... whenever that happens, treasure the virginity you take from him.

25 comments

1 MasterBasterd 2019-01-13

Can dead people still lose their virginity? 🤔

1 Brandon_la_rana 2019-01-13

Of course, what do you think happens with the 72 virgins that allah shall bestow upon his chosen?

1 MasterBasterd 2019-01-13

Wait, they are there to fuck?! I thought I was just gonna have the best Smash Bros tournament ever 😭😭😭 fml

1 Ned_BeansOnToast 2019-01-13

That would make it 73 virgins.

1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-13

I wonder what type of sound he makes when he cums.

1 jewdanksdad 2019-01-13

implying he isn't stricken with impotence

1 CrosbyStillzandSwag 2019-01-13

https://youtu.be/_wA5NmQESx8?t=208

1 Cdace 2019-01-13

https://youtu.be/H4uVqM_HFiY

1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-13

Based

1 charming_tatum 2019-01-13

I wonder if that's how dinosaurs sound but louder

1 MasterLawlz 2019-01-13

these comments are starting to make me uncomfortable

1 calciu 2019-01-13

Good

1 MikeStoklasaAlcohol 2019-01-13

Cope

1 TreLoon 2019-01-13

Did anyone hear a noise?

1 Wild_Hunt 2019-01-13

Breeze is strong today

1 allendrio 2019-01-13

snappy quote?

1 FEARtheTWITCH 2019-01-13

Is imagine something like this

1 jailbot2 2019-01-13

https://youtu.be/sUktuuWltHc

1 charming_tatum 2019-01-13

Probably a whistle that goes from a very high pitch to a low one. So it goes from like train whistle to tanker whistle when he's done

1 BigBrownDog12 2019-01-13

https://youtu.be/GvuaQzhS5Fo

1 TwoBombsWasntEnough 2019-01-13

NYAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

1 Death_Trolley 2019-01-13

LOL MasterLawlz has never been with a lady sick burn bro

1 menacing_smegma 2019-01-13

Lawlz I thought you were dead!

1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-01-13

I remember taking your virginity. Tbh I want a refund

1 Wild_Hunt 2019-01-13

You telling me you wouldn’t tap ol’ pat face?