Literal retard tries to prank undercover cop without telling him he’s not selling actual drugs and is surprisingly arrested. “FUCK DA POPO”, cry the fourteen year olds of /r/videos

1  2018-12-29 by Plunkie_Beanz

101 comments

I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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How's that boot taste? But this time non-ironic

Arresting a nig for pranking your shitty undercover cop? Sure

Trying to delete the evidence off his phone AND failing at it? American copcels on suicide watch

Sorry about your job at the vape store.

Fuck all these fascists. 😢

Kanker op homo

Vape some naked juice and chill

Your grandma is very worried about you. Please Nathan 😢

You must be pretty fucking retarded if you think your shitty lolcow bait will reverse the fact that you're the biggest lolcow in this thread lmao

The Dollar Tree will hire you.

Just shave your beard and don’t tell them you worked at Xhale.

If Bernie can still win this, you can still start a new career

Pls Nathan 😔

dollar tree

already established I'm not American

Hmmm 🤔

I want to leave this Nazi shithole country too Nathan.

But right now this is reality. The trailer payment is due on Tuesday.

Do it for your Meemaw.

Damn it Nathan

Naked 100

Which flavor?

Eruit! kanker hoer

Ik wist wel dat er iemand dit ging verstaan, Benelux kent wel wat van drama.

Dat kennen we wel ja

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Any cop found deleting evidence needs the death penalty.

Your right. The dude should have to take his family into hiding because of someones' shitty idea of a prank instead.

With the network the brotherhood has, you might as well.

The dude should have to take his family into hiding because of someones' shitty idea of a prank instead.

True and accurate

You can't say nig, it's 2018.

Awhh

Yeah, you've got to say the whole word

What word

The nigger word

niggeroo?

nignog

Nigeria

Wow, that's pretty racist

Thanks

Fuck off niglet

anyone wanna translate this drug-fueled stream of consciousness into something someone not-retarded can understand?

tfw you can't read more than 3 lines of text or you get confused and ask your handlers for help :((

tfw you're literally incapable of communicating without using stale memes

tfw you retardedly string together 3 random sentences and try to be snarky when someone doesn't get your 20 layers of irony

tfw tfw face when when face that

Calm the fuck down faggot.

First accuse me of being a fentanyl boomer

lmao no one ever did this, there are more drugs that exist besides fentanyl

also even more lmao at getting upset that i was making fun of your retarded "tfw" speech. poor baby. :((

You got a way with words, bro 👌

Yeah there's something elegant about not speaking English as a mother tongue and basically only using it to insult retards online, right?

Totally Not MadTM

nigga i'll tell u when i'm mad this was definitely not one of those times, this dude lost his shit at the weakest bants imaginable all over this thread lmao

How's that boot taste?

😂😂😂

Trying to delete the evidence off his phone AND failing at it?

How do you know they tried to delete it?

He was only pretending to be retarded.

agree to sell drugs to a cop

show up to said drug deal

get arrested

WTF IT WAS JUST A PRANK BRO

mayos continue to exceed expectations

didn't get shot

i sleep

Dude has no idea how much danger he just put himself in. When an undercover cop getting clocked by a drug dealer in the middle of a deal, it usually doesn't end well for one of them.

Now /r/videos has put the guy and his families life in danger by outing him for the entire world to see, just for doing his job.

Maybe someone with a family to look after shouldn't go around abusing his station to entrap citizens and be a crooked evidence destroying piece of shit who entraps people and threatens to shoot civilians over a dime bag.

entrap

first words in the dude's video "So I agreed to sell this guy marijuana..."

lmao

...and it turned out he's a cop hounding people over a harmless substance. He's trying to ruin lives, lets ruin his.

it's still literally not entrapment.

and if you're gonna act like this dude was definitely just some random citizen you're fucking retarded. he was absolutely a drug dealer when they contacted him.

lets ruin his.

and his family's. getting innocent people possibly killed just to own the pigs epic style.

I don't care if it's literally not specifically entrapment, it's still an awful thing to do to your community, he's not innocent and his family deserves it for supporting such an pathetic man.

it's still an awful thing to do to your community

you mean pumping drugs into it illegally and bringing in enough crime that it requires fucking undercover cops to come and intervene? yeah, i agree.

Yeah, using the resources of a whole squad of police to buy $10 of weed from people you find on Facebook in order to arrest them and ruin their lives.

Do you know how poor you have to be to go out of your way to sell $10 of weed? Dude makes like what? A dollar or two for spending an hour making the deal, getting ready, haggling, driving over and back. These cops are targeting the least dangerous and most impoverished "criminals" when they have the resources to raid a meth lab.

Resources that the tax payer is paying for. So they point a gun at one citizen, and tell him to pay up so they can arrest another citizen for $10 worth of fake weed.

These cops not only deserve to be exposed, they deserve to get shot.

