Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
I quickly checked the front page and it was boomer retardation but I didn’t see that tweet before I had to click away because my IQ took a hit. Guess some dramanauts were on the case.
Democrats who now control congress should loudly agree with Donald then immediately begin investigations into Fox News and Sinclair and begin arresting right winge media personalities.
Wow almost like we had a President who banned Fox News or something crazy imagine the outrage that would happen if a President even dared to talk badly about the Media
It’s almost funny how badly The_Donald and Trump himself just wish they could make America a flawed/illiberal democracy. A while ago I saw some people there talking about how Trump would get re-elected because he would be using the government to aid his re-election efforts.l and how it was a good thing.
The tribe of Judah was one of two tribes of Israel that remained loyal to David and practiced Judaism. They were the ancestors of modern Jews. Also, do you know about the Sadducees or the Essenes?
Imagine being this delusional, lol. I just know that as soon as I say anything to the contrary of what you're saying or just straight up shitpost you'll screech
I'm wondering why you're still screeching in my notifications like a pompous self righteous crybaby getting high off his own farts. It's almost as if you enjoy shitting your pants for all to see
I shat out cheap jokes about you coping and here you are two whole days later still absolutely S E E T H I N G in my inbox, lol. Take a xanax, sweaty, you're gonna blow a gasket and go on a shooting spree at the nearest Walmart at this rate
Do tell how I sperged out over politics. All I did was post shit along the lines of "Cope harder" and "You can't even handle dissenting opinions" which caused you to lose your mind. Ffs, you're still shitting your pants in my notifications lol
I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking DDF piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
Pretending to be serious is the best bait for autistic retards who take the internet seriously, imagine caring what the President things of the new Ghostbusters or Videogames
So which retarded power user from this sub is using this shitty alt? Whoever it is needs to try harder. This material isn't even worthy of being called bait
im literally just expressing my opinions and i have like 100 comments calling me out and being downvoted a ton. this sub is libtards pretending to be centrists. you might be the most retarded of the bunch by trying to make yourself appear above it. "DDF lol! pwned. btw im NOT a liberal"
I, like all dramatards, already am aware of my tism. This doesn't etract from any of my points you silly faggot. You were btfo'd by a troll sub, get over it
Not only are they hacks—they're plagiarists. They stole the It's a Trump Wonderful Life skit from the much funnier skit with a much better impressionist on The President Show.
Its pretty meh, fucking tragedy we lost Colbert Report and John Stewart at the same time. (Sidenote apparently some coservoids are so retarded they thought Colbert Report was a pro conservative show)
I knew a guy in high school who was a real-life Stephen Colbert character. He was a redneck who hunted deer and squirrels, spoke in an affected Southern accent, and mocked liberals in an over-the-top way. He was also a fan of the Colbert Report. I ran into him again a few years ago and he told me of his intention to vote for Bernie, which was surprising to say the least. I know he genuinely lives a somewhat redneckish lifestyle, but it seems his so-called political views were an act that he put on in his day-to-day life. I think he still insists he’s a conservative to this day.
I mean SNL's political stuff is pretty bad (aside from Alex's Eric Trump impression) but they have some good writers and actors in the current cast. Kyle and Beck are particular favorites of mine ever since their YouTube days as Goodneighbor.
I agree. Pointing out that SNL sucks is so overplayed.
It's just like the Nazi's, right?
The whole, "oh no, they committed mass genocide" is so tired. C'mon, they has awesome animal rights laws. Can't we respect that instead of always trotting out the tired "master race, death to the Jews" stuff?
Like any sketch show it's hit or miss but there's some pretty good stuff in there usually.
Amy Pohler was the last funny person on Saturday Night Live and she left in 2008.
There is no single memorable SNL skit past 2010 that was memorable because it was funny. These skits are only memorable because either A) SNL was accused of stealing the jokes or B) They beat the joke beyond death.
Imagine that thinking is like herding on a field. Of course they don't mind limiting frozen peaches when the area they can comfortably stay in is anyway really small.
i mean yeah. they want good things to happen to people they like, and bad things to happen to people they don't like. i can't fault them for it tbh that's a pretty sound philosophy.
if anyone dare make fun of mr hussein (obama) they were called a racist and its not to the same extent. completely separate from whats happening now. you know that too. you just thought i wouldnt catch it.
How can anyone be this thin-skinned even after becoming the president of US? Like mate, you are rich AND powerful. Why the fuck are you on twitter? Either go full autist like Notch or get off Twitter and go do rich people things.
Additionally, most Presidents have been pretty good-natured about being made fun of. Hell, at one of the correspondent's dinners, Dubya had an impersonator with him that was standing next to him and making fun of him.
I hate SNL.
