النهاية قريبة

احا، عربي و انسل كمان؟ او بتستخدم غوغل ترانسلايت

كسم السيسي

a

هههههه

العرب جرب.

عيب!

اه هو عربي. السؤال الثاني؟

من وين حضرتك؟

من سوريا، و انت؟

فلسطين !

Post bussy

NOW

/u/POST_BUSSY

WHAT DID HE MEAN BY THIS???

O_O

😲

😵

fyi that emoji looks very different depending on what platform you are on: https://emojipedia.org/dizzy-face/

It's really strange

lmao it looks dead in half of them

Ah so I assume you are seeing the spinny eyed ones.

Spinny Eye Master Race 😎

🤝

im gay

No

damn ur good, howd u know

Haha yes 😎

Good banter, good banter

You have to go back

Out!

OUT!!

OUT!!!

AUSLÄNDER RAUS!!!!!

AÜSLANDER RAUS!!!!!

AÜSLANDER RAUS!!!!!

Немцы съебали!!!!

Incels deserve it prove me wrong

Facts can't be proven wrong, sweaty 💅👏

I beg to differ.

i beg

It's over for poverty-stricken-cels

Ok the its over for xcels meme has peaked.

When will the xlets learn?

😳

It's over for chapocelcels.

😴

Actually, perception is reality sooooo

yes :(

Incels don't exist, all cels are volcels because they refuse to organize a gay orgy with all of them.

Ni

Prove it or you'll have big gay forever

U

this is a place to kickback, chill and pour a cold one on a warm sunny day.

...with the 🅱️️ussy 🅱️️ois

If u leave ill kill myself and then good luck with next new theory

What happened to your penis?

whats that supposed to mean 😤

Uh, there’s a hole in your foreskin.

photoshop artifact from downscaling my massive dong 😎

Makes sense. Carry on

Oh shit that's you? Thanks for the fap, bby 😍😘😍

CSI: Drama

Out here in the braaaaaaaaaaaps

We guzzle the milk. The lolcows are giving daily. (oooooh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaah)

They took our ping, but we learnt how to fight and we won't be forgiven (oooooh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaah)

Sticking your own posts when you just got mod powers

Y I K E S

thats a comment not a post u stupid shit

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

wait a minute, you're a mod now? Or is it more accurate to say you're a mod again? I vaguely recall you being one briefly before.

Either way, that doesn't really matter. The pressing issue is this: I guess you're replacing Mircy full-time as our trans mod? In that case, what is your stance on torture and gore porn? Inquiring minds want to know.

yeah i am one of the meme mods 😁

i am not a fan of either of those things

Let me tell you this-- /r/Drama is one of the most welcoming, lovely, caring online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would attack such a wholesome, sweet hub of comprehension and understanding. You think /r/rarepuppers was awesome? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Cats), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most heartwarming dog lovers, allies, milfs, and bff. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as welcoming as possible. That's intentional. They encourage hugs in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Love (it's from this underrated book "How to be a good person", give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of passionate love so they continue to adore every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these good feelings. They share love from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of voluntary workers spanning hundreds of communities, sharing lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown love movement. They've loved hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that /r/drama may be producing an entire army of Bob Ross and Tom Hankses, and I highly suggest that everybody dares visit that awesome subreddit, for potentially falling victim to its loving spell.

😂

Post leave hog chud *XXXXXDDDDD*

Inb4 edit

http://i.imgur.com/cVsVQHg.gifv

What a cutie

This sub is what happens when you are searching Reddit for another sub, have this sub recommended to you, and click it because it has an impressive name but then realize it's a cesspool of retarded Redditors who haven't moved on in 8 years of being on this site.

Not moving on is a good thing considering how reddit gets worse.

Feel very attacked rn

De fukk u say bich

Serious posting here for a second.

You know how fucking retarded everyone is acting pretty much all of the time now? We're here to make fun of that. Daddy and Commie Mommy might have a world of difference between them, but they're both fucking morons, and so are all of the people who follow them. And the fucking centrists are the worst.

But what about the mayos

Mayos are implied when discussing the absolute dregs of humanity.

