Jew gets kicked off a plane for musty bussy

People from India use lots of spices and people from other Southeast Asian countries use lot of garlic which has lots of health benefits," according to a message. "However, there is one problem. The body odor due to consumption of these foods becomes strong.

TIL why white people don't season their food

1 okedtsuj 2019-01-26

white people smell like sour milk

1 charming_tatum 2019-01-26

For real? Are you sure you don't mean just fat white people? I've dated a few black girls and they say if our hair is long and wet we smell like a wet dog

1 BabyKhmer 2019-01-26

Black people all smell like dirty cocoa butter

1 archangelgabriel12 2019-01-26

in general niiggers to tend to be more repulsive than average

1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-26

Wow Covington Catholoc student in the wild

1 Aiwatcher 2019-01-26

Nah dude dressing up in blackface and painting long white lips on yourself isn't racist. It's just school spirit

1 umar4812 2019-01-26

dressing up

TIL wearing a single colour all over your body is the same thing as only colouring your face

1 Aiwatcher 2019-01-26

How the fuck does that make it better?

1 Farting_Goldfish 2019-01-26

It's a blackout lol do you watch sports hell do you have a life?

1 Aiwatcher 2019-01-26

You don't draw white lips on your face for blackout dude. I don't care if they didn't intend it to be racist, that's just a cringey fucking thing to do.

1 Farting_Goldfish 2019-01-26

That's odd I'll give you that.

1 umar4812 2019-01-26

Apparently it was meant to represent Venom, and comparing that look to Venom, it seems to check out with the way it points upwards at each end for the mouth and eyesd

1 Aiwatcher 2019-01-26

I'd actually buy that. Hadn't looked at it that way. Honestly I'm acting overdramatic, I don't really care a lick about these kids and im tired of hot takes in the news.

Thanks man.

1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-26

I'm acting overdramatic

You're not supposed to admit it, fuckface 😡😡😡

1 Throwthatawayk77 2019-01-26

It’s called a blackout party and if you weren’t such a shut in dork you might’ve been invited to one

1 Aiwatcher 2019-01-26

Tell me, how often you painted long white vaudeville style lips on your face when you did blackouts?

1 tathrowaway666 2019-01-26

I don’t know to me it looks more like venom with the tails on the eyes. If anything it proves one kid may be racist? The rest of the ones painted were just all black so I don’t see how this proves the school is racist or promotes racism

1 Aiwatcher 2019-01-26

Yeah someone pointed out the venom connection earlier, and I can definitely see that now.

1 Karmaisforsuckers 2019-01-26

Your Dad throws a lot of Blackout parties for your Mom

1 Throwthatawayk77 2019-01-26

Is this Xbox live

1 Kiru-Kokujin29 2019-01-26

this but unironically

1 Bigbewmistaken 2019-01-26

Imagine still believing in this shit.

1 Throwthatawayk77 2019-01-26

Nah that was the black Israel’s who said that

1 Alicesnakebae 2019-01-26

Kia is 3 blocks down

1 Atheistsomalipirate 2019-01-26

Says the neckbeard weeb. Go take a shower

1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-01-26

Don't you have a March for Life rally to attend?

1 RueysSoulDiegosFight 2019-01-26

^This is what happens when r/drama is mentioned outside of Reddit. People subscribe and contributed shit jokes to the conversation.

1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-01-26

Who's bitch is this?

1 RueysSoulDiegosFight 2019-01-26

Yours now. Pfft, that's what you get.

1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-01-26

https://i.imgur.com/oDVKU0b.gifv

1 umar4812 2019-01-26

Ni🅱🅱a Starship is a regular user here.

1 Agenda_Poster 2019-01-26

Leave him alone he is a fine dramatard

1 Omnifarious 2019-01-26

Looks like daddy lost one of his 'special' ones. Follow this link and you'll find your way back to where you belong.

1 QinEmperor 2019-01-26

Yes, fuck niiggers, especially niigers for niigeria and niiger!i

1 TheHeroReditDeserves 2019-01-26

Feeepo ?

1 pobodys-nerfect5 2019-01-26

This is your average r/thedonald poster

1 usedtobread 2019-01-26

Seems a tad racist tbqh, fam

1 GloGangOblock 2019-01-26

Amen brother

1 Honk4Tits 2019-01-26

Vanilla extract, Mayo's smell like salami or other cured meats.

