The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.
Pop your head in periodically to ask "have you masterbated yet today?" "Do you need me to get you some more lotion and Kleenex?" And of course "want me to show you how I masterbated?" you know, normal good parent stuff.
tbf, sexuality shouldn't be hidden or vilified. In a more toleta t society parents and their kids would be more open to each other about these sorts of things.
Your the opposite of me lol. I would totally play on it. Put loads of pictures of your dad around there with mayo blasted on the picture. I'd probably buy a some anal beads and smother chocolate on it and leave it on the table. Put some transgender porn on in the background, and start leaving large carrots in your room. Keep the cunt guessing.
What is 0.1% bisexual? Like that you can acknowledge that a man with a 6 pack is probably attractive, but that's it? Honestly why we need the mayocide.
Best advice I can give any other parent is to acknowledge that from time to time your kids will do some extremely embarassing stuff and it's best to just ignore it. Better for everyone actually.
No it isn’t. When I walked into my kid’s bedroom and saw her splayed our before me, all shaky and breathy, I felt so ashamed of them. How could my kid have shown me that aspect of them, that sacrilegious and private side that only the luckiest will ever now? They should’ve kept themselves in check, that way, I’d never have to see their horrible nudity and the attendant curves and muscles.
My dad once walked in on me jacking off with a sheet stuck in my shirt pretending that I had breasts. He just looked at me for a second and then left. The lights were off though so I like to pretend that he couldn't see what was clearly going on.
There was this one weird kid my friends and I hung out with in 9th grade because his dad would buy us smokes. Anyways, we went to his house after school one day and he asked me and my buddy Shoe if we wanted to see something and we were like "sure", expecting something weird. And sure enough, he comes back from his parent's room with his mom's dildo. He turned it on and off and held up like a trophy, like we should be impressed or something. Still to this day if I randomly see him at a bar I bring it up. He blocked me on Facebook because I brought it up a couple of times. God I hate that guy
Im trying to flesh out the story a bit and see where I'll go with it.
Characters will include a sexually repressed Japanese mother (with a salary man husband who's never at home), her 14 year old daughter who is just discovering her sexuality, her 17 year old older brother who supports his imouto against his mother's will.
There will also be a childhood friend of some sort included.
that's what the big brother is for. Her mother tells her these sort of things are dirty and only for her and her future husband. But her brother shows her that it's perfectly natural to do these things and eventually they lay and learn together what each others bodies are for.
Hard pass. You'll need to set this in an alternate fantasy dimension operating on RPG video game mechanics before anyone will ever consider touching, let alone publishing, it.
I was about to feel bad for you but then I saw your post where you're trying to gatekeep furries away from lgbtq+ community based on your pretty uneducated opinion. Maybe you can take this opportunity to teach both your mother and yourself about sexuality.
Well that's not true, but the encouragement they seem to be bragging about is pretty awful.
Most children do and should begin 'exploring their bodies' at that age, but it shouldn't be a frequent or regular thing. Also in normal child development it should end at 5 or 6, because the exploration is done and shits mapped so to speak. Then the teen years come through and its all over for genitalcels.
The problem is the shit little kids are doing isnt sexual in nature like pubescent teens doing, which these people seem to think and its very much not something that should be continuous from early childhood on.
I have a daughter who turns 17 next month. If I were to walk in on her masturbating, I would in the moment be completely embarrassed, mutter "sorry" or something similar, and back out of the room closing the door. After that, I wouldn't mention it again unless she did. I would not take away her electronics for inspection, nor assume it means she's sneaking in someone at night for sex, nor try to shame her for finding a solo outlet for totally natural sexual urges. I'm sorry your mother is being so weird about this.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-01
The only time I've ever given a shit about the nuances of f*male anatomy is when I was doing a hard guro/vore RP where I needed to remember how to spell the parts of her reproductive system that my character was eating.
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1 k0lo0 2019-01-01
I don't think that's okay btw. If I had daughters I'd encourage them to masturbate, as a parent should.
1 HolocaustComedyJam 2019-01-01
Me too. I'd put my hands down there and teach them how, then supervise them to make sure they understand how.
