Honestly, yeah. It's not like any of them are particularly high-brow and it's hard to imagine any reputable PR firm signing off on any of this. It's way easier to imagine DJT going rogue and shooting his mouth off.
Now Hillary on the other hand. She had the slick PR firms and all the consultants she could want and the best she came up with was "Pokemon Go to the Polls."
Wow, so much revisionist history. I think you'll also find that Hilldawg of the People also enjoys just chilling in Cedar Rapids and carries a $1.29 bottle of hot sauce in her purse just like your abuelita. She's basically a blue-collar worker.
I think what makes his insults effective is the fact that he puts little thought into it, just let them go, and keep the ones that stick. He constant tested his insults during his rallies. As opposed to people like Hillary who probably has 20 people on salary brainstorm one insult.
You're off by multiple orders of magnitude on the returns. 1 mil (his loan) -> 3.1 bil (current net worth, approx.) is 301,000% return on investment, assuming both of those numbers are accurate. The thing is, they are not accurate, because he did not only get "a small loan of one million dollars" to get where he is today.
He inherited over a billion dollars (adjusted) from his parents, and got approximately a 150-170% return on it. Not bad, but also not particularly complex. It really is a simple feat doubling that amount of money.
You want to see investing genius, look at Warren Buffet. He's first generation wealth, wasn't very rich growing up at all, and currently has 80 billion and change. That's pretty much all self-made money.
Unfortunately, Buffet's also a damn dirty liberal pinko commie, so unfortunately he deserves scorn and ridicule while Daddy deserves a dick-sucking. Sad!
Yes, after the transition surgery he will he a happy and healthy girl (male). That will make their tendency to faint under stress adorable rather than embarrassing.
Three whole months ago, Warren decided that the cornerstone of her political career needed to be on the basis of her (questionable) Native American ancestry. The audience is supposed to be aware of this context.
Nobody genuinely cared about job application stuff from decades ago. This wouldn't have amounted to anything if Warren hadn't taken the bait and put herself in a no-win situation with the DNA test.
Agreed, she played adult games like transparency, honesty, and charity with an ape that flings shit. Maybe it'll work this time around, I might have to cash out my DramaCoin and buy a lot in Jonestown.
Not at all. What do you think the test proved? I think that even needing to do a test shows she's a goddamn liar who cannot name the individual she is supposedly related to.
Please tell me more about your hate for politicians who lie.
Test showed she's technically correct. In a more general sense, she trusted her mother claiming native ancestry on a job application. That is the best the gop could come up with, it's pathetic.
Half the mayos I know were told by their mothers they are part native american. It doesn't matter, it's true enough to win a bet that geotus renegged on like the pussy he his.
pretty sure the point was “hey guy, my grandma DIDN’T make up that thing i checked on an application 30 years ago without looking into the legal definition, so stop callin me a liar” even though she probably did and it’s probably a coincidence
And it was a lose-lose situation for her. Option A) she ignores Trump's call-out and gets implicitly presumed a liar, option B) she proves it by being 1/2020th native, which itself is incidental, and the native population resents her for using her negligible lineage as leverage in a game of high-stakes chicken. She is a retard.
Yep he pretty much insured she will not be the Democratic Candidate in 2020 even before she announced. He is great at shaping public perception of opponents with simple to follow narratives like "Crooked Hillary" and "Low energy Jeb".
Trump's a retard but there's one area he knows and it's branding. He literally made "The Apprentice" when he was the laughing stock and punchline of New York. He used the show to push the image of the gold-flaunting successful billionaire (most of the fancy shit on the show isn't even his) and it worked crazy well.
He literally made "The Apprentice" when he was the laughing stock and punchline of New York.
The New Yorker did an article on Mark Burnett who actually made it. They spoke to some producers and they said the hardest bit of making it was Trump. Trump frequently fired people who outperformed everyone else in the challenges, requiring them to go through hundreds of hours of footage to find minor mistakes so Trump didn't look like a moron.
Katherine Walker told me that producers often struggled to make Trump seem coherent, editing out garbled syntax and malapropisms. “We cleaned it up so that he was his best self,” she said, adding, “I’m sure Donald thinks that he was never edited.”
Randal Pinkett, who won Season 4 of “The Apprentice,” told me that he had watched Trump’s campaign with a growing sense of dread. Pinkett had long since concluded that Trump was racist. When Trump named Pinkett, who is African-American, the winner, he asked him if he would consider sharing the title with another contestant, a white woman. Pinkett declined. “The only conclusion I can draw is that he didn’t want to see a black man be the sole winner of his show,” he told me. In a recent interview with Vanity Fair, Trump’s former lawyer Michael Cohen said Trump told him that he had not chosen Kwame Jackson, the Goldman Sachs banker, to win in Season 1, because “there’s no way I can let this black fag win.”
As a winner, Pinkett went to work for the Trump Organization. “The closer I got to Donald, the less I liked what I saw,” he recalled. “It’s like a person with bad breath.” After Pennsylvania legalized casino gambling, in 2004, Trump applied for a license to build a casino in a predominantly African-American community. “The community hated Donald,” Pinkett said. So the company dispatched Pinkett as an advocate. Upon returning, he said, “I’m not going out there again to represent you folks.” The Trump Organization was using him like a prop, he felt, and he did not want to sell a project that the community so roundly opposed. The casino was never built. Even the grand prize on “The Apprentice” was a bit of a fake, Pinkett told me. His Trump Organization job was actually paid for by NBC. “It wasn’t even his money!” he said.
I don’t think he would. The whole birther thing seemed like a way of getting his name associated with politics, specifically as an opponent to Obama. You’ll notice he dropped it as soon as his campaign began to pick up steam.
do you actually think anyone who calls jeb boring is a trumper
jesus christ why are daddy's cock sucking fanbase so retarded?
no, you mong, if you would read the words that were actually typed out and not your opioid-induced interpretation of events you would see that i'm trying to explain to you that **no one outside of daddy's supporters called jeb LOW ENERGY, or Marco Rubio LITTLE MARCO, or clinton CROOKED HILLARY.
there. is that clear enough for you? maybe put down the needle for a second, you might be able to understand.
We aren’t talking about those specific words, or Rubio and Clinton at all.You’re so ass blasted and stupid lol. We are talking about if people considered jeb boring before trump called him low energy. Which they did. Calm down and take some deep breaths. You look retarded calling people trump supporters for acknowledging objective truth.
When did I say we are talking about low energy specifically? Shit bro, this is why I told you to go read the chain again. Save yourself this sperg out.
No, they did not literally attach it to her name every time they uttered it like Trump does. Trump isn't the first to use epitets for his opponents, but he certainly comes up with the simplest ones.
I feel like the general vibe from the left is more that Warren will act like a lightning rod for right wing hate more than a serious candidate. She's also taking serious, specific stances like anti-corruption and green new deal to set a standard going into primary season.
I'd vote for her over the dumpster fire any day, but I don't think most libs are really seeing her as the candidate to take on Daddy 2020.
I think trying the political dynasty thing isn't really working any more. Didn't work for Jeb Bush or Clinton. Though it was probably the last Bush that screwed it up for everyone.
I don't know, Warren 2020 really does seem like the kind of dumb strategy the DNC might just go with. Remember they nominated Hillary Clinton in 2016. Warren is a predictable, and stupid, choice so it's just the kind of thing they'd do.
Thanks for the civics lesson nerd. You know what I mean. Who ever is pulling the strings may or may not want Warren to be the front runner when it comes time for the delegates at the convention to "democratically" "elect" her as the nominee.
Yeah, no corruptiuon at the highest levels and totally cool legal arguments that the Democratic party can ignore at its whim the democratic wishes of its members.
Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
I had a meeting at the Pentagon with lots of generals. They were like from a movie. Better looking than Tom Cruise, and stronger. And I had more generals than I’ve ever seen, and we were at the bottom of this incredible room. I said ‘This is the greatest room I’ve ever seen.
I wrote this out, and it's very close to my heart. Because I was down there and I watched our police and our firemen down at 7/11, down at the World Trade Center right after it came down. And I saw the greatest people I've ever seen in action.
I don’t think anybody knows it was Russia that broke into the DNC. [Clinton’s] saying Russia, Russia, Russia, but I don’t—maybe it was. I mean, it could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds, OK?
My entire life, I've watched politicians bragging about how poor they are, how they came from nothing, how poor their parents and grandparents were. And I said to myself, if they can stay so poor for so many generations, maybe this isn't the kind of person we want to be electing to higher office. How smart can they be? They're morons.
I think Viagra is wonderful if you need it, if you have medical issues, if you’ve had surgery. I’ve just never needed it. Frankly, I wouldn’t mind if there were an anti-Viagra, something with the opposite effect. I’m not bragging. I’m just lucky. I don’t need it. I’ve always said, "If you need Viagra, you’re probably with the wrong girl.
Not only has Michael Avenatti explicitly said he won't run, but he got like 1% in a recent poll. Nobody wants Avenatti. The only people talking about him are idiot right wingers who think he's somehow popular on the left.
i think you need to get outside more if you really think that. ya i saw the poll but if you looked at /r/politics or even talked to the average dem voter he was well liked. dont forget he was an outsider that the dnc didn't want for the run.
harvard is not prestigious anymore and im starting to doubt it ever was. that name means absolutely nothing to me. you are actually somewhat racist for even supporting them because of what they did with elizabeth warren and also the asian scandal. no credibility.
Beto is like a discount Obama, didn’t even win his senate race before trying to use it as a springboard. He’s also white and male lmao it’s over for Betocels
You think Daddy won't capitalize on it and make it common knowledge? For all his faults, Trump is a master of branding. He'll hammer in on how Beto has the spic name, probably then go in on it saying Beto is ashamed of being white, which will drive Daddys supporters to vote for Daddy again.
Only Dem who has a chance is Biden, but he's also a little creepy around kids and he's said he wouldn't run for pres in the past so idk how the dems expect to win.
Orange man being orange man doesn't stop some of his fanbase from acting like incredibly stereotypical boomers who fixate on one or two things and repeat them ad nauseum.
When you're an Irish dude who grew up with a conveniently Latino-sounding nickname and you hope low-information Hispanic voters would just tick the box that sounds right.
And also, Steve Kornacki extrapolated his results in Texas to the rest of the country. If Beto were to win the same percentage/proportions of liberals and independents in a national election, he'd win the EC by 110 or so.
It just happens to be that Texas is the heart of GOP country and have far more registered/voting republicans than democrats or independents. Which is not the case in the entire country.
