The Rock sets the record straight: Loves millenials, boomers BTFO

1  2019-01-13 by Tagesausbruch

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Your condescending, contradictory bullshit isn't attractive to anyone except your frothing, basement-dwelling, virgin army.

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The Twitter lynch mob is too strong.

I'll never doubt the people's champion again.

Im a fucking nugget hater thats who i wanna be the rock

That was pretty endearing, gotta say.

The Rock is unironically a pretty aiight dude tbh

This tbh

Most of his movies are just funny self-aware B-movies but The Rundown was legitimately good and he can actually be a decent actor when he wants to be.

He has to be one of the most universally popular stars though. There's no way in hell that a Jumanji reboot nobody asked for could have made anywhere near as much money without him

Boomercide now.

If you've ever seen wrestling or know anything about it, you know that heel characters (bad guys) like The Rock for most of his run, use the freedom from already being seen as a villain to let out (and amplify) their actual controversial opinions. It's not so much acting as it is embellishing.

And The Rock would pull this shit all the fucking time. He was very, very rude, and people fucking loved it when it wasn't directed at them.

Tl;dr The Rock definitely does hate snowflakes, he's just trying to cover his ass so he doesn't get any residual Daddy-type media heat because he's putting on the "nice guy actor" persona before he runs for President himself. Probably as a Republican, with the main selling point being: "Nice manly guy with no Trump-style baggage". He might run as a Democrat, but would at least attempt to act and govern in the exact same way, if it wasn't for party meddling.

T. Riggered

Nah, I'm 100% confident that I'm 100% correct about this.

I simply know that The Rock is so ingrained in professional wrestling, being a 3rd generation superstar on one side and a 2nd generation one on the other, that his brain is completely wired to follow these rules.

He's playing a babyface right now, and probably will until after his future political career, or until he dies.

But the heel he's been, the heel he is deep down that says what he thinks with that classic Rocky edge, it will never truly die.

yeah i think q predicted this in august

i know you're probably trolling me epic style, but i still want to ask what specifically he supposedly predicted

You aren't the first i seen say The Rock could run for president. Is there supposed for this theory?

He's talked about it before, spoken at the RNC before, and is now going out of his way to tread on eggshells on social media to make sure everyone thinks he's so strong, but nice.

He's an Alpha male who loves the spotlight, etc.

I personally would be psyched to have The Rock run the US according to his actual will, but I do not really believe the powers that be/deep state/Illuminati/whatever you wanna call it, will just let him do so.

Alexa what's kayfabe?

Heh.

Many, many, many great heels are just the wrestler turned up to 11.

Best example right now is Daniel Bryan. Hippie vegan tree-hugger who became a fan favorite for years and treaded lightly on his beliefs not to piss anyone off... now he's a heel who ranted for 10 minutes straight at the start of the last Smackdown on live TV in the halls of the arena they were at, about how the people watching are all disgusting consumers who are going to destroy the planet with their pointless indulgences.

Now, before someone tries to counter me with "yeah, and The Undertaker is really a satanist who believes in sacrificing women", I say:

No, but he is a biker dude who loves America and kicking ass and hates pretty much everything else but his bitch.

tl;dr if a heel is not a cartoon character, it's simply an amplified version of the wrestler's actual controversial ideas.

What sort of faggot takes this shit so seriously? This might be the most embarassing thing I've seen on r/drama and we have legit weebs and furries floating around.

What sort of faggot takes this shit so seriously

Well, the person you are replying to is Eva

who dat ;)

You always seem retarded but also seem very harmless so I can't really hate you

You always seem retarded

mmm sorry sweaty if someone being 100% right seems retarded to you you might be doing something wrong

keep on being you

will doooo

The original hogposter. 😒

that should be a satisfied emoji and you know it

when The Rock declares for/wins the primaries/general election one of these years, one of you faggots is going to dig this up.

Who claimed to conduct the original interview? I don't know because I get my news from r/drama comments because reading articles is for dweebs.

It was an article in the Sun, a shitty tabloid, sourced from the Daily Star, a much, much shittier tabloid that is sort of also soft-porn. So presumably one of their hacks.

The People's Champ should be president. He's my daddy

I just want to wake up every morning and smell what The Rock is cooking.

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