Do you know how poor you have to be to go out of your way to sell $10 of weed?

again, if you think this is all that dude is doing, you're retarded. there is no way some small time weed dealer has an idea that an undercover cop is contacting him, or knowing where the cop cars are waiting to bust him. he was into more shit and absolutely was familiar with how the cops worked, so he was definitely not small time.

i know reddit has told you that all cops are bad and that anyone who is arrested is innocent, but reality isn't actually like that.

also you're an absolutely fucktarded brainlet.

lmao you've never even meet a weed dealer in your life have you.

haggling

fucking mayos

hey don't blame us for this one being a retard, even we know trying to haggle price would be retarded.

A dollar or two for spending an hour making the deal,

"It's a bannana Micheal what could it cost 10 dollars?"

"I would like one rock. ... one... one rock of crack?"

It's weed dood

if undercovers were after him it's likely he was into more than just weed or huge quantities.

either way being a literal retard like he was does not help legalization in any way.

it's still literally not entrapment.

No just a cunty cop

getting innocent people possibly killed just to own the pigs epic style.

On one hand I want to point that cops and their entire families getting attacked is super rare on the other hand i want to larp as a edgy leftist loser

eh i don't think the guy's family is going to be literally murdered but if he's been undercover in anything serious the whole family's still fucked, not just the shitty cop.

like i get that cops are generally shitty and i like my recreational drugs as much as the next guy, but this was the equivalent of wearing a raw meat backpack and taking a casual jog through tiger territory.

a harmless substance

Ikr. It's just a plant, bro! It cures childhood cancer!

Good

Now /r/videos has put the guy and his families life in danger by outing him for the entire world to see, just for doing his job.

1) Good. These cops where clearly retarded

2) Oh noes teh poor officers dun got his face put on the utuubz. he is in so much danger. because as we all know it's just so dangerous being an american cop. they're so brave

Not good at his job anyway, didn't even shoot the guy.

Didn't shoot himself. That's the unfortunate part

Fuck that dude and his whole police force for wasting money on a sting operation to bust someone selling pennies worth of pot. I hope he graduates to working stings in section 8 and gets shot by a crack head

sting operation

"Hey can I buy some weed"

"Yeah"

I was hoping for the same. Shot stabbed strangled. Anything fatal or permanently debilitating

He’s a cop who put on a hoodie and tried to get someone to sell him weed on the internet, not Donnie Brasco. I don’t think his family’s life is in danger.

Hopefully he gets shot or otherwise prevented from further police activity.

That dude is fucking stupid. Undercover cops and third-party snitches are allowed -and encouraged- to lie in their reports/testimonies and to delete all evidence. There is no separation of powers in Amerimuttland, polliticians can tell the pseudopolice and their unpaid snitches to delete as many evidence as they want (look at Watergate/Hillary Emails/Pissgate).

Even if there is evidence left the jury is not obliged to watched in his trial, look at the recorded assaults made by cops.

Good job nigger, pretty rad revolutionary joke fam. Enjoy your 30 years cajed like your fellow monkeys.

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Ok, but does Super Male Vitality actually get your dick hard?

I like the posts where we all get to find out you're a bunch of hallway monitors.

I like them because we get to learn that hallway monitors are stupid. As fuck.

I like that many of you will dislike this post.

Damn you got me now I can't call you an autist

r/Iamverybadass is that way➡

cop weed prank GONE WRONG

Lmao anti authority kids and reddit

Great duo

Lmao, the law in some areas is selling a substance as a drug, that isnt actually a drug is also illegal.

daily reminder potheads and dealers are pathetic

I feel like this statement is too broad. I have friends who dabble in cannabis sometimes and they're some of the kindest people I've ever met! Honestly, I know it's hard to not generalize, but even if someone is stuck on some harder drugs I'd much rather have them get help than get locked in a system and come out worse. A lot of these people are just kids, and it's pretty sad to see them go that way. But at the end of the day, there's a human over there, and we're all in the struggle some type of way. I hope you can get something out of this mate, it's a hard enough world out there and we just gotta help a brother out every once in a while. Peace.

I wish you nothing but illness and hardship.

May I ask why?

To be honest, I've had a real hard time controlling my emotions lately. It usually manifests itself in traffic outbursts and cursing at 16 year olds who mess up my mocha frappe at McDonalds. I am sorry that you had to be the target of this. I suppose I have a lot of soul searching to do in order to figure out why things have turned out so poorly for me.

If you want to discuss this interaction more, consider adding me on AiM. Username is jaredgayffer27

Sure man, I'll add you. It's cool honestly, shit happens and I'm no stranger to it.

Just do more fentanyl, you'll be fine

not saying please with a request

big yikes

Stealing this for my Christmas cards next year.

send me a copy pls. Address is:

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The entire midwest in one postage.

using the word "cannabis" unironically

🙄🙄🙄

Yeah it does look kinda dumb looking back. Honestly though, I am interested in your views on the matter?

What's a sweet old lady like you doing here?

Where did you come from? You’re so cute. Wanna buy a monkey?

Didnt your mom ever tell you not to throw stones when you post on r/drama

Whites: White people are better because they handle cops better.

Also whites: Pretend to do illegal things then didndu nuffin.

I can't beleive they ran a sting operation to bust someone selling a minuscule amount of week. This is why i hate cops

Yeah, fuck week. Month hits much harder

What was he expecting? This is a new level of stupid.