Trump won't even need a ghostwriter to come up with a nickname for beta Beto, and campaign discourse will sink to a level nobody could even imagine. This is good for dramacoin
Some reindeers, y'know. He used ta hook them onto da sled, and then he used ta stand up inside da sled and hold on to da reins, and then call out their names, like, "On, Donner! On, Blitzen! On, Chewy! On, Tavo! C'mon, Beto! "
And then, the reindeers used ta take off into da sky and fly across da sky, man!
Meh only rational choices for Dems seem to be Betocel or Bidenphile. Who are white males and so doubt current democratic party is rallying behind them.
It's gonna be Harris. She's got obvious 2008 Obama parallels and I'm sure the base will ignore past scandals to stop Trump the same way they ignored Hillary's myriad flaws.
That's soft-pedaling it. She was a seriously awful, over-reaching DA with zero respect for constitutional rights -- basically the sort of prosecutor that only a hardline Republican could love.
But then again, constitutional rights seem to be out of favor with progressives right now, so I can't imagine many primary voters giving a damn, especially given that Harris checks so many identity boxes.
Except obama lived in grizzled chicago and had an idea how to appeal to Middle America, Kamala is in SoCal and wouldn't feel comfortable in Wiscy or Michigan without a full body radioactive suit.
You really think DNC leadership cares all that much about appealing to Middle America after running Hillary in 2016? That clearly doesn't factor into party strategy anymore. They want to be the party of the intelligentsia on their crusade to save the urban poors from themselves.
I'm sure like in the last election a few southwestern states are going to take weeks to turn over the final results and coincidentally all of them will swing 5+ points towards Democrats compared to election night.
I don't think it's possible. If the democrats actually run a white guy he's going to get accused of rape throughout the campaign. Sure, Trump has been too, but Republicans don't take women seriously so it doesn't matter.
I've always assumed that when the mayocide comes it will occur on public transportation. White people know this, that's why they always look like scared animals and stay dead silent on the subway while minorities express their culture.
Lol you should let Daddy know that's the plan because he's already pivoted to saying the wall is already built. You're gonna be celebrating having Obama's border in a month.
you know they already do this to american citizens right, like its a pretty big point of contention that cops can effectively just rob you if they suspect you of anything criminal at all
they definitely wont just steal all the money illegals try to send back to mexico tho nosiree
Imagine believing in a guy who told you he would build a 20 foot high concrete wall across the entire southern boarder and make Mexico pay for it. Then imagine said guy does the following: he says "well maybe not the whole boarder, just a small part of it" Then "well maybe not concrete, but steel slats" Then "Mexico will technically pay for it over time via made up regulatory bullshit, but actually the US will pay upfront for it's construction" Then "I know I said it would be 25 billion, but even though I controlled all three branches of government, I still couldn't make that happen, so I'm trying to settle for 5".
Imagine still defending that guy. The DDF are incredible.
and then after its built hispanics will go crazy because of the cartels and therell eventually be an outright ban on entering the US from the south forever
and theyll have guys in towers taking pot shots like israel lol
Daddy drama is easy mode, insulting people's wives and melting down over not building 1/6th of a room. It takes no effort. I might need an economics degree to handle Warren drama.
Trump is somehow able to bring everyone who engages with him, even college professors, down to his retarded shit flinging level. I don't understand it. Why the fuck would you ever eat the bait and take that DNA test? What do you hope to prove, that Trump lied about something? 😴😴😴
She had to take the DNA test. You act as if Pocahontas/Fauxahauntas is a new insult about Warren. Then she opened her mouth stating how a DNA test wouldn't take away part of her identity that she grew up with due to family stories, it was really over for her. She had to put up or shut up or risk getting ridiculed for the rest of her career.
I don't agree that she had to because of Trump. She had to because her own supporters pushed her to, because they collectively have TDS, and they needed more red meat to keep them sated.
Man, Trump literally made Warren face the reality her life and sense of self was founded on a lie. And no one fucking cares about her personal experience of this.
Just like how everyone whined about how Trump wouldn't release his tax returns, so he buckled under the pressure and did what his opponents told him to do in order to destroy his campaign. No, wait, he didn't do that. It was Warren's choice to stoop to his level.
The difference is that Daddy has spent years carefully building a cult of personality for his own protection. Warren, on the other hand, has to rely on traditional partisan group think, which is less effective.
Most of Trump's success has been traditional partisan tribalism, TBH. That's the only reason the congressional GOP backs him, the only reason evangelicals voted for him, and the only reason wealthy people voted for him (gib me tax cuts).
He wasn't though. That's like saying it was a good idea to hire a literal retard to work for you because he makes you laugh and the alternative was competent but super annoying.
Trump is the rainman of reality television. He knew that despite it having a return address from Trump tower and despite the fact that there is no real way to spin the details of a tax return. Maddow would go full retard anyway. You would think she would see if it was slanderous enough before actually reporting on it
My boy Samuel Clemens had a relevant quote about that:
“It is better to keep your mouth closed and let people think you are a fool than to open it and remove all doubt.”
Even if Trump would accuse her of lying about being an Indian she should've just ignored him instead of trying to play chess with the metaphorical pigeon.
As if this class of people is superior beyond their NPR whisper voices in the real world.
They're just as petty if not more so than the general public and their insulated from new concepts in that their local culture is reinforced by similarly smug academics.
My metric for quality is whether or not they are capable of succeeding at a task such as running for election, and they are not, making them inferior. QED.
if you're gay then you're also retarded if you think a gender studies class is a good place to hunt for bussy. get yourself Title IXed back into your mothers womb
Not strictly because they're cheap, but yes, for a combination of reasons including shit quality, unnecessary purchases, propping up chinese imports, destroying small business, and being okay with surrounding yourself with that.
people of walmart vs people of woke foods that blew $100k on college degrees and found nothing to do but teach and reinforce a pyramid scheme backed by non dischagable debt
But who cares? We all know walmart is staffed by the "educated upper class"
Says the guy who was fellating educated people like college makes you educated enough to be forces into debt and support communism. At least farmers, being the mortal enemies of communists, actually produce food that the commies eat. At least till they kill the farmers and starve.
Either you get a degree, realize its worthless and do whatever anyway. Or you buy into the scam and decide to be to be a professor or adjunct yourself. Or you somehow become successful anyway until you're eventually fired for saying the nword on a conference call.
But look at venezula, government stole all the farms because communism and now people are forced to play runescape for food, a fate worse than living.
Gripping fear of communism is more of a 1955 sentiment though.
Either you get a degree, realize its worthless and do whatever anyway. Or you buy into the scam and decide to be to be a professor or adjunct yourself.
What's it like being so retarded that you've never heard of a scientist, engineer, medical professional, or MBA?
But look at venezula, government stole all the farms because communism
So farmers are mortal enemies of communists? Are you a dumbfuck teen or a lost boomer?
Medical/engineering/useful science degrees are a small minority among all those granted, and even then they are still filled with retards who live in complete isolation of the outside world. Source: currently getting a phd
Oh yes I am that fucking stupid. Almost as dumb as venezula nationalizing their farms and starving. Whats important is seeming not like a bitch on reddit.
Not the spelling, the actual word versus a different business. For example, I live right close to Safeway. So if I was talking grocers I wouldn't choose to say Walmart. But lots of Americans would use Walmart because they're trying to be all "international" and type a business that's as well-known as McDonalds
Huh. Yeah I was specifically talking about walmart. Target and Fred Meyer are kind of walmart lite, of course. But I wasn't talking grocers or retailers but rather those companies, of which walmart is the worst.
Well, you're trying to paint a picture of what educated people look like and what Walmart goers look like, but you're not saying a lot of specific details
Come back when you understand implication. College professors having valid credentials does not in any way imply that all college graduates are successful. You really, really stupid to think that was implied. Like really goddamn dumb.
You're going into maximum sperg all over this thread because people are making fun of college profs and graduates m8. What are you a broke TA trying to cope his life's mistakes? Get btfo.
Nah bro, just getting a lot of messages from the lolcows. Pizza, sake, and drama on my doorstep, is very nice of you tards to come in here and reee about how college was to expensive or hard.
We were just pretending to be retarded
People aren't "making fun" of people with education, they're seriously bent about it. It's hilarious and I don't want it to stop.
9/10 times people who complain about "muh college professors" are people who flunked out because they didn't show up to class and got pissy the professor didn't pass them anyway
And they're retarded, just suck the teachers dick and get a good grade with minimal effort. I loved refugees and trans kids, and wanted to ban newspapers to save the environment in my teachers mind last semester.
Are you that retarded? She owned him by taking the test. There's video evidence of him promising to donate a million dollars to charity because of it. And he hasn't.
The dude fucked himself like usual. Crazy you koolaid drinkers think he won this Pocahontas shit.
Look at the comments usually its full of left but this time left and right are shouting at each other. Daddy broke throught fucking sanity defences of the left.
This isn’t ok. You are not a meme account. You’re the fucking president of the United States. Start acting like it for fucks sake. You’re not some frat boy, you’re not some D list celebrity trying to start a feud to raise awareness for a new show you’re on. You’re the president.
I love how fucking salty all the responses are. These people who hate him have him on push notifications so they can be the first to respond, it’s fucking hilarious.
There's no way she is going to win. I don't even get why she is running. He basically made sure of her loss before her even deciding to run. The drama is going to be great though.
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1 Dramaste 2019-01-03
This is the one thing he's good at
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Tweeting things other people made?
1 Dramaste 2019-01-03
No, just being a pretty good shit talker when it comes to elections.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
*shit repeater
1 Dramaste 2019-01-03
If you want to be pedantic then sure
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-01-03
Ya its not shit talking unless its OC.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-01-03
STOP APPROPRIATING MEMES
1 malicious_turtle 2019-01-03
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_nicknames_used_by_Donald_Trump
Crooked Hillary, Lyin Ted, Little Marco. . .truly a master of laying down the smackdown
1 queerjihad 2019-01-03
Do you guys think he came up with all of those names himself? Or did his PR consultant help him?
1 Earl_of_Grab 2019-01-03
Honestly, yeah. It's not like any of them are particularly high-brow and it's hard to imagine any reputable PR firm signing off on any of this. It's way easier to imagine DJT going rogue and shooting his mouth off.
Now Hillary on the other hand. She had the slick PR firms and all the consultants she could want and the best she came up with was "Pokemon Go to the Polls."
1 Imgur_Lurker 2019-01-03
Mariachi band
1 FrigOffCyrus 2019-01-03
Pretty sure it was Bannon and the digital team. They came up with his stupid catch phrases "Lock her up", "Drain the swamp", and so on.