MADtv was actually funny, but since it doesn't have infinite Liberal Funding; It gets cancelled. Of course, MadTv did mock the entire political spectrum- Cranky liberals hate when the mirror is held up to them, while the Cranky conservatives don't like what they see, they won't smash the mirror.
For example: MadTv's joke on the opioid crisis : More than a decade ago. It was pulled off of youtube shortly after people kept noticing that SNL copied this joke but modified it to fit modern medicine commericals at the time, two decades later.
I love when a democrat is in office and SNL ALWAYS tries to seem unbiased by making fun of them as well, but the jokes are so deflated and not based on anything real that it just comes off as forced. They can't make fun of a democrat because they don't know how and they don't want to even touch any of the criticisms that republicans invariably thrust at the Democratic president.
You're not welcome in my inbox, and I don't want to hear from you again. This is a test of your character -- if you reply, you're just proving you don't think consent matters.
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1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-16
Look you retards, when the posts here are basically the same thing every single day and the bot has like 3 different phrases, of course they are going to match up a lot. You idiots post links to anything that matches up with your gay ass drama buzzwords. I don’t get how the circlejerk of regulars don’t get bored of this place but I guess that is because of their incredibly low mental capacity. How many times can you say “dude bussy lmao” without wanted to blow your brains out?
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1 quality_bratwurst 2018-12-16
This has been brought up a lot but it's hilarious how now the GOP is trying to get government busybodies to meddle in private businesses
1 Serial_Peacemaker 2018-12-16
Yeah but Saturday Night Live has a MONOPOLY on sketch comedy on Saturday nights at 11:30PM on NBC.
1 Think_Once 2018-12-16
You know that someone at T_D is already arguing that comedy is a public utility and thus should be regulated.
1 MayorEmanuel 2018-12-16
Here’s to hoping Trump is generous with his Comedy Ration Cards.
1 Phantom_Engineer 2018-12-16
Oi, where's your joke making permit?
1 TheLordHighExecu 2018-12-16
His hijinks are an unintentional Universal Basic Income
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-16
Literally nobody there is talking about this. 🧐
1 Strictlybutters 2018-12-16
https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/a6p6td/a_real_scandal_is_the_one_sided_coverage_hour_by/?st=JPRYDU1A&sh=58c5fc5f
Oh word?
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-16
Yeah dawg I ain’t clickin that shit. I’ll take your word for it.
1 Strictlybutters 2018-12-16
I thought you checked because le radical centrist tho?🤔🤔🤔🤔🤣🤣
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-16
I quickly checked the front page and it was boomer retardation but I didn’t see that tweet before I had to click away because my IQ took a hit. Guess some dramanauts were on the case.
1 preserved_fish 2018-12-16
No idea whether the assault on Rand Paul was justified, but it was pretty fucking hilarious.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2018-12-16
Democrats who now control congress should loudly agree with Donald then immediately begin investigations into Fox News and Sinclair and begin arresting right winge media personalities.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-12-16
Wow almost like we had a President who banned Fox News or something crazy imagine the outrage that would happen if a President even dared to talk badly about the Media
oh wait
1 Squiddy_titties 2018-12-16
Obama never banned fox from the white house DDF. Imagine supporting the president that casually talks about revoking every right in the constitution.
1 RIPGeorgeHarrison 2018-12-16
It’s almost funny how badly The_Donald and Trump himself just wish they could make America a flawed/illiberal democracy. A while ago I saw some people there talking about how Trump would get re-elected because he would be using the government to aid his re-election efforts.l and how it was a good thing.
1 grungebot5000 2018-12-16
no you see, the establishment is good now and must be protected at all costs
long live the incumbent advantage
1 Denny_Craine 2018-12-16
TFW Trump ends up being the president that brings back the fairness doctrine
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-12-16
Imagine how fragile you have to be to get assblasted by SNL
1 glarbung 2018-12-16
Well, all other US presidents have been champs about being made fun of on SNL. Trump's just being unpresidented.
1 dthrow2234 2018-12-16
It should be banned for not being funny.
1 DragonSlayerYomre 2018-12-16
Broke: Donald
Woke: this
1 GreasyPeter 2018-12-16
Bespoke: Giving yourself an anal fissure while thrusting a cucumber up your bum.
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-12-16
holds up spork
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
yeah who cares about the reason as long as it ends
1 MG87 2018-12-16
Cope
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
cope with what lol, snl existing?
1 shallowm 2018-12-16
cope with being a goy in the year of our lord, jesus the kike, 2018
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
jesus wasnt jewish lol he was a judean
he also specifically said watch out for those satanists that pretend to be judean
1 preserved_fish 2018-12-16
I have seen you post many retarded takes, but this wins the prize for most retarded.
