Woke twitter lose their shit because the CBS News election team doesn't have a black person

1  2019-01-13 by pedoman123

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You're oversimplifying a complex situation to the point of adding nothing to the discussion.

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Out of 12 people:

5 Women

2 Asians

1 Hispanic

1 Muslim

only 4 fucking white males

But no black, so screw them I guess

"Wait, are you saying we hired all these 'diverse' clowns for fucking nothing?"

RIP Alex Tin.

Let’s get some love for our boy Alex Tin.

They refuse to learn from history.

Once you pay the Danegeld...

it lacks representation from the largest minority group in the nation

Oxymoron?

moron

Its Fentanylmoron now.

Explain how.

They're playing the minority card while also saying they're the largest

Do you think all minority populations are the same size? Because if not, one of them is the largest...

If you play the minority card at all you shouldn't be bothered when smaller minority groups are represented

None of that has anything to do with whether or not a term is an oxymoron.

Jesus Christ you're a fun person

Like a person who gets salty when they get called out about not knowing the words they're using? Like, more or less fun than that?

Largest and minority are contradictory words, do you know what the fuck an oxymoron is

Better than you do if you think they're contradictory.

I will admit you have a better understanding of the concept of "butthurt" than I do.

My peepee hurts when my stepdad squeezes the tip a bit too hard lol, but it's OK he always stops when I ask him to

Those two terms are not contradictory at all you fucking idiot

In this context they are buddy

If a minority group calls itself large and therefore is more deserving of attention, then by their own logic white people should be the most represented

Do you get it yet

You have literally no idea what words mean. Please stop embarrassing yourself, it's making me cringe so hard it hurts.

For the record, a minority group can be larger than other minority groups. What a fucking retard.

Literally no idea? Ah ok I thought you meant figuratively no idea

Twitter may have more pathetic losers than reddit. That's not easy.

At least twitter comes with convenient blue checkmarks to warn you when you're about to be faced with surplus autism

It's self-imposed masstagger

Twitter has shown me that there are millions of illiterate people who can only communicate via reaction gifs.

Well it definitely has more users, so it probably has a greater number of pathetic losers

diversity means black

tfw you remember all the praise BP was getting for being diverse so you check the casting list and it’s all black

Hey what about that Aussie arms trader villain accomplice and that guy who played holmes in Sherlock.

Only like 80% black ok?

No there's that one white guy who's in the movie for the sole purpose of being out of place.

From what I've seen, it usually means white women with different colored hair.

woah woah woah, you can't assume gener like that in $CURRENT_YEAR+3

Umm, sweaty, that was current year plus 3, it’s current year plus 5 now, try not to have such backwards beliefs. Thanks 🤗

Current year was 2015, no?

Late 2014

Nah, it started with Trudeau going “it’s 2015 c’mon guys”

He was just reciting an already aging meme. He's not that creative.

https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/come-on-its-2015-current-year

It says it really kicked off with Jon Oliver in late 2015.

And black means anal.

As if that was ever in any doubt to that connection.

No sweaty, diversity means no mayos 💁🏾‍♀️

Diversity is an old old wooden ship used in the civil war era

diversity means black

Pretty sure it just means no straight white dudes.

Diversity means historically underrepresented minorities

But its never Asians.

100% black = 100% diverse

I would be interested in seeing the racial makeup of the wokesphere. I know it's mostly mayos, but I'm more interested in the minority distribution.

Is the "black = diverse" a woke Twitter thing? An American thing? I'm betting it's the latter because burgers are fucking retarded, and both of these diversity controversies have to do with things that mostly Americans would be interested in.

It's not usually something the woke-sphere would admit to because they want to keep their language as vague as possible. But in practice, "more diversity" means "more black people.

it lacks representation from the largest minority group in the nation

There’s a Hispanic woman there so id say it’s pretty good tbh

the guy goes on to defend his statement as "largest racial minority" after he gets called out on it.

pretty typical. blacks fucked us latinos over during the civil rights struggle too.

Reminder: black people will pretend they were the victims of the zoot suit riots

latinos are half black anyway

It seems like every Meximerican I know hates Chocolate-Americans and every Chocolate-American I know hates Meximericans.

Like KKK level hate.

I've always thought that was weird.

You're lying.

t. flustered intersectiontard

t. Hyperbole faggot

I bet you pronounce it "hyper-bowl" like a typical dropkick retard.

I bet you pronounce it "tip-ikle" like a emasculated numale

MATCH ME

Come on you can admit it, you actually don't know anybody.

Woke Black people are racist as fuck. They trample all over Asians, Indians, and Latinos any chance they get.

minority group

I'd say that panel is over represented. With democrats. What's the problem?

Imagine caring this much about the CBS news election team

imagine caring about anything at all

Imagine actually Imagining

I also have aphantasia

Imagine all the people living for today

It is in fact a diverse group, but it lacks representation from the largest minority group in the nation.

Sorry sweaty, hispanics are now the biggest minority group. All pandering must be done in taco from now on.

Based and tacopilled 🌮 💊

Es terminado para los gabachocels.

Que es un gabacho?

Mayos

Mayonesas

Mayos sweaty

T. Resident La creatura

Holy shit I know spanish now

Es ist vorbei für spaniencels

This one didn't impress me that much. We had german at school, though I was barely keeping up with it because I would just go home every day and masturbate to increasingly degenerate porn instead of doing homework.

Du Hurensohn

Gesundheit

Finivit Germanicelibus.