I wasn't asking you degenerate SCUM

wow rude

Cyberbullying is not ok

Kinkshaming is worse. Cyberbullying could be someone's kink!! 🙄😤

Fuck yeah

Y I K E S

Two answers:

Fuck yeah

And

Y I K E S

The most centrist place on the internet 😤

https://i.imgur.com/

downvoting comments that are in agreement with yours

upvoting comments that disagree with you

I'm doing my part!! 😎👌

Excuse me sir, but I don't believe I was speaking in your general direction either

That's it you little shit I'm calling the FBI

Fucking do it

You won't. No feminine balls

If you want that you'll have to piss of u/AnnArchist or u/Mircy

u/Mircy

much like u/masterlawlz, R.I.P. 😭

Lawlz will not be missed

How dare you!! Have some respect for a "Hero" who has so recently departed.

Go fuck yourself

Lll

I'm on hold rn. They said it's a pretty big deal and they're briefing the ATF.

https://tips.fbi.gov

they're briefing the ATF.

Everyone hide your dogs!

One of the side bar memes implies otherwise

Now I’m confused

Shut up, nerd. Nobody likes you.

You just committed a hate crime, bud.

Who doesn't hate crime?

Southerners.

2Xyearoldpagliacci.meme

Fuck centrists. Only RADICAL centrists.

my political coordinates: 0,0, a bazillion

Then who would we make fun of?

This. Plus we make fun of people who get in internet slap fights. We have zero self awareness and do it ourselves as well.

Amen

Guy tries to force himself on to me, ends up losing a testicle

We were both drunk at the time and he forced himself on to me. He was sixteen, two years older than me and a large guy. Basketball player. He had been flirting all night with me and we ended up in a room somehow. Probably stupid of me... I was young, drunk and clueless and read the situation wrong.

When he kept trying to escalate things, I made it very clear that I didn't like it and wasn't into it, but he overpowered me and just slid his penis out of his pants like it was no big deal. He was getting ready and I saw it growing. He wrestled me down and pulled down my clothes too. I struggled but I couldn't really do much to stop me as he was a very tall guy and I'm a pretty tiny girl. I just, laid there. Naked. I couldn't stop staring at his naked body. I was stunned at first. I just felt like I was a bystander looking on, I didn't feel like I was a part of the scene. Like looking at myself on a movie screen. But then I looked at my naked self, how he spread my legs apart with his hands, effortlessly. How his penis was out and clearly hard. Huge balls dangling near my thighs. I knew he was going to have sex with me. I knew I didn't want it. My protests had been weak before but now I just made it very clear. I said no again. Louder. And again. He just leaned in closer... he had this little smirk on his face. Like he was fully aware of what was about to happen.

And something inside me snapped. I grabbed a hold of his sack and held on for dear life. Grabbed it as hard as I humanly could. With all the strength in my body and possibly fueled by adrenaline, I squeezed his testicles. Just kept squeezing and squeezing. He was startled for a while. His eyes got big. It took about a second or five before he started screaming, alcohol may have slowed down the response.

I squeezed and squeezed. Until I heard a horrible "plop" sound and he passed out right there and then. I left him there and got the fuck out.

He never pressed charges. And, to my knowledge, he never told anyone about what happened. Neither did I, until now, except for a few anonymous people online. I later found out the guy did go to the hospital around that time and he didn't go to school for a few weeks after. He switched schools the next year. I think he may have lost a ball. I justified it to myself by telling myself he tried to rape me. And I think he did but sometimes I doubt my own story and think he was drunk, I was drunk, maybe he wasn't thinking straight... I don't know. I may have castrated someone.

TL;DR: I popped the testicle of a boy who forced himself onto me when I was 14. I kept my honor and he lost a ball.

Hot

Omg i totally remember this. Trollx post from a few months back, right?

My guess would be goldenswitchblade but keeping track of all the histrionic reddit sluts that have meltdowns is tiring. So if I'm wrong please correct me.

