Well they know they can't identify with winners. So they try to find "noble" losers. For fucks sake, Brandenburg-Prussia lost 50% -- fifty fuckin percent -- of their entire population in the 30 Years' War to Sweden.
SWEDEN.
Sweden obliterated the "great" fetishized Prussia. Smh. The absolute state of rightcels.
It's a rabbit hole that many have not properly delved in. It's a younger generation mostly, generally people who play Grand Strategy Games like Victoria II or EU3 (back in the day those were the ones, these days EU4/CK2/HoI4). General history video games that border on simulations are infested with them everywhere. It's a super esoteric area of drama and nonsense that you gotta fully dive into the culture to become aware of.
The descent into it usually starts with a WWII styled game. The type of person who goes "Yeah the Germans were bad but they had kickass uniforms and DAE the Tiger could LITRUHLLY solo 5 Shermans?!" Once they've sufficiently fetishized German engineering, they start reading back. They'd note that after WWII there was a huge "De-Prussiafication" done by the Allies. They'd note the German Empire in WWI was a Federalist state with Prussia as the largest 'State' and the militarist arm. As the fall of the Empire is usually associated in right-wing circles with Judeo-Bolshevism, that instantly makes them align with the Prussians as sympathetic cultural militarists trying to hold the line against cultural marxism.
Then they pick up shiteating Prussian apologists who over-fetishize and emphasize their military history (because every rightcel is obsessed with military history) and thus the descent begins.
Nah, don’t be sorry for this effort post for once. That was a throughly entertaining read. The picture of fucking zoomers unironically caring about 20th century Eastern European geography is hilarious.🤣
Those games absolutely spawn hordes of wehraboos and fans of Prussian space marines but from all my time on the forums I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a rightcel person post rightcel stuff and I feel it’s a bit unfair and a bit of a jump to the absolutes. I would say all rightcels are obsessed with military history but most people obsessed with military history aren’t rightcels. I just don’t appreciate the association of those lovely games and history with those bootlicking shit eaters
I love the fact that these people love posts mocking the left, but when it's their turn to be mocked they start whining about how r/Drama is actually a right wing sub and you can't make fun of daddy 😩😩😩😩
Pretty much none of the sub regulars give a shit about your weak tea trolling, the Daddy threads are just a circlejerk for shaking retards who think IT WAS HER TURN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Nigga, you're retarded enough that your previous comment on this chain was downvoted to -12.
Do you think that shows that I'm "retarded," because I think it just shows how pissy you lobotomites are that Mommy didn't get her turn.
😂 😂 😂 😂
You know you're really winning when you become a Discount Ed.
But I'm sure you're totally not mad, after all would an angry person post passive aggressive emojis whilst they shit their pants and Daddy post every single day? Checkmate Lemoncels
Not only did he label 'Rachel Madcow' he fucking drew an arrow pointing to her, as if his readers couldn't even make a connection that the fucking label right next to someone's face that happens to be the only object/person to label in the entire general area is in fact labeling that person
as if his readers couldn't even make a connection that the fucking label right next to someone's face that happens to be the only object/person to label in the entire general area is in fact labeling that person
He busted through the wall and left a perfect outline, just like a plane does! This is proof that (a) 9/11 was an inside job, and (b) Trump is a plane. Also, it seems like breaking through walls makes him younger somehow?
I don't so any labels indicating that the Jews orchestrated this. Are you sure this was done by Ben "There's No Business Like Shoah Business" Garrison?
Somewhere in late qing dynasty China, been lays lazily on a bunk bed smoking an opium pipe. Surrounding him is a hazy smoke and hundreds of other opium addicts on bunk beds in the crowded boarding room. He lays off the pipe, thinking while scratching at an open sore on his stomach. "How did I end up here" he asks, drifting in and out of consciousness. As he begins to overdose, it hits it. "Th-the libcuck snowflakes" he utters as he goes down for one last poppy dream.
Ben Garrison is the modern equivalent of medieval portrait artists who would paint the nobility as more flattering than they actually appeared, except there’s no one threatening to behead him or anything that’s just how he is.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-15
Being a racist loser that makes fun of racist losers doesn't make you any less of a racist loser.
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1 shaneoffline 2018-12-15
NotMyWall
1 sadderreborn 2018-12-15
His hair went thru the wall intact
1 automatic_cluck 2018-12-15
"""""""hair"""""""
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-15
I know this is fake because it suggests Trump went 30 seconds without a Twitter tantrum.
1 phedre 2018-12-15
And that he’s not fat.
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-15
Given it was Captain Fentanyl drawing this shit, I'm surprised he's not wearing golden Roman legion armour.
