leave that place it isn't worth it

a lot of them are the alt-right mirror images of our tankie edgelord teens, and a lot of people there are broken, toxic people and their parasites who exploit and humiliate them for sociopathic fun

just a really bad community all around

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It's over for most-wonderful-time-of-the-year-cels

gay

You better hope I'm not gay, cause I'm gonna shove my hog in your bussy and make you squeal like a pig in the heat, which you'd probably like nancy-boy.

WRONG!

That’s most-fabulous-time-of-the-year-cels

it's over for simply-having-a-wonderful-christmastime-cels

You deserve to be celibate if you like that song. I have zero pity.

joy-to-the-world-cels btfo

The Unbearable Lightness of Being... a White Woman.

She's jewish.

Jews are white+

They’re gods chosen whites

only when they accused of being jews tho

Schrodingerstein's white person.

Maybe they should wear yellow stars and that way we would know when we're supposed to say Happy Hanukkah

Lol every time

Jews are ultra white deluxe.

They're white when they're writing propaganda.

and the rest of the time

except when they’re Sephardic

most jews are white and this lady is most jews

Peak White people nonsense.

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What is this sub?

A power user (lol) The_marx has a one man crusade against this sub

How many cups of autism do you need to become a power user?

You have mental illness for not measuring in milliliters.

I only use pecks.

How many gills in one of those again?

I think its hilarious. Imagine hating a group so much that you constantly devote real time and energy to trying to make fun of them, only for it to essentially act as free advertising.

Holy shit, he started literally every thread in the first page! And all of them are either empty, or have only removed comments.

i made a comment and it got deleted because I'm an '/r/drama user'.

Also I got a 6 day ban. What the fuk?

Sounds fun

titillating

Fuck at this point I have no idea whether he is trolling or just retarded.

She's Jewish so whatever.

Because 95% of this country celebrates Christmas I would think by the time you reach 30 you'd no longer feel alienated by these comments, but then again if I lived in a Jewish neighborhood I'd probably get annoyed by all the people asking why I'm not building a sukkah.

Only edgy atheists and a small amount of juice actually care about the merry christmas/happy holidays shit. It's Christmas, its relation to Christianity is basically zilch at this point. Hell if it wasn't for the edgy atheist reeing I wouldn't even think about Christianity during the Christmas period.

I see exponentially more "keep christ in christmas" signs and stickers than I do edgy atheist rants about christmas.

Maybe it's time for you to get out more often.

bumper stickers is like twitter for cuckservatives

No, you're thinking of chain emails with 6 different fonts

Well to be fair, there was a campaign to change the name of Christmas or stop saying it for political correctness (Happy Holidays, Seasons Greetings were the PC things to say). I don't think anyone cares anymore but it was a hot topic because of /r/atheism irl maybe 10 years ago before everyone collectively decided saying "Merry Christmas" was just fine, it's a fun tradition no matter your religion.

In the other direction conservatives get offended by Xmas because it's not religious enough. Ironically, if Christmas was a purely religious holiday, it couldn't also be a public holiday because of the first amendment. The courts only allow government recognition because Christmas in America is a secular holiday.

Saying Christmas instead of Xmas was considered extremely insensitive.

Latinx 1.0

Yeah a lot of secular Jews like or even celebrate Christmas because it's fun. But some people get really uncomfortable when they make them feel like an outsider, even if it's something as insignificant as hearing a family speak Spanish at the Applebee's table next to yours

even if it's something as insignificant as hearing a family speak Spanish at the Applebee's table next to yours

This is so on point. We limit the Spanish in public because people will assume you're speaking poorly of them.

Have you lost all grasp on reality? It's by and large a Christian thing to care about that shit. The president of the United States ran with "bring back 'Merry Christmas'" on his platform for christ's sake

My elderly grandma is the only one I know who is offended over Happy Holidays.

It's nearly all Christians complaining about saying "Merry Christmas" than anyone else. In fact, Trump has said over and over that we should say "Merry Christmas" and his christian base goes wild. How Christians can like Trump is beyond me, but that's an entirely separate topic. Anyway, I've actually never seen an atheist give a shit one way or another. However, I've seen Fox news and a lot of Christians bitching about it every chance they get. They are fighting their imaginary war. It was with Starbucks and their cups a few years ago. Every Christmas they have to bring up their imaginary war.

I swear 90% of people complaining about unimportant shit on Twitter that are Jewish 🤔

oh look a literal anti-semitic comment

Is calling someone Jewish, anti-semitic?

believing "90% of people complaining about unimportant shit on Twitter are Jewish" is anti-semitic

How so?

