People like you and /u/StrictlyButters and most of this sub are a weird mutant type of human that only came about due to the technological revolution and the reduction of Darwinian selection.
Among these, the authors argue, was a very specific kind of religiosity which developed in all complex societies: the collective worship of gods concerned with morality. Belief in these kinds of gods was selected for, they maintain, because once we developed cities we had to deal with strangers—people who weren’t part of our extended family. By conceiving of a god who demanded moral behaviour towards other believers, people were compelled to cooperate with these strangers, meaning that large, highly cooperative groups could develop.
You are this kind of strange atheist, uncaring nothing person that historically would just die during early childhood or birth from your asthma or whatever malady/weakness man of you surely have. Because you see, your neurological makeup is totally maladaptive for civil society and people with bad physical mutations that would've killed them off early would've also had a high frequency of this neurological mutation that makes you laugh about white genocide.
We have to deal with you temporarily until you leave the gene pool due to so few of you having any kids. What got us into this Jew mess is universal suffrage . We have a bunch of uninvested nothingpeople voting and walking around having stupid opinions. It's actually understandable that people like you would see no value in your own race since people tend to project themselves onto their people.
Does your shrink know you're talking to the public? Have you been taking your medicine? You must have wondered what "Darwinism" meant and immediately whipped your iPhone out of your drug rug hoodie and googled it. I'm still trying to figure out who you're trying to insult with your copy and pasted article to just posted. This sub is so fucking stupid, I trolled it, and you bit the big bait. You lost... So did Hillary.
I can't imagine being that boring and starved for attention. Maybe if you create a bunch more of these weird threads and tag everyone begging them to notice you exist then you can push away your loneliness with the most pathetic form of social contact possible and get to sleep tonight without sitting in bed hating yourself for hours. Goodbye now, enjoy that empty life you built for yourself by dedicating all your free time to such boring internet activities that you can't hold a conversation with a normal person for five minutes without running out of things to say.
You're thinking to far into it.. Just think of yourself as a modern court jester; I just have something entertaining to show my drunk friends later. Thanks again, snowflake.
What the actual fuck are you even talking about? The fact you genuinely think you’re either smart or funny is a testament to how utterly pathetic you are.
Now please, stop looking for attention from me. I’m gonna need to start charging your mom hourly for babysitting your sorry ass lool
As a life long gamer I’m so sick and tired of the oppression I face on a daily basis. I walk down the street and I’ll get dirty looks, young girls look at me and laugh at my neck beard. Children will ask their parents, “mommy why is that guy carrying a Geralt body pillow?” I went to McDonald’s and ordered 12 double cheese Burgers and the cashier lady flinched when my hand touched hers when I handed her the money. Yes my hands have touched a controller so what!? The world is just filled with libtards and cucks and one day it will be those who suffer our judgement once we rise up.
my penis size is above average btw, im not trying to say anything with this, id even go as far as to say its way above average, quite large even. I rarely use the word ginormous, but i think in the context of my male penis its use is appropriate. quite Huge
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
If there was actually a way I would have made the word "Bitch" like a size 48 font. The only gun you've ever held is your dads skin flute, you dumb bitch (size 48 font)
If you want to fuck your sister you gotta start small and be patient, remember you are in it for the long run. Start off by just spending more time together, get to know her and listen to her. If she has problems you want to be the guy she goes to, make her feel like you apreciate her. I recommend working out, basically transform yourself into a "man". As time passes you will become a figure she can rely on, with strong arms to hold her. If the world turns against her, you two will stand together. Once you have build this indestructible bond, go on a trip into the wild, just the two of you, where the both of you will have to work together to survive in a harsh and unforgiving environment. This will trigger strong, primal instincts in her that ignore the fact that you are related and she will see you in a new light, leading to the inevitable union of your souls and bodies.
Why are women so much weaker than men? If they were stronger, they could prevent being raped. Some species even have females that can shut down their sperm receptacle, making forced insemination impossible.
But human females are constructed by evolution exactly so to be perfectly rapable - much weaker than men, and without a means to shut off their sperm receptacle at will.
The fact that you took the time for this idiotic post shows how much of a dork you must be. It’s really sad what your parents have allowed you to grow up thinking. You don’t know wtf you are talking about and are extremely naive to believe what you posted. Hopefully one day you grow up to think on your own and not what someone tells you to think. Now go back to your where you came from basement dweller.
r/drama Is an absolute lesson of what happens when you have too much time and just barely enough intelligence on your hands without any ambition. They all are like u/ed_butteredtoast here, the quintessential rebellious edgy millennials without any direction. They all post about other people's misfortunes and mental breakdowns while struggling to deal with their own. They feel for people like Colby Klaus in the middle of his psychotic episode about gamergate, because they're one step away from being there themselves.
If they all just applied themselves, their parents wouldn't be as disappointed as they think they are. All it takes is a little discipline, but instead they all turn their talents into shitposting and finding lolcows. At least these lolcows have found passion in life to care enough about any topic that they are willing to put their crazy on the internet. All these people care about are terrible memes and party parrots. Imagine what their grandmothers would think if they saw the shit they were posting. Do they think they would love how they spend theif days laughing at the misfortune of others?