1 Capricorgicorn 2018-12-15
Don’t sully the romans with this shit, they knew how to deal with jumped up immigrants like Trump, send him to Partha.
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2018-12-15
That's literally all Republicans these days are good for tho. Grasping at straws of times long past and misrepresenting history to support it.
DAE Prussia glorification???
1 Capricorgicorn 2018-12-15
Prussia was defeated by Sweden and France several times. These neo-conferates are obsessed with identifying with losing.
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2018-12-15
Well they know they can't identify with winners. So they try to find "noble" losers. For fucks sake, Brandenburg-Prussia lost 50% -- fifty fuckin percent -- of their entire population in the 30 Years' War to Sweden.
SWEDEN.
Sweden obliterated the "great" fetishized Prussia. Smh. The absolute state of rightcels.
1 Capricorgicorn 2018-12-15
If we could form an army of step fathers we’d drive them from their basement bunkers.
1 demotecontrol 2018-12-15
Lmao. But super serial, when rightcels start fetishizing Prussia? I may be out of the loop on this and I want in.
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2018-12-15
It's a rabbit hole that many have not properly delved in. It's a younger generation mostly, generally people who play Grand Strategy Games like Victoria II or EU3 (back in the day those were the ones, these days EU4/CK2/HoI4). General history video games that border on simulations are infested with them everywhere. It's a super esoteric area of drama and nonsense that you gotta fully dive into the culture to become aware of.
The descent into it usually starts with a WWII styled game. The type of person who goes "Yeah the Germans were bad but they had kickass uniforms and DAE the Tiger could LITRUHLLY solo 5 Shermans?!" Once they've sufficiently fetishized German engineering, they start reading back. They'd note that after WWII there was a huge "De-Prussiafication" done by the Allies. They'd note the German Empire in WWI was a Federalist state with Prussia as the largest 'State' and the militarist arm. As the fall of the Empire is usually associated in right-wing circles with Judeo-Bolshevism, that instantly makes them align with the Prussians as sympathetic cultural militarists trying to hold the line against cultural marxism.
Then they pick up shiteating Prussian apologists who over-fetishize and emphasize their military history (because every rightcel is obsessed with military history) and thus the descent begins.
Also, hi longpost bot. Fuck me I effort posted.
1 LongPostBot 2018-12-15
Mommy is soooo proud of you, sweaty. Let's put this sperg out up on the fridge with all your other failures.
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1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2018-12-15
I was halfway through and knew you'd be coming, but I did it anyway.
Help im retarded.
1 PantherChamp 2018-12-15
This bot sucks tbh
1 demotecontrol 2018-12-15
Nah, don’t be sorry for this effort post for once. That was a throughly entertaining read. The picture of fucking zoomers unironically caring about 20th century Eastern European geography is hilarious.🤣
1 sadderreborn 2018-12-15
> geography
You mean geo politics and world order?
Yikes ur a moron
1 demotecontrol 2018-12-15
You’re gonna have to try harder than that here, sweaty.
1 sadderreborn 2018-12-15
Yikes offda lots to unpack here
1 demotecontrol 2018-12-15
Oof. If this is your idea of humor don’t quit your day job, hun.
1 Sarge_Ward 2018-12-15
I just fetishize the kaiserreich because they play a somewhat prominent role in Southern Victory, my fave series of novels
1 bishdoe 2018-12-15
Those games absolutely spawn hordes of wehraboos and fans of Prussian space marines but from all my time on the forums I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen a rightcel person post rightcel stuff and I feel it’s a bit unfair and a bit of a jump to the absolutes. I would say all rightcels are obsessed with military history but most people obsessed with military history aren’t rightcels. I just don’t appreciate the association of those lovely games and history with those bootlicking shit eaters
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-12-15
Show Gustavus some respect
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2018-12-15
The 3lb cannon is the microdick of artillery history.
1 automatic_cluck 2018-12-15
So, they are cucks?
1 GadolBoobies 2018-12-15
1 KirklandSignatureDad 2018-12-15
whats the fentanyl meme with garrison?
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-15
a) what a disgusting tourist, you should synthesize with the local culture!
b) is it really difficult to work out?
1 KirklandSignatureDad 2018-12-15
what?
1 PantherChamp 2018-12-15
Read a couple more of his comics and it'll become clear.
1 DefectiveDelfin 2018-12-15
Its a joke that boomers are overdosing on fenatyl, and thats why they are mentally unstable (Qanon, Trump ect.)
Ben Garrison is a boomer and he pumps out DDF content like this, hence, he's a fenatyl addict
1 LemonScore_ 2018-12-15
And I know the impotent rage on this subreddit is real because you gentlemen can't resist the passive aggressive Orange.man = bad posts.