1 redfield021767 2019-01-03
Wow, so much revisionist history. I think you'll also find that Hilldawg of the People also enjoys just chilling in Cedar Rapids and carries a $1.29 bottle of hot sauce in her purse just like your abuelita. She's basically a blue-collar worker.
1 hisverbisdictis 2019-01-03
Implying he has a PR consultant
1 queerjihad 2019-01-03
He definitely had one but he fired her and I don't know if he got a replacement.
1 NoSeriousPosting 2019-01-03
daddy does everything by himself
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2019-01-03
I think what makes his insults effective is the fact that he puts little thought into it, just let them go, and keep the ones that stick. He constant tested his insults during his rallies. As opposed to people like Hillary who probably has 20 people on salary brainstorm one insult.
1 King_of_Connaught 2019-01-03
https://youtu.be/r8Y-P0v2Hh0
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2019-01-03
he develop this character he’s playing now when he starred in smack down
1 funkeepickle18 2019-01-03
"Justin from Canada"
1 Prysorra2 2019-01-03
It's their new legally recognized names, so clearly it's effective lol.
1 22333444455555666666 2019-01-03
it would be kinda hot if Daddy made this himself
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Simply seeing him able to open illustrator would make me spray myself.
1 cmakk1012 2019-01-03
Watching him make a Pepe meme would probably make every moid in America cum buckets
1 trycksy 2019-01-03
He doesn't know how to rotate text in Paint.
1 MetaFactoryFactory 2019-01-03
Watching boomers use computers is my personal Vietnam.
1 Ranilen 2019-01-03
Male-oid?
1 Orlyborly 2019-01-03
1 22333444455555666666 2019-01-03
this niggas entire post history is "Daddy was born rich so he cant be stupid!!!!!" lmfao
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Impromptu poetry read:
-Orlyborly
1 sadderreborn 2019-01-03
Til doing a return of 1000% or more on an initial loan of 1million is “a simple feat”
1 e-guy 2019-01-03
You're off by multiple orders of magnitude on the returns. 1 mil (his loan) -> 3.1 bil (current net worth, approx.) is 301,000% return on investment, assuming both of those numbers are accurate. The thing is, they are not accurate, because he did not only get "a small loan of one million dollars" to get where he is today.
He inherited over a billion dollars (adjusted) from his parents, and got approximately a 150-170% return on it. Not bad, but also not particularly complex. It really is a simple feat doubling that amount of money.
You want to see investing genius, look at Warren Buffet. He's first generation wealth, wasn't very rich growing up at all, and currently has 80 billion and change. That's pretty much all self-made money.
Unfortunately, Buffet's also a damn dirty liberal pinko commie, so unfortunately he deserves scorn and ridicule while Daddy deserves a dick-sucking. Sad!
1 sadderreborn 2019-01-03
Fuggg i meant 1000x return not %
Ima Mathcel now
1 StrategicSarcasm 2019-01-03
out
Out
OUT!
1 The_Quackening 2019-01-03
i cant believe people still believe the "small loan of a million dollars" thing
1 sadderreborn 2019-01-03
Hes a stable genius
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-01-03
"he has to be smart because he's rich"
1 Orlyborly 2019-01-03
The absolute cringe in this sub
1 le_epic_xd 2019-01-03
He ain't gonna borrow you Ivanka, buddy. Maybe Tiffany
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Her?
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-01-03
he ain't gonna fuck you bro
1 uniqueguy263 2019-01-03
This wouldn't be that hard in MS Paint
1 high_side 2019-01-03
> thinks creating this in raster isn't actually dumber than not knowing how to use illustrator
1 uniqueguy263 2019-01-03
I'm not saying Trump would be smart for using MS Paint
1 uniqueguy263 2019-01-03
Nah, Ben Shapiro owned Warren with FAX and an AR-15, Trump left the watermark in
1 Hemingwavy 2019-01-03
It's got a watermark on it for the Daily Wire.
1 imajustgo 2019-01-03
I use memes other people made to express my individuality 😍
1 cochnbahls 2019-01-03
He's got an eye for the(arguably) good ones and (arguably) impeccable timing.
1 lemondiddles 2019-01-03
Don't forget to come up for air while blowing him.
1 werewolf_bar_mitzva 2019-01-03
There is nothing new under the sun. I applaud Daddy for reposting top-shelf shitposts and not the dregs that other politicians go with when they try.
Though TBH OC weirdo sperging out like Rand Paul did a couple weeks ago is good too.
1 ComedicSans 2019-01-03
Memes are better when they're short.
Daddy can't read anything longer than five words.
Match made in shitposting heaven.
1 werewolf_bar_mitzva 2019-01-03
V. good point -- probably why the right is better at meming than the left overall (even if just marginally so)
1 cheers_grills 2019-01-03
https://i.imgur.com/SKU2TTd.jpg
1 noxpallida 2019-01-03
Drumpf BTFO
1 natkingcoal 2019-01-03
Internet troll
1 Psyman2 2019-01-03
But to be fair, he's excellent at it.
1 ObsessedAussie 2019-01-03
He's a fantastic shitposter
1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-03
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1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-03
Sui-fuel for nevertheless-,-she-persisted-cels
1 Baconlightning 2019-01-03
I love how Trump successfully baited Warren into this.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Into what?
1 Chukril 2019-01-03
Into showing America how much of a race-baiting retard she is.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
She's a race baiting retard? Somehow his tweet didn't show me that.
1 FTFallen 2019-01-03
Probably because you're also a retard.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
😴
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-01-03
Bantz knocked him out!
1 mariaschicklgruber 2019-01-03
Is he going to be okay doctor?
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-01-03
Yes, after the transition surgery he will he a happy and healthy girl (male). That will make their tendency to faint under stress adorable rather than embarrassing.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Ffs your flair is perfect for this comment.
1 dudenotcool 2019-01-03
HEY, WERE ALL RETARDS
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2019-01-03
The proper term is special needs thank you. I’m so special they even gave me my own bus.
1 trycksy 2019-01-03
On this blessed day*
1 UmmahSultan 2019-01-03
https://nypost.com/2018/10/15/heres-what-elizabeth-warrens-dna-test-shows/
Three whole months ago, Warren decided that the cornerstone of her political career needed to be on the basis of her (questionable) Native American ancestry. The audience is supposed to be aware of this context.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-03
She must've been hitting that peace pipe damned hard to think releasing those test results was going to help her in literally any fashion.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Imagine thinking checking a box on a job application is race baiting and/or the cornerstone of your political career.
1 UmmahSultan 2019-01-03
Nobody genuinely cared about job application stuff from decades ago. This wouldn't have amounted to anything if Warren hadn't taken the bait and put herself in a no-win situation with the DNA test.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Huh? Didn't she take the test because republicans went full birther on her and then daddy promised to give money to a charity if she did?
1 UmmahSultan 2019-01-03
What outcome on the test would have possibly been advantageous for her?
Could a person with enough intelligence to be President seriously believe that Trump wasn't lying when he promised to donate to charity?
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Agreed, she played adult games like transparency, honesty, and charity with an ape that flings shit. Maybe it'll work this time around, I might have to cash out my DramaCoin and buy a lot in Jonestown.
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
How is continuing to lie about not being mayo even after she provided the proof honesty?
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Has she misrepresented the results of the test?
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
Not at all. What do you think the test proved? I think that even needing to do a test shows she's a goddamn liar who cannot name the individual she is supposedly related to.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Please tell me more about your hate for politicians who lie.
Test showed she's technically correct. In a more general sense, she trusted her mother claiming native ancestry on a job application. That is the best the gop could come up with, it's pathetic.
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
I think you mean you trust her mother excuse even though it is third hand information funneled through the one person with motive to lie.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Half the mayos I know were told by their mothers they are part native american. It doesn't matter, it's true enough to win a bet that geotus renegged on like the pussy he his.
1 Prysorra2 2019-01-03
Those stupid Drumpf supporters! 1/1024 is totally enough to justify considering oneself a minority!
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Has she misrepresented the results of the test?
1 Prysorra2 2019-01-03
How did she "represent" the results of the test?
I can play the short stupid leading question game, too.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Yes except yours isn't english.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-03
“race-baiting”?
“retard,” sure, absolutely
1 telandrias 2019-01-03
Im 99% white so vote for me! Less diverse than a movie from the 1940s!
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-03
pretty sure the point was “hey guy, my grandma DIDN’T make up that thing i checked on an application 30 years ago without looking into the legal definition, so stop callin me a liar” even though she probably did and it’s probably a coincidence
1 WeirdFlexington 2019-01-03
And it was a lose-lose situation for her. Option A) she ignores Trump's call-out and gets implicitly presumed a liar, option B) she proves it by being 1/2020th native, which itself is incidental, and the native population resents her for using her negligible lineage as leverage in a game of high-stakes chicken. She is a retard.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-03
exactly. but so are the people i’ve been responding to.
1 telandrias 2019-01-03
Why the fuck did she release the results? Better to just not have done the thing or live in quiet shame.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-03
because she’s a retard, we went ocer this
1 KazarakOfKar 2019-01-03
Yep he pretty much insured she will not be the Democratic Candidate in 2020 even before she announced. He is great at shaping public perception of opponents with simple to follow narratives like "Crooked Hillary" and "Low energy Jeb".
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-03
i mean tbf, both those narratives were already pretty popular
this narrative he really had to bring out into the spotlight. and when he did, it flourished and got better.
1 nomad1c 2019-01-03
no one was calling Jeb "low energy" before him. if Trump hadn't run the narrative wouldn't have existed
1 cmakk1012 2019-01-03
That’s because “low energy” isn’t an expression normies use, only galaxy brained stable geniuses think that way
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-03
That’s because no one called anyone “low energy” before him. They used normal words like “dull,” “boring,” or even “dry”
1 cuteman 2019-01-03
That's because trump created the brand "low energy Jeb"
1 seshfan2 2019-01-03
Trump's a retard but there's one area he knows and it's branding. He literally made "The Apprentice" when he was the laughing stock and punchline of New York. He used the show to push the image of the gold-flaunting successful billionaire (most of the fancy shit on the show isn't even his) and it worked crazy well.
1 cuteman 2019-01-03
Listen to what Barbara Cochran from shark tank has to say about trump. They came up together.
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-03
No, your're thinking of barbara corcoran. barbara cochran was an olympic athlete.
1 Hemingwavy 2019-01-03
The New Yorker did an article on Mark Burnett who actually made it. They spoke to some producers and they said the hardest bit of making it was Trump. Trump frequently fired people who outperformed everyone else in the challenges, requiring them to go through hundreds of hours of footage to find minor mistakes so Trump didn't look like a moron.