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
judeans arent jews, the king james bible really fucked over the judeans and started conflating the two because long words are hard apparently
judeans are one of the 12 tribes, whats known as jews now were referred to as the pharisees which were different altogether
listen to louis farrakhan once in a while jeez
1 preserved_fish 2018-12-16
The tribe of Judah was one of two tribes of Israel that remained loyal to David and practiced Judaism. They were the ancestors of modern Jews. Also, do you know about the Sadducees or the Essenes?
Go mong it up elsewhere.
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
wrong, theyre the synagogue of satan jesus warned of
he said that fake satanists will pretend to be judeans, and they mistranslated it in newer bibles as "jews"
jesus was never jewish, hes described entirely differently appearance wise than the pharisees
no i just randomly know about one type to own nerds and jews on the internet
please
1 preserved_fish 2018-12-16
Yes, he was an Essene, you total retard. Go drink some poisoned Australia water.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-16
t. S E E T H I N G christcuck
1 NationalismIsFun 2018-12-16
I will always have sympathy for anyone you disagree with, and I hate you for that
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-16
TFW radical centricism owns you on behalf of the opposition 😎
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2018-12-16
That's gonna be a DUDE BUSSY from me, LMAO 😎
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
im not christian im just knowledgeable and like saying random stuff about jews
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-16
Hmmm! (⌐▀͡ ̯ʖ▀)
Now where have i heard that line of
C O P Ereasoning before? 🤔1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
im too apathetic and indecisive to follow a religion tbh
rastafarianism seems hilarious but you need to smoke too much and i dont have enough hair for dreadlocks
also nation of islam with their big golden wheel in the sky
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-16
TOP KEK 🤣
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-16
C O P E
O
P
E
Wtf I love SNL now.
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
lol i love how i agree with the highly upvoted post and you all sperg at me because im me
youre so obsessed lol
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-12-16
Persecution complex LMAO 🤣😂🤣
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
lol im not persecuted just because a bunch of sjw fags obsess over me constantly
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
Imagine being so retarded that you blame having your shitty hot takes being shat upon on SJWs
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-16
"I'm not retarded it's just that literally everyone else is a hyperliberal activist".
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
Sounds like the other retard that I'm triggering in this thread
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
he says, circlejerking exactly like i describe with like minded sjws
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-16
Where do you think you are, you fucking mong? 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
whyd you deny it then lol
just admit that i make you lose sleep because youre dumb and cant let shit slide
you get real life feelings about trump and american politics, and thats legit funny
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
R E N T
F R E E
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
lol youre so angry and bad
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
Keep telling yourself that
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
dont really have to with these responses
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
By all means, continue being a delusional fool for my entertainment
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-16
Tbh if it weren't for your wonderful blacked.com flair I wouldn't notice you at all.
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
lol one of you obsessed hard enough to give me that thinking it was going to anger me
possibly the worst attempted insult yet
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-16
Aww, you think I'm just teasing you and wasn't actually serious. That's cute.
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
i really dont see a difference
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-16
That's because you're actually retarded.
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
no its because your pretend trolling is a facade and youre really emotionally affected by the things you sperg about
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-16
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
literally you im describing lol
i post quality stuff its just you faggots are legit angry at me constantly and project
you think its subtle too lol
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
Imagine being this delusional, lol. I just know that as soon as I say anything to the contrary of what you're saying or just straight up shitpost you'll screech
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
just lol dude youre so transparent
"oh im a centrist" lmao you get so angry
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
Mmkay
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
not v convincing tbh
why even pretend though i dont really get it
if youre that sensitive just own it, confronting smart people under a pretense is just going to make you frustrated like you are here
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
The irony here is delicious. Or is hypocrisy a better term? I can't tell, being exposed to your autism makes me lose precious brain cells
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
i dont pretend to be centrist like you guys though because im not embarrassed about my beliefs
whereas you know youre srd level and have to pretend to be edgy to counteract it
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
W E W
Lol, imagine playing right into what I was talking about. You're calling me a lefty just because I gave you a quick poke. You should seek therapy bud
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
lol did you just unironically use the term gatekeeping
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
Did you just sperg out at the drop of a hat?
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
you accosted me over a post you dumb fag lololol
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
Lol, this is why this sub mocks you
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
tries to anyway with a bunch of gay shit like this lol
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
Oh hey, still butthurt?
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
at what lol you didnt do anything
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
That's why you're still screeching, right?
