leave that place it isn't worth it

a lot of them are the alt-right mirror images of our tankie edgelord teens, and a lot of people there are broken, toxic people and their parasites who exploit and humiliate them for sociopathic fun

just a really bad community all around

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Nia will not escape the mayocide

The faces of /pol/

My first fucking thought lmao

She'll be voting Trump and joining a Militia within a week.

And hooking up with cousins

Ok, ed, we get it. You're down with mayocide. Here's your booster seat, big guy

dude bussy lmao

lmao!

seeing all you inbred uneducated retarded wiggskin apes circlejerking your tiny birdshit shrimpsticks to this like its some profound conclusion is fucking hilarious. it's like watching whitey monkeys finding a skateboard and trying to ride it but just embarassing themselves in classic beer gutted shit for brains whiteshit style.

fuck whiteys.

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and im dead fucking serious btw

tfw enslaved by subhumans 😂😂😂

If you dropped a human in a pack of aggressive forest apes, who do you think would walk out a torn apart mess?

Pretty sure slave trading ships were like 12 jews and 1000s of slaves so your analogy sucks.

She got a touch of the white-out brush

obligatory

Oh man every time

man this is awesome.

where's radical cetrism tho

top right box.

Typical Argentinean reply.

The left panel mate.

Beautiful

Why are all the top comments so upset about it? I thought makeup chicks where woke?.

Not to mention she doesn't even look african. Her facial features are super european.

Mitochondrial DNA is maternal line only. It doesn't actually tell what percentage ancestry european she is. Mitochondrial DNA also doesn't really affect facial features or anything like that, it has to do with energy production in cells. Its only used because its DNA only passed down the maternal line. So, at some point, she had a niggerfucker mayo maternal line ancestor. It may only be a small fraction of her total DNA though.

Those are not makeup chicks. That video got brigaded by rightoids

yeah i guess the recency of the top comments should have been a giveaway.

Not reading all this but does it basically boil down to someone learning on camera about the one drop rule?

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Cause she's mostly white.

Slow your roll Elizabeth Warren.

Right, but many blacks are probably mostly white, that’s the one drop rule. How she did not know that is puzzling to me.

many blacks are probably mostly white

It was really absurd in the Jim Crow South as well. This is Homer Plessy, the black plaintiff in Plessy v. Ferguson.

Holy crap

He looks like he could play Mr. Candy in Django

...that's not the one drop rule.

If you have light mixed race people they typically identify as black I don't know about that one, I'm lighskinned and I'd say that other people identify me as black (and tbh it's pretty hard not to). When people ask me where I'm from and I tell them I'm half Russian thats usually not the half they were asking about

Interesting, thanks. Honestly did not know that.

How do you identify?Im in the uk and always just been mixed, it seems in america they get pushed one way or the other

I don't really identify, don't really see the point in it. I just tell people that race isn't simply black, white, yellow, red, it's more ambiguous than that. And that fact was proven in this video for example.

I'm in Sweden btw, and here people will say you're black if you're mixed, however, we're all just as much white as we're black though. Never heard anyone tell me I'm white.

i applaud you for going to the effort of watching the whole thing and timestamping literally everything, but i also think you should see a therapist for the exact same reason.

I would hope we would both be able to seek therapy for just being subbed to this place

Lmao imagine going to therapy and not just self-medicating with masturbation and drugs

That’s just what I call a normal Tuesday.

only Tuesday?

Yeah, we people with white maternal DNA call it Trippin' Tuesday 😎

I feel personally attacked by this relatable comment

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We could all use some CBT. And by that I mean cock & ball torture.

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you're retarded you stupid jizzskin. She is clearly black. You "don't start being black" at a certain generation- one of your ancestors is just white. you still would have majority black ancestors who would be traced to africa.

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all this shows is a fat beer gutted autistic honky forced himself on one of her relatives. you people are the most inbred, stupidest bunch of subhuman whiteys i have ever seen.

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and no, im not trolling or being ironic. dumb jizzskins.

Sweet sweet tears

Is what I say when whiteys like you cry

lol do you know how much american health insurance costs

i also think you should see a therapist

Is this how we people to keep safe these days?

there's no therapy for this level of weaponized autism.

Still, good find OP. your effort post is appreciated

Seconded. This probably should be on the side bar.

Oooooh. I just figured it out. "Mayo" is like the new 'cracker' or 'honkey?' Duh, I don't know why I didn't get it. Yeah, sorry, there's no derogatory word for white people that hurts our feelings. It's like calling a wealthy person a "rich asshole." In order for a slur to hurt, it needs to be aimed at a flaw or perceived weakness.

Mayos smh

Cumskin bitches

The biggest insult is that we're not as smart as asians.