1 seshfan2 2019-01-03
Lmfao that's hilarious. I'm pretty sure all the "winners" of that show ended up fucked over as well.
1 Hemingwavy 2019-01-03
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1 Hemingwavy 2019-01-03
Which is surprisingly only the 3rd least popular energy drink.
1 nomad1c 2019-01-03
wasn't widespread tho. Trump's skill is in verbalising something that doesn't quite have a name yet
1 FratboyGenius 2019-01-03
Trump would've ruined Obama for saying "uhhhhhhhhhhhh" too much.
"Uhhh uhhh uhhh, spit it out"
Considerably more difficult because Obama had more charisma than everyone Trump ran against put together.
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-01-03
Nah he'd just call him a Kenyan
1 SJWcrybaby 2019-01-03
Where is the lie though
1 thebuscompany 2019-01-03
I don’t think he would. The whole birther thing seemed like a way of getting his name associated with politics, specifically as an opponent to Obama. You’ll notice he dropped it as soon as his campaign began to pick up steam.
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-01-03
Yes it was lol
1 nomad1c 2019-01-03
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=%22jeb+bush%22+%22dull%22+-trump&tbs=cdr%3A1%2Ccd_min%3A%2Ccd_max%3A6%2F1%2F2015
hard to find many people calling him dull before Trump announced he was running
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-01-03
No wonder you’re autistic lol. Here’s an article from 2015.
https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/barbara-bush-slams-critics-jeb-bush-boring-article-1.2096373%3foutputType=amp
1 nomad1c 2019-01-03
even for “boring” that’s the only article that comes up in the first few pages. compare that to “low energy”
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-01-03
You’re right; nobody talked about it or thought it and his mom brought it up in a speech because nobody talked about it or thought it.
1 nomad1c 2019-01-03
even the thing you linked to said it was probably in reference to one specific article lmao
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-01-03
UK inbreds out
1 nomad1c 2019-01-03
never gonna happen, ꧁ fancy boy꧂
1 ComedicSans 2019-01-03
Who talked about Jeb at all before the primaries?
1 nomad1c 2019-01-03
he was the front runner at times. put some respect on his name
1 ComedicSans 2019-01-03
Reading isn't that hard.
1 nomad1c 2019-01-03
the primaries started with the iowa caucuses. most of them announced like a year before that
1 ComedicSans 2019-01-03
It's all one process. He wasn't exactly in the news before he announced himself, which is the point.
1 d-amazo 2019-01-03
literally the only people who referred to jeb as 'low energy' or hillary as 'crooked' were Daddy's retarded followers.
because most of us aren't children who call people names all the time in real life.
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-01-03
This retard forgot about a comment he read 2 seconds ago lol.
1 d-amazo 2019-01-03
neither was i, you illiterate fucknut.
try to actually read ALL the words next time.
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-01-03
You literally put low energy in quotes and talked about name calling. You clearly were, you absolute retard.
1 d-amazo 2019-01-03
most people who aren't retarded also understand that the implication there is Trump's other childish names for anyone who he doesn't like.
no one called anyone those names or even referred to them unless they were daddy's retarded followers. what part of this is wrong?
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-01-03
Lmao when are you gonna go up and read the chain instead of continuing to embarrass yourself?
1 d-amazo 2019-01-03
how's your fentanyl addiction going?
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-01-03
Lmao do you actually think anyone who calls jeb boring is a trumper or is this a desperate attempt for you to signal for back up?
Very accurate rendition of the chain. Also it sounds like you’re blaming me for your illiteracy which is pretty funny.
1 d-amazo 2019-01-03
jesus christ why are daddy's cock sucking fanbase so retarded?
no, you mong, if you would read the words that were actually typed out and not your opioid-induced interpretation of events you would see that i'm trying to explain to you that **no one outside of daddy's supporters called jeb LOW ENERGY, or Marco Rubio LITTLE MARCO, or clinton CROOKED HILLARY.
there. is that clear enough for you? maybe put down the needle for a second, you might be able to understand.
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-01-03
We aren’t talking about those specific words, or Rubio and Clinton at all.You’re so ass blasted and stupid lol. We are talking about if people considered jeb boring before trump called him low energy. Which they did. Calm down and take some deep breaths. You look retarded calling people trump supporters for acknowledging objective truth.
1 d-amazo 2019-01-03
again.
no one outside of daddy's supporters called jeb LOW ENERGY,
or Marco Rubio LITTLE MARCO, or clinton CROOKED HILLARY.there. is that better? also
which is it? are you talking about Jeb being called specifically low energy or aren't you?
1 BCUOSPSEY 2019-01-03
When did I say we are talking about low energy specifically? Shit bro, this is why I told you to go read the chain again. Save yourself this sperg out.
1 d-amazo 2019-01-03
tbf i realized you said aren't about 4 posts ago and figured i might as well double down because fuck you.
don't tell me how to live my life.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-01-03
Wait, what?!?
People have been calling Hillary crooked for decades before Trump.
1 d-amazo 2019-01-03
they didn't literally call her Crooked Hillary, as if it were a title.
i guess i should've used any of the other dozen childish nicknames he came up for people during his campaign.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-01-03
No, they did not literally attach it to her name every time they uttered it like Trump does. Trump isn't the first to use epitets for his opponents, but he certainly comes up with the simplest ones.
1 d-amazo 2019-01-03
yes, and my point is that the only people who repeated his hilariously dumb nicknames for his opponents were his equally dumb followers.
the only time normal people used them to was to point out how stupid they were.
i didn't realize this was a contentious opinion on r/drama. DDF must be out in full effect today.
1 UpvoteIfYouDare 2019-01-03
Don't blame the DDF, you butchered the delivery.
1 ErictheRedding 2019-01-03
*fallen
1 John_Cenas_Beard 2019-01-03
Jeb's own mother refused to support him running for president.
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
She should be running was one of his best lines.
1 ElonMuskar 2019-01-03
Yeah but they didn't say that shit about political candidates. "Jeb's so boring lol"
1 Lindseyisagirlsname 2019-01-03
27D connect four
1 JustLions 2019-01-03
Jeb! was calling himself the "joyful tortoise."
1 Ace4929 2019-01-03
I mean no nobody called him that, but I mean just look at the guy he's the platonic ideal of "white bread"
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-01-03
I think it helps that the public is increasingly under-educated and addicted to some kind of opioid
1 Aiwatcher 2019-01-03
I feel like the general vibe from the left is more that Warren will act like a lightning rod for right wing hate more than a serious candidate. She's also taking serious, specific stances like anti-corruption and green new deal to set a standard going into primary season.
I'd vote for her over the dumpster fire any day, but I don't think most libs are really seeing her as the candidate to take on Daddy 2020.
1 DoktorSteven 2019-01-03
I’ve never seen someone so throughly dismantled in an election like Jeb Bush.
1 Hemingwavy 2019-01-03
I think trying the political dynasty thing isn't really working any more. Didn't work for Jeb Bush or Clinton. Though it was probably the last Bush that screwed it up for everyone.
1 Earl_of_Grab 2019-01-03
I don't know, Warren 2020 really does seem like the kind of dumb strategy the DNC might just go with. Remember they nominated Hillary Clinton in 2016. Warren is a predictable, and stupid, choice so it's just the kind of thing they'd do.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-03
The DNC doesn't nominate candidates.
1 Earl_of_Grab 2019-01-03
Thanks for the civics lesson nerd. You know what I mean. Who ever is pulling the strings may or may not want Warren to be the front runner when it comes time for the delegates at the convention to "democratically" "elect" her as the nominee.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-03
This is your Son on Alex Jones
1 Earl_of_Grab 2019-01-03
Jones is a plant you fool. They allow him to spread misinformation to discredit True Americans.
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
Tell me, why were Bernie bros so upset at the DNC leaks? Why did the chair of the DNC step down?
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-03
The answer to both questions is because the far left is just as retarded as the worst Qtard boomers.
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
Yeah, no corruptiuon at the highest levels and totally cool legal arguments that the Democratic party can ignore at its whim the democratic wishes of its members.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-03
Thanks for the Qtard NPC dialogue. Maybe I'll check you again after the next update.
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
Thanks for letting me know you aren't just ignorant, you're wilfully ignorant.
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-03
Off to youtube with you to get your next dialogue update.
Poor unthinking sheep
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
I mean, do you actually think I'm just making shit up? Do you think the DNC leaks weren't authentic or something?
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-03
I dont think you posess the programming to understand what you read. It's just keywords and preprogrammed responses. So boring.
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
What a fascinating conversationalist you are.
1 NvidiaforMen 2019-01-03
Eh, I think it came out early enough no one will care by 2020. He was going to keep up with name calling anyway he just looks stupid and petty
1 Hemingwavy 2019-01-03
I feel like those succeed best when your base isn't quite sure of what projection is.
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-03
1 LighthouseToLunar 2019-01-03
Good ol' mikey "make her face look like spaghetti" avanetti
Equally as pathetic as donnie "pay to put it in the rump" trump tbh
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-03
1 LighthouseToLunar 2019-01-03
> yes
Accomplishments won't make Daddy any less of a functionally retarded creep with too much ego for his own good
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-01-03
I know some of you are still trying to cope way too hard but comparing Avennati to Trump is fucking hilarious. One at least did accomplish something.
1 LighthouseToLunar 2019-01-03
One beat his wife (?), the only slept with his daughter
I wash my hands of both of them
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2019-01-03
When all the retards around you are always successful, you should question who the retard in this equation is
Hint: it’s you
1 LighthouseToLunar 2019-01-03
Look, having nuclear — my uncle was a great professor and scientist and engineer, Dr. John Trump at MIT; good genes, very good genes, OK, very smart, the Wharton School of Finance, very good, very smart — you know, if you’re a conservative Republican, if I were a liberal, if, like, OK, if I ran as a liberal Democrat, they would say I’m one of the smartest people anywhere in the world — it’s true! — but when you’re a conservative Republican they try — oh, do they do a number — that’s why I always start off: Went to Wharton, was a good student, went there, went there, did this, built a fortune — you know I have to give my like credentials all the time, because we’re a little disadvantaged — but you look at the nuclear deal, the thing that really bothers me — it would have been so easy, and it’s not as important as these lives are — nuclear is powerful; my uncle explained that to me many, many years ago, the power and that was 35 years ago; he would explain the power of what’s going to happen and he was right, who would have thought? — but when you look at what’s going on with the four prisoners — now it used to be three, now it’s four — but when it was three and even now, I would have said it’s all in the messenger; fellas, and it is fellas because, you know, they don’t, they haven’t figured that the women are smarter right now than the men, so, you know, it’s gonna take them about another 150 years — but the Persians are great negotiators, the Iranians are great negotiators, so, and they, they just killed, they just killed us.