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
im asking what you think you did lol
did you get a high thinking you owned me or something
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
I'm wondering why you're still screeching in my notifications like a pompous self righteous crybaby getting high off his own farts. It's almost as if you enjoy shitting your pants for all to see
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
nigga you replied to me and youre doing that thing lolcows do with the gay insults so maybe tone it down
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
I shat out cheap jokes about you coping and here you are two whole days later still absolutely S E E T H I N G in my inbox, lol. Take a xanax, sweaty, you're gonna blow a gasket and go on a shooting spree at the nearest Walmart at this rate
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
lol i love how you constructed that shit in your head and just forgot about you sperging over politics
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
Do tell how I sperged out over politics. All I did was post shit along the lines of "Cope harder" and "You can't even handle dissenting opinions" which caused you to lose your mind. Ffs, you're still shitting your pants in my notifications lol
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
when you type cope its because youre an agenda poster and youre angry that opinions you dont like exist
at least ed does it to troll, you get genuinely rl worked up about right wingers and imaginary nazis because dumb
youre not subtle youre a sperg that hates trump and has the most boring generic opinion ever about it lol
yes responding to your fagposting is really losing it
youre like american news with the pretend meltdowns lmao
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
I don't give a fuck how much you call your flimsy delusions "enlightenment." There is no amount of ceaseless self-deception that will make you accept the charred hellscape of being a miserable useless destitute fucking DDF piece of shit. You know what you are, and it is deeply ugly on every level.
1 pepperouchau 2018-12-16
criminals can watch the show?
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
nah ive just seen clips on youtube
its always been trash though, american late night "comedy" shows are terrible
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-16
Why don't you just do fentanyl instead?
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
haha nice original joke there buddy
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-16
Would you find it funnier if I said something bad about black people or mexicans
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-16
So these are the people getting subreddits banned... 🤢
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-16
Ban drama tbh
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
well it would be objectively funnier than copying nerd memes from butthurt jews but im not sure you have the heart for it
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-16
"saying nigger is the height of comedy"
We must deal with the white menace quickly and efficiently
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
much funnier than self hating whites or jealous browns pretending to joke about
lol you self denigrated! now maybe a black guy will high five you! lol fag
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-16
Now that's what I call fragility vol 3
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
white people are literally the least fragile race lol
hate crimes etc
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-16
Broke: saying whites are least fragile
Woke: losing your mind every time white people are made fun of
Kyle you need to calm down
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
lol black people twitter level congrats dude really striving there
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
You don't even have the heart to withstand being disagreed with
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
thats pretty rich for the group of spergs that cant stand someone shitposting about trump
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
Cope harder bro
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
comedy, so rich
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
Right? You just can't resist sperging out for me
1 sevgee 2018-12-16
You mean ddfcels?
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
because a thing you don't watch affects your life that much?
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-16
Mde rapefugees are very fragile
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
oh im sorry i didnt know you were a fan of shit tv
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
Oh please oh wise one. Eighteen me with your wisdom.
What dies such a wise gentleman such as yourself watch to engage in giggles?
1 Patsy02 2018-12-16
Pretending to like SNL to own the conservatards 😎
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
Haha that was actually really funny
1 Patsy02 2018-12-16
Thanks, I should apply to write for SNL
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
Yea. You should
1 ChipChippersonAMA 2018-12-16
Yeah the lame part of this tweet is all it will do is encourage snl to do their awful impression of him even more
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-12-16
Baldwin Trump was funny for a while, but the hacks who write for SNL are really good at beating a joke to death.
1 RandolphCox 2018-12-16
literally never fun. drop dead
1 ItsSugar 2018-12-16
Going from "Wrong!" to "Downvotes, really?" in less than 30 minute. You're as much of a fag as Donald.
1 binenut 2018-12-16
I wonder sometimes if that RandolphCox is as serious as one would normally take him to be.
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-12-16
Pretending to be serious is the best bait for autistic retards who take the internet seriously, imagine caring what the President things of the new Ghostbusters or Videogames
1 RandolphCox 2018-12-16
...sigh 😌😌😌
1 nanonan 2018-12-16
Never funnier than the original at least.
1 wumbo17412 2018-12-16
Lenard nemroy
Leonard Cohen you fucking mongoloid
1 RandolphCox 2018-12-16
was iphone auto correct thats what i meant
1 werewolf_bar_mitzva 2018-12-16
How about you respect (((Leonard Cohen))) a little more next time, sweaty
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-12-16
https://i.imgur.com/04OxKAE.gif
1 redmugofcoffee 2018-12-16
there should be a law against downvoting people as stupid as you
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-16
Leave daddy alone 😭😭😭
1 RandolphCox 2018-12-16
oh sorry. did i ruin your circlejerk? lmao. "how DARE randolph say SNL sucks!"
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-16
F R A G I L I T Y
1 RandolphCox 2018-12-16
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-16
Fragile whiteys are the most pathetic tbh.
