I did a research paper this summer on this subreddit and there was a published study that found that 74% of attacks on Reddit came from 1% of source subreddits. I assume that subs like r/Drama are the 1%.

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That is soooo unreasonable, you should probably dump him.

/s

If you're going to post something this juicy then it should require pics too. Need to know what the people involved look like.

Also, that friend did the mommy a favor I think, if it gets this weirdo out of her life.

Who TF pretends their girlfriend is Hillary Clinton? :(

/r/neoliberal users?

hammer me in the free trade baby.

Hey stop kinkshaming me.

Nope, they pretend their GF is Brigitte Macron and call her professor.

Oh madame professeur. Je suis une etudiante coquine. Punis moi.

Omlette au fromage

L’appel du vide

Ferme la bouche

Madame la professeur, je suis un étudiant conquin, punissez moi.

FTFY.

Eh, I had only a few years French in school and furthermore I grew up in Saskatchewan where people speaking French eat yellow snow. I butchered it as good as I'm able to.

Tbf, it was more than decent, and I can't say my dutch is better than your french, so kudos to you.

baise déjá

can't you use 'tu' to give instructions?

Tu peux.

alors 'punis-moi' n'est-il pas acceptable, or est-il simplement question du gout?

Acceptable. To the usual sexual partner, you'd say "punis-moi". To a professor, you'd say "punissez-moi".

So yeah, maybe to Brigitte Macron coming to you with a martinet, you'd say "punissez-moi".

It's not really formal. Beside what is hot here is the power difference. Vous is needed to make this hotter.

conquin

Genre, il est sorti d'une conque ?

Et est-ce que tu n'as pas assumed their gender?

Genre, il est sorti d'une conque ?

Tu crois que venus elle vient d'où toi ? Les gosses ont les trouve dans les choux sauf les beau qu'on trouve dans les coquillages.

Ah, au temps pour moi, je croyais qu'il y a avait une histoire d'interaction avec un fagin. Tu me rassures.

Brigitte Macron is unironically hot as fuck.

Yikes. SRDines and old gussies. Yikes. Yikes.

Benjamin Franklin, a man considerably smarter than you or I, already explained this.

My dear Friend,

I know of no Medicine fit to diminish the violent natural Inclinations you mention; and if I did, I think I should not communicate it to you. Marriage is the proper Remedy. It is the most natural State of Man, and therefore the State in which you are most likely to find solid Happiness. Your Reasons against entering into it at present, appear to me not well-founded. The circumstantial Advantages you have in View by postponing it, are not only uncertain, but they are small in comparison with that of the Thing itself, the being married and settled. It is the Man and Woman united that make the compleat human Being. Separate, she wants his Force of Body and Strength of Reason; he, her Softness, Sensibility and acute Discernment. Together they are more likely to succeed in the World. A single Man has not nearly the Value he would have in that State of Union. He is an incomplete Animal. He resembles the odd Half of a Pair of Scissars. If you get a prudent healthy Wife, your Industry in your Profession, with her good Economy, will be a Fortune sufficient.

But if you will not take this Counsel, and persist in thinking a Commerce with the Sex inevitable, then I repeat my former Advice, that in all your Amours you should prefer old Women to young ones. You call this a Paradox, and demand my Reasons. They are these:

i. Because as they have more Knowledge of the World and their Minds are better stor'd with Observations, their Conversation is more improving and more lastingly agreable.

1. Because when Women cease to be handsome, they study to be good. To maintain their Influence over Men, they supply the Diminution of Beauty by an Augmentation of Utility. They learn to do a 1000 Services small and great, and are the most tender and useful of all Friends when you are sick. Thus they continue amiable. And hence there is hardly such a thing to be found as an old Woman who is not a good Woman.

2. Because there is no hazard of Children, which irregularly produc'd may be attended with much Inconvenience.

3. Because thro' more Experience, they are more prudent and discreet in conducting an Intrigue to prevent Suspicion. The Commerce with them is therefore safer with regard to your Reputation. And with regard to theirs, if the Affair should happen to be known, considerate People might be rather inclin'd to excuse an old Woman who would kindly take care of a young Man, form his Manners by her good Counsels, and prevent his ruining his Health and Fortune among mercenary Prostitutes.