Oi vey I forgot about them.

Or Asian Jews.

Resistance is futile against our superior verbal and math skills

There are actually a few Jewish settlements in China, they're even allowed to go to Israel

Jeurasian master race when

Yeah, but Asians don't got our gumption, and gumption wins wars gahd dang it.

You’re slower than mayo on an (((iceberg))).

And thank you for reminding me to get lunch. <3

don't forget extra mayo

Only a mayo would be thick enough to think "mayo" is some elaborate code to break.

Nobody was trying to hide it from you.

In order for a slur to hurt, it needs to be aimed at a flaw or perceived weakness.

I mean it made you sperg out and write a whole paragraph, so its good enough for me.

What's a sperg?

You

I'm a mayo.

It's possible, and damn near likely, to be both

I've only just learned "mayo." I'm not familiar with spergs. I suppose I could be.

a sperg is someone with aspergers

Having Asperger's Syndrome. It's a way to call someone autistic.

Even people with autism get a slur? Classy.

Autism is a slur online, connoting an inability to understand social cuing and context.

I know three kids with autism. None of them would be able to stop screaming or banging their heads against the door long enough to get online and chat with anyone. To make matters worse, I'd think people who fail to understand social cuing and context would thrive in an environment where we're only dealing with alphanumerics. Odd.

yes.

I know three kids with autism

How's the group therapy working out?

I have no idea. I wish all of those families well. But, were I the patriarch, those children would be elaborate headstones...

alphanumerics

Nice big word for "words" you fucking word nerd

I'm the retard? It means words and numbers... Good luck with college, baby.

You see any numbers here nerd? This is a letter only safe space.

1 point 8 hours ago

???

1

8

numbers

Oh fuck the nerds win again smdh

Bud there’s a lot of levels. You can be a high functioning autist and live your life just fine. That doesn’t mean you’re not an autist. Don’t think it simply means “people who scream and bang their heads”, it goes way deeper than that.

Also nuances are harder to portray in text so I’d imagine it’s even harder for them to “get” what people truly mean on places like reddit.

Sperg has come to mean any but a canned, low effort response, which I for one wholeheartedly support. Everyone should understand that thinking out loud is stupid and wrong as well as neurologically abnormal, and it's most important never to break the jerk even in ostensibly non jerk contexts.

As a great religious teacher put it, "think as you like, but do as others do."

Go eat your unseasoned filth you chalky cumskin

I'm making jambalaya for dinner.

Are you new or just a bad troll?

I'm a genius troll. Look at how many stupid fucks have been replying to my asinine comments. You're one. I've already won. Everything else is gravy.

Man, imagine being so pathetic, you take pride in "winning" by getting reactions from your retarded reddit comments. At least make it funny.

In order for a slur to hurt, it needs to be aimed at a flaw or perceived weakness.

TIL mayoskins don't consider their disgusting, pasty-ass melanoma-waiting-to-happen to be a weakness.

how do you function being this retarded

How? Neurological processes I couldn't begin to know. If I had to guess.

t. faggot

See, there's a good one. Sadly, I'm old enough to have reclaimed it. But, I appreciate the effort.

t. boomer faggot

Gen X. But, you're good. I use Boomer as a slur too. It really gets my aunts and uncles seething.

nobody cares.

You seem to...

😴😴😴

I'm emoji-retarded. You'll have to explain the intended insult. Sleep, sleep, sleep? Wait. Does this mean I am super boring? Wow. In one thread, I've learned I'm a mayo, a sperg, and a bore. God, I suck.

I'm emoji-retarded

FTFY

Perhaps, but I doubt it. I may be a drunk now, but in earlier times, I was always the "95th-percentile."

Yikes. mayos are truly a mistake.

TBF it just says her mom's ancestry is huwyte. Her dad couldve been that amistad nigga for all we know.

thats my thoughts, her dad could still be from ghana or nigeria or whatever

Apparently these tests are still $300, unlike the $60 23&me shit. Bitch dropped $300 dollars to learn her 4x great grandma was a mayo when she could have just asked her mom. 😂😂😂

"Im sorry honey, you weren't from slaves"

Shit, $300 lighter in oppression points too.

Can't even play the "slave was raped by whitey" card when it's Gramma

It was her great great great great great grandma, but the grandma was white. Grandpa was black. Very progressive for 1836.

Gen Zyklon will spend any amount of money to avoid talking to their birthgivers

It's ok. Becky can just use her newfound privilege to become wealthy like all of the other white people. That $300 was her ticket to millions.

I guess the whole thing is premised on the premise that as a half-black you get oppression points if your grandmothers were blacks raped by whites. Similar how to the woke Latina people identify with the oppressed people raped by Spanish colonizers, not with the colonizers doing the raping for some reason.