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1 LighthouseToLunar 2019-01-03
[Puerto Rico] is an island surrounded by water, big water, ocean water.
1 LighthouseToLunar 2019-01-03
I had a meeting at the Pentagon with lots of generals. They were like from a movie. Better looking than Tom Cruise, and stronger. And I had more generals than I’ve ever seen, and we were at the bottom of this incredible room. I said ‘This is the greatest room I’ve ever seen.
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2019-01-03
Go back to your 9-5 wageslave and waste your genius on a shit job
1 LighthouseToLunar 2019-01-03
What if I'm retarded too
1 LighthouseToLunar 2019-01-03
I wrote this out, and it's very close to my heart. Because I was down there and I watched our police and our firemen down at 7/11, down at the World Trade Center right after it came down. And I saw the greatest people I've ever seen in action.
1 LighthouseToLunar 2019-01-03
I don’t think anybody knows it was Russia that broke into the DNC. [Clinton’s] saying Russia, Russia, Russia, but I don’t—maybe it was. I mean, it could be Russia, but it could also be China. It could also be lots of other people. It also could be somebody sitting on their bed that weighs 400 pounds, OK?
1 LighthouseToLunar 2019-01-03
My entire life, I've watched politicians bragging about how poor they are, how they came from nothing, how poor their parents and grandparents were. And I said to myself, if they can stay so poor for so many generations, maybe this isn't the kind of person we want to be electing to higher office. How smart can they be? They're morons.
1 LighthouseToLunar 2019-01-03
I think Viagra is wonderful if you need it, if you have medical issues, if you’ve had surgery. I’ve just never needed it. Frankly, I wouldn’t mind if there were an anti-Viagra, something with the opposite effect. I’m not bragging. I’m just lucky. I don’t need it. I’ve always said, "If you need Viagra, you’re probably with the wrong girl.
1 pepperouchau 2019-01-03
I think you're forgetting whose turn it is
1 DemerzelHF 2019-01-03
Not only has Michael Avenatti explicitly said he won't run, but he got like 1% in a recent poll. Nobody wants Avenatti. The only people talking about him are idiot right wingers who think he's somehow popular on the left.
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-03
i think you need to get outside more if you really think that. ya i saw the poll but if you looked at /r/politics or even talked to the average dem voter he was well liked. dont forget he was an outsider that the dnc didn't want for the run.
1 DemerzelHF 2019-01-03
So I should trust anecdotal evidence over multiple scientific polls
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-03
1 DemerzelHF 2019-01-03
It was a Harvard-Harris poll conducted in November. I didn't mention CNN anywhere in my reply, did I?
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-03
harvard is not prestigious anymore and im starting to doubt it ever was. that name means absolutely nothing to me. you are actually somewhat racist for even supporting them because of what they did with elizabeth warren and also the asian scandal. no credibility.
1 DemerzelHF 2019-01-03
I think Harvard has more credibility than some idiot on the internet who does nothing but cite anecdotes and call people racist
1 RandolphCox 2019-01-03
they literally dont
1 BurgerLaowai 2019-01-03
And creepy little girl sniffer, “Dirty” Uncle Joe Biden.
1 ANTORICO2THELEGEND 2019-01-03
what about michael?
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-03
It's gonna be Beto
1 Warbring3r 2019-01-03
Beto is like a discount Obama, didn’t even win his senate race before trying to use it as a springboard. He’s also white and male lmao it’s over for Betocels
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-03
so what you’re saying is, he’s like the last shoo-in, except he’d appeal to people with economic anxiety?
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-03
Nah they don't like him because he has a spic nickname.
Most of the DDF rightoids I follow kept repeating "Robert Francis O'Rourke" like a tic during campaign season.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-03
no one outside Texas can actually tell it’s spickish
which is why he’s taking up tenor sax
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-03
I think the 21st century version of that would be releasing a mixtape, which Beto should absolutely do.
1 Hemingwavy 2019-01-03
But what rhymes with Pokemon go to the polls?
1 Kingmatt227 2019-01-03
You think Daddy won't capitalize on it and make it common knowledge? For all his faults, Trump is a master of branding. He'll hammer in on how Beto has the spic name, probably then go in on it saying Beto is ashamed of being white, which will drive Daddys supporters to vote for Daddy again.
Only Dem who has a chance is Biden, but he's also a little creepy around kids and he's said he wouldn't run for pres in the past so idk how the dems expect to win.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-03
yeah that’s not gonna end well for him lol
1 ioiidnsksi 2019-01-03
the Dems somehow keep on running candidates that r more terrible. the only way they're winning is if a recession occurs
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-03
this but unironically, a recession has been their only hope ever since literally nothing changed within the party after losing in 2016.
1 MelonScore 2019-01-03
DRUMPF BAD
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-03
Orange man being orange man doesn't stop some of his fanbase from acting like incredibly stereotypical boomers who fixate on one or two things and repeat them ad nauseum.
1 cheers_grills 2019-01-03
How retarded do you have to be to not even run under your own name?
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-03
When you're an Irish dude who grew up with a conveniently Latino-sounding nickname and you hope low-information Hispanic voters would just tick the box that sounds right.
1 Dildokin 2019-01-03
It's a smart move, the trumpets are just mad it worked a bit
1 AndreTheShadow 2019-01-03
I dunno, ask Ted Cruz.
1 cheers_grills 2019-01-03
"Zodiac Killer" was never his legal name.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-03
In this sense the two of them made for a pretty funny mirror match.
A Latin dude pretending to be 100% Authentic Texan and a local Scots-Irish guy pretending to be Latin.
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-03
Wait, ted cruz is latin? Wtf ahahahaha
1 Hemingwavy 2019-01-03
Rafael "Ted" Cruz.
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-01-03
Blows me away that haven’t done the incredibly obvious low-hanging fruit “beta” O’Rourke.
1 Austinisfullgohome 2019-01-03
I feel like that’s already on paper in some re-election office, along with some other lobs like O’Rookie and O’no!
1 MasterLawlz 2019-01-03
He was a Democrat in Texas and still came really close, I wouldn’t say anything is impossible
1 telandrias 2019-01-03
1 MasterLawlz 2019-01-03
But there hasn’t been a Democratic senator in Texas for thirty years lol
1 FrigOffCyrus 2019-01-03
And also, Steve Kornacki extrapolated his results in Texas to the rest of the country. If Beto were to win the same percentage/proportions of liberals and independents in a national election, he'd win the EC by 110 or so.
It just happens to be that Texas is the heart of GOP country and have far more registered/voting republicans than democrats or independents. Which is not the case in the entire country.
1 telandrias 2019-01-03
If you want to glorify losing in texas theres quite a few other parties out there
1 hobocactus 2019-01-03
Trump won't even need a ghostwriter to come up with a nickname for beta Beto, and campaign discourse will sink to a level nobody could even imagine. This is good for dramacoin
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-03
Ah yes, it'll be Obama all over again, except with worse qualifications, no race angle, but still sharing his fanbase of thirsty housewives.
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-03
so, a landslide with no “secret Muslim” shit
1 cmakk1012 2019-01-03
Secret Mexican?
Or the inverse—m*yo in denial?
1 dnpaddict 2019-01-03
he thinks wh*tes are gonna vote for a mayo
ahahahaha
1 werewolf_bar_mitzva 2019-01-03
Lol, and add a DUI and resisting arrest in there too.
1 J3507 2019-01-03
And attempting to leave the scene of the car crash he got the DUI at.
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
He's got a race angle, it's just slightly fraudulent.
1 seshfan2 2019-01-03
no one cares about qualifications, that's why they elected Trump lol. the presidency is just a big cult of personality test
1 wwyzzerdd 2019-01-03
Some reindeers, y'know. He used ta hook them onto da sled, and then he used ta stand up inside da sled and hold on to da reins, and then call out their names, like, "On, Donner! On, Blitzen! On, Chewy! On, Tavo! C'mon, Beto! "
And then, the reindeers used ta take off into da sky and fly across da sky, man!
https://youtu.be/5bf9lUdRWFA?t=198
1 KarlMannheim 2019-01-03
Meh only rational choices for Dems seem to be Betocel or Bidenphile. Who are white males and so doubt current democratic party is rallying behind them.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-03
It's gonna be Harris. She's got obvious 2008 Obama parallels and I'm sure the base will ignore past scandals to stop Trump the same way they ignored Hillary's myriad flaws.
1 KarlMannheim 2019-01-03
Probably,a black curry woman as first female president will obviously wet their base.
What are those? I thought she was clean.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-03
Supposedly she slept her way to several promotions and has a background as a prosecutor that's gonna rile up the Bernouts, most like.
1 KarlMannheim 2019-01-03
Meh it's literally nothing.
Bernouts will be silenced by IDPOL.
1 IllustriousQuail 2019-01-03
That's soft-pedaling it. She was a seriously awful, over-reaching DA with zero respect for constitutional rights -- basically the sort of prosecutor that only a hardline Republican could love.
But then again, constitutional rights seem to be out of favor with progressives right now, so I can't imagine many primary voters giving a damn, especially given that Harris checks so many identity boxes.
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2019-01-03
Imagine unironically Fucking Harris
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2019-01-03
Harris is out and out insane. She wouldn’t swing any of the battle ground states.
1 cochnbahls 2019-01-03
Except obama lived in grizzled chicago and had an idea how to appeal to Middle America, Kamala is in SoCal and wouldn't feel comfortable in Wiscy or Michigan without a full body radioactive suit.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-03
You really think DNC leadership cares all that much about appealing to Middle America after running Hillary in 2016? That clearly doesn't factor into party strategy anymore. They want to be the party of the intelligentsia on their crusade to save the urban poors from themselves.
1 cochnbahls 2019-01-03
They are going to have to find elecyoral votes somewhere, and it sure as hell isn't going to be the south.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-03
I'm sure like in the last election a few southwestern states are going to take weeks to turn over the final results and coincidentally all of them will swing 5+ points towards Democrats compared to election night.
1 cochnbahls 2019-01-03
Ahhh, the battle for wall funding makes sense now. Thank you.
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-03
Ain't that the truth.
>"we want someone new with new ideas"
>>"Ok, how about hilldawg?"
>"no"
>>"Hilldawg it is"
>"bitch, did I stutter?"
>>"Look, its her turn and you have to vote for her, because the R's are running a literal retard"
>"guess again, fucko"
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-01-03
I don't think it's possible. If the democrats actually run a white guy he's going to get accused of rape throughout the campaign. Sure, Trump has been too, but Republicans don't take women seriously so it doesn't matter.