1 k0lo0 2019-01-01
eh, that's a bit much. I'd just tell them it's fine and they don't have to hide or anything if they feel like it
1 cleverseneca 2019-01-01
Pop your head in periodically to ask "have you masterbated yet today?" "Do you need me to get you some more lotion and Kleenex?" And of course "want me to show you how I masterbated?" you know, normal good parent stuff.
1 k0lo0 2019-01-01
tbf, sexuality shouldn't be hidden or vilified. In a more toleta t society parents and their kids would be more open to each other about these sorts of things.
1 cleverseneca 2019-01-01
TBF Masterbation is by design a personal activity, And secondly sexuality is not something that should be shared between Parent and Child.
1 k0lo0 2019-01-01
why not though?
1 cleverseneca 2019-01-01
Oh Gosh, are you one of those "the only reason that Incest is harmful is cause we think it is." nutters?
1 MasterLawlzism 2019-01-01
Is this just bait so we'll see you made 50 comments in a post titled " Young girls are wasted on young boys" and give you attention?
1 k0lo0 2019-01-01
pretending
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-01
kek
1 shallowm 2019-01-01
based and dramapilled
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-01
This but unironically
1 k0lo0 2019-01-01
wait, I was being ironic?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-01
I don't know for sure so I'm covering my base here.
1 AWholesomeLad 2019-01-01
You're a good kid
1 MasterLawlzism 2019-01-01
Badass.
1 Peetrius 2019-01-01
Epic teen moment!
1 hacker_g_lul 2019-01-01
you better unban be from /r/4chan or you will regret it
1 insaneisaac 2019-01-01
Pretending to want to fuck ur dad to own the patriarchy.
1 Neon_needles 2019-01-01
🤔⁉️
1 k0lo0 2019-01-01
maybe Lesbian porn rather. She has an anti furry post in LGBT
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-01
Based and redpilled
1 k0lo0 2019-01-01
That reminds me that as a 0.954% bisexual I'm technically part of the LGBT community
1 Vegan_dogfucker 2019-01-01
What is 0.1% bisexual? Like that you can acknowledge that a man with a 6 pack is probably attractive, but that's it? Honestly why we need the mayocide.
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-01-01
I think it means "would bang Ryan Gosling, but that's it."
1 charming_tatum 2019-01-01
Is bi when you are attracted to furries and people?
1 MasterLawlz 2019-01-01
i zozzled
1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-01
There is only one solution to the furry problem
1 VidiotGamer 2019-01-01
Best advice I can give any other parent is to acknowledge that from time to time your kids will do some extremely embarassing stuff and it's best to just ignore it. Better for everyone actually.
1 k0lo0 2019-01-01
walking in on your kid jerking off is usually on you as the parent though
1 As_Clever_As_Sin 2019-01-01
No it isn’t. When I walked into my kid’s bedroom and saw her splayed our before me, all shaky and breathy, I felt so ashamed of them. How could my kid have shown me that aspect of them, that sacrilegious and private side that only the luckiest will ever now? They should’ve kept themselves in check, that way, I’d never have to see their horrible nudity and the attendant curves and muscles.
1 k0lo0 2019-01-01
next you're going to call her light of my life, fire of my loins.
1 watermarx06 2019-01-01
My dad once walked in on me jacking off with a sheet stuck in my shirt pretending that I had breasts. He just looked at me for a second and then left. The lights were off though so I like to pretend that he couldn't see what was clearly going on.
1 SoldierofNod 2019-01-01
I bet he knocked after that!
1 Vegan_dogfucker 2019-01-01
Why didn't you do the proper thing and fuck her to completion you sick bastard
1 charming_tatum 2019-01-01
There was this one weird kid my friends and I hung out with in 9th grade because his dad would buy us smokes. Anyways, we went to his house after school one day and he asked me and my buddy Shoe if we wanted to see something and we were like "sure", expecting something weird. And sure enough, he comes back from his parent's room with his mom's dildo. He turned it on and off and held up like a trophy, like we should be impressed or something. Still to this day if I randomly see him at a bar I bring it up. He blocked me on Facebook because I brought it up a couple of times. God I hate that guy
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-01
She's probably a S E E T H I N G christcuck
1 lolxox1965 2019-01-01
Nah she's a faggot so her parents did the right thing
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-01
no. The mother is a YUGE christcuck fag from the looks of it.
1 SoldierofNod 2019-01-01
You kidding? Yuri is fantastic.