It's all entirely retarded of course.

Have they ever gotten away from mitochondrial sampling?

Ouch. Went from black power African queen epic style to Becky in 2 seconds flat. This is as funny as the kkk guy who found out he was like 20% black on Oprah.

Damn 20%? Isn't that like a grandfather being black? How the fuck do you miss that.

Adultery is a subtle game

😏👨🏿

Because the DNA tests have a confidence interval of +/- 50% of being right. Also, the DNA is sampled against DNA of people who CURRENTLY LIVE THERE.

You think 23andMe fucking has hundred thousand old genome maps? Hahaha, nah, read their fine print.

That 20% or w.e is DNA he shares with people who live in Africa today share with him--not origins.

Seem like you have an axe to grind, what did you find out about yourself?

100% jew. 200% autism

He's on r/Drama. Like a test is needed for proof of the latter.

1% Plankton.

Karen, find me a new wife!

Right away, Sheldon

What % of emojis?? 😏

👏🎺👏🎺👏🎺👏

Somebody can be caught by the police because their uncle, cousin etc. sent off for a DNA test. Which is how the "Golden State Killer" was caught.

https://www.usatoday.com/story/tech/nation-now/2018/04/27/ancestry-genealogy-dna-test-privacy-golden-state-killer/557263002/

And here we see it - the real reason for all these websites.

Not to be a massive conspiracy nut but the DoD had a program to track everybody and what they said and thought. Which was shut down on the day that Facebook launched.

Source please

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DARPA_LifeLog

The DARPA program was canceled in 2004 after criticism from civil libertarians concerning the privacy implications of the system.

Facebook didn't launch in 2004.

DARPA needs to be dismantled yesterday. Amazing most Americans don't even know anything about it.

Considering they brought us the internet, I agree.

Yeah, fuck that. I’ll just wait 30 years when I could probably do it at home.

Eh, the bigger reason is the data medical companies can get. Insurers love these websites.

They can also patent any discoveries derived from your genome.

What are they going to do with my genome? Clone me? I never got this worry. How exactly can anyone harm me by knowing my DNA?

A helack cell scenario could arise. Basically anything found to have medical/biotech applications in your genone r all belong to said company. At least that is my understanding.

They could design a virus that specifically targets people with some rare combo of genes you have.

If some one's willing to go that far to kill me then fuck it, I'd just be impressed/kinda flattered.

A gun is cheaper and more efficient.

Less subtle, too.

Alright Silvio Caruso

The only real answer is who knows. There's probably some potential of false positives, and there infinite possibilities of a wrong place/wrong time scenario that could lead to false imprisonment.

What if you kiss a guy a party and he's stabbed to death hours later with no other suspect?

Same thing that happens if they find your fingerprint on his shirt?

This isnt new ethical territory, just increased information.

If they can’t do anything with it why do they want it?

Can't do anything negative to me personally is not the same thing as what you just wrote.

They may find a genetic marker for heart disease that crops up at 45. If they do as it stands now they can literally sell that information to the insurance industry, so they can deny you coverage and life insurance. Or a company looking to hire you can say "well he's 43 now, and we don't want to have to replace him in two years so let's not hire him."

Alright you win, that's the first valid point I've heard. I don't really care about the insurance stuff cause I don't live in Burgerland, but the job thing is scary.

Wait, they don't have life insurance where you live?

They do but I'm not planning on ever getting life insurance. The overall coverage, and jobs thing is far worse.

I don't see the issue with that. Any research involving human participants belongs to the people who conducted the research. Though sometimes if it's a case study or something involving a rare medical condition then the participant(s) get an acknowledgement 😊

You ever heard of Henrietta Lax? Her cancer cells are so unique that they might well be immortal for all practical considerations. She died decades ago but her cells are still used today in cancer research.

Her family is also impoverished and neither she nor them saw a penny for the research done on what is technically still her body.

Does she or her family deserve royalties for the billions in research she contributed to? Or is it completely irrelevant where the cells came from?

The family were in a podcast. What more do they want?

The edgiest thing about this comment is her family said what they want in the episode and it wasn't money.

Lmao this is peak black people nonsense

Please, help my dumb brain understand. I don't really know how I feel about it personally.

i think it depends on how the cells were acquired

Doctors just kinda held onto them following a tumor biopsy, without her knowing. Sometime in the 40s. Her family didn't know till the 70's by which point the cell line was scientifically remarkable, being the first immortal cancer cell line.

Why the fuck would anyone be entitled to their cancer cells they willingly got rid of

If I take a shit and flush it down the toilet, only to find out there was a gold nugget in that shit, the person that swam to the bottom of the ocean deserves it, not me for shitting it out

Some people might view their genes as more than just the fecal material they expel. Even cancer causing genes. I dunno, who am I to say? She did suffer through that remarkable cancer and die from it, so at some level I think she earned it more than just a shit.