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2019-01-03
I take women seriously. It’s a serious amount of effort to ignore their wants and needs.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Metoo is going to last two more years? Fuck me.
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-01-03
None of this is ever going to end until all of it does. The 2016 bus doesn't stop until we reach the our destination: radical Islam.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Does this bus pass through Mayocide or do I have to take a connection?
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-01-03
I've always assumed that when the mayocide comes it will occur on public transportation. White people know this, that's why they always look like scared animals and stay dead silent on the subway while minorities express their culture.
TL;DR- the mayocide happens on the bus
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Mind blown.
1 Badroc 2019-01-03
Inshallah
1 SorryNotSorry1337 2019-01-03
What are you even talking about?
1 DoctorFahrenheit 2019-01-03
Go back to SRD
1 TrailerParkBride 2019-01-03
Plus he's a spud sucking mick. The last time we put a Fenian in office we got the Cuban Missile Crisis.
1 Hepu 2019-01-03
"Veto Beto" is gonna be a big thing, calling it now.
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-03
Too lame. Or maybe just lame enough hmmmm
1 foofoononishoe 2019-01-03
Gonna be Biden or Harris
1 captainpriapism 2019-01-03
lol imagine running that guy and being like "yeah were totally gonna win hes not boring at all"
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-03
Imagine believing Mexica was gonna pay for the wall
1 captainpriapism 2019-01-03
they will though through confiscations and taxes on imports
do you know what asset forfeiture is and how much goes across their border both ways
hint: its enough
1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-03
Lol you should let Daddy know that's the plan because he's already pivoted to saying the wall is already built. You're gonna be celebrating having Obama's border in a month.
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-03
Imagine believing this.
1 captainpriapism 2019-01-03
you know they already do this to american citizens right, like its a pretty big point of contention that cops can effectively just rob you if they suspect you of anything criminal at all
they definitely wont just steal all the money illegals try to send back to mexico tho nosiree
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-03
Imagine believing this is actually the same as Mexico paying for the wall.
1 captainpriapism 2019-01-03
would it be better if i said reimburse
fyi this was literally the plan all along, only politics posters thought trump meant mexico was going to cut him a check lmao
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-03
Imagine believing this was the plan all along
1 captainpriapism 2019-01-03
no no no trump literally said mexico was going to make a big novelty check to present to him!
this is what stupid people trick themselves into believing lmao
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-03
Imagine steel slats
1 captainpriapism 2019-01-03
are you trying to mock the wall you denied would ever happen by saying its not as thick as you thought itd be
because thats what it kinda sounds like
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-03
Imagine believing in a guy who told you he would build a 20 foot high concrete wall across the entire southern boarder and make Mexico pay for it. Then imagine said guy does the following: he says "well maybe not the whole boarder, just a small part of it" Then "well maybe not concrete, but steel slats" Then "Mexico will technically pay for it over time via made up regulatory bullshit, but actually the US will pay upfront for it's construction" Then "I know I said it would be 25 billion, but even though I controlled all three branches of government, I still couldn't make that happen, so I'm trying to settle for 5".
Imagine still defending that guy. The DDF are incredible.
1 captainpriapism 2019-01-03
remember when you guys were all smug saying the wall would never happen and mexico could just refuse to pay anyway lol
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-03
Imagine still believing the wall is going to happen.
1 captainpriapism 2019-01-03
of course it is
and then after its built hispanics will go crazy because of the cartels and therell eventually be an outright ban on entering the US from the south forever
and theyll have guys in towers taking pot shots like israel lol
gonna be great
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Daddy drama is easy mode, insulting people's wives and melting down over not building 1/6th of a room. It takes no effort. I might need an economics degree to handle Warren drama.
1 KarlMannheim 2019-01-03
TFW I will never BTFO anyone as brutally as daddy BTFOs Pocahontacel.
1 DistortedLines 2019-01-03
I can't believe this is even real lol
1 Greatmambojambo 2019-01-03
I mean... it’s what he does
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-01-03
Who the fuck is Lord Sugar lmao
1 Greatmambojambo 2019-01-03
Host of the British version of The Apprentice
1 UnnamedNamesake 2019-01-03
How will Fauxcahontas ever recover?
1 Pol_Pots_Crockpot 2019-01-03
People in the future will ask why we re-elected trump but they really don’t know how funny he was on twitter
1 Not_Selling_Eth 2019-01-03
This is why people say conservatives have no sense of humor.
1 rileykard 2019-01-03
Everyone has a sense of humor.
1 Not_Selling_Eth 2019-01-03
Now that's funny.
1 EU_President 2019-01-03
He is a meme president
1 XakeMarte 2019-01-03
t. Juncker
1 tHeSiD 2019-01-03
I was expecting some retarded rant again but god damn this is funny! I literally chuckled
1 allwordsaredust 2019-01-03
I hate the fact that I kinda laughed too. Maybe I've become retarded in 2019.
1 TraumaAlwaysLingers 2019-01-03
No it’s pretty funny tbh
1 Quietus42 2019-01-03
I like Warren and I still chuckled.
Then I remembered that this was a tweet by the President of the United States. r/funnyandsad.
1 captainpriapism 2019-01-03
stop letting society shame you into not thinking things are funny who gives a fuck what anyone else thinks
1 allwordsaredust 2019-01-03
It's not about society lol. If I gave a fuck about that I'd never post in this shitfest of a sub.
1 Kill_All_Bots_ 2019-01-03
We're all retarded now.
1 ___Moufasa___ 2019-01-03
1 allwordsaredust 2019-01-03
Very possible. I mean, a am an /r/drama user.
But at least I'm self aware, right?1 SpinachGrill 2019-01-03
Me too. Oh no
1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-03
I bet two shekels he stole this from some guy on the internet. Probably with a pepe profile pic. Or maybe his intern did.
1 diggity_md 2019-01-03
Trump is somehow able to bring everyone who engages with him, even college professors, down to his retarded shit flinging level. I don't understand it. Why the fuck would you ever eat the bait and take that DNA test? What do you hope to prove, that Trump lied about something? 😴😴😴
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-01-03
She had to take the DNA test. You act as if Pocahontas/Fauxahauntas is a new insult about Warren. Then she opened her mouth stating how a DNA test wouldn't take away part of her identity that she grew up with due to family stories, it was really over for her. She had to put up or shut up or risk getting ridiculed for the rest of her career.
1 LCDBill 2019-01-03
Yes, she's not being ridiculed now so it's going great
1 sadderreborn 2019-01-03
She should have included 1/1024th Jew in there too. Then shed be untouchable
1 foofoononishoe 2019-01-03
Can you imagine if she had campaigned on being the first Indian (the other kind) president as well? Nobody would be able to stop her in the debates.
1 sadderreborn 2019-01-03
An unstoppable force against an unnmovable wall: dons fat ass
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-01-03
She deserves ti be ridiculed for it along with her plagiarized cook book recipe.
1 amaxen 2019-01-03
I don't agree that she had to because of Trump. She had to because her own supporters pushed her to, because they collectively have TDS, and they needed more red meat to keep them sated.
1 Prysorra2 2019-01-03
Man, Trump literally made Warren face the reality her life and sense of self was founded on a lie. And no one fucking cares about her personal experience of this.
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-01-03
If she didn’t take the DNA test, Trump would accuse her of hiding that she lied about being Amerindian.
1 UmmahSultan 2019-01-03
Just like how everyone whined about how Trump wouldn't release his tax returns, so he buckled under the pressure and did what his opponents told him to do in order to destroy his campaign. No, wait, he didn't do that. It was Warren's choice to stoop to his level.
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-01-03
The difference is that Daddy has spent years carefully building a cult of personality for his own protection. Warren, on the other hand, has to rely on traditional partisan group think, which is less effective.
1 MetaFactoryFactory 2019-01-03
Most of Trump's success has been traditional partisan tribalism, TBH. That's the only reason the congressional GOP backs him, the only reason evangelicals voted for him, and the only reason wealthy people voted for him (gib me tax cuts).
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-01-03
No, Trump was better than the alternative.
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-03
He wasn't though. That's like saying it was a good idea to hire a literal retard to work for you because he makes you laugh and the alternative was competent but super annoying.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-03
Not to mention her former fanbase is all disillusioned after she wouldn't stump for Bernie during the primary.
Watching the biggest politician who made angry noises about the bankers after 2008 turn into Hillary 2.0 has been extremely funny.
1 Corporal-Hicks 2019-01-03
U 'avin a giggle m8?
1 cragfar 2019-01-03
Even better, he probably leaked one to Rachel Maddow that had him paying millions in taxes.
1 Doesnt_Draw_Anything 2019-01-03
No, he would have shown it if it wouldn't make him look bad
1 SWIMsfriend 2019-01-03
Trump is the rainman of reality television. He knew that despite it having a return address from Trump tower and despite the fact that there is no real way to spin the details of a tax return. Maddow would go full retard anyway. You would think she would see if it was slanderous enough before actually reporting on it
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2019-01-03
Lol, her taking a DNA test is somehow Trump’s fault. I bet she curses Trump when she stubs her toe as well.
1 THOT-AUDITOR 2019-01-03
My boy Samuel Clemens had a relevant quote about that:
Even if Trump would accuse her of lying about being an Indian she should've just ignored him instead of trying to play chess with the metaphorical pigeon.
1 glassFractals 2019-01-03
Totally, she had nothing to gain from this entire situation and lots of ways to look foolish. No idea how she took this bait.
1 Hemingwavy 2019-01-03
1 cuteman 2019-01-03
As if this class of people is superior beyond their NPR whisper voices in the real world.
They're just as petty if not more so than the general public and their insulated from new concepts in that their local culture is reinforced by similarly smug academics.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
God I live when we get a lolcow stampede.
Listen very carefully, educated people are better than people of walmart. Civil equality is our nation's greatest weakness.
1 sadderreborn 2019-01-03
Ah a fellow classist! Whats up my dude, technocracy when?
1 high_side 2019-01-03
> classcels thinking they're a meritocracy
😏
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
The only people who think our society is not a meritocracy are those without merit.
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-01-03
help I've fallen and I can't reach my bootstraps
1 OnePercentOfMonster 2019-01-03
just sell ur 32 inch TV and ps3 for extra cash, work 3 jobs, and go to night school u dummy
just min-max ur life like ur playing a video game
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
Then suffer, weakling.
1 retarded4bustin 2019-01-03
Enjoy your wageslavery.
1 gracchusBaby 2019-01-03
😂🤣😤😏👏🏻
Uhh if our society is a meritocracy, how do you explain the fact that so many of my friends are unemployed?