1 mrubuto22 2019-01-26

This thread deserves some kind of award

1 jibril345 2019-01-26

blacks smell like rancid shit, tbh

1 SuperObviousShill 2019-01-26

Old asian people all smell like a combination of napthalene and rice crackers.

1 HardIsLife 2019-01-26

So, I’m old 😔

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-01-26

The Chinese working class smell of clothes that have never been washed. I cannot think why...

1 aef823 2019-01-26

It's usually the sun, we chinese people smell like burnt rice if left out in the sun too long.

Now, imagine soaking up pollutants from the air while that happens.

1 usedtobread 2019-01-26

It's how people who eat milk and milk products smell to people who don't consume dairy at all after infancy, like many East Asians.

If you didn't use milk for a year and lived away from it you might have the same experience.

1 charming_tatum 2019-01-26

I cant drink milk, I'm extremely lactose intolerant. I use almond milk on coffee(which is not good) and sometimes eat cheese

1 usedtobread 2019-01-26

Oh ok. Well what I related was what the Chinese grad student I met through my university's friends with internationals said.

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-01-26

Chinese people believe that ducks can't fly. They say all sorts of shit.

1 usedtobread 2019-01-26

No doubt. Traditional or folk concepts are wacky the whole world over. I relate to them as I do poetry; there is a grasping after something, more or less real, more or less good, usually less than true in terms of exactly reproducible fact and expressing predictive power.

1 Singulaire 2019-01-26

Are you sure you don't mean just fat white people?

Ameriburger don't know of any other kind.

1 -Kite-Man- 2019-01-26

Ameriburgers is kind of redundant isn't it?

1 Singulaire 2019-01-26

Have to differentiate them from the Amerihues.

1 -Kite-Man- 2019-01-26

I've never heard that before, what are hues?

I want to say Hue Jackson but I have football on the brain lately.

1 Singulaire 2019-01-26

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Huehuehue

1 -Kite-Man- 2019-01-26

Ah, spend a lot of time in Rhode Island?

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-01-26

I hear of a Hugh Jackman.

I want to know what's an Ackman and how huge is it?

1 -Kite-Man- 2019-01-26

Hue Jackson is much funnier than Hugh Jackman.

Hugh Jackman definitely more likeable tho. Unless your name is Cox.

1 HardIsLife 2019-01-26

No, it has nothing to do with weight. Some fit mayos just came out from hitting the gym? Also smell like spoiled milk to me.

1 RollBread 2019-01-26

It is almost entirely to do with physical health, not your skin colour (white means jackshit).

1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-01-26

we smell like a wet dog

black women's sense of smell is greatly influenced by their upper lip

1 BabyKhmer 2019-01-26

It's annoying how you smell one Zhid, and suddenly think that is how all White people smell

1 okedtsuj 2019-01-26

Zhid

fuck off antisemite

1 DeathBahamutXXX 2019-01-26

what is a zhid?

1 okedtsuj 2019-01-26

it's like nigger but for jews

1 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-01-26

Neat.

1 shallowchasm 2019-01-26

I love learning new slurs

1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-01-26

yeah I'm just stumbling upon this, pretty hype rn, can't wait to tell the guys at my local hardware store.

1 opi 2019-01-26

Nope, it's just Jew in Polish: Żyd

https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/%C5%BByd

1 cheers_grills 2019-01-26

when your language is so retarded even links give up

1 opi 2019-01-26

I know Americans can't deal with so many letters in an alphabet so we tried our best to make it comfortable for you. Sorry, it seems we failed, even if our intention were pure.

1 Edgy_ButtPosts 2019-01-26

Look I Parkinson'sd an existing Latin character! Aren't I unique?

1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-26

It's interesting how it becomes a slur in other languages. Just like polack is the normal word for poles in russian yet it's offensive in the west apparently

1 bussy_queen 2019-01-26

Polak also means Pole in Polish

1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-26

Oh right, that makes sense

1 Soyboy- 2019-01-26

Definitely use it as much as you can when you visit.

1 Gil-Gandel 2019-01-26

Similarly Baluchis come from Baluchistan, Afghanis come from Afghanistan, Turkmenis come from Turkmenistan, Kazaks come from Kazakstan, but you follow this logic through with people from Pakistan and everyone loses their shit.

1 sooth_ 2019-01-26

it's not a slur, that's just literally just our word for jew

t. slav

1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-26

Depends on which flavour of slav

t. slav

1 9777 2019-01-26

Thanks, gonna use that from now on.