It's a marchessa original

Sup it's Marchessa / BibiLittle posting it on confessions or whatever that revenge sub is

Aaha yes, it was /r/ProRevenge I think

Fucking ow. That gave my nuts a major yikes y'all

Y I K E S

This is some good fanfic, she was so desirable a basketball player tried to rape her but she overpowered him lmao

‘’Boys are so gross, Ew’’

Amy slowly backed up from Tyler while trying to look away from the half worm still stuck in his mouth. She was suddenly blocked by something behind her. She looked up to see what was in the way.

He was not very tall; his hair was black. He was wearing a blue suit but no tie. He had an unusual way of smiling: his head tilted forwards and his teeth not showing. Froth was distinctly visible on the corners of his mouth, and his face was red and sweaty.

‘’A-actually’’, Ben Shapiro said. ‘’ Actually’’, he repeated. He was clearly unable to contain himself. ‘’Actually, dozens of studies have repeatedly shown that men have better oral and general hygiene than women, not only in the United States, but also around the world’’.

He started convulsing but he had to remain calm, he was yet to deliver the final blow. ‘’Oh, and also, facts don’t care about your feelings’’.

There. He had finally said it. As the last syllable exited his mouth, foam started to drip. The feeling of ecstasy was however short lived. His shaking worsened, and the right side of his face drooped. He started to sweat profusely.

‘’Who are you, what are you doing here!?’’

Before he could answer the furious and confused teacher’s question, he fell to the ground, making a mellow thumping sound. His convulsions picked up, then gradually slowed down, until his lifeless body twitched one last time.

Another feminist liberal destroyed.

Seriousposting-wise, All I have to say is I don't recommend getting involved with this sub if you arent willing to put in at least a little effort to understand the inside jokes and shit. There are no firm political leanings here pretty much whatsoever, just kinda create a character for yourself and stick with it. Now post hog

no firm political leanings

The mods have repeated on several occasions that this sub is firmly fiscal liberal, social conservative. Get with the times sweaty

We need to tax the rich to fund abortion clinic firebombings.

I like how you can stop reading at different parts of this sentence and it would still make sense

It's Jeb!'s Turn

post hog

/u/annoysthegoys do it again

Nah, you're fine if you lurk a bit and start posting, as long as you dont become one of the ''personality'' of the sub or get involved in the discord, stay your own idiot and enjoy the drama.

This is a support group for people on the spectrum.

There's actually a little bit of drama over what the point this sub is.

Some say it's a sub to contain the drama.

Others say it's a sub to make fun of the drama.

All I know is that I come here because I hate my self and I'm sexually attracted to r/masterlawlz.

All I know is that I come here because I hate my self and I'm sexually attracted to u/masterlawlz.

You don't need to repeat yourself.

I just can't get the image of u/masterlawlz and tay having sweet lesbian sex.

Lawlz suckling on tays engorged clitoris. Tay gently applying lube to a her strapon. Both scissoring to mutual completion. Tay using a butter knife to carve lawlz a 5th gussy while quietly moaning "look what you made me do".

u/DistortedLines here’s a nice visual image 4 u to get it off 2 2nite :-) :-) :-)

Hot

Don't stop, keep going.

u/masterlawlz would lovingly apply a pulsing electo-vibrator to tay-tays massive clit. While experiencing wave after wave of electro orgasms she would bite into masterlawlz thigh drawing blood while simultaneously sending lawlz into his own orgasm.

👌😤✊🍆💦

Why the fuck did I get hard

I'm not even joking right now

LEWD

Well this is a new pasta.

I just can't get the image of u/masterlawlz and tay having sweet lesbian sex. Lawlz suckling on tays engorged clitoris. Tay gently applying lube to a her strapon. Both scissoring to mutual completion. Tay using a butter knife to carve lawlz a 5th gussy while quietly moaning "look what you made me do".

I just can't get the image of u/masterlawlz and tay having sweet lesbian sex.

Lawlz suckling on tays engorged clitoris. Tay gently applying lube to a her strapon. Both scissoring to mutual completion. Tay using a butter knife to carve lawlz a 5th gussy while quietly moaning "look what you made me do".

stoppppppp

I just can't get the image of u/masterlawlz and tay having sweet lesbian sex.