1 Dallenforth 2019-01-03
Don't hang out with losers?
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
You got me there. I can't explain why you have any friends, let alone many.
1 9SidedPolygon 2019-01-03
Clearly not since they keep losing elections to people of Walmart.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Your metric for quality of a person is whether their candidate won an election? Good lord democracy was a mistake.
1 9SidedPolygon 2019-01-03
My metric for quality is whether or not they are capable of succeeding at a task such as running for election, and they are not, making them inferior. QED.
1 shitpersonality 2019-01-03
You probably work for walmart
1 shamwu 2019-01-03
He doesn’t even work lol
1 jubbergun 2019-01-03
How do you know that? Is he a Chapo poster?
1 shamwu 2019-01-03
he's a drama poster you fucking mong
1 jubbergun 2019-01-03
Yeah, but most of us have jobs. Why do you think he doesn't have one?
1 shamwu 2019-01-03
good one lol
1 high_side 2019-01-03
/r/samplesize
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-01-03
they succeeded at electing a literal meme
1 9SidedPolygon 2019-01-03
Yes, that's called winning.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Cograts, you've won a dick up the ass!
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2019-01-03
this is what pure unadulterated cope looks like
1 cheers_grills 2019-01-03
Now you get it.
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-03
You spelled G.E.D wrong.
1 cuteman 2019-01-03
Which would you say is more productive? Gender studies or history of world of warcraft degree?
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Ugh, god. I hate gender studies but at least it'll get you laid and/or drama. Blizzard is by far the worst.
1 LighthouseToLunar 2019-01-03
So a Fortnite degree is the way to go
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Or Fallout '76 if you can't get into the Fortnite program.
1 escebar_ortez 2019-01-03
lol imagine being an actual soyfag that believes this
1 high_side 2019-01-03
^ doesn't know a bussy farm when he sees one.
1 escebar_ortez 2019-01-03
if you're gay then you're also retarded if you think a gender studies class is a good place to hunt for bussy. get yourself Title IXed back into your mothers womb
1 high_side 2019-01-03
^^^ thinks you have to be gay to like bussy
1 Micolashboi 2019-01-03
and promptly accused of rape
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Only if you're a manlet she regrets having in her.
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2019-01-03
Unironically WoW
1 COPE_COPE_COPE 2019-01-03
Are you saying that I am stupid for shopping at the store with the lowest prices?
1 GeauxHouston22 2019-01-03
idk if he is, but I am
anyone who willing steps foot in a walmart needs to keep themselves safe
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Not strictly because they're cheap, but yes, for a combination of reasons including shit quality, unnecessary purchases, propping up chinese imports, destroying small business, and being okay with surrounding yourself with that.
1 NoSeriousPosting 2019-01-03
this is what chapo posters actually think
1 high_side 2019-01-03
At first I thought you were a re-re then I saw you are a novelty.
1 NoSeriousPosting 2019-01-03
completely unironic, commie
1 high_side 2019-01-03
So the majority of walmart products are made in America and their presence has little impact on competitors?
Now who doesn't understand economics, boomer?
1 NoSeriousPosting 2019-01-03
why do you hate free trade, commie?
1 high_side 2019-01-03
So Walmart does, in fact, prop up Chinese imports? Thanks 😂
1 NoSeriousPosting 2019-01-03
i agree comrade, only pre-approved countries should be bought from. the free exchange of goods is evil and must be stopped
1 Prysorra2 2019-01-03
And Trumpkins. Worse, they're both right and still fucking hate each other.
1 oscarmad 2019-01-03
Using price as your only factor is pretty fucking dumb, yeah.
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1 telandrias 2019-01-03
But who cares? We all know walmart is staffed by the "educated upper class"
1 high_side 2019-01-03
There's simply no middle ground!
1 telandrias 2019-01-03
Says the guy who was fellating educated people like college makes you educated enough to be forces into debt and support communism. At least farmers, being the mortal enemies of communists, actually produce food that the commies eat. At least till they kill the farmers and starve.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Where is this pasta from, it's amazing.
1 telandrias 2019-01-03
Its reality
1 high_side 2019-01-03
I have so many questions for you, seriousposter who seems stuck in 1955.
1 telandrias 2019-01-03
Somehow chapotraphouse was made after 1955.
Either you get a degree, realize its worthless and do whatever anyway. Or you buy into the scam and decide to be to be a professor or adjunct yourself. Or you somehow become successful anyway until you're eventually fired for saying the nword on a conference call.
But look at venezula, government stole all the farms because communism and now people are forced to play runescape for food, a fate worse than living.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Gripping fear of communism is more of a 1955 sentiment though.
What's it like being so retarded that you've never heard of a scientist, engineer, medical professional, or MBA?
So farmers are mortal enemies of communists? Are you a dumbfuck teen or a lost boomer?
1 Googlaloo 2019-01-03
Medical/engineering/useful science degrees are a small minority among all those granted, and even then they are still filled with retards who live in complete isolation of the outside world. Source: currently getting a phd
1 high_side 2019-01-03
If you were a phd in a useful field you'd know anecdotal evidence is about as useful as a postdoc.
1 telandrias 2019-01-03
Something you despise farmers for having
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Tell me more about myself.
1 telandrias 2019-01-03
1 high_side 2019-01-03
I'm hulu man, rest is true.
1 telandrias 2019-01-03
Let me tell you sickboi... you are the worst sickest subredditer ever.
1 telandrias 2019-01-03
Afraid of commies lol
Bootlickers buying into communist social cred scams
Well why are they stealing their farms then? Because they like farmers?
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Please tell me you can't be this fucking stupid. If you wash your car and it rains, does washing your car cause rain???
1 telandrias 2019-01-03
Oh yes I am that fucking stupid. Almost as dumb as venezula nationalizing their farms and starving. Whats important is seeming not like a bitch on reddit.
1 bartisyou2 2019-01-03
Are you American?
1 high_side 2019-01-03
I'm in a couple relationships, sorry.
1 bartisyou2 2019-01-03
I mean because you chose to write 'walmart'. Are you American?
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Yes, how do people write it? Wal-Mart? Wal*Mart? I never really gave it much thought.
1 bartisyou2 2019-01-03
Not the spelling, the actual word versus a different business. For example, I live right close to Safeway. So if I was talking grocers I wouldn't choose to say Walmart. But lots of Americans would use Walmart because they're trying to be all "international" and type a business that's as well-known as McDonalds
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Huh. Yeah I was specifically talking about walmart. Target and Fred Meyer are kind of walmart lite, of course. But I wasn't talking grocers or retailers but rather those companies, of which walmart is the worst.
1 bartisyou2 2019-01-03
Well, you're trying to paint a picture of what educated people look like and what Walmart goers look like, but you're not saying a lot of specific details
1 captainpriapism 2019-01-03
lol being a professor doesnt make you smart or even educated, especially in america
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Oral Roberts and Prager U notwithstanding, it at least means you're educated.
1 captainpriapism 2019-01-03
nah it just means theyre sufficiently faggy or jewish or communist or black
theres tons of completely uneducated useless professors that legitimately dont know anything and teach classes with no purpose
theyre also the ones radicalizing dumb students
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Lol, you mad about working in a gas station I see. You'd think it'd give you time to come up with sources.
1 retarded4bustin 2019-01-03
I like this implication that people with college degrees aren't working shit jobs while constantly bitching about it.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Come back when you understand implication. College professors having valid credentials does not in any way imply that all college graduates are successful. You really, really stupid to think that was implied. Like really goddamn dumb.
1 retarded4bustin 2019-01-03
You're going into maximum sperg all over this thread because people are making fun of college profs and graduates m8. What are you a broke TA trying to cope his life's mistakes? Get btfo.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Nah bro, just getting a lot of messages from the lolcows. Pizza, sake, and drama on my doorstep, is very nice of you tards to come in here and reee about how college was to expensive or hard.
People aren't "making fun" of people with education, they're seriously bent about it. It's hilarious and I don't want it to stop.
1 retarded4bustin 2019-01-03
Lol ok buddy. Even captainautism took a dump on you. Just sad...
1 high_side 2019-01-03
K
1 captainpriapism 2019-01-03
omg source???? i need a source for that
its just a statement take it or leave it but im right regardless lol
1 high_side 2019-01-03
This is by far the dumbest thing I have ever read. Like dumber than "education is a jewish communist conspiracy". 😂
1 captainpriapism 2019-01-03
thats a terrible interpretation of what was written but i suspect youre just dishonest rather than dumb
and education is good but not when jews are the teachers, hence american iq and their obsession with unimportant bullshit like the holocaust
1 GIGGA_SAND_NIGGA 2019-01-03
This is like saying communists are better than nazis
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Community college is the path of light?
1 OreoRaguSmoothie 2019-01-03
Academics are the biggest cocksuckers and extreme retards outside of their fields.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
> learns about life from cbs sitcoms
You okay man? You seem mad. Are you poor or short?
1 OreoRaguSmoothie 2019-01-03
Poor. But at least I don't think there is some kind of meritocracy working in Academia. It's all cocksucking and nepotism. 😂😂😂
1 high_side 2019-01-03
Business and politics, on the other hand... True meritocracy.
1 OreoRaguSmoothie 2019-01-03
u talking to imaginary people again bud? forget your schiz meds?
1 MelonScore 2019-01-03
lol at thinking that the leftist retards that comprise most of the liberal education racket aren't just that.
1 diggity_md 2019-01-03
Okay Ben Shapiro, put away the Fleshlight of FACTS and REASON for a second, please
1 seshfan2 2019-01-03
9/10 times people who complain about "muh college professors" are people who flunked out because they didn't show up to class and got pissy the professor didn't pass them anyway
1 high_side 2019-01-03
They only failed because the colleges let in unqualified minorities who set the curve too low.
1 seshfan2 2019-01-03
Eh it's pretty rare for classes to be curved. If you straight up aren't a drooling retard and turn in your work on time you'll get a good grade.
Some STEM classes are curved but someone crying about "muh leftists marxist professors" probably isn't smart enough to take those.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
I only know stem. Everything else is daycare.
1 Micolashboi 2019-01-03
Stem is plebeian.
Patricians receive a classical education.
1 gracchusBaby 2019-01-03
This isn't really a great defence of the integrity of our institutions
1 TheLordHighExecu 2019-01-03
Setting the curve low makes it easier to pass, my good Opioid-American
1 high_side 2019-01-03
thatsthejoke.xcf
1 Dildokin 2019-01-03
And they're retarded, just suck the teachers dick and get a good grade with minimal effort. I loved refugees and trans kids, and wanted to ban newspapers to save the environment in my teachers mind last semester.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
😂
1 imajustgo 2019-01-03
You call your daddy by his last name?