Saying she suffered the cancer is just an appeal to emotion. Believing you own a genetic mutation that occurred in one of your cells that you willing discarded is just a strange rationalization. Would you apply this logic to a person finding a strand of hair on the ground, then finding a mutation in the hair proteins that can be used to prevent baldness?

She didn't discover anything. She didn't have any effort stolen. Her only contribution was accepting the treatment of people who actually did do work.

Not only that, but was any money even made off the immortal cancer cells? (Genuinely curious on this one.)

Reading from Wikipedia tells me HeLa cells are used in quite a few important research contexts. Jonas Salk used them to test the polio vaccine, and have been in high demand since the 50s, used to test human sensitivity to a variety of consumer products/medicines. So I'd imagine someone was making and selling them.

I think perhaps a better metaphor is that someone found a treasure trove on your property. You may not have done anything to get it, and it may have stayed there forever had someone not dug it up, but it's on your land. Someone else in the thread called them "X-Men cells" which I think is pretty apt too!

There's a really fun book called "Next" by Michael Chrichton (Jurassic Park guy) that opens with almost the exact same conundrum, and is all about sci-fi genetic research. Fun stuff, this conversation really bringing that memory back.

Then we simply disagree. I suppose I just value the hard work of those scientists more than you, and you emphasize more with the victim of such a painful, though remarkable, disease. Neither is more righteous than the other. Just opinions.

I appreciate the civility of your response, btw. Not often found on Reddit. Have a nice day/ Christmas.

If I take a shit in the woods and someone plants an apple tree in that shit, I don't have any right to the apples.

Aye, but any apple growing from your shit does not have your DNA stamped inside every single cell. And it didn't come as a product of you suffering through literal cancer. Id certainly feel better about the whole deal if they'd asked her originally or let her family known a bit earlier.

My point is that you've done even less to earn the right to "your DNA" than shitting in the wood.

The part about asking for consent is troubling because of slippery slope to related issues and further, but as far as I understand nobody would be allowed to do that without about 10 forms signed in triplicate these days, so the slope is blocked for good.

Do you think that gov. should be able to imminent domain and sieze your cells in the event your DNA is biologically important? Maybe I'm crazy but to me it feels kinda off to not atleast compensate someone for their contributing to research. Like we pay people for participating in research, donating plasma, those sorts of things. Why not pay people for their really useful cancer genes? I don't think you're wrong, it's all just interesting stuff to discuss.

I will say she did suffer and die through that cancer, so in some way she earned it a bit more than just a shit.

You can't patent your X-Men cells.

I think that it's two separate things: on one hand, you of course should have the right to bodily autonomy, more than HIPAA-strength control over what happens to the data you do share etc. On the other, I don't think you shouldn't be entitled to the profits someone makes using genetic information you do share.

I mean, if you have some super-rare mutation and someone wants make a deal with you personally to use it for something, sure, that's OK. But if your (properly anonymized even!) data turns out to be super useful for something, I don't think that you should be entitled to anything besides you already got paid for participating in the experiment or whatever.

No 👏🏻 one 👏🏻 Is 👏🏻 Entitled 👏🏻 To 👏🏻 Their 👏🏻 DNA

Fuck you, pay me.

whypipo be demons

Nigga the government already has everything they want from you already.

DNA tests create sample populations from individuals who can trace back their lineage to the area for a number of generations, which means that the likelihood that there was admixture is fairly low and the admixture that does occur is diluted by the sample size.

Can you also explain what you mean by this:

Because the DNA tests have a confidence interval of +/- 50% of being right.

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Are you really? expecting sophisticated understanding of probability and statistics from /r/drama? There is a 500% chance you're going to be disappointed.

don't you know, spouting contrarian stuff and being edgy without backing up anything ur saying is in

That's always been in.

I guess the part where you get a binomial distribution of your chromosomes from your grandparents with n=23, which isn't nearly close to 50% chance of randomly getting all from one side of the family at that point, but exponentially compounds to a much worse ancestor elimination rate over say 5-10 generations (do the math yourself Snally, you deserve having learned it!).

The first part about the confidence intervals is incredibly wrong and just retarded cope by mayos.

Since 23andme isn't a medical procedure approved by the FDA it's not covered by HIPAA. There is literally no law governing privacy of this information, they can post it on the Yankees jumbotron if they want to.

Damn 20%? Isn't that like a grandfather being black? How the fuck do you miss that.

Rape and secrets.

Link?