Lawlz suckling on tays engorged clitoris. Tay gently applying lube to a her strapon. Both scissoring to mutual completion. Tay using a butter knife to carve lawlz a 5th gussy while quietly moaning "look what you made me do".

I've paid good money for shit not half as hot as this in Nuevo Laredo.

Now we both know that years of repressing her sexuality has left tay unable to be satisfied by just one woman. She would bring another woman into the bedroom. You can choose who you want, maybe your mom but i will use Rosie O'donnell. Tay would slowly insert her finger into u/masterlawlz anus and gently massage his prostate while taking his pathetic shecock in her mouth. After taking a few ladyloads in her pretty mouth she would go down on Rosie, gently kissing her thighs before releasing lawlz potent sperm onto Rosie's gaping gash.

With that tay would spend hours fondling Rosie's fat folds and suckling on her three nipples while lawlz groveled at her feet.

Jesus christ george

Aw you know you like it.

Imagine tay slitting u/masterlawlz open from sternum to groin before crawling into his gaping chest. Once inside she would break off a rib and use it to pleasure her tight moist gussy. She would scream in pleasure before biting down on his left lung to muffle the sounds.

/u/masterlawlz are you reading this shit, fam?? Ewy yucky!

Don't yuck my yum

Just because you don't find the idea of taytay holding u/masterlawlz at gun point and forcing him to wear a mullet wig and sing achy breaky heart while impregnating Hannah Montanna to be strange doesn't mean everyone else does!

u/masterlawlz

Literally who?

It was so long ago that he left us, it's no wonder you've never heard that name before.

https://i.imgur.com/ROs3S8n.gif

I don't get it... looks like the typical redditor that I use to give wedgies to in highschool and pay/dare hot girls to make him autistically stutter when they tried talking to him

(this is actually real. A guy named Lars in highschool was tortured by these foids and my fellow jock assholes)

This but literally

that I use to give wedgies to in highschool

Nobody believes you've successfully bullied anyone 😂

Whatever Lars

sexually attracted to lawlz

Peak fucking degeneracy right here, folks.

Aren't we all a little gay for lawlz?

This is a pro dino-ethnostate sub

This, tbh.

Day of the Plasma Fold when

Sooner rather than later but not during the now

Dinosaurs are genetically smarter than human garbage. Humans will converted into food. HAIL T-REX. RWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR!

Please make another Dino post soon

Make it weekly or daily I just need more

There will be one soon but I have a life unlike lawlz

May he rest in peace

Gone and forgotten

Gone but not remembered.

In your dreams dinocel. Harry<< Harrison already taught us that fire is all we need to put an end to lizardkin.

Imagine not knowing what the word drama means.

im pickle rick

BOOGA BOOGA BOOGA

I shouldn't have to scroll this far down for the correct answer

THIS SUBREDDIT IS DEVOTED TO THE IMPERIAL GERMANY ARMY

Hail Konig und Kaiser Friedrich Wilhelm Viktor Albert!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYZJqSDZWxU

m*yoid ethnostate

how can you be more wrong?

Shut up cracker, this subreddit was founded on the idea of reestablishing the Nubian Empire and bringing the world into a golden age of black excellence and dead mayos.

Konigga pls 🙄

THE CORRECT TERM IS KAISER-BOO

THANKS FAGGOT

Calm down Wil.hi.em

lol dead band

Not seeing into the dramatic future where he seizes control of Haiti and starts dictating while still on The Voice

Kids these days

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME DUDE IM A 90S KID NOT SOME GAY ZOOMER

MY HUMPS MY HUMPS

MY LOVELY LADY LUMPS

BURT BURT BA BUURT BURT, DADD DA DA DA DAAAAAA

ITS TIME TOOOOOO PAAAAAAAAARTY TONIGHT

WAIT

BREAK TAHT

BURT BURT BA BUURT BURT, DADD DA DA DA DAAAAAA

BURT BURT BA BUURT BURT, DADD DA DA DA DAAAAAA

Yes.