1 watermarx06 2019-01-01
Holy fuck that does sound exactly like a light novel title.
1 k0lo0 2019-01-01
Im trying to flesh out the story a bit and see where I'll go with it.
Characters will include a sexually repressed Japanese mother (with a salary man husband who's never at home), her 14 year old daughter who is just discovering her sexuality, her 17 year old older brother who supports his imouto against his mother's will.
There will also be a childhood friend of some sort included.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-01-01
And incest
1 k0lo0 2019-01-01
that's what the big brother is for. Her mother tells her these sort of things are dirty and only for her and her future husband. But her brother shows her that it's perfectly natural to do these things and eventually they lay and learn together what each others bodies are for.
1 watermarx06 2019-01-01
"O-o-o-onii-chan, why does this feel sooooo good?"
1 I-165 2019-01-01
Eww...
Why did you have to go and ruin it with a Neutral Milk Hotel reference? That cannot be unseen.
1 dongas420 2019-01-01
Hard pass. You'll need to set this in an alternate fantasy dimension operating on RPG video game mechanics before anyone will ever consider touching, let alone publishing, it.
1 loli_esports 2019-01-01
It's not a real ecchi comedy light novel unless the dad turns into a cute girl.
1 LightUmbra 2019-01-01
Any oddly structured sentence describing someone can be one.
1 zergling_Lester 2019-01-01
Heh.
1 Pinksister 2019-01-01
Not woke enough for sympathy, sorry sweaty.
1 GayforNay 2019-01-01
These purity tests keep getting trickier and trickier.
1 Shalabadoo 2019-01-01
Everytime an opinion on reddit makes me mad I just have to step back and realize what kind of people we all are. The absolute scum of society
1 Stopwatch064 2019-01-01
Oof right in my yikes. New new years resolution kill myself.
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-01-01
I just look at reddit meetup photos and that instantly makes me feel better.
1 Why_We_Need_Pinging 2019-01-01
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-01-01
based and dramapilled
1 SanityAssassins 2019-01-01
Its over for flick the bean-cels.
1 loli_esports 2019-01-01
lmao @ title
1 OreoRaguSmoothie 2019-01-01
Mommy trying to recover her youth by absorbing her child's leftover cunt juices off her dildo
1 Frostfright 2019-01-01
My Morning Masturbation Session Was Broadcast to Millions of People on the Internet and the Crippling Depression that Followed
1 double-happiness 2019-01-01
I think the mother was totally rude for not immediately offering to perform cunnilingus on her daughter.
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-01-01
Honestly, I'm surprised that didn't happen based off all the porn I've watched. Are you telling me that shit doesn't happen?
1 Bigwooddeck 2019-01-01
This person mostly posts on r/inceltears.
1 degorius 2019-01-01
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/abgukq/my_parent_is_shaming_me_for_catching_me/ed0gk0l
What the fuck, these people think they're good parents
1 InternalCartographer 2019-01-01
why do these weird legbeards lie about how they started masturbating at 4? 4 year olds don't have sexual pleasure responses. christ, fucking creeps.
1 degorius 2019-01-01
Well that's not true, but the encouragement they seem to be bragging about is pretty awful.
Most children do and should begin 'exploring their bodies' at that age, but it shouldn't be a frequent or regular thing. Also in normal child development it should end at 5 or 6, because the exploration is done and shits mapped so to speak. Then the teen years come through and its all over for genitalcels.
The problem is the shit little kids are doing isnt sexual in nature like pubescent teens doing, which these people seem to think and its very much not something that should be continuous from early childhood on.
1 shallowm 2019-01-01
By the way, all your "research" links were removed (probably by the automod).
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-01-01
https://www.reddit.com/r/TwoXChromosomes/comments/abgukq/my_parent_is_shaming_me_for_catching_me/ed0sunb/
Ok what the fuck is this shit? These people are talking about their children's supposed masturbation habits. They are 5 year olds wtffffff
1 InternalCartographer 2019-01-01
these people are going to fuck up their kids.
1 shallowm 2019-01-01
What's bad about this?
1 degorius 2019-01-01
It was some of the replies not the parent comment that I found ridiculous.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-01-01
1 DivinePrince2 2019-01-01
We should ban posts from TwoX because they are too easy.
1 leva549 2019-01-01
But it's fun.