If they all just applied themselves, maybe, just possibly, one day they will reach the potential that all their elementary school teachers talked about. Until then, they should keep shitposting their lives away, trying to feel secure in the knowledge that at least they don't lose their shit on the internet.
you know how when you're on askreddit and reading a really compelling story and then it takes a really weird turn and you scroll up and realize it was Vargas or whoever?
Every time I read a post on here that I read through for a substantial amount of time trying to figure out what the drama is, only to come up confused and empty handed, I scroll up and realize it's a /u/MasterLawlz post.
You're either the worst poster in this sub or a really brilliant troll.
Can you imagine how they would handle an economic collapse or had to ever fend for themselves if water and electricity stopped flowing? I give them a week tops.
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1 Welfare_Duke 2018-12-31
It's not true! Take it back! Shut up! Shut up!!
1 coolforthesummah 2018-12-31
Puhleasee
1 MasterLawlzism 2018-12-31
Well said fellow gamer.
1 princess_y_fronts 2018-12-31
Hey, do you wanna rise up together with me sometime ?
1 a19761939 2018-12-31
An attack on one gamer is an attack on all gamers.
1 Andlat_Vard 2018-12-31
thanks sweetie
1 SteveSpray 2018-12-31
Not the good ones
1 Andlat_Vard 2018-12-31
thanks sweetie
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-31
lmao @ your entire existence
1 SteveSpray 2018-12-31
Your parents did a real bad job on you. You're on the losing end of Darwinism.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-31
People like you and /u/StrictlyButters and most of this sub are a weird mutant type of human that only came about due to the technological revolution and the reduction of Darwinian selection.
http://www.unz.com/article/are-atheists-genetic-mutants-a-product-of-recent-evolution/
You are this kind of strange atheist, uncaring nothing person that historically would just die during early childhood or birth from your asthma or whatever malady/weakness man of you surely have. Because you see, your neurological makeup is totally maladaptive for civil society and people with bad physical mutations that would've killed them off early would've also had a high frequency of this neurological mutation that makes you laugh about white genocide.
We have to deal with you temporarily until you leave the gene pool due to so few of you having any kids. What got us into this Jew mess is universal suffrage . We have a bunch of uninvested nothingpeople voting and walking around having stupid opinions. It's actually understandable that people like you would see no value in your own race since people tend to project themselves onto their people.
1 LongPostBot 2018-12-31
still unemployed then?
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-31
REEEEEEEEEE
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-31
REEEEEEEEEE
1 SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2018-12-31
so true
1 SteveSpray 2018-12-31
Does your shrink know you're talking to the public? Have you been taking your medicine? You must have wondered what "Darwinism" meant and immediately whipped your iPhone out of your drug rug hoodie and googled it. I'm still trying to figure out who you're trying to insult with your copy and pasted article to just posted. This sub is so fucking stupid, I trolled it, and you bit the big bait. You lost... So did Hillary.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-31
I can't imagine being that boring and starved for attention. Maybe if you create a bunch more of these weird threads and tag everyone begging them to notice you exist then you can push away your loneliness with the most pathetic form of social contact possible and get to sleep tonight without sitting in bed hating yourself for hours. Goodbye now, enjoy that empty life you built for yourself by dedicating all your free time to such boring internet activities that you can't hold a conversation with a normal person for five minutes without running out of things to say.
1 SteveSpray 2018-12-31
You're thinking to far into it.. Just think of yourself as a modern court jester; I just have something entertaining to show my drunk friends later. Thanks again, snowflake.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-31
What the actual fuck are you even talking about? The fact you genuinely think you’re either smart or funny is a testament to how utterly pathetic you are.
Now please, stop looking for attention from me. I’m gonna need to start charging your mom hourly for babysitting your sorry ass lool
1 SteveSpray 2018-12-31
You're the internet champion.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-31
r/atethepasta all the way to this comment.
Congratulations, retard.
1 SteveSpray 2018-12-31
You keyboard warrior you look at you go!
1 Andlat_Vard 2018-12-31
As a life long gamer I’m so sick and tired of the oppression I face on a daily basis. I walk down the street and I’ll get dirty looks, young girls look at me and laugh at my neck beard. Children will ask their parents, “mommy why is that guy carrying a Geralt body pillow?” I went to McDonald’s and ordered 12 double cheese Burgers and the cashier lady flinched when my hand touched hers when I handed her the money. Yes my hands have touched a controller so what!? The world is just filled with libtards and cucks and one day it will be those who suffer our judgement once we rise up.
1 SteveSpray 2018-12-31
Stop talking about your baby boner
1 Andlat_Vard 2018-12-31
my penis size is above average btw, im not trying to say anything with this, id even go as far as to say its way above average, quite large even. I rarely use the word ginormous, but i think in the context of my male penis its use is appropriate. quite Huge
1 SteveSpray 2018-12-31
You can be whatever you want on the internet, but never forget you're always going to be a bitch.