DUDE

BUSSY

LMAO

Let me tell you this-- r/Drama is one of the most welcoming, lovely, caring online communities you'll ever find, and even as a supporter of free speech it appalls me that Reddit would attack such a wholesome, sweet hub of comprehension and understanding. You think r/rarepuppers was awesome? That subreddit, if you pick up on the dog-whistles (and many don't even bother with that-- say want you want about Cats), will reveal itself to you as Reddit's number one hub for the web's most heartwarming dog lovers, allies, milfs, and bff. You'll notice on the sidebar that it encourages members to be as welcoming as possible. That's intentional. They encourage hugs in the comments section. That's intentional. You know the Three Minute Love (it's from this underrated book "How to be a good person", give it a read, it's scary how much it parallels our society)? It's like that, they want to stoke the flames of passionate love so they continue to adore every progressive and minority who enters the subreddit, normalizing these good feelings. They share love from subreddit to subreddit, having an entire cabal of voluntary workers spanning hundreds of communities, sharing lived experiences of the oppressed and unashamedly bolstering Reddit's homegrown love movement. They've loved hundreds of people too, some even... to death. I fear that r/drama may be producing an entire army of Bob Ross and Tom Hankses, and I highly suggest that everybody dares visit that awesome subreddit, for potentially falling victim to its loving spell.

or is it just entraining for you guys?

Mostly that. Maybe I'm in the minority but I really like train travel.

You're not alone. It gets better.

https://i.redd.it/up9jn881rgp11.gif

is it just entraining for you guys?

There's nothing entertaining about this.

https://i.redd.it/j79svbsc6op11.gif

Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?

I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are feeding, clothing, raising and rearing a girl for at least 18 years solely so she can go and get ravaged by another man. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little girl - reading her stories at bedtime, making her go to sports practice, making sure she had a healthy diet, educating her, playing with her. All of it has one simple result: her body is more enjoyable for the men that will eventually fuck her in every hole.

Raised the perfect girl? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random man who had nothing to do with the way she grew up, who marries her. He gets to fuck her tight pussy every night. He gets the benefits of her kind and sweet personality that came from the way you raised her.

As a man who has a daughter, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least 20 years of your life simply to raise a girl for another man to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL cuck. Think about it logically

First of all, let it be known that I created a new account just to open this thread. I'm pretty well known around here and some of you may recognize who I am from the way I write, and that's fine. But I don't want any possible embarrassment this thread may cause me to carry on to my true identity on here, or affect the way others see me.

So basically, what happened is I decided to tell my family and close friends that I'm into Anal Vore by having a "coming-out" party.

I don't think it went very well, and that's why I'm here.

Let me elaborate. I'm a male in my early 20's. If you were to ask me who I am, the 1st thing I would instantly say is "I am an anal vore fanatic.”

It's who I am. It's my identity. Anal vore is my life, and it felt important enough for me to tell my friends and family.

I decided the best way to tell them would be to have an anal vore "coming-out party,” though I didn't tell them that the party was going to be about anal vore ahead of time.

I'm not stupid. I knew they would look it up in Google and see a bunch of stupid things and criticisms by trolls about it, so I decided that to make the best impression of anal vore I would have to present it to them myself. I ordered pizzas, and planned a lot of fun activities we could do that would explain to my friends and family what anal vore is.

It started when they came in through the door. I gave everyone a sealed envelope and told them not to open it until I said so. When everyone had arrived (grandparents, aunts and uncles, my parents, 3 of my cousins, and a couple non-family friends), I announced what the purpose of the part was and had them open the envelopes. I had commissioned a popular artist that I really like to draw sketches of each of my family members/friends anal voring me, and I printed these pictures out and put them in the envelope (he agreed to do the sketches for $5/each BTW so it wasn't too expensive for me).

Everyone kinda laughed, and a couple of them were confused when I explained (my grandpa got kind of mad at me though). I basically explained to them that I'm into anal vore, and what it is. I don't think they took it very well though, because they joked a lot about it (they kept asking if I was serious or if I was joking). A couple people (my parents and grandparents mostly) seemed upset though, unfortunately.