4. Because in every Animal that walks upright, the Deficiency of the Fluids that fill the Muscles appears first in the highest Part: The Face first grows lank and wrinkled; then the Neck; then the Breast and Arms; the lower Parts continuing to the last as plump as ever: So that covering all above with a Basket, and regarding2 only what is below the Girdle, it is impossible of two Women to know an old from a young one. And as in the dark all Cats are grey, the Pleasure of corporal Enjoyment with an old Woman is at least equal, and frequently superior, every Knack being by Practice capable of Improvement.

5. Because the Sin is less. The debauching a Virgin may be her Ruin, and make her for Life unhappy.

6. Because the Compunction is less. The having made a young Girl miserable may give you frequent bitter Reflections; none of which can attend the making an old Woman happy.

8thly and Lastly They are so grateful!!

Thus much for my Paradox. But still I advise you to marry directly; being sincerely Your affectionate Friend.

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Yes

Get married or bang grannies, he's obviously just trying extreme pressure to get him to marry.

a man considerably smarter than you

I stopped reading there, you have no proof of this.

wrong

https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/842678/brigitte-macron-emmanuel-macron-first-lady-row-elle-interview

Imagine submitting to women

Imagine not knowing the pleasure of being gently dominated. Big gay.

If I'm going to be gently dominated, I'm going to want it done by someone bigger and tougher than me. So he/she/heshe would have to be above 6'2" and weigh enough that they could actually wrestle me to the ground.

Being gently dominated by somone who I can pick up with one arm just doesn't work.

lol at being 6’2 and never being able to be dommed

Oh, I can be, just not usually by a woman. Need me a Briean of Tarth or something.

is this what y'all call "C O P E"

?? Explaining why I prefer an actual daddy to role play a daddy instead of a girl?

checks users post history

Ah. Nm. I see you are a shortcel. Nothing else mattered in my post except the 6'2" to you.

Good luck little buddy. We r all pullin for you.

wait what comment in my history makes you think im short

Constantly trolling in r/tallpeople, you complain about tall people every chance you get. Triggered by anyone over 5'8"

You even posted a picture of yourself in r/incelfes, sitting on phonebooks at a computer desk.

woah a new posting strategy, the fake profile snooping.

game respect game

Eww gross. You are a gaymer in addition to being an short incel? That's worse.

I concede, have mercy

This isn't new, I've done this with chapotards and LSCunts accusing them of being T_D users and saying that invalidates their opinion. It works really well.

heshe

Oy vey! You like that, you filthy goy?

I wouldn't submit to a cute man either. smfh subs.

Being so insecure in your masculinity that you won't even submit to a cute boy who looks like a cute girl 🙄🙄🙄

perfect centrism

no kinkshame pls

>not wanting a gentile Mommy doom gf

kink shamers BTFO!!

Come to mama I won't let them hurt you 🤱

Aww!! 😍💜

MOMMYYYYYYYYYY!! HOLD MEEEEEE!! 😩😩😩

Mf Doom mommy 👌😩😫👉

People who Pokemon Go to the polls, obviously.

U put a smile on my face, my nig

What in tarnation

he cute

Well ain't that some shit

Jeblizardbet

Ed

Men who subscribe to /r/politics ?

WTF? I'll have you know that I don't subscribe to /r/politics.

Nah the Mommy team isn't really as prevalent on /r/politics, their current political waifu of choice is the millennial gaffe-machine.

It was a Hillary jerking orgy the last time I peeked into that terrible sub.

I mean, they'll jerk it whenever she's submitted but AOC hot takes/gaffes are plastered all over that sub 10x as much.

Everyone in menslib

No one. This is a troll.

Guys, watching people get sunk by a troll in Reddit relationship subs isn't drama. It's just entertaining.

a troll in Reddit relationship subs isn't drama.

OUT OUT OUT

/u/Ed_ButteredToast

I'm confused, is Hillary or Melania mommy?

Hillary is Mommy. Trump is Daddy. Melania is homewrecker bitch >:[ Bill is everybody's fuckboi :D

Bill is Kato Kaelin.

Excuse me kinkshaming is WRONG 😡😡😡

I am now certain about 75% of everything on Relationship Advice is bullshit. I reckon half of them are people from this subreddit posting on there. Honestly, some of them are downright stupid lol.

Lowballing that percentage tbqfwyf

"to be quite far, why, you fuck?“?

To Be Quite Frank With You... I have no idea what that F is suppsoed to be.