"Why come they talk about Trump instead of just saying nigger a bunch????" 🥴🥴🥴
1 RandolphCox 2018-12-16
ive literally never said the n w*rd
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-16
Gonna have to big doubt that one, buddy
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
C O P E
H A R D E R
1 Hemingwavy 2018-12-16
Trump wants to fuck his own daughter and that's literally a backwater cesspool of broken chromosomes. He doesn't exactly have the best taste.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
You unironically should maintain your safety
1 RandolphCox 2018-12-16
reported for threatening my safety to subreddit moderators. violent left everyone.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
So which retarded power user from this sub is using this shitty alt? Whoever it is needs to try harder. This material isn't even worthy of being called bait
1 RandolphCox 2018-12-16
im literally just expressing my opinions and i have like 100 comments calling me out and being downvoted a ton. this sub is libtards pretending to be centrists. you might be the most retarded of the bunch by trying to make yourself appear above it. "DDF lol! pwned. btw im NOT a liberal"
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
Lol
Mmkay
Lol, no
Lol, get better at it because this shit is weaker than u/LightUmbra's effort posts
1 RandolphCox 2018-12-16
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
I, like all dramatards, already am aware of my tism. This doesn't etract from any of my points you silly faggot. You were btfo'd by a troll sub, get over it
1 LightUmbra 2018-12-16
Huh
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-16
You didn't even report /u/frostbittensalsa's comment, my dude.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
Gasp
Not only is this sperg retarded but he's also a liar!
1 shitpost953 2018-12-16
this guy is mukumukum levels of sperg
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-16
Lmao. I found a new person to fuck with.
1 Pro_Extent 2018-12-16
"yeah I'll sperg at a kiwi, that definitely won't backfire"
Attacking the best shit posters in the world, what a moron.
1 Patsy02 2018-12-16
Kiwis trying to jew aussies out of their shitposting supremacy. Nice try.
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-16
NZers do that to Aussies over everything tbh.
1 Pro_Extent 2018-12-16
Mate I'm Australian, but kiwis are basically just advanced Australians.
The only thing we do better than them is having a strong economy.
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1 GreasyPeter 2018-12-16
"Trump is good for bad comics" - Norm Macdonald
1 preserved_fish 2018-12-16
Not only are they hacks—they're plagiarists. They stole the It's a Trump Wonderful Life skit from the much funnier skit with a much better impressionist on The President Show.
1 grungebot5000 2018-12-16
there needs to be a law mandating all trump impressions be outsourced to psychicpebbles
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
I too am a man of culture
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-12-16
If we get more tweets like this its worth it unless you're one of the losers that actually watches the show
1 Arbys_Official 2018-12-16
Hating on SNL is the most played out normie internet opinion.
Like any sketch show it's hit or miss but there's some pretty good stuff in there usually.
1 dthrow2234 2018-12-16
Are you a cast member or something? Keep yourself safe, Pete.
1 CompetitiveLoiterer 2018-12-16
On live television if you can.
1 dthrow2234 2018-12-16
That would actually be an entertaining episode.
1 allendrio 2018-12-16
Its pretty meh, fucking tragedy we lost Colbert Report and John Stewart at the same time. (Sidenote apparently some coservoids are so retarded they thought Colbert Report was a pro conservative show)
1 Imperial_Sardaukar 2018-12-16
I knew a guy in high school who was a real-life Stephen Colbert character. He was a redneck who hunted deer and squirrels, spoke in an affected Southern accent, and mocked liberals in an over-the-top way. He was also a fan of the Colbert Report. I ran into him again a few years ago and he told me of his intention to vote for Bernie, which was surprising to say the least. I know he genuinely lives a somewhat redneckish lifestyle, but it seems his so-called political views were an act that he put on in his day-to-day life. I think he still insists he’s a conservative to this day.
1 allendrio 2018-12-16
The thing about conservative / liberal is its often relative to perspective, to the average middle eastern all westerners are degenerate liberals.
To that average lolbertarian everyone is a raging conservative who doesnt understand what is and isnt pedophilia.
1 E_G_Never 2018-12-16
Can we just send Chris Hanson to explain pedophilia to them?
1 Patsy02 2018-12-16
What kind of an inbred gimp hunts squirrels?
1 Arbys_Official 2018-12-16
I mean SNL's political stuff is pretty bad (aside from Alex's Eric Trump impression) but they have some good writers and actors in the current cast. Kyle and Beck are particular favorites of mine ever since their YouTube days as Goodneighbor.
1 wumbo17412 2018-12-16
people just wildly overestimate the ratio of good sketches to bad ones and when they actually watch a full show and it sucks they're surprised.
SNL has always been 95% shit but the 5% that works keeps it going.
Kyle's one of the better cast members and I personally like Pete but really Michael Che is the only one who keeps me caring at this point.
