He even describes sex in such a cold and distant way, no wonder she wants to leave him, he writes about sex like most people would write about mowing the lawn or filing taxes. I understand wanting to keep things PG, but this guy is so fucking dull that he uses terms like "seldom" when talking about his sex life.
I like how they all say he should forgive her entirely for the sake of the kids because if he was a real adult he could put it aside for the kids.
Maybe if she was a real adult she could have not sat on another dude's dick for the sake of the kids. Maybe that's just unreasonable of me though to think.
I saw MasterLawlz at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
she just doesn't desire to have sex with me, never has, and never will ... is open to exploring men sexually, but doesn't want that journey with me, though I have begged for it for 10 years
Imagine begging your wife for sex for 10 years and then acting surprised that she's ditching.
ditching gaming completely
He is (or was) a gamer. No sympathies. The women should have ditched him 10 years ago.
May I please take off your shirt? Yes. May I please touch your bare skin with my crusty hands? Yes. May I please unhinge your bra? Yes, oh god daddy this consent is making me so wet
50 comments
1 SnapshillBot 2018-12-29
You're not shit next to me. My genes are just light years superior to yours and I don't even need to look at you.
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1 want-dick-in-butt-xd 2018-12-29
More drama in SRD
1 Shortcakespecial 2018-12-29
its always the guys fault. always.
1 umar4812 2018-12-29
Checks out
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-12-29
It is his fault for falling for gussy
1 Shortcakespecial 2018-12-29
mayo gussy.
1 SJCards 2018-12-29
Literally never began for him.
1 charming_tatum 2018-12-29
Seldom? SELDOM????? what a nerd, he doesn't deserve a wife, kid or even a roof over his head if he's going to say shit like that
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-12-29
I like how SRD has diagnosed a women saying she wants to date other men, as meaning she's a Lesbian.
1 killinrin 2018-12-29
She’s clearly a pangender bifoid based on this information alone
1 oss_spy 2018-12-29
That thread is super cucked
1 MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2018-12-29
I like how they all say he should forgive her entirely for the sake of the kids because if he was a real adult he could put it aside for the kids.
Maybe if she was a real adult she could have not sat on another dude's dick for the sake of the kids. Maybe that's just unreasonable of me though to think.
1 bareballzthebitch 2018-12-29
milfcels rise up.
1 Shortcakespecial 2018-12-29
who wants a milf? ew
1 Dude_Bussy_Lmao145 2018-12-29
Fuck off paedo
1 Shortcakespecial 2018-12-29
she's legal but it may count as bestiality
1 LighthouseToLunar 2018-12-29
I think most want a milf who doesn't actually have children
1 MasterLawlz 2018-12-29
this is way too long of a title for this post. Please repost it with a title just saying "cuck", thank you
1 want-dick-in-butt-xd 2018-12-29
I saw MasterLawlz at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
1 LongPostBot 2018-12-29
That's great and all, but I asked for my burger without cheese.
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1 want-dick-in-butt-xd 2018-12-29
you've mocked me for the last time longpostbot. sleep with one eye open and a knife under your pillow, swine.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-29
😴👁🔪🛏️🌃🐽🐷
1 NoSeriousPosting 2018-12-29
https://i.imgur.com/zhcyiD9.jpg
1 Dude_Bussy_Lmao145 2018-12-29
https://i.imgur.com/h49JQ9k.jpg
1 Shortcakespecial 2018-12-29
hold up, where did you get the high res version?
1 jewdanksdad 2018-12-29
Imagine being so dumb of a mod that you repost drama that is only hours old
1 Bigwooddeck 2018-12-29
Um, drama gets old fast sweaty
1 RealJackAnchor 2018-12-29
Imagine being Jewdank's dad.
I wonder what the old ball of crazy is up to.
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1 Think_Once 2018-12-29
Imagine begging your wife for sex for 10 years and then acting surprised that she's ditching.
He is (or was) a gamer. No sympathies. The women should have ditched him 10 years ago.
1 Shortcakespecial 2018-12-29
this is some baity bait. With all the gaming shit and all.
1 AlveolarPressure 2018-12-29
Top kek
1 detroitvelvetslim 2018-12-29
My fucking side
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-12-29
Asking for consent dries up Gussie's like almost nothing else
1 l3v1athaN_ 2018-12-29
May I please take off your shirt? Yes. May I please touch your bare skin with my crusty hands? Yes. May I please unhinge your bra? Yes, oh god daddy this consent is making me so wet
1 killinrin 2018-12-29
I like that they were virgins until 6
nonfucking months of their marriage1 saint2e 2018-12-29
Obvious bait is obvious.
Some autist just added another row to his spreadsheet.
1 ArchAngelofSloths 2018-12-29
I honestly hope that he has stopped doing that and has gotten an actual hobby.
1 JeanPeuplu 2018-12-29
Autism does not work like that.
1 OnAllDAY 2018-12-29
What is dating like once you hit your late 20’s?
1 Shortcakespecial 2018-12-29
she just wants some young boys to ravage her.
1 ironicshitpostr 2018-12-29
Ara ara
1 thassidus 2018-12-29
By the numbers, easier for men, more desperate for women.
1 Femicide 2018-12-29
lol
1 onenight1234 2018-12-29
extremely easy
1 SJCards 2018-12-29
Gamers shouldn't be allowed to reproduce.
1 wow___justwow 2018-12-29
Why can't i find a man that controls his load :(
1 InternalCartographer 2018-12-29
right here bb
1 Femicide 2018-12-29
if you marry a foid, you're a cuck, no exceptions.
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2018-12-29
https://youtu.be/qOsOlkSVEKE
He posted a thank you video 😂😂😂