Petition to change all 'yikes' in this sub to 'zoinks'.

1  2019-01-14 by EnduredEverything

'Yikes' is such a virgin term, it is fundamentally defeatist and not good. Whereas 'zoinks' is much better. 'Zoinks' accepts that the universe is chaotic and a strange place, but that one should do their best still. Shaggy from Scooby Doo says 'zoinks' not yikes. Casey Kasem who voiced Shaggy didn't get worried about the dangers of life. Instead he got butthurt about small concerns like Arabs being portrayed as always the baddies and that slight tiff between Israel and Palestine. Do you think he would have been able to do that if he was a 'yikes' guy? Nope it was a 'zoinks' from him.

69 comments

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-14

zoz

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-14

zle

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-14

ZOINKS

1  SAC-Lawn_Gnome 2019-01-14

๐Ÿ†ˆ๐Ÿ…ธ๐Ÿ…บ๐Ÿ…ด๐Ÿ†‚

1  MacAndShits 2019-01-14

๐’ต๐’ช๐ผ๐’ฉ๐’ฆ๐’ฎ

1  MehmedIIDidNoWrong 2019-01-14

๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช๐Ÿคช

1  HP_civ 2019-01-14

This is one dank username ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿป

1  suitablebenis 2019-01-14

๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ…พ๏ธINKS

1  darklydenied 2019-01-14

its over for zozzlecels.

1  Perrero 2019-01-14

Yikity yakity yikes!

1  KingWayneX 2019-01-14

Jinkies

1  mcslibbin 2019-01-14

I hate gussy as much as the next guy, but Velma could obviously get it any day

1  Ghdust2 2019-01-14

zoop ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘‰

1  Boks1 2019-01-14

That's gonna be a zoinks from me scooby

1  -Hill-La-Hill- 2019-01-14

Zoo we mama

1  lenovolegion 2019-01-14

https://imgur.com/SDkE6xi

1  Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-01-14

Ruh Roh ๐Ÿถ

1  Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-14

arf arf

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1  KeeperThanatos 2019-01-14

Someone convert this to MIDI for me.

1  niggerpenis 2019-01-14

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZM8DxE5nt4U

1  pepperouchau 2019-01-14

It's over for meddling kids

1  Cappie_talist 2019-01-14

It never even began for mysterycels

1  CG28 2019-01-14

I would've gotten away with it too if it weren't for woke twitter.

1  SchrodingerIsAlive 2019-01-14

This but unironically

1  SonsofAnarchy113 2019-01-14

Old men Jenkinses of the world UNITE

1  TheButtholeOfBravery 2019-01-14

It's over for Scooby Dooby-cels

1  The_Long_Connor 2019-01-14

Some cultured men like Dan "get in the van" schneider would appreciate meddling children.

1  cmakk1012 2019-01-14

Z O I N K S S K Y U U B

1  PM_ME_HAIRLESS_CATS 2019-01-14

zozzle

1  Sarge_Ward 2019-01-14

Casey Kasem who voiced Shaggy didn't get worried about the dangers of life. Instead he got butthurt about small concerns like Arabs being portrayed as always the baddies and that slight tiff between Israel and Palestine.

Is this true? I know that Shaggy's old VA was a hardcore vegan who actually quit the movies due to Shaggy's portrayal in a Burger King commercial, but I never heard of this

1  KingWayneX 2019-01-14

Thats all he is remembered for?

Jinkies, indeed.

1  mcslibbin 2019-01-14

fucking kids

1  DonnysDiscountGas 2019-01-14

That's a big yikes from me dawg

1  bigTstyle 2019-01-14

Hypothetical time. You decide to mug me. The why is unimportant. But you decide to rob my short ass. You think it's easy. You're bigger, you're stronger. No way I can fight back. Normally, you'd be right. You walk right up to me and make a grab or threatening statement and I'd have no choice but to comply. Except I don't. Instead you find a katana in your face and I'm backing away slowly telling you what to do now. You have two options. Follow orders, or make a move. Had I been stupid like any moron that buys a katana and thinks he's Superman, you possibly could make that move. But I'm not any moron. I'm trained and proficient. I do not wish to draw blood. But I will. I know that being close to you still gives you an advantage, so I start putting distance between us. In other words, if you the mugger comply, no one gets hurt and the status of the two of us is the same. If you don't comply, you have a few slashes in your chest, and maybe I slice a few more in you for making me draw my katana and swing without hand protection.