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-15
The people who get super-mad at the posts kicking around Daddy are the best part. How dare anyone bully POTUS?!?!
1 DefectiveDelfin 2018-12-15
I love the fact that these people love posts mocking the left, but when it's their turn to be mocked they start whining about how r/Drama is actually a right wing sub and you can't make fun of daddy 😩😩😩😩
1 sea_lecture 2018-12-15
true. /r/Drama hates everyone equally
1 LemonScore_ 2018-12-15
Pretty much none of the sub regulars give a shit about your weak tea trolling, the Daddy threads are just a circlejerk for shaking retards who think IT WAS HER TURN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-15
Nigga, you're retarded enough that your previous comment on this chain was downvoted to -12.
Repeat: you got downvoted in an /r/Drama thread.
Maybe you should just take the loss. 😂 😂 😂 😂
1 LemonScore_ 2018-12-15
Do you think that shows that I'm "retarded," because I think it just shows how pissy you lobotomites are that Mommy didn't get her turn.
You know you're really winning when you become a Discount Ed. But I'm sure you're totally not mad, after all would an angry person post passive aggressive emojis whilst they shit their pants and Daddy post every single day? Checkmate Lemoncels
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-15
Lmao, you're the only one bringing up an unemployed 70+ year old grandmother. Let it go.
1 DefectiveDelfin 2018-12-15
DADDY DEFENCE FORCE ASSEMBLE!!! 😤😣😖😤😣😖😤😣😖
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-12-15
DON'T
DOWNVOTE
THE
RETARD
1 sevgee 2018-12-15
Don't worry, I upvoted you 😙
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-12-15
Always thinking of me so nice 😇😇😇
1 no_for_reals 2018-12-15
a fair assessment
ehhhhhhh
1 iamusingplebbit 2018-12-15
Stop posting the anti-semitic edits and post the original, you bigots, smh:
https://i.imgur.com/4p7aRIX.jpg
1 demonkobra 2018-12-15
so this is what post modern means
1 yamabikos 2018-12-15
don’t tell jordan memerson
1 iamusingplebbit 2018-12-15
My memes are the only antidote to chaos you all need.
1 ineed750bucks 2018-12-15
Beautiful.
1 Rusty_Shackelford69 2018-12-15
Not only did he label 'Rachel Madcow' he fucking drew an arrow pointing to her, as if his readers couldn't even make a connection that the fucking label right next to someone's face that happens to be the only object/person to label in the entire general area is in fact labeling that person
1 phedre 2018-12-15
Have you read t_d?
1 DeathBahamutXXX 2018-12-15
But who is the person in the suit! I can’t tell without a label Ben!
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-12-15
I’m stumped myself. Nobody in the current administration resembles that youthful aryan figure in the well tailored suit.
1 elksandturkeys 2018-12-15
Thats how shitty his art work is
1 BonoboZilla 2018-12-15
He is well aware that his readers are all retarded boomers and edgecels from t_d
1 npc_barney 2018-12-15
are you really sperging out over an arrow
1 grungebot5000 2018-12-15
if that’s a spergout, it may be a profitable one
1 PantherChamp 2018-12-15
You really don't know what that means, do you?
1 elksandturkeys 2018-12-15
Dont send me other peoples links!
1 monsantobreath 2018-12-15
Calling a woman a cow is really high brow shit.
1 CaptainHookworm 2018-12-15
There aren't nearly enough labels in this one tbh
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-15
Is Garrison a (may Allah forgive for me uttering this word) a furry?
1 preserved_fish 2018-12-15
Pretty sure those are supposed to be Jew-horns.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-15
Being a furry doesn't stop you from preaching about the treachery of the Jewish menace.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-12-15
Nor does it stop you from joining the same line for the showers.
1 Dspacefear 2018-12-15
dude got a real vore fetish
1 westofthetracks 2018-12-15
lmao the incredibly tiny "radical," hes barely even trying to hide his power level
1 AugustusTheWolf 2018-12-15
this but unironically
1 Worker_Drone_37 2018-12-15
Maddow=Mad Cow. Not a bad pun, actually, but it'll probably be lost on his audience.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-15
Garrison with the Pizzashill-level I.Q
1 TobyTheRobot 2018-12-15
You're saying because "Maddow" kind of sounds like "Mad cow?" In the "More like NO-BAMA" sense?
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-12-15
Legit there's been furrybait in a bunch of his recent comics, I would not be surprised
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-15
Something needs to be done about the furry problem. Now.
