The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.

Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.

Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.

Snapshots:

1. This Post - archive.org, megalodon.jp, removeddit.com, archive.is*

2. <em>I never directed Michael Cohen to break the law. He was a lawyer and he is supposed to know the law. It is called “advice of counsel,” and a lawyer has great liability if a mistake is made. That is why they get paid. Despite that many campaign finance lawyers have strongly......</em> - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is

3. <em>....stated that I did nothing wrong with respect to campaign finance laws, if they even apply, because this was not campaign finance. Cohen was guilty on many charges unrelated to me, but he plead to two campaign charges which were not criminal and of which he probably was not...</em> - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is

4. <em>....guilty even on a civil basis. Those charges were just agreed to by him in order to embarrass the president and get a much reduced prison sentence, which he did-including the fact that his family was temporarily let off the hook. As a lawyer, Michael has great liability to me!</em> - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is

5. <em>They gave General Flynn a great deal because they were embarrassed by the way he was treated - the FBI said he didn’t lie and they overrode the FBI. They want to scare everybody into making up stories that are not true by catching them in the smallest of misstatements. Sad!......</em> - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is

6. <strong><em>WITCH HUNT!</em></strong> - archive.org, megalodon.jp, archive.is

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It's over for drumpf-cels

le drumpf maymay

cope

you misread it

le cel mayme

you cope every day by waking up and going

"today's the day bad orange man gets impeached"

every post you make is done trying to reassure yourself and the other morons that it's finally gonna happen

keep waiting and coping

Orange fan mad

lol keep copin

...said the NPC

Does anyone have a mute for this trumpet?

Does anyone have a mute for this SRDine?

he plead to two campaign charges which were not criminal

How exactly does one plead guilty to a non-criminal charge?

I plead guilty to being a man. See?

He said non-criminal.

Bussy ain’t illegal!

Not if you're doing it correctly

Imagine believing in (((laws))). Smh.

How exactly does one plead guilty to a non-criminal charge?

I actually saw a multi-page opinion piece in The Nation about this very thing. The basic claim is that what Flynn did is comparable to do everyday political activities for politicians such as eating and drinking, so if politicians dont have to declare the cost of their meals as a campaign contribution Cohen certainly didnt do anything illegal.

Now as dumb as this argument is on its face it gets even dumber when you realize in a lot of cases politicians do actually have to declare meals and the like as campaign contributions.

LOLOL

There are people in the T_D thread who are literally just posting "but her emails!".

Love it.

Unironically??

Those mad lads

An effort post from Ed!?!

👏and👏that's👏a👏good👏thing👏

/u/Ed_ButteredToast is the dark souls of r/drama posters.

Ed rouses from his snoozeposting whenever rightoids embarrass themselves, you should know this by now

ed only effort posts when its something that helps support his agenda

you should know this by now

He thinks Cohen is taking a 3 year prison sentence unnecessarily just to embarrass his former boss.

Ultimate prank, bro.

Wait till that prank goes sexual.

Don't

Stop

Believing

Hold

Anytime, Daddy Ed-boy! v(=∩_∩=)ﾌ

❤(ӦｖӦ｡)

No die alone and unloved

Well, yeah ... better than 10 years lmao.

Trump said Cohen agreed to the plea deal to get a reduced sentence and to embarrass Trump, implying the charges were legitimate. Which really doesn't excuse Trump bc the charges are about Trump

That... not what he said though.

Look if you just add enough words then Trump sounds like he said something that makes sense.

Well, lets not get carried away. Trump is insinuating he pled to a different crime for both a reduced sentence and to make Trump look bad. Whether or not that's true or not is up for debate, but there is no reason to lie about something Trump of all people said. He says enough wild shit that making stuff up is likely less interesting that his actual words.

This is the funniest tweet Donny has written. Just imagined the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES just all cap raging on twitter. The future is truly here.

As democracy is perfected, the office represents, more and more closely, the inner soul of the people. We move toward a lofty ideal. On some great and glorious day the plain folks of the land will reach their heart’s desire at last, and the White House will be adorned by a downright moron.

- George Washington

That wasn't George Washington who said that.