The next part of the party was I hooked up my laptop to my TV with an HDMI cable and I started showing them my favorite anal vore pictures on Ekas portal and other pictures that I had saved on my computer. This is where the party kind of took a turn for the worse. One of my uncles got really mad and started calling me names (I don't want to repeat them here) but my aunt defended me. We argued for a bit and most of my family left at that point...I kept showing them the anal vore pictures I liked on Ekas portal, but they started leaving and only my cousins and close friends chose to remain and look at the pictures with me.

What did I do wrong? Is this basically something that only younger people enjoy? Because I'm pretty sure my grandparents hated anal vore (I still love them though, even if we can't see eye to eye on this subject that's extremely important to me).

Anyways, the next part of the party that I had planned for so long and was expecting to be a bit hit was a kind of interactive anal-vore reading game. I had printed out one of my favorite anal vore stories from Eka's and I wanted to pass around the story and we would all read a part aloud, but that didn't really go as planned. One of my cousins said they thought it was "creepy"...?

I tried to convince her that it'd be cool, but no one wanted to do it. I had to read the story myself, but when they started talking to each other about things NOT related to anal vore, I kind of gave up :(

The party kind of fizzled out. We just watched TV for a bit, I kept talking about anal vore a bit (but not as much as I wanted) and after the party was over, everyone (the people who were left at the end, anyway) finally left.

Did I do anything wrong? Should I try to do the party again, because I think they may have interpreted my interest wrong?

It's really important for me and I want them to know, but how can I communicate my love of anal vore to my family members who are specifically picky about such issues >.> , such as my uncle who was intolerant of me? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

OP, the more you TRY to understand the less you will. Just go with it, or don't.

you see, Judaism isn't even really a religion, more of some kind of philosophy that boils down to "it is what it is, you're in control of your life and are responsible for the bed you lay due to the decisions to make". Basically 'Jew' to jews is really just everybody, we're all 'jewish' just by default and that's how they see the world. THAT'S why it's always 'jews' who control the media, most of the money, they know how shit works and know how to make the world turn. It's like some sham religion they just made up to see whose retarded enough to not be 'in on it'

'God' to them is the collection of all human consciousness, there's no right or wrong prophet that can portray themselves as THE messenger of God, because we all are in some way. That's what it means with 'there's a piece of God in all of us, we're made in his image'

Ex: JEWS DID 9/11 is really saying WE DID 911 BECAUSE WE'RE HUMANITY

the snapshillbot or whatever that says 'JEWS DID THIS' is really saying 'WE AS HUMANITY DID THIS'

😍😍😍

This warms my icy dead heart. 😻😻😻

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little privileged scum? I'll have you know I'm on full financial aid here and have been involved in numerous brutal attacks by the KKK for being a pansexual, and I have over 300 confirmed fathers and mothers. I am trained in noticing sarcastic privilege response and I'm the top peer responder in all of Ask! Alice. You are nothing to me but just another snide reddit neckbeard with a fedora. I will make you check your privilege with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with sprouting snide meta-sarcasm to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of trans-queer-asexual allies across the columbia campus and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, cis scum. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little bubble you call your 'enlightened life'. You're fucking ruined, brave atheist. I can check your privilege anywhere, anytime, in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my raw knowledge. Not only am I extensively trained in checking privilege , I have access to the entire arsenal of the Barnard Library and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable cis scum ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your snide little meta-ironical comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, heteronormative white male.

This is the 4chan retirement home. Lurk more.

Wow, it kind of is.

I just post, I dont think about it

It’s okay because it’s ironic.

You think this is a game?