1 PantherChamp 2018-12-15
Prove it
1 RichEvansSextape 2018-12-15
Ben "If it's got gills, my pants be filled" Garrison
Ben "Banned from the zoo, now my balls are blue" Garrison
Ben "Richard Gere had the right idea" Garrison
1 sadderreborn 2018-12-15
Horns of Moloch I think
1 Futhermucker 2018-12-15
you don't shake from opiates
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-12-15
RLS though.
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-15
Go shoot up some more smack under a bridge, ya junkie. I'll be there in a few with you
1 MG87 2018-12-15
HOW DO I KNOW WHO THE NON FATASS IS?
1 ShitCommentBelow 2018-12-15
Why does he wear his tie outside his suit jacket? Did someone dress him?
1 PPP_Your_Boat 2018-12-15
Who's the guy in the suit? He isn't clearly labeled so how are we supposed to know who that is?
1 Tetragrade 2018-12-15
I think that's Shkillary KKKlinton.
1 Tentacle_Schoolgirl 2018-12-15
Fake, hole in wall, the floor, and trump aren't labeled
1 TheButtholeOfBravery 2018-12-15
is this a rush limbaugh show from 2005 or something?
1 PantherChamp 2018-12-15
The point of conservautism to not evolve or improve.
1 Ranilen 2018-12-15
He busted through the wall and left a perfect outline, just like a plane does! This is proof that (a) 9/11 was an inside job, and (b) Trump is a plane. Also, it seems like breaking through walls makes him younger somehow?
1 Cho-Dai 2018-12-15
Hairspray can't melt steel beams
1 PantherChamp 2018-12-15
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1 SecretSnack 2018-12-15
Why does he need to pretend Trump isn't fat?
1 SecretSnack 2018-12-15
Why is he calling the thin person a cow and making the fat person thin?
1 coldfirerules 2018-12-15
They live in the upside down man.
1 GadolBoobies 2018-12-15
Imagine having it actually written for you with a big fucking arrow in the picture and you still couldn't understand.
You're literally the reason he over-labels.
1 SecretSnack 2018-12-15
Wait, who?
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2018-12-15
I don't think you understand ops question.
1 SecretSnack 2018-12-15
Weird edit.
1 Patsy02 2018-12-15
Maddow = mad cow
1 coldfirerules 2018-12-15
Man what a creative genius this guy is.
I should start doing Fentanyl at work.
1 Earl_of_Grab 2018-12-15
KEE-RUNCH!
1 JustLions 2018-12-15
I don't so any labels indicating that the Jews orchestrated this. Are you sure this was done by Ben "There's No Business Like Shoah Business" Garrison?
1 MooseHeckler 2018-12-15
t.fentanyl.
1 Bigbewmistaken 2018-12-15
keerunch
1 grungebot5000 2018-12-15
good GOD, ben-gay’s moved onto multi panel pieces???
1 A663954512658449695 2018-12-15
It's over for comicels
1 The_Long_Connor 2018-12-15
Somewhere in late qing dynasty China, been lays lazily on a bunk bed smoking an opium pipe. Surrounding him is a hazy smoke and hundreds of other opium addicts on bunk beds in the crowded boarding room. He lays off the pipe, thinking while scratching at an open sore on his stomach. "How did I end up here" he asks, drifting in and out of consciousness. As he begins to overdose, it hits it. "Th-the libcuck snowflakes" he utters as he goes down for one last poppy dream.
1 JumbledFun 2018-12-15
What an embarassing person
1 jezx74 2018-12-15
Ben Garrison is the modern equivalent of medieval portrait artists who would paint the nobility as more flattering than they actually appeared, except there’s no one threatening to behead him or anything that’s just how he is.
1 PantherChamp 2018-12-15
Zyklon Ben really does give off court jester vibes, don't he?
1 ry8919 2018-12-15
...what?
1 Prysorra2 2018-12-15
I mean .... it's kinda hard not to agree with the "wtf" part.
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-12-15
Yikes
1 SoldierofNod 2018-12-15
Certainly enough evidence to convict his lawyer!
1 PantherChamp 2018-12-15
And his campaign manager!
1 corporatedemocrat 2018-12-15
damn Trump daddy lookin fit
1 hyledog 2018-12-15
why does he have his jacket buttoned with the tie on top of it that aint how people dress bro
1 PixelatedFractal 2018-12-15
Black Steve voice : Who the fuck is Ben Garrison?
1 FrankVillain 2018-12-15
Ben Label.
1 ZMowlcher 2018-12-15
Where's our movie adaptation on Ben Garrison's work?
1 GreasyPeter 2018-12-15
I wonder what it's like to be this big of a shill.
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1 TruthPains 2018-12-15
His comics make less and less sense. No EVIDENCE except for the evidence.