Google doesn't show any dice on this. You sure you aren't just making it up?

https://youtu.be/ptSZnTtGCQA

It wasn't Oprah, some other interchangeable smug black lady.

Or the 12% guy on that Montel show

no you dumb fekkin retard, she is clearly black. this just shows some beer gutted jizzskin forced his tiny whitey shrimpstick on one of her majority black ancestors. most blacks in the usa have jizzskin dna to some extet because white apes rape anything in sight.

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the majority of her ancestors are obv black and can be traced back to africa. wtf is all this retarded fuss about hurr durr you have some honky dna.

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no fuckin shit, you racist wiggskins also have non jizzskin dna. everything is a matter of degree and no one is pure.

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fekkin inbred retarded drumpf loving uneducated subhuman birdshitskins this whole place...my god

Pretty good post for an Arab.

not arab but okay jizzskin

Everyone over there is Arab, that's why we call it the Arabian gulf. Persia is dead.

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE thats what u get for insulting whitey!

Iran is full of deserts and camels everywhere.

o.O

le 56% face

kek'd

It’s over for fakeblack-cels

Blackfishing

Africans literally on suicide watch...

I can't imagine giving a single fuck about what color my great great great grandmother was.

What if she was purple?

Did she balance the universe?

Balanced on my dick

You're a very very old man.

For you.

Jfc, I've been subbed to SRD for years and never really visited this place because why have two of the same thing? This fucking chain shows me just how wrong I was.

Last week...

r/thanosdidnothingwrong is leaking

My granny is a second generation Anglo-Indian -- both her parents were mixed proud, brave, huge-penised British conquerors and nubile, subservient, cowed natives. However, her mother (my great-grandmother) was found in a native orphanage, so we have no clue what her exact racial make-up was. She could've been half Bangladeshi or half Burmese, for all we know. I keep getting told I look like a squinty Chink, so that's why I'm curious what colour my great-great-great-grandmother was.

Thank you for listening.

both her parents were mixed proud, brave, huge-penised British conquerors

Congratulations on the gay relationship in your family

huge-penised

Okay I'm intrigued

British

These things don't go together

Sorry guys but you gotta be a German to be packin.

dry cough Shows what you know, colonial.

I don't care either unless she was a filthy papist or something. Wait shit she was italian

I care

You would if your entire identify of self was based purely on your skin color

I don't think Haplogroup H counts as white

It can be pretty white.

It's over for teacels.

You can put a dash of cream in a vat of chocolate, and it will still be chocolate, maybe a tiny fraction lighter chocolate, but chocolate nonetheless.

Reparations math just got trickier.

my family only got black after slavery ended? shit!

Technically she now owns me holocaust reparations.

Technically she now owns me

That's right, know your place, mayo

But.. she's the mayo.

Everyone was white at some point in their ancestry

Mayo all the way down.

not really? she's still majority black. so what if a white ape somewhere down the line descended to rape one of her ancestors in classic beer gutted shit for brains whitey style

The rest of the video is her telling us that her mother explained how this happened... tldw: great, great, great, great, grandmama was a full-blooded 100% undiluted mayoness.

You can't read, or what?

Great Grandma might have been the rapist. Hard to say.

You mean a fat Alabama porker who saw a sexy muscled Ebony slave worker and ordered him to give her what her shrimpstick whitey hubby slave master never could?

Are you saying women can't rape men?

It's literally over.

https://youtu.be/h5u_jTzwbL0?t=678

Damn you can see the pit sweat here. That's fear sweat. Fear of the impending mayocide.

She pretty cute. I hope she doesn't go full Cadence Owens.

Honestly, yeah. She looks pretty good.

Thats the white in her your attracted too.

Word.

Pretty much. She has super nice tits too which, judging by the zero saggyness, are European.

Unironically true. Try to find a cute 100% black girl. I bet there are like 7 of them on earth, tops. Black American girls with small, narrow noses and pretty cappicino skin are barely "black" at all. That's just how it be.

7/1.29 billion are cute? that math don't seem right

It is though.

There are a billion videos on Youtube of black Americans getting their DNA results and they always act so shocked and surprised, and I don't understand why. The results are always pretty much the same; about 70-80% African genetic markers from West Africa and about 20 to 30% European (usually R1b, which they call "British/Irish").

Well that is exactly what you would expect from the American South. West Africa is where they got the slaves from, and Britain and Ireland is where most of the white people came from. Why is it such a shock to them?

Because it makes the bitter realization that everyone is the same harder to swallow.

You grow up , taught that a specific racial group as your enemy, they're the reason for all your problems and at one point in history, that was true and surprise, you're part of that group too - but you were treated differently because of the color of your skin.

The group that matched your skin color accepted you, raised you, changed how you think, you found a connection in that group - but a DNA test says LOL NOPE.