• comment complaining about Jews
• non-factual

i was just making an observation, are you jewish by chance? you seem to be complaining about some unimportant shit

an antisemitic, incorrect observation

true, maybe it's higher than 90%

You are too whiny to not be Jewish tbh.

White knight for semites lmao

JIDF bat signal is going out weewooweewoo

U have a big brain I see

His IQ pales in comparison to the Jews

Not as big as my shrimp dick

Happy hanukkah!

HH brothers!

The PC term is "kikefaggot". Please use it in the future.

We hate every race here so stop whining.

Happy Hanukkah!

This isn't a super serious sub like r/politics.

Jews receive no special protection from jokes or criticism here any more than blacks, mayos, or Latino masterrace.

Thank you for protecting us goy.

See here’s the thing, complaining is basically our cultural pastime. It’s just that some of us forget that kvetching is mostly complaining for the sake of complaining— actually taking yourself seriously is some goyim shit

twitter has weaponized the jews

I think the problem is people take the whining seriously on Twitter in the public space, whereas if you see a jew kvetching in the real world you're just like, "Oh, they're doing THAT again."

It's just like working construction: you're obliged to bitch about fucking everything, but being actually upset is some pussy shit.

Are you under the impression a website for NEETs and high school kids will be able to relate to manual labor work site culture?

Well, put like that, I'm fucking retarded.

I understood you at least, and dead on.

some of us STEMmies had to do real labor before getting a real job

This comment unironically triggered me even by accident on your part more than 99% of the stuff on this sub.

glad to hear it

responding to a level 5000 bot

Haha, sure little buddy.

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Oy goyim, we were just pretending to kvetch

Merry Christmas.

Now stop noticing coincidences.

Like Marty Glouberman from Big Mouth

This goy knows shut it down!!!

You can tell by the checkmark

but then again if I lived in a Jewish neighborhood I'd probably get annoyed by all the people asking why I'm not building a sukkah.

Try living in one around easter, they keep asking to borrow your crucifixion equipment for some fucking reason.

tell them to sukkah deez nuts

I live in a Jewish neighborhood and half the houses have Christmas lights anyway.

sukkah

Is that Jewish for banking conglomerate?

I worked for a company that was Jewish-owned and they had rules about not saying Merry Christmas. The number of "War on Christmas" people even 20+ years ago was enough to make your eyes permanently stuck in eyeroll position.

I live in a neighborhood with a lot of jewish folks and Hasidics ask me if i’m jewish all the time it doesnt bother me. I get a kick out of it

why I'm not building a sukkah

Just tell them you're building a sukkah blyat.

I'd probably get annoyed by all the people asking why I'm not building a sukkah.

Sukkah my dick that's why

Syrians are actually celebrating while this entitled foid is crawled up in a fetal position, totally engulfed in hatred. Which side should I sympathize with?

Israel

Palestinians just threw a rock on me i'm literally crying rn give me money for defense spending

Real talk, those are some beautiful decorations in Syria tbh

Damn even fucking syria is americanised enough to have a big tacky tree?

How privileged do you have to be to complain about that shit?

Happy Holidays! Here's your red Starbucks cup.

Blue checkmark level privileged.

And a JQ writer.

Imagine going to China in February and demanding people stop wishing you a haply new year because you don't subscribe to that. It's unfathomable. You're in America bitch, get over it

It's like being vegetarian, and being offended when a stranger asks you if you want to have some meat.

Social justice allows people with mental illnesses to blame their problems on others. If hearing Merry Christmas triggers you, then you need to see a doctor.

Agreed. If they were stable geniuses, they'd recognize the truth and blame all of their problems on the blacks and mexicans.

Good thing I'm a radical centrist then.

This but post-ironically

I am a Muslim and I’ll take Merry Christmas any time. Love Jesus and Mary.

Based and Abraham pilled.

Automatic was a stellar album.

Radical centrism

May Allah break the backs of these disease filled rodents.

Does GQ need any more 'I find the shit people around me are doing mildly annoying' columnists? Because I got a ass load of them.

Wait, so these people exist and aren't just a figment of imagination for Fox News?

Yep. And all four of them are very loud about it.

Yes, and a lot of them just so happen to be journalists.

Some say they're often part of a well-known ethnoreligious group

Reading the replies gives me a glimmer of hope for humanity.

