.

Now this is the kind of prime drama I come here for.

NOOOOO!!!! Not my waifu!! 😡😡😡

For those tards who don’t know, literally 50% of people in Latin America claim this. You can’t trip over some homeless bum in Mexico or Brazil or Cuba or Puerto Rico without someone claiming their ancestors were conversos. In 90% of cases, it’s a lie.

My DNA test showed 4% Jew, probably from conversos. Tbh it was susurprising to see more Jew than moor. u/AnnoysTheGoys does that make me honorary?

does that make me honorary?

I mean, 4% isn’t that much more goyishe than Antipater and his Idumaean kangzspawn. There’s hope for you yet.

it has to pass through the mother's side or something right?

does that make me honorary?

For 4%? That's a bit low, but hmu if you need more Jew in you.

I, for one, am shocked we share DNA with people frequently dispersed (((globally)))

But what about high IQ as a consequence?

There's no evidence of that south of Rio Grande so your theory is shilling to soft land another collectivist who got into the business under a pretense for public while (((they)))... (((they))) knew.

Wat? Edgy Latin American socialists often want to distance themselves from the historical Catholic Church, often associated with conservative movements (not necessarily any longer, but definitely in the past), and find that making up fake rumors or claims of historical converso ancestry allows them to paint their ancestors as victims of previous conservative, landowning, aristocratic persecution. It's not really very complicated.

At this point which socialists are worse - those of Jewish or those of Catholic heritage?

In your opinion, of course...

I don't have a problem with Iberians. Mass Irish-American immigration, on the other hand, is overwhelmingly responsible for modern American liberalism, the Democratic Party, the 1965 immigration act (would never have been passed without famed hibernian Ted Kennedy), the last 3+ Democratic Presidents, the wanton corruption of Tammany Hall and a highly disproportionate share of all Democratic political operatives over the last century.

It's impressive that you can post to reddit from your phonograph

Tammy Hall is hardly just the fault of the Irish.

https://imgur.com/gallery/opBuw

That's kind of funny in perspective considering that current Latin American socialists are rabidly anti-Israel.

Yeah, but in their case it’s just an additional insurance against criticism for that. Israel in Latin America is a tribal issue for left and right, just like it is in Northern Ireland for example.

But what about high IQ as a consequence?

Sephardic Jews have average IQ.

It is Ashkenazi Jews who are the cunning one

My Mothers surname Kramer does that make me Jewish?

idk bro ask her or smth 🤷‍♀️

Hanukkah celebrates the miracle that oil thought to be enough for only one day burned instead for eight.

Is that all Hannukkah is about, sound pretty lame tbh

Hannukah was originally a very minor holiday--it's not biblical, and they didn't even stop work to celebrate it. It was pumped up so Jews didn't feel left out during Christmas.

In all honesty, Hanukkah was an extremely minor holiday. It became popular so Jewish kids wouldn't feel left out around Christmas.

And the Adam Sandler song helped push it into being more mainstream. Passover (like Easter) is the main Jewish holiday, as far as Ive been told.

Nah Yom Kippur is the biggie.

Yom Kippur isn't exactly a holiday, though. It's a day of mourning and self-torment. The big three are Sukkot, Passover and Shavuot- those are the ones when you're supposed to make pilgrimage to Jerusalem.

How is it Israel, do they give a shit about Hannukah?

or for us half-jews to double dip

Making an entire holiday around only having to pay for a single days oil and having it last for 8 days

LMAO

It's actually about rebels overthrowing Greek invaders. But they added the miracle part to turn it into a religious holiday.

With that fucking schnoz it would be quite the surprise if she wasn't.

This is the best version of the merchant meme I've yet seen, how the fuck did that picture get published for that article lmao.

I'm guessing that the editors either didn't know about the meme, or they did and they didn't care too much about it to remember. Or maybe they intentionally let it slide, who knows.

oh my god she's literally rubbing her hands

Wait is this for real, or just an old family legend like Chief Runs-and-Loses?

80% of latin american socialists claim it, it's true for like 1%.

Not true, most Latin Americans have Spanish blood which by that extention means Sephardic blood. There was never any 'blue bloods' in Spain nor anywhere in the Mediterrenean.

Even if it wasn't Jewish, its North African or earlier Phonecian who spoke a dialect intelligible to Hebrew.

Objectively, a couple hundred thousand Conversos did not spread their genes to several hundred million Latin Americans in a few hundred years. Sure, Mediterranean ancestry is all intermixed, but we’re talking about a very specific subset of Jewish converts to Christianity who stayed in Spain and Portugal and then moved to the Americas.

Not just early conquistadors, if thats what you are referring too by the few hundred thousand. Most Europeans didn't come until way later and were never the initial conquistadors coming into Latin America as late as the early 1900s when Mexico and Argentina had economies comparable to Europe.

Depending on where in Latin America many can be less than half native and the rest from like Andalusia.

Weren't there more muslims than jews in Spain?

Even if it wasn't Jewish, its North African or earlier Phonecian who spoke a dialect intelligible to Hebrew.

You could have just said semitic.

No all afro asiatic languages outside of Africa are semitic. No one would say Arabic is intellible to Hebrew or Phoenician.

Hebrew is intelligible to Phoecian because they are both Semitic languages specifically from the Levant.

Intelligable does not mean from the same language family or group if thats what you are thinking.

Im not sure what im on. I think I thought you were trying to say something else.

I owe you one free bussy.

I mean she's probably more native than Warren, given that Puerto Ricans probably have some Taino ancestry

That photo is entirely deserved.

Aaaaand it all clicks into place

Wtf i love jews now

Maybe she's 1/1024th Jewish.

BEWARE THE JEWISH PSY-OP

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Guess that explains why every single one of her photo looks like she's high on coke

That photo tho. Damn who chose that.

I mean, the alt-right already voted in the most pro-Jewish president in US history.

Are we really that surprised?

Useful idiot status: through the roof.

The fact that they are constantly accusing eachothers favorite youtube attention whores of being jewish makes it all the more amusing.

Oy vey, shut it down

She’s rubbing her hands together in the thumbnail someone is getting fired for this

Every night i gaze in sky and thing there must be some kind higer power that is drama mod.

Of course she's claiming to be Jewish. Gotta get all that intersectional oppressed group street cred. I wonder how long it'll be before she tells us she's been trans this whole time.

wouldn't surprise me tbh

she's been trans this whole time

That would explain the penis and the Adam's apple.

What is it with dems and treating race like some gender-reveal party?

I don't get the issue with the photo can someone explain plz?

le rub hands semite

A Jewish communist? No one is ever gonna buy that story.

0.0% chance that picture is random.

Hopefully she can resist the lure of shekels.

Wat

Juan Epstein called, he wants his gimmick back.