Fam

Thx fam, these boomers have to ~~go back ~~ be euthanized

Thx fam, these boomers have to go back be euthanized

To be quite fair with you friend

Shh don't breaks kayfabe

can't guess my alt

Clearly we need a competition for who can get away with the most outlandish story. Something involving the circus, midgets, black people, transexuals and donkeys.

Hmmm

Something involving the circus, midgets, black people, transexuals and donkeys.

Sounds like Tijuana minus the black people.

I think trading black people for mexican people is a fair swap.

I'm on it.

I've personally posted dozens of bait questions on alts and never even answered one seriously, much less posted a serious question.

I'm going to guess that percentage is much higher.

Well women do talk about every detail when it comes to sex, so this is somewhat believable

That's the balance you want. Believable but also probably bullshit.

She cooks ALL OF MY BEANS. ALL! Oh brother

We already had someone who posted here that he wrote dozens of fake stories to try and fuck with that sub for years.

TFW betrayed by mommy

w0ke as fuck

http://i.imgur.com/tIKjqNQ.jpg

https://www.reddit.com/r/relationships/comments/a5n9vc/my_28f_boyfriend_24m_of_eight_months_is_mad_at_me

She posted on /r/relationships too. More comments.

Perfect drama

This is why you stick to bussy.

Dude

LMAO

Bussy

LMAO
M
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b1g solution: have an affair and fuck a guy instead

Woke: fuck the gf's dad to establish dominance

Seems legit

r/thathappened

Also dude mommy kinks lmao

The vice President calls his wife mommy so I can believe random good boys do it too

Pleb filter

It would be fine, if OP's bf also had a humilation fetish.

This, unironically.

Ufff

Usually that costs more

Hmm they are actually condemning the female OP that's odd.

So vile not even /r/relationships will issue a pussy pass

It's relationship_advice not relationships, it's still gussy-centric but no where close to the latter.

it was posted to relationships too, but it got removed.

kink exposure is like a cardinal sin to these degenerates, only second to cheating or having problems dating a girl with an expansive history. there was no chance she was not going to get lit up

that's because they're all sexual deviants who would be mortified if people knew the kind hentai they jerk it to.

Honestly if you don't expect a girl to tell her friends the details of all your kinks and the weird shit you like while fucking you're naive. It's not right but it is reality.

The real pussy pass is the pass people give to manlets who unironically use that phrase.

Imagine getting worked up about a pussy pass on r/drama 😂😂

Your safe space isn't the internet bucko. Now stand up straight and stop being a bitch.

Post bussy

Show hog

Go clean your room

My rooms clean you POSTMODERN NEOMARXIST

Probably because it's the most retarded option. I mean, Reddit likes to pretend that alcohol does not have any impact on your judgement at all, probably because they are bunch of teenagers that stay home playing vidya instead of partying like a Chad.

low quality b8

Alcohol has a ton of effect on your judgment. But getting shit-faced doesn't absolve you of guilt.

Relationship advice is not as bad as relationships.

just wait until it lands on SRD

This is literally a dramanati post because someone saw this exchange.

why would mommy do this 😭

"Mommy it tastes funny down there" oh my fucking god lmao

😛😛😛😜😜🙆🙆🙆😻😻💦💦💦💆💆

isn’t this the part where mommy should spank him for having such a disgusting and humiliating fetish?

Telling her friends wasn't degrading enough, so now she is telling the internet. Bad mommy.

Mike? Is that you?

B8

This really isn't advice as much as a heads up to guys. The only secrets you have that are safe from your wife or girlfriend's friends are the ones which embarrass your wife or girlfriend too much personally.

Clearly the correct move is to marry his dad and become his bfs real mommy, then start telling her friends not to make fun of her son.

This is 100% a fantasy posted by a guy with a mommy fetish and enjoys being humiliated, or a female that enjoys humiliating guys lmao

It's over for mommycels.

Tfw the mommy fetishist somehow has a gf

women r retarded prove me wrong

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE NAPPY!

Here you go son https://www.reddit.com/r/lactation/top/

shut

2018

trusting women

Choose one, gents.

I choose one of the grey bars next to the letters.

It's refreshing to see the OP get destroyed for once

Just ground him and take away his phone/internet privileges until he starts being a good boy again.

why are you still together?

Holy shit this is what creates serial killers