You start to think, if people just stopped hating each other over nothing would we be better?

But if you have greater levels of vanity, which I lack, you could see this as a complete destruction of your value. I haven't looked into the youtuber but if she was one of those Back To Africa, My Family was in Chains types, this would soul crushing.

Humans share a solid 99% of their DNA. I don’t think that means everyone is the same, otherwise we’ve solve the nature/nurture debate

Fun fact, we also share 60% of our DNA with bananas.

That 60% consists entirely of genetic markers dictating the shape of our penises.

This guy uses said banana.

That explains the thick hog I'm packing

And the brown spots

And the peeling

I'm sure it's way more than 99%. We share 99% of our DNA with chimpanzees

I shared some DNA with a chimpanzee this one time and now I'm barred from ever working with animals again.

We share 99% of our DNA with chimpanzees.

It is true that there is surprisingly little genetic diversity among humans compared to most other species. Like /pol/ is constantly shoving "pitpill" down peoples throats to help justify their racism, but there's significantly more genetic diversity among dogs than humans, as well as no specific program of artificial selection (which can produce very dramatic results in a relatively short timeline).

You start to think, if people just stopped hating each other over nothing would we be better?

YAWN

drama_irl

Right. Is everyone loving each other gonna bring me juicy drama? Fuck no.

Rest assured friend, people love to hate. If we all stopped hating each other over skin color we would invent new reasons to hate. See intersectionality, the exact science of finding new things to hate about.

You start to think, if people just stopped hating each other over nothing would we be better?

Leave

You grow up , taught that a specific racial group as your enemy

Ah so you went to the same school all these retards went to. Makes sense now. My school was preaching multiculti shit and this was the mid 90s. I've had "love everyone equally" shoved down my throat my whole fucking life. It's why I always find it hilarious when I'm told I was raised to hate and this and that. It's always been quite the opposite.

You saw it in books and shit, because it is of course in the interest of the state to minimize racial and ethnic discord. But clearly you didn't listen to that.

I didn't listen to that how, exactly?

https://youtu.be/i7iQbBbMAFE

You start to think, if people just stopped hating each other over nothing would we be better?

Cut your own head or mine please.

Because it makes the bitter realization that everyone is the same harder to swallow.

Nah, its cuz people hope their ancestors were the lucky few to not be raped, just to find out nah, whitey got to them too

You start to think, if people just stopped hating each other over nothing would we be better?

Do you *want* dramacoin's fate to be like Bitcoin's?

Relax. As long someone chews too loudly, there will always be drama.

theyre not the same you stupid retard? they are black with some jizzskin admixture. just as half of europe has E and G dna and other non whitey dna.

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seeing all you inbred uneducated retarded wiggskin apes circlejerking your tiny birdshit shrimpsticks to this like its some profound conclusion is fucking hilarious. it's like watching whitey monkeys finding a skateboard and trying to ride it but just embarassing themselves in classic beer gutted shit for brains whiteshit style

everyone is the same

LOL

Everyones not the same. I know youre smart, but give that some more detail.

Well in this case it's a bit different, since her maternal lineage is white, while usually its the paternal lineage. Regardless though, her reaction was dumb.

Why would you use a mitochondrial DNA test to try and root out what percentage what you are? Mitochondrial DNA doesn't mix at all. Your mitochondrial DNA could theoretically be from a group that's only a small fraction of your actual ancestry. Like there's a white maternal line ancestor, but that line mixed with black people over and over again until they were almost totally african regardless of the mitochondrial DNA.

Because they can't imagine big tough black guys like themselves being chained up while their women get forcibly colonized.

I need to get myself one of those Certificates of Whiteness, but I am not comfortable with handing over my DNA. No one is allowed to have my superior genes.

Also I'm terrified of being Irish.

Just tell people you're Volga German

Why would you ever tell anyone you're Volga German

Cool

Bangers and mash for you

Better keep that certificate close.

The Irish spent most of their history fucking their cousins, drinking (not water), and starving. But at some point they got conquered by the British, hopped on their overlords ships because it seemed better than starving, and decided to spread their genes *everywhere*. Like is there any other group in all of history that did so well spreading its progeny based on so little actual effort or proficiency on their own part?

BLEACHED

Never going to watch that slave driver again.

1% twitter is still a twitter

We in r drama follow the one drop rule when it comes to mayos. Becky here is fully mayo as far as I'm concerned

Shut the fuck up, white boy.

then does that mean you're straight since your only 99% faggot?

I'd bleach her.

Get out that checkbook.

Reparations, now!

Welcome to da good credit rating club.

Mother Europa welcomes you with open arms sister! Enjoy our gifts of good credit and dog parks.