1 Andlat_Vard 2018-12-31
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
1 LongPostBot 2018-12-31
Your pulitzer's in the mail
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1 Andlat_Vard 2018-12-31
ty
1 SteveSpray 2018-12-31
If there was actually a way I would have made the word "Bitch" like a size 48 font. The only gun you've ever held is your dads skin flute, you dumb bitch (size 48 font)
1 Andlat_Vard 2018-12-31
If you want to fuck your sister you gotta start small and be patient, remember you are in it for the long run. Start off by just spending more time together, get to know her and listen to her. If she has problems you want to be the guy she goes to, make her feel like you apreciate her. I recommend working out, basically transform yourself into a "man". As time passes you will become a figure she can rely on, with strong arms to hold her. If the world turns against her, you two will stand together. Once you have build this indestructible bond, go on a trip into the wild, just the two of you, where the both of you will have to work together to survive in a harsh and unforgiving environment. This will trigger strong, primal instincts in her that ignore the fact that you are related and she will see you in a new light, leading to the inevitable union of your souls and bodies.
1 SteveSpray 2018-12-31
Hey, I know you... Aren't you one of those writers from those catheter infomercials? We gave my sister away because women are weak.
1 Andlat_Vard 2018-12-31
Why are women so much weaker than men? If they were stronger, they could prevent being raped. Some species even have females that can shut down their sperm receptacle, making forced insemination impossible.
But human females are constructed by evolution exactly so to be perfectly rapable - much weaker than men, and without a means to shut off their sperm receptacle at will.
1 SteveSpray 2018-12-31
How high are the two year old newspapers stacked in your hoarder room?
1 Andlat_Vard 2018-12-31
The fact that you took the time for this idiotic post shows how much of a dork you must be. It’s really sad what your parents have allowed you to grow up thinking. You don’t know wtf you are talking about and are extremely naive to believe what you posted. Hopefully one day you grow up to think on your own and not what someone tells you to think. Now go back to your where you came from basement dweller.
1 SteveSpray 2018-12-31
Are you one of the high functioning autistics?
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-12-31
I suspect that you don't even have any friends, and if you did, they'd have to be shitfaced to remotely tolerate you.
Also, video games are for little children and losers.
1 SteveSpray 2018-12-31
I had to play one to obtain my instrument rating. Don't be mad that you didn't get your Obama Xbox.
1 The_Great_I_Am_Not 2018-12-31
Are those anything like Obamaphones?
1 SteveSpray 2018-12-31
Yea
1 Strictlybutters 2018-12-31
r/drama Is an absolute lesson of what happens when you have too much time and just barely enough intelligence on your hands without any ambition. They all are like u/ed_butteredtoast here, the quintessential rebellious edgy millennials without any direction. They all post about other people's misfortunes and mental breakdowns while struggling to deal with their own. They feel for people like Colby Klaus in the middle of his psychotic episode about gamergate, because they're one step away from being there themselves.
If they all just applied themselves, their parents wouldn't be as disappointed as they think they are. All it takes is a little discipline, but instead they all turn their talents into shitposting and finding lolcows. At least these lolcows have found passion in life to care enough about any topic that they are willing to put their crazy on the internet. All these people care about are terrible memes and party parrots. Imagine what their grandmothers would think if they saw the shit they were posting. Do they think they would love how they spend theif days laughing at the misfortune of others?
If they all just applied themselves, maybe, just possibly, one day they will reach the potential that all their elementary school teachers talked about. Until then, they should keep shitposting their lives away, trying to feel secure in the knowledge that at least they don't lose their shit on the internet.
1 LongPostBot 2018-12-31
All them words won't bring your pa back.
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-31
PAW PAW!! 😭😭😭
1 MPHJ-7 2018-12-31
Ouch
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-31
you know how when you're on askreddit and reading a really compelling story and then it takes a really weird turn and you scroll up and realize it was Vargas or whoever?
Every time I read a post on here that I read through for a substantial amount of time trying to figure out what the drama is, only to come up confused and empty handed, I scroll up and realize it's a /u/MasterLawlz post.
You're either the worst poster in this sub or a really brilliant troll.
1 MasterLawlz 2018-12-31
Is this pasta because I don’t think I’ve ever see you say anything this long unironically
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2018-12-31
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/a2hnz6/comment/eaytgfc?context=3
It was soooo long (😏) that dramacels had to bring in a "manuallongpost" account because the og LongPostBot simply gave up! lmao
1 SteveSpray 2018-12-31
Can you imagine how they would handle an economic collapse or had to ever fend for themselves if water and electricity stopped flowing? I give them a week tops.
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1 le_epic_xd 2018-12-31
Booo. Boring
1 arandomloser21 2018-12-31
😴😴😴
1 CordialCalamity 2018-12-31
You are a waste of a human life. 😘❤️❤️😍❤️
1 BlessThisBussy 2018-12-31
Show fupa
1 automatic_cluck 2018-12-31
nigga u cuck?
1 SteveSpray 2018-12-31
English
1 automatic_cluck 2018-12-31
Sad!
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2018-12-31
GOTTEM
1 BriefSquirt 2018-12-31
why the fuck do i have to share sticky status with a person who unironically plays pubg on xbox fucking one
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2018-12-31
They already deleted their account, so they're actually ahead tbh