Uh yeah it was, it says right there in the comment dumbass

/u/Quietus42 is a world-class powermod, we can trust him

/u/Quietus42 is a world-class Reddit moderator, we can trust him.

It's so nice to be appreciated for my internet janitorial duties 😍😍😍

Speaking of which, I got banned from AHS for a dumb reason a while back, pretty sure it was that I posted here, can I pls be unbanned?

Sure. I'll look past the Chapo posting, this time.

I'll look past the Chapo posting

are you not allowed to complain about tankies on AHS?

i thought most them were progressives but libs

are you not allowed to complain about tankies on AHS?

You absolutely are allowed. Tankies suck.

i thought most them were progressives but libs

CTH or AHS?

CTH or AHS?

AHS

Yeah, mostly libs and progressives.

Totally sounds like something Kirk Cobain would say.

That Star Trek dude?

No, the Minnesota Vikings QB

Yes it was. He said it just yesterday.

I personally witnessed him give this speech and the entire football stadium erupted in applause.

And that applause name? Albert Lincoln.

😴😴😴😴😴😴

Inb4 copeposting

They're still coping hard with SRD. Are you really surprised?

Our new deal with Mexico (and Canada), the USMCA, is so much better than the old, very costly & anti-USA NAFTA deal, that just by the money we save, MEXICO IS PAYING FOR THE WALL!

Leaving aside how hard Donaldo is coping. Is there really anyone who ever unironically thought that mexico would pay for the wall? I want to send some Nigerian prince emails.

Never underestimate the dimwittedness of the mighty MAGAMind.

2016: I don't understand it but I'm sure from your perspective Trump is a logical selection

2018: HE CAN'T MAKE SENTENCES YOU FUCKING RETARD

> NotchDidNothingWrong

Are you sure? He did make Minecraft, after all

Containment zone for the gamers

This is the woke take

This is like saying “wow I saved some money on this pizza meal deal these breadsticks are paying for themselves”

Is there really anyone who ever unironically thought that mexico would pay for the wall?

I encountered multiple people in /r/politics who claimed Trump had a very good plan to make them pay for the wall and it would actually work. The plan was actually published on Trump's site too.

So, maybe? The campaign season was so fucking crazy I never could tell when someone honestly believes stuff or was just spewing FUD.

Dude have you met most of the userbase here?

/r/politics jerks itself off about it too much by rightwing americans really do live in a fantasy world thanks to murdoch and friends.

Most people will flip if the Government lets them out of trouble, even if........it means lying or making up stories.

tfw daddy unintentionally discovers the logic behind torture being ineffective

https://i.imgur.com/aN4WkVd.png

There's some merit to what Trump is saying... so why doesn't he pardon Cohen? Trump has a loyalty problem, the people around him don't trust him to have their back. I mean his personal lawyer for over 10 years just pled out rather than rely on the Trump's get out of jail free card.

usually those get out of jail free cards dont come out till the lame duck session

CLINTON FOUNDATION INVESTIGATION - HOUSE OVERSIGHT COMMITTEE - LIVE

ahahaha

ITS HAPPENING THIS TIME!!!

u talking about daddy being a retard plays right into daddy's plan

Inb4

76%

COPE 😂

Its time, Trump. The declass needs to happen now.

"It's not looking good daddy. Please, please, please do something about it ..."

Were at the "I did not have sex with that woman...but..." stage of this story.

Daddy said he's dindu it so I believe it.

>Americels Politics

😴😴😴😴😴😴😴😴

The funniest part? They have WASTED EVERY CARD IN HAND. And Trump has yet to unleash his fury. I would hate to be on the receiving end. MOAB after MOAB after MOAB. 2019 is going to be so fun.

Where does this person imagine Trump is going to send the MOABs?

Wait, was Daddy the real MAGAbomber this whole time???

Let's pretend like what Trump did was even crime, for argument's sake.

How does that absolve the person who committed the actual act of responsibility?

If I tell my friend to rob somebody, is he not guilty of robbery? Absurd.

get this man to the supreme court IMMEDIATELY

Ed is doing God’s work.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

So what about the collusion? I'm gonna be disappointed if the investigation just comes up with campaign finance violations, not really the smoking gun everyone was hoping for.