At this point, my philosophy is that if Connor wants to feel the full brunt of all 200+ pounds of me because he won’t stay on the correct side of the sidewalk, so be it
God 😂 I say Rebecca and John. My mom doesnt appreciate me yelling “MOVE REBECCA” when a slow white lady is crossing the street
Feel bad for her mom. Where are you going in such a hurry that waiting for an old lady to finish crossing is some kind of terrible burden?
Most of this shit is straight LARP though. Lots of it coming from lying in bed awake thinking about some brief moment of rudeness experienced during the day and imagining what they totally should have done.
Then you have great productive citizens like this one.
Literally. I had warned that wench once. Was. Not. Bout. To. Do. It. A. Second. Time.
I plucked her upside her head. She got in my face and I slapped her past and future.
This reads like if you asked a klansman to write an offensive portrayal of a black woman. A woman gets on the train with wet hair, and apparently being touched with wet hair is a justification for violence. Then she'll sit around wondering why the whole "angry black woman" stereotype is so pervasive.
Imagine being such a failed person that you chimp out on some random white lady for existing near you on the train and then brag about being a complete psycho and then whine about not being allowed on the train anymore
There's quite a few of that in the comments. I wonder how they would react to someone using something line "Shaniqua" as a name for every black lady they meet?
Pretty sure black people make up ridiculous names because I they want their own identity, and not being stuck with the original names their slave owners gave them. Which unfortunately they still carry with their surnames. All those Johnson's and Crawford's.
Why are fat women loud? I don't know of many skinny women that scream as their basic mode of speech. The fat lady in our office can be heard laughing obnoxiously from the other side of the building.
"off the sidewalk" means most likely on the right half of the sidewalk you are supposed to walk but you are so special that you walk on the left half.
Seriously i only see women walking on the wrong half and making faces when you don't make space for them
I'm large cities like NYC this will happen in some areas. Thing is, I have never ever bumped someone on purpose because I'm a normal human being who just moves a but if I'm gonna hit someone, and I find most people are actually polite in this regard to.
I sure as shit hope I never encounter any of the crazies from that sub holy shit. If people are moving, it's because they are polite, not because of some dumbass stand you are trying to make.
Black people, especially in lower class neighborhoods, have a weird thing with bumping, like its some kind of great offense instead of minor pointlessness error. Its by all means really fucking stupid. Here is a video that explains it better.
This is supposed to be satire, but it is actually very accurate. Although it has to be said that it is also white trash who seem to have some kind of bizarre "accidentally bumping into somebody" complex.
I used to unconsciously move out of the way because I really don’t like being touched but it really is demeaning to have to step into the street or onto grass for people
This happens to literally everyone because city people are assholes and will walk 4 abreast down the sidewalk without a care in the world for anyone else.
If every day is such a struggle in a "white space" they literally block random people on the sidewalk you'd think they'd try to move to a black neighborhood or country or something. Then they wouldn't have anything to complain about.
"This is something I’ve been working on too! I tend to look down while walking out of habit because it deters cat calling in my experience but I’ve been trying to break that."
It's just layer upon layer of imaginary persecution with these people, isn't it?
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1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-01-12
BBW sitting is an unexplored mayocide method.
1 El_Guero_Alto 2019-01-12
BRAPSAGAINSTMAYOS
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-12
https://i.imgur.com/EXdrKCY.gifv
1 RedGT2033 2019-01-12
Did they even have to say they were obese? Doesn't it go with the territory?
1 Gil-Gandel 2019-01-12
Talking about 200+ pounds as if it was remarkable. Low-effort obesity.
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-12
don't shame her for being big and beautiful
1 SwordfshII 2019-01-12
Blocks the sidewalk just being on it
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2019-01-12
That's why I carry a poke flute.
1 The_Long_Connor 2019-01-12
I feel personally attacked
1 Dramaste 2019-01-12
What if both people stepped aside for one another?
1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-01-12
And take a large womans chance to show a man his place? Stop being reasonable and understand the needs of those women
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-01-12
In that case true equality will have been achieved
1 tHeSiD 2019-01-12
How you gonna step to the other side when she's as wide as the sidewalk?
1 FineLow 2019-01-12
Fuck you radical.
1 dramasexual 2019-01-12
Imagine not barrelling full-chested into men on the sidewalk because you think they're walking oppressively
1 sokolovey 2019-01-12
Is this the most worn out joke in history?
1 SuperObviousShill 2019-01-12
These people sound like treats.
Feel bad for her mom. Where are you going in such a hurry that waiting for an old lady to finish crossing is some kind of terrible burden?