Imagine being whiter than Elizabeth Warren

you mean chief warren?

Are they trying to tell me that I'm white?

No, girl, just that you're a rape baby like most of us over here in the New World.

A black male on white female rape though. Tsk tsk tsk.

So.. Still a decent chance of rape.

Maybe she was just a prostitute

chock full of rape genes

Por que? No es bueno senora?

tengo sucio trafico en la abandonada colchon

Si, si.

mano hagina kkkkk

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Imagine being a card-carrying mayo lmaooooo

mfw I drive all the way to the country club then at the door realize I left my Certificate of Whiteness at home

>not having a maid to give it to your driver

Make sure you get all of the weeds, Javier

Conservatards are eager to label leftoids as snowflakes but as soon someone INSINUATES mayos aren't all that rad, they imediately become the most defensive, whiny little bunch.

You are Jewish. 😂😂😂😂

or they turn into straight up retards

It always boils down to the 🦄♻️️👞 theory

4:28 SHE SAID IT

ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US, ONE OF US

OUT all of you

Thank you for your effortpost on obscure drama.

Your service to r/Drama is to be commended.

The gringo obsession with DNA tests and "muh 0.157% heritage" is always good for a laugh.

Idk why Americans are like that. They be like “I’m Italian”. No girl you’re just from Jersey and you go to Olive Garden once a month

Cause America melting pot of migrants who left their shit hole for this shit hole. Also mayocide

I don't think it's an obsess ion with being white so much as it's an obsession with finding out you're not a subhuman black or brown.

You need to leave.

I don't think so chachi. You any your friends should just pack it up and go play We Wuz Kangz in the basement.

All this shit is so weird to me. I’m from Spain I don’t care who my ancestors are. Like, most of them were probably raped at some point. Arabs, Romans, whatever...

America is in a similar situation. Everyone’s a mudblood why try so hard to say you’re not? Why give a shit?

Yeah I didn’t know it was a thing until I moved to the states. When I tell people I’m from South America they’re like “oh that’s so cool I’m Colombian” but they weren’t born there or been there or speak the language

Hot take: most of these dna tests are fucking shite.

is this what they mean by white privilege?

I don't get it, what about the black side of her family? Obviously she's a mullet, but that doesn't make her white. How are we supposed to go about mayocide if people can just turn their whole lineage white?

mullet

Why you gotta be like that dawg?

Why u gotta be you dude?

doesn't even make sense, she's not a haircut with business in the front, party in the back

She's a daughter of Yakub now

I don't want to give it clicks, is she at least brown skinned?

If she's pale as snow and pulling this, it's just sad.

She's black.

yeah, the result isn't about her whole family tree, but her maternal line of ancestors only.

She thinks she is dark skinned black. She is quite light.

Her facial features are also pretty European.

She one of them dark skinded honkeys.

One look at her she's obviously at least 25% mayo.

She doesn't think she is light skinned for a black woman. She is.

I don't understand, so does she get the systemic racism or the white privilege or both ?

Mayo? Mayoness?

Also I wonder if some Asian dude can do this too, only to find out they are Hispanic White (Filipinos via Spain)

Or some Hispanic dude finding out they have Moorish DNA because their family is from the southern parts of Spain 🤢

imagine giving a shit about your cell data

LOL.

She's a cousin fucking honky.

Wait is she from Texas? I thought she was from Europoor.

get mayo'd on

BLEACHED

Well, that was hilarious. This is the downside of being a racist, when you open your DNA results you get Maury-ed in the face with your own bigotry. Bitch you are the mayo.

So becuase she has some white.that makes her "good looking"

I don't know. like technically she is part white, and also good looking. Kind of hard for me to say the two are related. Could be?

Its just hypocritical to call one racist.then say that said racist is only good looking because she is part white

Nah, It's not.

I am not saying it's because she is white lol I am saying it because she is mixed. A lot of people who are mixes of two ethnicities are really good looking.

but also...You know this sub right? I definitely don't give a shit if you think its hypocritical. lol

K den.Ima leave before your logic gives me a lower iq than i had already is.

What logic? are you saying whiteness makes her good looking? What are you talking about?

maybe save the snark for a situation where you aren't being a lunatic.

Wot

I am just trying to make sense of your random outrage. Does it mean you think she isn't good looking?

When I say "actually pretty good looking" I mean for a person, not for some race or something. you are just assuming random shit and acting like others 100% share your delusional interpretation.

Good day, sir.

G'day g'day.Im black and i dont think shes attractive.i think shes ugly.maybe your more black then me.

Maybe. apparently that is how it works.

You can tell she is white by her language alone.

What's even more hilarious is seeing black people who claim to be part Native American, then their DNA test just says black and white lmao.

