Old drama- Soccer player gets phone hacked by his girlfriend after he cheats on her with "Drip Doctors". Hilarious drama ensues which leads to him being banned from the sport for a year

1  2019-01-02 by lenovolegion

Soccer player Samir Nasri's girlfriend started tweeting from his phone after she found out he cheated on her with a woman from a company called "Drip Doctors"

Here's the full series of tweets

r/soccer thread

Girl he cheated on: Anara Atanes

The hooker

12 comments

1  BussyShillBot 2019-01-02

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1  SnapshillBot 2019-01-02

Being a racist loser that makes fun of racist losers doesn't make you any less of a racist loser.

Pretending you're too stupid to understand how you spend your free time doesn't make it any less pathetic to spend your free time that way.

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1  Alicesnakebae 2019-01-02

Imagine fucking an uglier version of your gf

1  UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-01-02

Sometimes you get tired of steak dinners so you go out for McDonalds.

1  Alicesnakebae 2019-01-02

For 150 tho smh not worth it

1  UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-01-02

Clearly you don't appreciate that Big Mac thirst.

1  AnnoyinTheGoyim 2019-01-02

I mean if you changed the lighting and angles, they’d probably look identical.

1  opi 2019-01-02

Hah, forgot about that tard. Too bad he's going to Hammers, going to pollute their decent vibes with his highly concentrated tardatin.

1  Shortcakespecial 2019-01-02

Nasri totally looks like the kind of guy who'd cheat and then brag to his teammates about it.

1  -12x- 2019-01-02

Yes. He does: https://www.caughtoffside.com/2015/02/24/barcelona-dont-scare-man-city-anymore-says-samir-nasri/

1  SkipperPauline 2019-01-02

Football (or soccer if you like, fucking plebs) is full of retarded shit. Most of the players have a strange life of no real school, and just being given obscene amounts of money from a very young age.

I mean, we still have Rapenaldo that might kick up some fucking gold, I am holding out for the fucking nuclear meltdown that will be if he is arrested. He did admit to it, so not sure what happens when someone is caught admitting to rape and somehow doesn't even get arrested.

1  SamWhite 2019-01-02

He did admit to it, so not sure what happens when someone is caught admitting to rape and somehow doesn't even get arrested.

Yeah, but in a statement to his own lawyers. It's privileged information, inadmissible in court. The only reason we know about it is because it was leaked.