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1 ioiidnsksi 2019-01-26

whats the problem with being antisemitic?

1 okedtsuj 2019-01-26

are you going to change your second sentence every two seconds lmao

1 ioiidnsksi 2019-01-26

what?

1 okedtsuj 2019-01-26

~~are you a kike~~

~~are you jidf~~

~~x gon give it to ya~~

what's next, goyim

1 ioiidnsksi 2019-01-26

1 sevgee 2019-01-26

my grand-grandpapa was jewish

That's not how Jewness gets transmitted, goy

1 Turtle_shell_wok 2019-01-26

Weird

1 troglody 2019-01-26

Craziest post ive ever seen on reddit, bravo

1 ralphbrenting 2019-01-26

Nah it’s wet dog

1 BlessThisBussy 2019-01-26

Yikes

1 ralphbrenting 2019-01-26

O B S E S S E D

1 BlessThisBussy 2019-01-26

You belong in a museum

1 ineed750bucks 2019-01-26

I was waiting for the screamer to pop from her face

1 umar4812 2019-01-26

Who's that?

1 BlessThisBussy 2019-01-26

https://old.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/afwyfl/rchristianity_shows_us_how_progressive_and/ee28qog/

1 umar4812 2019-01-26

Thanks you

1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-01-26

That and spoiler cheese. Whitoids love fucking cheese.

1 IronComrade 2019-01-26

when did Spanish/Italians/Greeks/etc. stop using garlic?

1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-01-26

Since when are they considered to be white?

1 rnjbond 2019-01-26

That's nonsense, I eat tons of spice and have no body odor lol

1 NomDuGloom 2019-01-26

The guy who literally got kicked off a plane because he was so stanky also insisted he had no body odour

1 rnjbond 2019-01-26

Does the guy in the article really seem like someone who is self aware?

1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-01-26

Eat bland food to dunk on pajeets! Hell yeah!

1 shaneoffline 2019-01-26

Actually, this is kinda fun. Many on board apparently complained of the smell and when trying to sort their claims with his

"Now you told me for religious reasons you don't shower, is that what you said?"

"No I didn't! I shower every day. I said you kicked me off because of religious reasons."

From an internet article away, I can't tell who was right. Coulda been an airplane full of bullies.

Meanwhile, the University of Houston on Thursday defended an engineering professor who urged students — especially those from India and southeast Asia — to be aware of body odor issues.

Indian people do have a fragrance to them. I work with a lot of them and you can tell the difference between those on visit and those homebased here.

1 BabyKhmer 2019-01-26

From an internet article away, I can't tell who was right.

One look at the picture of the couple and their dental hygiene will quickly change your mind

1 shaneoffline 2019-01-26

None of them seem obese so I just dunno

1 coconut-daddy 2019-01-26

Idk the woman looks like the delusional “my natural body is beautiful I won’t let society force me to conform” type

1 shaneoffline 2019-01-26

They shower daily tho

1 SpeakLikeAChild04 2019-01-26

And yet they're still alive...

Really makes you think.

1 shaneoffline 2019-01-26

How they stepped into a planeful of bigots really stretches the imagination

yet here we are

1 shaneoffline 2019-01-26

And yet they're still alive...

still alive...? Something is making me think.

1 fretit 2019-01-26

But do they bath the baby too?

1 disfiguredskater 2019-01-26

How fat are you? I he dude is obviously obese.

1 shaneoffline 2019-01-26

How fat are you? I he dude is obviously obese.

I'll forgive your typos if you forgive my fat.

1 usedtobread 2019-01-26

In nomine Patri, et Filii, et Spiritu Sanctu te absolvo.

Now that we've sorted that out, I think most diets as such are based in self hatred and envy. Neither I nor any of your friends want that for you. That said, your lower back, your knees, the arches of your feet, your pancreas, and everyone who sees your body each day would like you to consider during a time of reflection laying off the Twinkies and drink only green tea and water for a decade or so. Maybe you could integrate some walking into your week. 150 minutes of exertion a week is supposed to be the minmax for longevity and lifelong vigor if you're looking to just barely get by.

Sincerely, Etc., etc.

1 fretit 2019-01-26

obese

They both seem pretty fat to me. Possibly obese. It doesn't take much to crack the BMI=30 barrier.

1 shaneoffline 2019-01-26

You stink too twigboi

Gotta scrub those skin-on-skinjoints

1 cheers_grills 2019-01-26

It doesn't take much to crack the BMI=30 barrier.

