How can you be so fucking rich all your life and still look like shit most of the time. Like you have money to dress well, get good hair cuts, pay people to decide those things for you if you suck at it, like god damn.
Imagine getting a giant ass Miami Vice cellphone in 1989, but it’s surgically attached to your head. So thirty years later you have to be like “No I just still think these are dope” when people laugh at you.
That’s Donald Trump’s hair. He is still wearing 1980’s transplant technology, and there’s nothing he can do about it.
But it's not just the hair. Like I'm a haircel and embraced that shit, but one particular man I have a huge amount of respect for is rocking an indefensible comb over but you know fuck it he's intellignet and accomplished and carries it off aswell as you possibly can. But the rest of daddies image choices like god damn.
It’s hilarious. Fucking guy has gold-plated appliances in his New York apartment like some Middle-Eastern despot.
I stayed at his golf resort in Miami one time, and the guest rooms are tricked out Saddam Hussein style, too. The headboard on the bed was white padded with gold painted wood in 2018.
Boomers gonna boomer. My dad’s style peaked about the same time, and by god if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. I was rocking the original NES when it dropped, so I ain’t mad.
Hes a fucking slob, but he was friends with a few tabloid moguls who tried to promote him as a sex symbol in a similar way to what was done with Kissinger. Even back then though it was always a tacky fucking joke.
Hes not the savvy kind of rich, hes the blundering idiot kind of rich that tantrums when not surrounded by yes-men. No ethical stylist or designer would be able to get near him
Good afternoon how are you doing today what are you doing this weekend my phone number is +16316440234 please you like text me yes or no I don’t have girlfriend long time I don’t have sex long time my address is 9625 Main Bayview Rd, Southold NEW YORK 11971 apt 1 my birthday is November 27 1984 I am 34 old male I am single please you write me back soon or please you like text me yes or no
42 comments
1 ComedicSans 2019-01-11
Lol.
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-01-11
Sad!
1 RichEvansSextape 2019-01-11
Those supple, tender knees are harassing... my heart
1 [deleted] 2019-01-11
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1 ComedicSans 2019-01-11
His body says yes but his eyes say "the last three Russian women to say no are under the concrete foundations of a failed Atlantic City casino".
1 askexplainlikeim5 2019-01-11
It's over for kneelets.
1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-11
That was worse than I thought it would be. They even singled out a certain user.
Snapshots:
I am a bot. (Info / Contact)
1 Redactor0 2019-01-11
I do some... presidential harassment. 😏😉
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-01-11
Call my mom to ask if she's okay and find out what's going on
1 OnlyRacistOnReddit 2019-01-11
You're mom is about to be a millionaire.
1 FlyingSxSnek 2019-01-11
I did then I went over. All she kept saying was "oh god, oh god, oh god!" and then fell asleep with a smile on her face. I hope she's okay too
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-01-11
TIL my mom is a 9 year old?
1 imajustgo 2019-01-11
No daddy mm please no not again hweeee 😖😩
1 somegurk 2019-01-11
How can you be so fucking rich all your life and still look like shit most of the time. Like you have money to dress well, get good hair cuts, pay people to decide those things for you if you suck at it, like god damn.
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-01-11
Imagine getting a giant ass Miami Vice cellphone in 1989, but it’s surgically attached to your head. So thirty years later you have to be like “No I just still think these are dope” when people laugh at you.
That’s Donald Trump’s hair. He is still wearing 1980’s transplant technology, and there’s nothing he can do about it.
1 somegurk 2019-01-11
But it's not just the hair. Like I'm a haircel and embraced that shit, but one particular man I have a huge amount of respect for is rocking an indefensible comb over but you know fuck it he's intellignet and accomplished and carries it off aswell as you possibly can. But the rest of daddies image choices like god damn.
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-01-11
Yeah he’s had 1970’s rich guy taste for 40 years.
It’s hilarious. Fucking guy has gold-plated appliances in his New York apartment like some Middle-Eastern despot.
I stayed at his golf resort in Miami one time, and the guest rooms are tricked out Saddam Hussein style, too. The headboard on the bed was white padded with gold painted wood in 2018.
1 ArlenBilldozer 2019-01-11
That's some A1 space pimpin' shit.
1 Squire_Sebas_Senator 2019-01-11
Boomers gonna boomer. My dad’s style peaked about the same time, and by god if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. I was rocking the original NES when it dropped, so I ain’t mad.
1 Matthew94 2019-01-11
Make like jam.
1 ComedicSans 2019-01-11
He's like Mark Davis (owner of the Oakland Raiders), who travels 400 miles to get this fucking abomination.
1 elksandturkeys 2019-01-11
Holy fucking shit.
1 JustLions 2019-01-11
Holy shit I am dying. A committee of Downies that really believe in themselves couldn't come up with something goofier.
1 lostvoicescallingout 2019-01-11
added to my list of soundcloud rapper flex ideas
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2019-01-11
Hes a fucking slob, but he was friends with a few tabloid moguls who tried to promote him as a sex symbol in a similar way to what was done with Kissinger. Even back then though it was always a tacky fucking joke.
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-01-11
https://www.wykop.pl/cdn/c3201142/comment_7pPoHdJ5egL4riNOKRmm5Q4vin71FctK.jpg
1 LadyVetinari 2019-01-11
Hes not the savvy kind of rich, hes the blundering idiot kind of rich that tantrums when not surrounded by yes-men. No ethical stylist or designer would be able to get near him
1 Squire_Sebas_Senator 2019-01-11
This is about ethics in cosmotology
1 WholesomeDrama 2019-01-11
I'd happily be ❤️️Daddy's❤️️ little slat 😏
1 funkeepickle18 2019-01-11
Only if you're daughter's tagging along.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-01-11
Should have just cross posted this exact post from t_d. Smdh at the alt right/Russian bots over running this place.
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-01-11
shit I’ve been compromised. dasvidaniya comrades
1 Kat_B0T 2019-01-11
I just noticed you shop at the same place as ed, I like the cut of your jib.
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-01-11
thanks for clicking link Americanski
we have all your information now
1 opi 2019-01-11
"Oh fuck, how I get into America? I should stop drinking on empty stomach. I need to buy a gun."
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-01-11
He looks like Lord Farquaad.
Nice.
1 RichEvansSextape 2019-01-11
So did he dye his hair, or is this some lightening thing that happens to hair as some people age?
1 KarlMannheim 2019-01-11
Kill myself.
1 Birthing_a_Turd 2019-01-11
He's not being honest w his recent pics :(
1 mcslibbin 2019-01-11
I finally finish
1 CPT_Clarnence 2019-01-11
Good afternoon how are you doing today what are you doing this weekend my phone number is +16316440234 please you like text me yes or no I don’t have girlfriend long time I don’t have sex long time my address is 9625 Main Bayview Rd, Southold NEW YORK 11971 apt 1 my birthday is November 27 1984 I am 34 old male I am single please you write me back soon or please you like text me yes or no
1 StandupJetskier 2019-01-11
Proof you can be both President AND a Loser.