I fucking lost it when she showed the certificate. I want one for my room.

It's okay to be white, Nia

Literal certificate of whiteness

ahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Welcome to this great beautiful corny family.

Seems like she would have had some kind of discussion with her mom about this at some point.

Yeah, like b4 she sunk $300 dollars into buying the matrilineal test vs patrilineal test.

For real, she complained about the waste of money. If she'd done an even half hearted attempt at research herself she could have saved herself the money!

effortposting? what is this, /r/subredditdrama?

Pick one.

It would be amazing to see all the racist blacks and racist mayos get together in America and have a DNA test. A real river of tears would flow tbh

What a crock of shit. I cannot believe anybody is stupid enough to believe her shit acting is real. You can be sure she already read the results before making the video. The video is just her playing it up so that retards like the ones in this thread will get all excited and give her video hits.

I thought it was quite obvious that the whole video is faked for getting controversy clicks, but everyone here is treating it as it were legitimate? If she were really that distraught about "being white", she simply wouldn't have made and released the video.

she may be distraught, but she still wants the views.

Is this a sub where people try to piss eachother off for fun?

Dude bussy lmao

this is strange

Yes.

What a wonderfully succinct way to describe this place!

Certificate of whiteness

I think there's money to be made in selling these to the alt-right demographic.

OP is autistic and can't read facial experssions or tone. This nessy was humble bragging about being White why else upload it if you are all about being black. I have never see a black woman who straightens her hair that wouldn't be happy wanting to find out they are at least part White so they can do more "White" things publicly like reading and so they don't feel like a fraud copying White people hair.

How is reading in public a "white person thing"?

Now THIS is a GOOD™ post!! Well done, OP! 👏

Fucking Americans, can't get over your ancestry and race, so fucking stupid and pointless, perkele.

Americans and their everlasting search for an identity that's not related to owning a lot of guns and being fat.

This fucking GLORIOUS!

Glad this came, this late in the season for a possible 'Drama of the year' mention...

Her reaction and the comments... lordy the comments.

10/10 would Drama this again

On the verge of tears: "Are they trying to tell me I'm white?" (5:55)

You make this seem like she wasn't on the verge of tears from before she knew the results

makes sense she looks french :⁾

Like from French Martinique?

Wait did they seriously place her entirely within a single ethnic group lol

What kind of slopshod DNA service are these tribesmen running

the result isn't about her whole family tree, but her maternal line of ancestors only (mom of mom of mom of mom ...).

oh

well shit that’s not even 1/4 of her bloodline then

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitochondrial_DNA#Use_in_identification

Unlike nuclear DNA, which is inherited from both parents and in which genes are rearranged in the process of recombination, there is usually no change in mtDNA from parent to offspring. Although mtDNA also recombines, it does so with copies of itself within the same mitochondrion. Because of this and because the mutation rate of animal mtDNA is higher than that of nuclear DNA,[88] mtDNA is a powerful tool for tracking ancestry through females (matrilineage) and has been used in this role to track the ancestry of many species back hundreds of generations.

TFW you think you black caviar but you really just mayo.

It doesn't really matter to the average person she interacts with though, her skin is dark. She looks pretty black, and can pass for black.

BUT YOU WHITE IN THE INSIDE BYOOOOTCH.

From the video it's only talking about mitochondrial DNA. It's actually totally possible to have mitochondrial DNA not largely representative of your ancestry, that's just the maternal line. Like Ashkenzai Jews typically have European mitochondrial DNA and levantine Y-DNA (male line). It's totally possible to have fully european mitochondrial DNA while your genome overall is almost entirely black. Like the white maternal line ancestor could be 500 years back or whatever, and literally every ancestor since then could be black, and she would still have 100% european mitochondrial DNA. Because mitochondrial DNA does not mix, it only comes from the maternal line.

TFW you find out you were white all along

???

Apparently, this is white

Well at least she has better credit now, and can swim. Too bad tho she has a flat ass now and can't dance any more.

Imagine being that great grandmother though, having thousands of years of ancestors that look like her and then a few generations down the line to have her offspring in tears about you being white.

I really thought I was about to learn something new and interesting about myself, and I haven't.

Girlfriend, you literally just did!

she is pretty hot and as she aint black... im down.

Gratz on this near 1000 point post

'it does not mean you are not African American'

GET TO THE BACK OF THE BUS!

Im not black, Im european!

GET OFF THE BUS!

But wait- the first Europeanz wuz black!!

"It's like watching a Nazi find out they're Jewish"

I know that feeling. The swastika was how I spelled my name before I learned the alphabet, because I invented it. Observation led me to seeing the [redacted] as parasites. And its still true.

Welcome to the HUWHITE side