If most people subscribed to melodramatic outrage culture like the mayo gussies do, I would take up bomb making as a hobby.

Going to start wishing you all a happy new year in September and see if you’re merry or confused.

Well, either way, I'm not going to bitch about it on the twitter.

This was definitely my first thought - like, I’ll figure out that you’re talking about the Jewish New Year within a second or two and then wish you a Happy New Year back and probably honestly fucking smile because g-d (I’m being mindful of your jewness) forbid bitches can’t just share other bitches celebration...

Twitter is a hell I’d like to forget exists

Nah, I'd tell her zionist ass to get out of here.

The Washington Post published her rant

If the rest of Millenialdom is like I was finishing my degree, they copypasta like 95%of their work.

Imagine it's 1998, only a faint two decades ago. You're the editor of the Washington Post, if not the top, then damn close to the top journalistic outfits on Earth. You're overseeing tomorrow's edition, 4 days away from Christmas. Some of your articles are exhorting people to donate coats and food to the less fortunate for the season, some other articles are talking about the new fad of deep-frying your turkey. A disgustingly hideous intern shows up at your desk with this drivel in hand. Choose your own adventure:

Choice 1. You publish it. Proceed to Choice 3.

Choice 2. You fire the female employee and blacklist her in the industry. She cannot find meaningful work and lives on the street, eventually dying of a heroin overdose.

Choice 3. You go home and hang yourself for being the embodiment of dogshit journalism.

“This dumb cunt wished me a Happy New Year in September lmao 😂😂😂 women am i right?”

Example #78643876 of white women being the group with the realest mostest serious problems on Earth.

Twitter was a mistake

Wow she got RATIO'D hard

The "smile more" meme is so bizarre. It's the most sheltered mayo queens on Earth thinking their neurosis over imaginary slights is somehow fighting the power.

I've been told this as a male. It's annoying, but a simple "No, thank you" shuts down those disgusting bigots

My self-love demands many corrections of your interactions with me.

GQ hires many easily triggered femcels for a "men's magazine"

Some people enjoy being outraged

For a cuck magazine. You don't see women's magazines getting staffed with men whining about women all the time.

Nobody believes in god anymore retard, people just like the holiday

Oh and she kept going.

Check out @juliaioffe’s Tweet: https://twitter.com/juliaioffe/status/1076136592610340865?s=09

I read all 10 paragraphs. /s

She ain't new to dumb Twitter drama.

Finished at Politico Over Obscene Trump Tweet

It’s wonderful if you celebrate it, but I don’t and I don’t feel like explaining that to you either.

So just say thanks and fucking don’t

Imagine how insufferable this cunt is in person.

Be merry and smile more!

I'm not going to explain it

Explains it

What a privileged broad.

Is there nothing the blue check mafia won’t go after?

Kwanzaa, Kwanza, Kanza,

I made it out of clay

wishing someone Merry Christmas is now a symbol of being counter culture

Uff. What a twist.

What a shiny bitch, find a real problem to complain about.

(For the record, I always say "Thank you. You, too." But the omnipresence of black history for a whole month is deeply wearying and alienating to some of us who do not celebrate. If you want me respect you, please respect me, too.)

Mashiach Ben Shapiro attacked Julia today.

How dare people be nice. Ive had a friend offer to pray for me and have her whole church pray for me. she thought it would help and adding me to the large prayer was a big deal for her. It isn't offensive.

I'm an athiest/agnostic pan-satanist and I also feel raped when Starbucks gives me a red cup. It's like, why is it on me to accept your oppressive patriarchal holiday colloquialisms? My grandmother was literally gang fucked by a group of white men wearing Santa suits. Every time someone says "Mistletoe alert" a single tear rolls down her cheek.

That thread may have been the most boring thing I’ve ever read on Twitter

Also stop wishing me to have a good day. I have to work today, it's not a good day. I'm tired of having to explain why. This emotional and mental labour is exhausting.

Imagine your name being Jamie.

Jesus was Jewish. He did not qualify under the rules defined in the Old Testament as the Messiah. Since we don’t consider him as such & believe the 2 messiahs from lines of David & Joseph will come, as we r in the messianic era, it is insulting to force your beliefs on us.

I want my foreskin back you fucking kike.

I love wishing people Merry Christmas. On top of it being a nice greeting, I like the idea I might secretly piss off an over sensitive person .

Might as well get upset about people blessing you after you sneeze.

The only reason people complain is they know that people will give them a gold plated platform to speak and get their 15 minutes of fame on.