1 glarbung 2018-12-16
It's Jon Stewart. John Stewart is the Green Lantern.
GET IT RIGHT NEXT TIME!
1 allendrio 2018-12-16
no
1 throwawayainteasy 2018-12-16
I agree. Pointing out that SNL sucks is so overplayed.
It's just like the Nazi's, right?
The whole, "oh no, they committed mass genocide" is so tired. C'mon, they has awesome animal rights laws. Can't we respect that instead of always trotting out the tired "master race, death to the Jews" stuff?
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2018-12-16
Amy Pohler was the last funny person on Saturday Night Live and she left in 2008.
There is no single memorable SNL skit past 2010 that was memorable because it was funny. These skits are only memorable because either A) SNL was accused of stealing the jokes or B) They beat the joke beyond death.
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
*le edgelord enters with scalding hot edgy take... popular thing used to be better*
1 TheColdTurtle 2018-12-16
Hello pete Davidson, hope frankie grande is treating you well!
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-16
There's some diamonds in the shit I'll admit, but again they're deep in shit.
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
right next too.
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"OMG PEOPLE STILL WATCH THE SIMPSONS!! I STOPPED WATCHING *insert date preferable in the 90s. the earlier the better*
1 Patsy02 2018-12-16
It's 100% true though
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
I still enjoy SNL. It's really good right now
1 Patsy02 2018-12-16
This comment is funnier than SNL.
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
Have you even watched it in 5 years?
1 Patsy02 2018-12-16
It's dogshit, cope harder.
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
Cope with what?
1 Patsy02 2018-12-16
The shitness of SNL
1 MG87 2018-12-16
It hasn't been funny since Dick in a Box
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
so... when YOU were 14? funny how that works
1 MG87 2018-12-16
I wasn't 14 in 2009
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
22?
1 MG87 2018-12-16
Yep
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
Nice. I was 24
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
Take your pills and go to sleep, grandpa
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
I literally am going to do that in about an hour.
Jokes on you..?
Still me?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
Still you, old man
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
awww peaches!
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
That really salts my watermelon
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
that actually sounds really delicious
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
Apparently it is because you're only suppose to use enough to make the flavor of a watermelon more savory much like one does a margarita
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
yea, salted caramel is great too. im going to start salting more things.
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**New Year New Me**
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
You sure your heart can take that kind of abuse?
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
good point, I should stick with my raw potato and marlboro red diet.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2018-12-16
The Irish cowboy diet
1 glarbung 2018-12-16
And you laughed at it but not any other Lonely Island stuff? Goes to show that age is just a number and puberty lasts past the teen years.
1 MG87 2018-12-16
Yeah because we are prim and proper gentlemanm
1 ryan-bossling 2018-12-16
Came here to post this
1 cleverseneca 2018-12-16
I feel like Donald should be banned on the same grounds.
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-12-16
I like how he included a question mark.
1 mrubuto22 2018-12-16
isn't there some literary rule that is there is a "?" in the headline the answer is always "No"
1 opi 2018-12-16
It's Betteridge's law of headlines,
1 zywiaibronia 2018-12-16
magacels will unironically support this and then cry about their freeze peach being taken away by the evil leftists
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2018-12-16
MAGAcels have never and will never support freedom of thought for anyone other than themselves.
1 MrAlphonzo 2018-12-16
Is it just me
or are the people who claim they hate commies the most
acting like massive commies?
🤔
1 Brumaired 2018-12-16
MAGAcels are hypocritical fucktards? I'm shocked, truly.
1 cleverseneca 2018-12-16
I've never seen a stranger man... Truly!
1 allendrio 2018-12-16
H O R S E S H O E
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-16
SMALL GOVERNMENT
BIG WALLS
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-16
Like moths to a mueller indictment the agendaposters have found their flame 🔥 🔥 🔥
1 glarbung 2018-12-16
Imagine that thinking is like herding on a field. Of course they don't mind limiting frozen peaches when the area they can comfortably stay in is anyway really small.
1 accounttttttttttt 2018-12-16
i mean yeah. they want good things to happen to people they like, and bad things to happen to people they don't like. i can't fault them for it tbh that's a pretty sound philosophy.
1 ethicsssss 2018-12-16
Pick one and only one.
1 accounttttttttttt 2018-12-16
i pick you
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
lol seriousposts about trump
1 d-amazo 2018-12-16
DDF ASSEMBLE
1 RandolphCox 2018-12-16
😌😌😌
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
its not even right leaning i just think everyone who cries about trump is a lolcow because holy shit its been years now
1 d-amazo 2018-12-16
lmao rightoid fags bitched constantly about obama for 8 years straight and still, to this day, bitch about him
you fragile little homos can't even handle 2 years of the same shit.