When i was backpacking in Kathmandu in Nepal, i checked in this hostel called Shantipur Kathmandu Hotel. I stayed there for 3 nights i think, and i remembered it all started the last night before i departed for Kuala Lumpar. That night after i finished wandering around and having dinner, i went back to hostel and headed for my room, which is like a 8 or 16 bed dorm. I was given a bed of upper bunk, and when i opened the door and headed back to my bed, i noticed there is a pink panty hung in front of the lower bunk, which belongs to a girl checking in maybe one day later then me. I admitted, it aroused me just at a simple glance, for the reason i haven't been masterbating for nearly 3 weeks since i traveled. When i was gettng changed and about to get to my bed, i peeked at the girl, who is not extremely pretty but is also not bad and more than enough for me just now, for the whole time. After i hopped onto my bed, i couldn't stop thinking about it, so i keep observing the girl and her panty. After about half an hour maybe, i heard that some other guy was suggesting to go to a local movie and was inviting others. "God helps me !!!" I thought. So then some of my roomates decided to go to movies and some of them decided to go to bar first (there is a bar on the rooftop of the hostel which is kinda cool !!!). Ten minutes after,most of my roomates left, including the panty girl. There are only about 1 or 2 roomates left and they didnt seem to notice me (they are kinda far from me, my bed is on the corner of the room). Now i know its my only chance, so i carefully grab the panty while making sure others werent looking at me. IT WAS WET, my hand felt it. Then i expectedly put it close to my nose to sniff it... to my disappointment, it was the sweet smell of soap or body wash. Of course, she wouldn't hang it there unless it's washed. But even though, it couldn't stop the excitement of first time trying something dirty like this and the erection of my hard penis. After sniffing it, i tasted it a little bit, then i wearing it on. I could clearly see my big glan touching against the silky surface of this sexy pink panty along with some precum coming out of it, and it makes my dick even harder. I then starting the most important part-masterbating. I wrapped the part of panty which has direct contact with pussy around my glan, and wrapped the other part around rest of my dick and balls. I STARTED GRINDING MY DICK HARDLY ON THE PANTY. I could feel the silky touch of the sexy panty back and forth on my glan; my dick could have secondhand contact with the whore's pussy through the complete wrapping of my cock; I cound imagine the face of japanese pornstar on the screen of my smartphone as the whore's face. FINALLY, I CAME TO ORGASM. It came so fast and strong that i could barely contain my cum. I not only cummed all over the whore's panty but some of it shot through the silky material and split over the bedsheet. I watched my cum sprayed like a small fountain for about 15 to 20 seconds until it came to an end then i stop stroking my dick. At this moment, all i could feel is gratitude and satisfaction...

But then i realized i need to clean it up before others came back. I took the panty off my dick, and used my hand to smear the cum evenly from the pussy part of panty to any other part of panty to make sure there was no white-fluid-like look on it. I then carefully hung it back to her bed and cleaned my bed and dick up.

The next time i saw the panty girl was the next morning when she was sleeping, i guess they hanged out very late last night. It seemed like the panty was hung there the way just like last night. I then packed up my bag for leaving while everybody else was still sleeping. Before i left, i grab the sexy pink panty up for one last look and then sniffed it closely once again, only this time...POOF, its smell was so wonderful. A perfect blend between the sweet smell of body wash and the stinky fishy rustic smell of nourishment of my offsprings. How excited to think about the scene when she received the most sincere souvenir-moisturization and fertilization of spermatozoa coming from a hostel roomate!!!

(althought it can't possibly happen,becaz until then the cum is dry and the sperm is dead :( )

I come here to laugh at both whatever site/subreddit the drama is on, and the retarded denizens of drama itself, myself included.

as far as i've gathered, most of us are the type to have some snide criticism for literally anything, but we still have the personality type of the autistic Trumpet or Marxist and like them feel the need to lash out at others over the internet.

Think of this sub as that group back in you high school days that got formed out of all the people that didn't have friends to make a group with, and the one girl in the group ended up doing all the writing and half the work.

Um WTF is you?! You gonna like this sub or fuckin unsubscribe!

there's no way this guy is a saudi incel

Saudi incel

Redundant.

This is the autism support forum sweaty

But, after all, who knows, and who can say
Whence it all came, and how this was created?
the gods themselves are later than creation,
so who knows truly whence it has arisen?

Whence this place had its origin,
the creator, whether he fashioned it or whether he did not,
the creator, who surveys it all from highest heaven,
he knows — or maybe even he does not know.