Most of this shit is straight LARP though. Lots of it coming from lying in bed awake thinking about some brief moment of rudeness experienced during the day and imagining what they totally should have done.
Then you have great productive citizens like this one.
This reads like if you asked a klansman to write an offensive portrayal of a black woman. A woman gets on the train with wet hair, and apparently being touched with wet hair is a justification for violence. Then she'll sit around wondering why the whole "angry black woman" stereotype is so pervasive.
1 dramasexual 2019-01-12
Imagine being such a failed person that you chimp out on some random white lady for existing near you on the train and then brag about being a complete psycho and then whine about not being allowed on the train anymore
1 GonnaNutInYourButt 2019-01-12
Collecting her welfare check I imagine.
1 SuperObviousShill 2019-01-12
Its the first of the month, so cash your checks and come on
1 NULL_CHAR 2019-01-12
There's quite a few of that in the comments. I wonder how they would react to someone using something line "Shaniqua" as a name for every black lady they meet?
1 -Shank- 2019-01-12
I would be far more confused than insulted if someone called me "John" or "Connor." Or "Rebecca."
1 lemondiddles 2019-01-12
Imagine if a white person just started shouting Tameka, Ladasha, or Shadynasty at a black person in that manner.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-01-12
Why do you think white names are simple you think they can say those
1 lemondiddles 2019-01-12
Pretty sure black people make up ridiculous names because I they want their own identity, and not being stuck with the original names their slave owners gave them. Which unfortunately they still carry with their surnames. All those Johnson's and Crawford's.
1 loli_esports 2019-01-12
Mayos larping as sassy fat black lady
1 askexplainlikeim5 2019-01-12
YAAAAAAAAAAS KWEEEAN SLAAAY!!1!
1 RainingRazors 2019-01-12
👑👑👑
1 CJ_from_Grove_St 2019-01-12
Race is just a social construct.
1 gaynazifurry4bernie 2019-01-12
Society is a social construct. Gamers need to rise up.
1 Van-Diemen 2019-01-12
Why are fat women so entitled? They're basically the lowest form of humanity.
1 JohnBrownsGrave 2019-01-12
their fathers provided them everything. Those empowered nubian queens are actually patriach dependent mayos with 13% south african ancestry
1 LaughAtLeftists 2019-01-12
Uh, we're still talking about blacks, right?
1 freet0 2019-01-12
wew lad thats one original joke
1 escebar_ortez 2019-01-12
owenwilsonwow.mov
1 freet0 2019-01-12
lol
1 Chapocel 2019-01-12
My thickness will get respected
I love this. A motto, a mood, an affirmation
1 Shortcakespecial 2019-01-12
entitlement is why they're fat in the first place. they feel entitled to eat all the food and to everything else as well
1 watermark03salt 2019-01-12
Why are fat women loud? I don't know of many skinny women that scream as their basic mode of speech. The fat lady in our office can be heard laughing obnoxiously from the other side of the building.
1 livear 2019-01-12
Lack of self awareness.
1 AlieNNeytioN 2019-01-12
They're like black people. They both inhibit and lack self awareness simultaneously
1 xthek 2019-01-12
it's really bizarre how people act like being rude is some kind of virtue
1 The_Long_Connor 2019-01-12
We gotta tear all the norms down to truly complete the post-maycide cultural revolution.
1 istural 2019-01-12
Socially inept idiots don’t understand that social norms are generally fairly beneficial for both sides.
1 Nexlon 2019-01-12
I have no idea what is going on here. Is this about fatass black girls refusing to even try to make space for the rest of normal humanity?
1 watermark03salt 2019-01-12
Muscular, tall men who take up a lot of space should try the same tactic, join fat ladies in this movement because both take up a lot of space.
1 livear 2019-01-12
Yup. You ever bump into someone who wasn't paying attention.
You ever assume that they were plotting to bump into you as an act of overt rudeness and racism?
You ever go out of your way to look for people walking innatentively so you could start a fight?
1 Vurtizontal 2019-01-12
Yes because racism and supremacy or something. Idk.
1 ItMightBeABrainTumor 2019-01-12
This shit is so fake and so gay I sodomized my pet dog after reading it.
1 Chapocel 2019-01-12
Speedrun much?
1 GonnaNutInYourButt 2019-01-12
This is what feminists actually think is empowering smh
1 SirIllic 2019-01-12
You must live a fairly privileged life if this is an issue.
1 beisorott 2019-01-12
"off the sidewalk" means most likely on the right half of the sidewalk you are supposed to walk but you are so special that you walk on the left half.