1 PM_THAT_DICK_BITCH 2019-01-03
Its called talent sweaty look it up sometime xoxo
1 Barton_Foley 2019-01-03
And now her candidacy dies in a flaming house fire of identity politics.
1 charcharmunro 2019-01-03
Goddamn Bernie better run because he's one of the few who seems like he can actually deal with Trump being Trump.
1 Ace4929 2019-01-03
Even after she did take the test why the hell would you release that unless you were absolutely positively sure you were right?
1 Not_Selling_Eth 2019-01-03
Are you that retarded? She owned him by taking the test. There's video evidence of him promising to donate a million dollars to charity because of it. And he hasn't.
The dude fucked himself like usual. Crazy you koolaid drinkers think he won this Pocahontas shit.
1 diggity_md 2019-01-03
Oh. Okay, cool.
1 WandofMagicMissile 2019-01-03
I think when you engage with Trump you cant tell what's bait. It's scary anyone can be a victim
1 grungebot5000 2019-01-03
ha that’s actually pretty good
i wonder if they’ll find the kid who made it
1 froibo 2019-01-03
Do we really need to find out?
1 PM_ME_YA_TATTAS 2019-01-03
This is surprisingly good for trump
1 1029384756-mk2 2019-01-03
ok this is actually pretty funny
1 funkeepickle18 2019-01-03
Election season daddy is so much better at shitposting than governing daddy.
1 funkeepickle18 2019-01-03
I never thought I'd say this, but I miss the presidential debates. God I hope Romney launches a primary challenge to Trump.
1 CaesarCzechReborn 2019-01-03
Look at the comments usually its full of left but this time left and right are shouting at each other. Daddy broke throught fucking sanity defences of the left.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
I only see lowercase tbqhf.
1 GunOfSod 2019-01-03
It's beautiful.
1 CaesarCzechReborn 2019-01-03
The beauty of shitstorm can only be witnessed in its eye.
1 madaramen 2019-01-03
Truly NPC behavior
1 Metatron58 2019-01-03
ehhh, I'd switch the last two around. Nothing says I can't think for myself more than being super hardcore leftist.
We already know people deep in the right can't think at all.
1 jaredschaffer27 2019-01-03
The President of the United States posted a meme mocking the racial self-identification of a batshit boomer White woman. This shit is awesome.
1 sadderreborn 2019-01-03
And we thought the absolute rule of the Russian Czars or the eternal prussian autocrat were good for drama
Imagine if those men had access to twitter
1 Es_ist_Obst_im_Haus 2019-01-03
"Third Rome" lol
1 Kellere31 2019-01-03
I can already imagine Bismark owning the Working Class epic Benjamin Shapiroberg style.
1 sadderreborn 2019-01-03
Statesmenship to own the Bavarian G*rmans into Prussias Empire
1 EasySchmitty 2019-01-03
“Despite the burden of proof being on me for making the claim, I’m not going to back up my statement.”
Resistance twitter sometimes makes the fenthead MAGAcels look like geniuses. Horseshoe strikes again.
1 ImJustaBagofHammers 2019-01-03
The DDF is right about the Resistance. They just don’t realize the Resistance is also right about them.
1 Strictlybutters 2019-01-03
Resistance Twitter almost makes boomer Facebook meme groups look hip by comparison.
1 blyatman12345 2019-01-03
I fucking came
1 LighthouseToLunar 2019-01-03
Frat boys are typically too busy getting laid and partying to autistically post memes all day, kind of a weird inclusion
1 mfj1988 2019-01-03
US really elected a man to be their president because he's good at shitposting.
1 Strictlybutters 2019-01-03
https://i.imgur.com/jhNeNbF.jpg
1 mfj1988 2019-01-03
If this was real maybe people would vote for her.
1 FrigOffCyrus 2019-01-03
https://i.imgur.com/WHOaLrZ.jpg
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-03
governments closed.
1 Kill_All_Bots_ 2019-01-03
tbf, he's bigly good at it.
1 King_of_Connaught 2019-01-03
https://youtu.be/r8Y-P0v2Hh0
1 eddieandbill 2019-01-03
Still not as funny as Fat Donnie's perp waddle will be.
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
Interesting. In this fantasy of yours, what's his crime?
1 eddieandbill 2019-01-03
Take your pick, you TrumpGuzzler.
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
I'd prefer to hear your wild delusions.
1 eddieandbill 2019-01-03
Why is that necessary? Does everyone have the day off at T_D?
Face it; you're not very good at this.
1 eddieandbill 2019-01-03
Interesting. In that fantasy of yours, does he insert it into you anally or orally? I suppose you really wouldn't be able to really tell, would you?
1 nanonan 2019-01-03
He has a Very Stable Mushroom thank you very much.
1 eddieandbill 2019-01-03
I will defer to your apparent expertise in micromycology.
1 trycksy 2019-01-03
I like the bumper sticker that said
ANY FUNCTIONING ADULT
1 GARBAGE_MACHINE 2019-01-03
Nice one, Aunt Susan.
1 EarnestNoMeta 2019-01-03
1 Bigbewmistaken 2019-01-03
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2019-01-03
I love how fucking salty all the responses are. These people who hate him have him on push notifications so they can be the first to respond, it’s fucking hilarious.
1 MelonScore 2019-01-03
And you just know that the reason that /r/drama 's moderators aren't reeeeeeeeing in this thread yet is because they're among those people.
/u/comedicasans did you get some good zingers in on daddy's sonny?
1 ComedicSans 2019-01-03
Haven't looked at this thread, but thanks for recognizing the hustle.
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-01-03
I was more interesting in seeing ed sperg the fuck out.
1 MelonScore 2019-01-03
The thing is, we know he's sperging out whether we see it or not. Just take comfort in that.
1 high_side 2019-01-03
😴😴😴
1 captainpriapism 2019-01-03
its always the same handful of people on every tweet too how do they even do it and why
1 EU_President 2019-01-03
~25% of all Twitter traffic are bots. I'm pretty sure the percentage is even higher under Trump tweets
1 shaneoffline 2019-01-03
Holy shit lmao
1 liamemsa 2019-01-03
The funny part is I'll be $100 he didn't come up with this joke. He's not that clever.
1 Prison__Mike_ 2019-01-03
https://old.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/abmkqh/warrens_2020_campaign/
1 LordAndSaviorHaskell 2019-01-03
It literally has a watermark on it.
1 liamemsa 2019-01-03
Oh my god, it even has a watermark.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-01-03
It was over for Bateman-cels.
1 cnac1 2019-01-03
It's been around since the week Pocahontas took the DNA test.
1 Sea_Safe 2019-01-03
I am going to miss this man once we no longer have him
1 theMagatron 2019-01-03
Inshallah brother you will not miss him until 2024
1 sea_lecture 2019-01-03
This is the funniest timeline
1 calciu 2019-01-03
This years start is amazing!
1 Futhermucker 2019-01-03
unironically hilarious
1 parduscat 2019-01-03
It's funny, but no actually cares about the native blood thing.
1 Burnnoticelover 2019-01-03
Aww yiss
1 Warbring3r 2019-01-03
It’s over for Lizlets
1 MightiestEwok 2019-01-03
This one was bretty gud
1 PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2019-01-03
Jesus fucking christ.
1 froibo 2019-01-03
Dank af
1 PeeledGrape72 2019-01-03
ELI5??
1 massive_fckwit 2019-01-03
elizabeth warren claims american indian heritage.
trump mocks her because she looks 100% mayo, calls her pocahontus.
trump dares her to get a dna test, says he'll donate $1 million to a charity of her choice
warren gets the test done, and it says she's between 1/512 to 1/1024 american indian
lefties all (somehow) declare this a victory for warren. get angry at trump for (obviously) not donating the $1 million.
trump and most sane people enjoy warren making a fool of herself
1 A7_AUDUBON 2019-01-03
go back to reddit
1 OreoRaguSmoothie 2019-01-03
Make Trump mod.
Amazing Shitposter ✅
Gets mad easily ✅
Huge lolcow ✅
Easily confused ♿
1 high_side 2019-01-03
He doesn't have the attention span. Mods spend their life here, trump couldn't even do a full ama.
1 EU_President 2019-01-03
Needs more gay
1 Nobody_Likes_Shy_Guy 2019-01-03
Holy fucking shit
1 mrubuto22 2019-01-03
Ok that's actually really funy
1 Russianagent1234 2019-01-03
This fucking guy lmao.
1 Psyman2 2019-01-03
UPVOTE ALL LOLCOWS IN ANY THREAD YOU COME ACROSS
This is prime shitflinging material no matter the sub.
1 Benmjt 2019-01-03
Charlie Brooker really was a fucking genius with The Waldo Moment
1 coconut-daddy 2019-01-03
Daddy is the ultimate shitposter
1 Wild_Hunt 2019-01-03
This is actually quite funny
1 retarded4bustin 2019-01-03
Twitter let a man shit post his way into the Presidency.
1 rnjbond 2019-01-03
I hate that he's so good at this.
1 DoitfortheHoff 2019-01-03
He's not though
1 KineadV 2019-01-03
When they ban all your other subreddit shitholes so you infest R/drama
1 Bigbewmistaken 2019-01-03
Cool
1 MonPetitCoeur 2019-01-03
There's no way she is going to win. I don't even get why she is running. He basically made sure of her loss before her even deciding to run. The drama is going to be great though.
1 20171245 2019-01-03
Trump is spawn camping
1 high_side 2019-01-03
With the same tired shtick? Meh.
1 20171245 2019-01-03
Gotta get that karma so I can sell my account to some Malaysian bot farmers.
1 Not_Selling_Eth 2019-01-03
He and his cult are the only ones that give a shit about her ancestry.
1 ElectricPotato911 2019-01-03
wow people are triggered that pocahontis is 1/1024 native american lol
1 Bigbewmistaken 2019-01-03
A second term will definitely bring a great boom to drama coin. Hamdullah brothers.
1 Kill_All_Bots_ 2019-01-03
His memes are too powerful. It's over for Warrencels.
1 TruthPains 2019-01-03
That is actually hilarious.
1 tron_funkin_blow 2019-01-03
Its a pretty good burn.
1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-01-03
Why are all the replies to his tweet boomer tier memes?
1 eddieandbill 2019-01-03
Does Fat Donnie still hear First Lady Zsa Zsa murmuring. "...oh...Beto...oh...oh...Beto...Betooooo!!!" from the next room at night?
1 WandofMagicMissile 2019-01-03
This is great wow I love daddy again
1 Pepperglue 2019-01-03
Meme magic is real.