That is doing homework if you're taking German.

Not that degenerate

Future scientists would study this thread as a Rosetta stone! 🤗

lo nunca havia comecado hasta eles

Dos Manos y la cabeza libre

From what i seen latinos don't really give anough of a shit about racial olympics or pay much attention to SJWs. I remember this report of some sociologist freaking out cause they found out latino youths believed in meritocracy.

I would wager only second generations, or those grew up in the country (got to the U.S. before they went to school), believe those SJW bullshit. At least that's the case I see for Chinese immigrants.

People of Colour is just a bs term that obese fem blacktivists use to try and rope other minority groups into whatever TF minor offense they're screeching about

excuse me but its latinx youths

Who cares what he thinks? His name is White.

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uses the word latinx

Shiggy diggy

Thats a twitter bingo spot for me

Is it pronounced latinks or latin-ex?

Mental illness

It's not pronounced, it's only written on the internet.

It's pronounced go "go fuck yourself"

"I have no idea how Spanish or indeed any Romance language works"

It's pronounced "narcissistic sjw faggot"

Imagine what type of mindset first thing notices

there's a black person missing, shut it down!

Ted K. was right, the American Left indeed has such a low opinion of black people that they wake up every day wondering what aspect of life do I need to look into to affirmative-action them because they are incapable of making it on their own.

The BBC has a firm hold on the woke rn, imagine getting dick so good that you freak out if there isn't a person with that skin color in every room

Its over forn incapacels

the American Left indeed has such a low opinion of black people as they wake up every day wondering what aspect of life do I need to look into to affirmative-action them because they are incapable of making it on their own

all the black people in the replies tho

They've already been selected on skin color. A lineup like that doesn't happen from random sampling. I just want it to be less biased toward white people.

"I want people chosen based on their skin color"

"No, not like that"

It is actually already bias against whites

It would be top irony if like they have a large black support team/crew

It'd be funny too if a bunch of black execs picked this team.

Could you at least have a person of color?

It's official, folks, Asians are white.

and Middle-Easterners/Arabs and Latinas

Well...those are, at least according to Blumenbach, if I'm not mistaken.

the one guy was a child laborer in Pakistan whose family fled from the Taliban... that's not a diverse enough background though. but if you add in Carlton Banks then everything's fine

the one guy was a child laborer in Pakistan whose family fled from the Taliban...

Pffft. Another gated-community white boy.

Diverse doesn't mean oppressed, it means black. Get your codewords straight.

Unironically Arabs are white, swarthoids but toum is still a type of mayo.

Hispanic is an ethnicity and has nothing to do with skin colour.

Ethnicity not being related to color lol. Might want to work on phrasing.

Hispanics have some crazy color range.

Yeah so do Americans. Being Hispanic isn't an ethnic group.

People of pallor

I like how they're shitting all over the latina because fuck other minorities I guess.

"Woman with a latinx name" lmao

Ugh NK Jemisin. She's a good writer but has a real hard-on for a race bait.

Race pimpin' ain't easy. Show some repec

Why do you think that is?

Nobody would know who she was if she wasn't black, her books are Eragon level dog shit lol, of course she's gonna keep pandering.

Imagine how many white people read her shitty books just to prove how woke they are.

this is what unironically happens

just go to r/fantasy (warning: chronic levels of retardation to be expected) and check any given thread on a Jeminsin book and how great her PERSPECTIVE on race is.

Lol. We need to link some of those threads here.

/r/fantasy is full of pathetic elfshit nerds trying to be woke, definitely doesn't get enough attention here.

She's really not that great of a writer. Mediocre fantasy

haha what the fuck why are american blacks so obsessed with everything they consume having black people in it

i totally understand why black panther was a success

Watermelons have black people in them? 🤯

lol nice

The seeds are black

Idk.. I still dont understand why black panther is one of the highest rated capeshit movies. Its a boring goofy origin story about a space age landlocked african atlantis where they are hundreds of years ahead of the rest of the world but still decide everything based on combat and dress like the fucking Zulu nation into combat instead of wearing armor for some reason.

And it came after Raganrok and Doctor Strange which were objectively better.

I still dont understand why black panther is one of the highest rated capeshit movies.

It's literally because black people. Critics do this to every movie that has a SJW frame of view in it, insta 100%. Look at the difference between the critic score and the audience score for The Last Jedi. Also look at it for the season of Doctor Who where she became a woman.

It's actually remarkable that you could make an error this glaringly stupid and wrong. You'd almost have to have done this intentionally it's so obvious.

I was sure the woman who said this would be black. Not even close.

Nah that sounds like white woman bullshit

Elect me in 2020 and I promise my secret police will gas every twitter user. I will make the internet great again.

it is in fact a diverse group, but it lacks representation from the largest minority group

t. Black person who thinks blacks are the largest minority group

Do they think black people are so retarded that they need their help with everything?

Cuz I sure think so

I said diversity. " This isn't rocket science. Do these reporters look like America to you?

Funny thing if she wanted to accurately look lke America, 3/4 of this panel would be white not 1/4

Half the reporters are minorities, what the fuck?

Black fragility™️

CBS News is trying to kill the black man.

If only a black woman would read the same stories every other news caster did on a teleprompter, the world would be that much better.

Wait do we have LGBTQA covered?

i always thought they people were a fringe minority but theyre making up the majority of that twitter thread

What the fuck my best friend growing up that moved to DC in junior high his on that list.... that’s surprising.

wait a sec they're literally begging for tokenism