C O P E

1 umar4812 2019-01-26

COPE

Stop stuffing your face, Mr American.

1 reebokpumps 2019-01-26

Lol the guy is defiantly obese, not morbidly but he looks like a fat guy with Down syndrome.

1 Gil-Gandel 2019-01-26

defiantly

Oh, you think he should be apologetic about it?

1 reebokpumps 2019-01-26

Mobile user, deal with it

1 Gil-Gandel 2019-01-26

A bad workman always blames his tools.

1 TheChicagoOutfit 2019-01-26

I say that about my dick and sex.

1 umar4812 2019-01-26

I can get this for the woman, but the guy's teeth look fine.

1 lascanto 2019-01-26

Woman just looks like she has an overbite. But I guess not smiling with teeth is an indication of bad teeth¿

Either way, they seemed to smell fine through the picture.

1 umar4812 2019-01-26

Yeah, nothing really stands out apart from that overbite.

1 DrZerglingMD 2019-01-26

Dad's good friend had some indian neighbors below him who cooked with curry a fuck ton. They stunk up the entire building during some holiday where they were cooking everything with it non stop.

1 Megazor 2019-01-26

A lot of landlords won't rent to east Indians for that reason. The cleanup job to remove the curry scent from the walls is as expensive as cleaning after a meth lab.

1 ineedmorealts 2019-01-26

The cleanup job to remove the curry scent from the walls is as expensive as cleaning after a meth lab cookout.

Maybe if you're a retard. The reason the smell sticks is because of oil and spices, just install some ventilation and everythings fine

1 Unkill_is_dill 2019-01-26

Curry smells delicious as fuck, you whitoid.

1 DownVoteGuru 2019-01-26

Yo series post time.

Never say someone smells if its a distinct racial smell.

Its okay to joke with people you know but this shit is retarded, fuck that professor.

1 shaneoffline 2019-01-26

Counterposting demands I tell you that professors need to crowd control. If someone smells funny, young people are gonna find it reason enough to be distracted from the lecture.

1 Wtfct 2019-01-26

Serious post in r/drama?

Can we lock this place down again so this faggot can leave

1 factsandlogic2 2019-01-26

It's better to tell someone they smell like curry and it's off putting than to just let them go around smelling curry and putting every one off.

1 QinEmperor 2019-01-26

If you smell like curry, go fuck yourself and shower.

Indians aren't born smelling like naan and chicken tikka masala. Odour occurs due to diet and poor personal hygiene; if you smell like the food you eat, go take a daily shower and gargle mouthwash like the rest of us

1 DocMjolnir 2019-01-26

If you smell, you smell. Stop smelling, smelly.

1 DaYooper 2019-01-26

Have you ever been in an engineering department? The off the boat Indians straight up refuse to wear deodorant, and it makes you gag

1 VisualSkill 2019-01-26

It's true, because all the off the boat indians are south indians who keep making this sewer water called "Sambar", it looks, smells and probably tastes like the comode water, after you remove all the turds from it

1 trilateral1 2019-01-26

stinky people need to be shamed

1 thetinguy 2019-01-26

white people smell fucking awful. like rotten milk all the time.

1 Kuonji 2019-01-26

Body odor is nothing compared to the god awful halitosis. brush your goddamn teeth

1 bareballzthebitch 2019-01-26

it's over for smellcels

1 OnePercentOfMonster 2019-01-26

why didn't the pussy ass reporter tell us how bad the kikes actually smelled?

1 ol_l_l-l_l_lo 2019-01-26

In the first video the airline employee makes a face when the guy says "We do not have odor" that clearly shows the couple smelled like parsley, sage, rosemary and shit.

1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-01-26

"Now to be fair, guys, you do fuckin stink. I don't think there was a religious reason for this expulsion."

1 BenaGD 2019-01-26

Do you guys believe the jew? Or the Arab

1 Squire_Sebas_Senator 2019-01-26

Nasty people.

1 ConfuseTheJews 2019-01-26

He was probably a gamer with the body odor

1 GandalftheChromatic 2019-01-26

Imagine the smell

1 Edgy_ButtPosts 2019-01-26

Oy vey, the goyim nose!

1 archangelgabriel12 2019-01-26

muslims and niiggers from detroit kicked the smelly kike out of the plane

1 sevp 2019-01-26

OUT!