1 RandolphCox 2018-12-16
if anyone dare make fun of mr hussein (obama) they were called a racist and its not to the same extent. completely separate from whats happening now. you know that too. you just thought i wouldnt catch it.
1 d-amazo 2018-12-16
if you're gonna bait people don't use talking points invented by widely-known lunatic and retard Rush Limbaugh.
1 RandolphCox 2018-12-16
that wasnt a retort to what i just said. thought i wouldnt catch that either huh? sigh... why do i bother debates here? (rhetorical question)
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1 Agenda_Poster 2018-12-16
Lmfao he's a fucking bogan not a yuropoor
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-12-16
> I don't take the internet seriously I just stalk random /r/Drama users enough to know what specific European colony they are from
😓 😓 😓
1 Agenda_Poster 2018-12-16
If I find out someone defends Trump an unhealthy amount and they can't even vote in the US yeah I'm gonna keep it in mind when they shitpost
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-12-16
tbh I do the same just about everything non-Americans think about anything.
How can you trust people who live in a country with Restrooms like the British
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
im not european you dork lol
1 Imgur_Lurker 2018-12-16
Everything outside of America that's not Mexico is European
Who do you think colonized South America and New Zealand where you live
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
obama was actually shit though and people only liked him because he was black, whereas anyone who cries about trump is a massive dumb brainwashed baby
i also think trumps shit but its not for any of the reasons you fags cry about lol
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2018-12-16
Imagine being this retarded
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-12-16
Is that what you're doing to cope with things nowadays? Wow.
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
you guys keep saying cope but you wont tell me what im supposedly coping with
everything has gone my way for nearly 3 years running its great
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-12-16
S E E T H I N G
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
i guess thats an answer in some way
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-12-16
Keep telling yourself that, please.
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
i dunno it seems like whenever you guys say that it means i win and youre angry
1 PM_ME_UR_SUSPICIONS 2018-12-16
Ok champ
1 captainpriapism 2018-12-16
lol rent free, constantly
1 grungebot5000 2018-12-16
true
1 Ghdust2 2018-12-16
What does Daddy’s semen taste like?
1 degorius 2018-12-16
Fryer oil and aspartame Id assume.
1 POST_BUSSY 2018-12-16
😋🙁😣🤢🤮
1 Alicesnakebae 2018-12-16
I'm surprised that he can still get it up
1 Unkill_is_dill 2018-12-16
How can anyone be this thin-skinned even after becoming the president of US? Like mate, you are rich AND powerful. Why the fuck are you on twitter? Either go full autist like Notch or get off Twitter and go do rich people things.
1 MetaFactoryFactory 2018-12-16
Getting assblasted about bullshit on social media is what even the richest people in the world do now.
1 mfj1988 2018-12-16
I mean people rip Bezos and Amazon all the time on social media and I don't see him getting upset about it.
1 _Suprememe_ 2018-12-16
I don't think its possible to really upset a man whose personal wealth eclipses the GDP of small eastern European countries.
1 error404brain 2018-12-16
He is richer than some small eastern european countries are. Like, he is three time as rich as the entire country of bosnia.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_total_wealth
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-16
Superman did it decades earlier.
1 A663954512658449695 2018-12-16
Rich people are all dumbasses
1 MostSavageManAlive 2018-12-16
Nice consolidation to make your poor ass feel better.
1 ghostchamber 2018-12-16
Additionally, most Presidents have been pretty good-natured about being made fun of. Hell, at one of the correspondent's dinners, Dubya had an impersonator with him that was standing next to him and making fun of him.
1 FuckoffDemetri 2018-12-16
Same reason he does everything, his whole life is just stroking his own ego
1 Dspacefear 2018-12-16
He's the most mayo president we've seen since Woodrow Wilson.
1 Patsy02 2018-12-16
Shit, I'd become a full time autismposter if I had Notch money.
Unfortunately, my mediocre income forces me to behave like a normal human being. This is the real oppression of the proletariat.
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2018-12-16
It's over for Baldwin-cels
1 cwefsmschs 2018-12-16
2
1 King_Drumpf 2018-12-16
Hahahaha just turn off the tv.
1 A663954512658449695 2018-12-16
Imagine claiming to be an American Patriot but not knowing what free speech is
1 Lysis10 2018-12-16
lol
1 JurijFedorov 2018-12-16
So Trump is not part of any collusion according to himself but SNL is? That's kinda far-fetched logic right there.
1 UnexpectedLizard 2018-12-16
Jesus Christ that man is stupid.
1 ComedicSans 2018-12-16
Does Daddy even know what this word means? 😂 😂 😂
1 Burnnoticelover 2018-12-16
Broke: President Trump colluded with Russia
Woke: SNL colluded with... ...somebody.