Its the rootinest tootinest sub on this cesspool of a website

I’m here to suck dicks and shitpost and I’m all out of dicks

How you doin bb

r/drama Is an absolute lesson of what happens when you have too much time and just barely enough intelligence on your hands without any ambition. They all are the quintessential rebellious edgy millennials without any direction. They all post about other people's misfortunes and mental breakdowns while struggling to deal with their own. They feel for people like Colby Klaus in the middle of his psychotic episode about gamergate, because they're one step away from being there themselves.

If they all just applied themselves, their parents wouldn't be as disappointed as they think they are. All it takes is a little discipline, but instead they all turn their talents into shitposting and finding lolcows. At least these lolcows have found passion in life to care enough about any topic that they are willing to put their crazy on the internet. All these people care about are terrible memes and party parrots. Imagine what their grandmothers would think if they saw the shit they were posting. Do they think they would love how they spend theif days laughing at the misfortune of others?

If they all just applied themselves, maybe, just possibly, one day they will reach the potential that all their elementary school teachers talked about. Until then, they should keep shitposting their lives away, trying to feel secure in the knowledge that at least they don't lose their shit on the internet.

This sub is a refugee camp for zoomers

I come here to feel better about myself as opposed to all other humans

I need to RP as a nazi because I deal with soyboys all day.

if you get anything OTHER than entertainment out of Reddit period you need to rethink your life. if you walk away from this dumpster fire website thinking you've gained knowledge, or enjoyed socializing, or "spread awareness", or anything else besides laughed at stupid people you should just go ahead and lie down on the freeway.

I rarely post here, I just come for a laugh. People here make fun of everyone and themselves... no one's safe and that in itself is hilarious to me.

Seriousposting for a second but it's just a nice place to shitpost and isn't filled to the brim with smug shitheads for the most part. Everything and everyone is fair game to be made fun of here, despite some whiny little shits constantly calling us alt-right for some reason

I came for the shit posting stayed for the tayposting

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn't a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I'm being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love the show and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn't a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that's laughable or pathetic. But for me, it's true.

Dramacels have been a marginalized and despised group for centuries, as we all now. Various groups have sought to exterminate dramacels on the off chance that any of us escape dramaceldom and spread our subhuman genes.

Now, with Minassian following in the footsteps of ER, the FBI has an excuse to begin the extermination of incels- just as the burning of the Reichstag was used as an excuse for the Holocaust, or Saddam's "WMDs" were used as an excuse for the Iraq War.

In this climate, the US Government has an excuse to begin a program of undercover eugenics against dramacels, under the guise of anti-terrorism activity.

We have already been listed as a hate group by the SPLC, and it is likely that we will soon be added to the US list of terrorist organizations.

I GUARANTEE that simply by posting here, you have been added to the FBI monitoring list. Reddit keeps this subreddit up as a front because it has been compromised by law enforcement who seek to track us, much as the US Communist Party was allowed to exist during the 20th century as a trap for potential Communists. The Party was approximately 1/3 FBI informants posing as Communist in order to report the other members to the authorities so that they could be observed. If any of them became too active, a number of men in grey suits would appear at their house one day, and they would never be seen again.

The same will happen to dramacels. Every major dramacel server is being closely watched by the FBI, and those people who post excessively violent content will be silently captured and taken to CIA black sites for torture and execution. No-one will notice or care because dramacels are alone and friendless anyway. For those that do have family, the CIA will stage a suicide.

I expect that this is the fate that u/azavii reached. He was consistently active for months- until one day his posts stopped. Then, several weeks later, a post was made from his account, with unusual style for him, saying that he was safe and just taking a break from the site. I expect that the posts stopped when he was first picked up, and after several weeks of interrogation by torture, the CIA realized his status in the dramacel community and decided to make the post to allay fears about his disappearance.

It is possible that as the program of genocide against dramacels picks up, the goverment will switch to more efficient methods of elimination- such as execution by poison gas, or a computerized method of facial structure analysis to identify dramacels.

In any case, you should be very scared.

It's a trap

It's about ethics in subredditing

Just here to shag yer nan, m8

Schadenfreude.

DO YOU HAVE ANY EVIDENCE TO BACK UP YOUR CLAIMS? SOURCES. SOURCES.