1 M1ST1C 2019-01-26

no hes redpilled about the jews so he stays

1 CantWakeUpJPG 2019-01-26

Back to /r/KiA, m*yoid.

1 newcomer_ts 2019-01-26

The irony of Ali G aka Barron Cohen's "Is this case I is Jew" comes full circle...

1 retarded4bustin 2019-01-26

Understandable that he would be afraid of showers.

1 Atheistsomalipirate 2019-01-26

Oy vey

1 GayRadFemMuslimJew 2019-01-26

How would anyone have known they were Jewish before trying to kick them off, he looks like any typical wimpy white guy to me, but there's no obvious sign pointing out he's Jewish. Why do they always go for this whenever they get in an argument? It's not about identity, it's because you fuckin stink probably, lmfao

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-01-26

Orthodox

1 DocMjolnir 2019-01-26

They're just like weebs and smell the same

Nan des ka

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-01-26

I used to live near a suburb that had the black coats and big furry hats, what type are they?

1 captainktainer 2019-01-26

Some flavor of Hasidim. There are a number of sects with varying practices, but big furry hats mean Hasidic.

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-01-26

👆👆👆

1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-01-26

Felt bad for them in the Australian summers.

1 Pro_Extent 2019-01-26

Why do you think there's so few down here?

That and the fact that everyone votes so there's no way for them to achieve extra representation in democracies.

1 RochelleH 2019-01-26

I lived with an Orthodox Jew once, and he only bathed in some random waterfall every morning at 4am. I'm dead serious... he'd drive out of the city an hour to go and bathe in some secret waterfall, apparently for religious reasons...

Maybe their bathing was ...insufficient... for some reason like this.

1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-01-26

Are you sure your roommate wasn't a leprechaun?

1 SuperObviousShill 2019-01-26

What the hell is that? They both have the same style, and that style looks like a rural comic book shop's patron's take on jewish garb.

1 aef823 2019-01-26

I'd just assume they were downsie robbers and the guy forgot the ski mask but remembered to bring his discount toupee.

1 unrulyfarmhand 2019-01-26

As a beautiful aryan white guy with a chin and a normal sized nose, you have offended me deeply.

1 Sniffbutter 2019-01-26

I blame game of thrones for this. if they just kept it white, why would people complain? fuck this, im joining afrika. fuck lions.

1 MG87 2019-01-26

When the fuck did they start doing this? After all the slobby, stinky fucks I've sat next to on flights NOW is when they start kicking people off?

1 Kuonji 2019-01-26

Seriously. Some Indian grandpa removed his shoes next to me on a flight and I couldn't eat any meals . Worst flight ever.

1 fretit 2019-01-26

"And they still haven't said which one of us they said had body odor. Was it me, my wife, my baby?" he said.

Should they have sniffed them one by one???

1 fretit 2019-01-26

I bet the baby had a nicely packed and well-aged poop latka in his diaper.

1 Goonist 2019-01-26

Why do Jews always go into victim mode and act anything done to them is because they are Jewish, its fucking disgusting.

1 BenaGD 2019-01-26

What a post you have in r/upo

1 Goonist 2019-01-26

Idk what that is

1 BenaGD 2019-01-26

Unpopular opinion

1 Goonist 2019-01-26

Yea, nothing I said was a lie. If anyone deserves a day it's Malcolm X.

1 BenaGD 2019-01-26

1 Goonist 2019-01-26

Be gone Jew

1 BenaGD 2019-01-26

No u

1 trilateral1 2019-01-26

same reason women, queers, blacks, illegals,... do it:

because we let them

1 TendiesAndMeth 2019-01-26

Ehh black people and illegals definitely get a worse deal, wahmen and the possums only if they are poor, the upper middle class ones have nothing to complain about tho

1 capthazelwoodsflask 2019-01-26

It really doesn't matter what race or religion they're from. They're from Southfield and that's all you need to know. Of all the armpits of Detroit, Southfield is the armpitiest.

1 Chronic2k 2019-01-26

I got a couple of showers in my bunker for these jews.

1 CurvyAnna 2019-01-26

(((Bitch))) you stink

1 elksandturkeys 2019-01-26

I need to get religion. Then I can use that as an excuse to smell like I shit my pants.

1 MidnightTide 2019-01-26

Time for them to take a shower.

1 mohkohnsepicgun 2019-01-26

That picture of them is kind of adorable.

I refuse to accept that practising Jews could have B.O. Have you any idea how many OCDs the average Jewish person has?