1 NotchDidNothingWrong 2018-12-16
(((somebody)))
1 dramasexual 2018-12-16
For some reason the title reminded me of that Jorge wants to be hardcore meme.
Daddy wants to ban SNL but his mom won't let him.
1 Pepperglue 2018-12-16
The Party of Small Government and Constitution.
Seriously Trump, just turn off the TV and go do something else.
1 westofthetracks 2018-12-16
he doesnt do anything else tho
1 Pepperglue 2018-12-16
Well I guess that is kind of small government on his part.
Just do White House party everyday and get everybody drunk. West Wing is probably better off this way.
1 ghostchamber 2018-12-16
What a fucking snowflake.
1 saint2e 2018-12-16
Do you guys remember when SNL was actually relevant?
1 Strictlybutters 2018-12-16
Boomers fucking love SNL my guy. Ratings are at their highest levels since 1993 and that was when there were only like 10 channels on tv. I don’t really care for it outside of Che and the weekend update but I don’t think SNL has been any more relevant than it is now. It’s obviously been better but more not more relevant.
1 saint2e 2018-12-16
Crazy. I don't even know any cast members anymore, but was an avid watcher from the 90s to the early 2010s.
1 Krombopulos-Snake 2018-12-16
I hate SNL. MADtv was actually funny, but since it doesn't have infinite Liberal Funding; It gets cancelled. Of course, MadTv did mock the entire political spectrum- Cranky liberals hate when the mirror is held up to them, while the Cranky conservatives don't like what they see, they won't smash the mirror.
For example: MadTv's joke on the opioid crisis : More than a decade ago. It was pulled off of youtube shortly after people kept noticing that SNL copied this joke but modified it to fit modern medicine commericals at the time, two decades later.
Heroin PM: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2t01bv
Heroin AM : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W-ZdQ0z5cLM
1 templesthataum 2018-12-16
Holy shit, how much of a pussy can he be lol
1 TheColdTurtle 2018-12-16
The worst crime is how unfunny it is. It is horrible.
1 GreasyPeter 2018-12-16
I love when a democrat is in office and SNL ALWAYS tries to seem unbiased by making fun of them as well, but the jokes are so deflated and not based on anything real that it just comes off as forced. They can't make fun of a democrat because they don't know how and they don't want to even touch any of the criticisms that republicans invariably thrust at the Democratic president.
1 Ardvarkeating101 2018-12-16
Daddy Defense Force Go!!!!
1 shallowm 2018-12-16
the jokes are so deflated
the current SNL jokes about Trump pretty much all boil down to "Orange man stupid"
at least they try
implying
1 push_ecx_0x00 2018-12-16
Cucked and bluepilled
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-16
ITT: leftoids take a Daddy tweet literally. 🤢
I’m not sure what’s dumber, daddy’s tweets or the “hot takes” from agendaposters.🤮
1 mud074 2018-12-16
Never change, DDF.
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-16
😴😴😴
Go back to anime_irl
1 mud074 2018-12-16
"The only being worse than a weeb is a daddycel" (Book of Bussy 9:16)
We're not so different, you and I.
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-16
The utter state of leftoids
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-16
😛😛😛
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-16
Have it retard
1 JumbledFun 2018-12-16
COPE
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-16
😴😴😴
1 Etsuko1 2018-12-16
How did ameriburgers come to this lmao
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-16
o the ironing
1 Etsuko1 2018-12-16
Oh no
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-16
So many replies. 😴
1 Etsuko1 2018-12-16
You're not welcome in my inbox, and I don't want to hear from you again. This is a test of your character -- if you reply, you're just proving you don't think consent matters.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-16
I like daddy because he says it like it is, but don't take what he says seriously btw
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-16
Have you ever liked a comedian? This is pathetic.
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-16
I defended daddy, where can I receive my daddy cummies?
1 Warbring3r 2018-12-16
Go back to Reddit
1 -Steve_French- 2018-12-16
Daddy doesn't use Reddit. Where do you collect your daddy cummies?
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1 OveyGoyem 2018-12-16
Muh freeze peach, you aren't entitled to a platform in our country.
1 TheSteakKing 2018-12-16
But baselessly accusing the President-at-the-time of presenting fake birth documentation is A-OK.
1 Bisoromi 2018-12-16
such a pussy
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2018-12-16
Yikes
1 oreopocky 2018-12-16
xkcd comic
1 Norci 2018-12-16
He does start sounding like Q..
1 Kelootpt 2018-12-16
DOIT YOU SHIT DICTATOR..
and wile your at it RIGHT WING DEATH SQUADS.
so i can see mayoburgers kill browns