God created man, but it was the blade who made us equals.

1  TooLateRunning 2019-01-14

What is the source of this amazing pasta.

1  bigTstyle 2019-01-14

Some dude on the discussion thread wrote it about his gun, I replaxed all the gun stuff with the katana and made it better

1  banebridge 2019-01-14

I think I just read this in STD lol

1  cmakk1012 2019-01-14

SRD

OUT

1  banebridge 2019-01-14

Sorry, Autocorrect, I meant CringeAnarchy

1  LightUmbra 2019-01-14

CA

OUT

OUT

OUT

1  banebridge 2019-01-14

Did I say CA? Sorry it was autocorrect. I meant t_D.

1  LightUmbra 2019-01-14

t_D

OUT

OUT

OUT

1  MacAndShits 2019-01-14

Did he say t_D? He probably meant CTH.

1  LightUmbra 2019-01-14

Same but I'm not copying again

1  uniqueguy263 2019-01-14

OUTER

1  White_Dudeness 2019-01-14

This is a tough job but someone must do it, how else do we steal their drama?

1  CG28 2019-01-14

While you were banging Stacy I was training in the blade.

1  BuyMeAnNSX 2019-01-14

You decide to mug my short ass

Manletcide when

1  KeeperThanatos 2019-01-14

Someone really needs to gather up this sub's pasta and pin a nice bowl somewhere so we can all share good pasta together, but in a non-commie way.

1  MooseHeckler 2019-01-14

Whoa scoob!

1  Lincolncantwin 2019-01-14

Zoinks Scooby, African Americans are far more likely to commit violent crimes than whites or Asians. Like this is far out stuff Scoobs

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-01-14

"Like zoinks Scoob, isnt it wierd how all the major media companies are all owed and ran by jews, and that the white man's foothold is slipping in western society to be replaced by a complacent, sterile, soy-infused mutt race of consumers?"

Ruh roh, Raggy, rounds rike rutural rarxism, heeheeheeheehee"

1  Metal_Charizard 2019-01-14

Z O I N K S, yโ€™all, this is what representation is SO important.

1  BlessThisBussy 2019-01-14

This would have worked too, if it wasn't for you retarded, meddling r/drama users!

1  ______________pewpew 2019-01-14

Why not Bazinga?

1  horseyhorseyhorsey 2019-01-14

*laugh track*

1  Acrimony01 2019-01-14

Zip it up and zip it out

1  loli_esports 2019-01-14

zonks would be funnier

1  htmlcoderexe 2019-01-14

gadzooks!

1  ironicshitpostr 2019-01-14

Zoinks is good praxis

1  White_Dudeness 2019-01-14

Post swine.

1  horseyhorseyhorsey 2019-01-14

That's a hard zoinks from me, Y'all.

1  muffler_kek 2019-01-14

Thatโ€™s gonna be like, a zoinks from me man

1  33_44then12 2019-01-14

It's over for Shaggycels.

1  flimsyexcuse111 2019-01-14

Zoinks. Zoinks hard lemonade.

No, it doesn't work. Hard pass.

1  Wraith_GraveSpell 2019-01-14

The virgin Scooby doo reference vs the chad Xavier Renegade Angel reference.

Frittata

1  Jukk 2019-01-14

That's zoinks from me, dawg

1  Frostfright 2019-01-14

watch my swooce right in

1  REDDIT_IN_MOTION 2019-01-14

Zounds

1  slaydastream 2019-01-14

petition to change zoinks to toinks

1  KeeperThanatos 2019-01-14

INFRINGING ON MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!

1  I_dontevenlift 2019-01-14

Nein

1  ZMowlcher 2019-01-14

I support this.

1  FrankVillain 2019-01-14

Can we change all "kikes" to "koinks"?

1  sadderreborn 2019-01-14

This is problematic systematic yikes shaming and yikes-osogony

1  jank_king20 2019-01-14

Itโ€™s a zoinks from me yโ€™all

1  LikeTotesObvi 2019-01-14

Jinkies!

1  charming_tatum 2019-01-14

I blame yikes posting on The Office. I feel that would had completely left American vernacular until the office brought it back