Seriously i only see women walking on the wrong half and making faces when you don't make space for them
1 calciu 2019-01-12
They're fat enough to fill the sidewalk.
1 Chapocel 2019-01-12
Fat by Weird Al cover this immensely
1 fearcunt 2019-01-12
You fucking shut-ins should probably pay attention to that thread, there's some good tips for making yourself look and feel confident in public.
1 UBIisLazy 2019-01-12
triggered
1 japsock 2019-01-12
did you blow out your soy candles from last night yet
1 Chapocel 2019-01-12
My thickness will get respected
I love this. A motto, a mood, an affirmation
1 nzynzn 2019-01-12
why did you make a throwaway shaquisha
1 redmugofcoffee 2019-01-12
Does it look like we’re not paying attention to the thread?
1 Redactor0 2019-01-12
Pick one.
1 rPoliticsBTFO 2019-01-12
Man they really hate the white people
1 DistortedLines 2019-01-12
Who doesn't though?
1 AlieNNeytioN 2019-01-12
(((DistortedLines)))
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-01-12
White """people"""
1 Kiru-Kokujin29 2019-01-12
i dont understand
are side walks in america really that small or are black woman just that fat
1 SpiceAndEvNice 2019-01-12
I'm large cities like NYC this will happen in some areas. Thing is, I have never ever bumped someone on purpose because I'm a normal human being who just moves a but if I'm gonna hit someone, and I find most people are actually polite in this regard to.
I sure as shit hope I never encounter any of the crazies from that sub holy shit. If people are moving, it's because they are polite, not because of some dumbass stand you are trying to make.
1 AlieNNeytioN 2019-01-12
100% can guarantee they're just larping. In a given situation they'd shuffle their 300lb frame out of the way
1 JustAnotherJon 2019-01-12
*waddle
1 tathrowaway666 2019-01-12
*roll
1 Vurtizontal 2019-01-12
Black people, especially in lower class neighborhoods, have a weird thing with bumping, like its some kind of great offense instead of minor pointlessness error. Its by all means really fucking stupid. Here is a video that explains it better.
https://youtu.be/pj9Hzs-vBLE
1 TimothyGonzalez 2019-01-12
This is supposed to be satire, but it is actually very accurate. Although it has to be said that it is also white trash who seem to have some kind of bizarre "accidentally bumping into somebody" complex.
1 PureGold07 2019-01-12
lol banned from there for commenting in another sub
1 Chapocel 2019-01-12
Which verboten sub?
1 PureGold07 2019-01-12
Don't know. Could be many!!
1 freet0 2019-01-12
This happens to literally everyone because city people are assholes and will walk 4 abreast down the sidewalk without a care in the world for anyone else.
Absolutely shocked
1 TimothyGonzalez 2019-01-12
If anything I am more likely to step aside for a black woman because I know they aren't very good at managing their anger
1 Ferocetis 2019-01-12
Are they at war with something?
1 AceToMouth 2019-01-12
Big Chungus confirmed.
1 AceToMouth 2019-01-12
Damn white people and their shuffles deck using the sidewalk.
1 mcslibbin 2019-01-12
this is a bell hooks thing from like the 90s
i can count on reddit to be at the cutting edge of political consciousness
1 JakeTehNub 2019-01-12
I'm banned from that sub but I've never been there
1 Stenwalden 2019-01-12
What the fuck am I reading...?
1 Thirdworldscum 2019-01-12
Most likely white men larping... we all know English is too much for black ladies
1 blyatman12345 2019-01-12
This was assumed the second you posted there
God I miss pings
1 TheTrueNobody 2019-01-12
I'm guessing most of the userbase of blackladies is actually chosen people rping as Aunt Jemima
1 24HER032 2019-01-12
that subreddit is proof that stereotypes are accurate
1 archangelgabriel12 2019-01-12
sheebooons and their issues....
1 Vurtizontal 2019-01-12
What's with black people and bumping. I slightly bumped into a black lady once and she looked like she was about to punch me. Like relax lady, damn.
1 Alicesnakebae 2019-01-12
If you can't square up don't bump into people h that trans lady should have knocked you out
1 Nyroc_ 2019-01-12
when parents gave you mayo name
1 DaveLeBarbarian 2019-01-12
Give this to me in English.
1 ron_burgendy6969 2019-01-12
If every day is such a struggle in a "white space" they literally block random people on the sidewalk you'd think they'd try to move to a black neighborhood or country or something. Then they wouldn't have anything to complain about.
1 TimothyGonzalez 2019-01-12
It's just layer upon layer of imaginary persecution with these people, isn't it?