Mentally unstable girl scared of innocent guy vents on twoxchromoms and gets 5k upvotes

1  2019-01-28 by BenaGD

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The only point you'll ever have is that you represent the sad, fedora-wearing, bloated face of capitalism in the 21st century.

Unfairly made famous and rich through copied ideas and appealing to kids. And yet is driven by some bizarre need for attention to spout insane, teenage edge lord style views. You are clearly not all that up on politics (or anything, maybe you can code?) yet your wealth has given you an oversized platform of confused 12 to 16 year olds to yell "sjwjjwjwj" at over and over again.

Honestly, I don't give a shit if you've been driven mad by fame or some bullshit. When I see amazing creative people dying depressed in poverty every day and you get to sit on twitter and make half assed 'now yur the nazi' comments, it's fucking sickening.

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Proof that XY women are superior

I'm glad I get to live in a world were just the sight of me is enough to instill fear in women, must be all the onions giving me power

Imagine

just the sight of me is enough to instill fear in women

IncelGang

This ain't it chief

You know the funniest thing is when these guys are sent to therapy they are told to be more confident in order to somehow dispell the fear of the woman, And when the women go to therapy they are told to be more weary and paranoid. Very strange times we live in.

Dont worry its merely Westerncells genocie.

western """""civilization""""" should have given way to nubian kings after the haitian rebellion. hopefully the porcelain dicklets will be put down and the rest of us can live in peace

I was once out walking my dog in my neighborhood one night. When a thot is being dropped off by her friend. She gets out of her car and takes one step, looks at me. Then leans down and says loudly, "DONT LEAVE UNTIL I'M IN THE DOOR."

Then runs for her door. I was there flabbergasted at this fat hoe's audacity. I mean who in the hell brings their dog to a break in/rape?

I mean who in the hell brings their dog to a break in

You haven't met a lot of junkies.

Title begins with To the random person

Every.Single.Time

Reality reflects the memes.

I like the thanksposting as well

To all the dumb foids who are dumb in public: thanks

To the random older woman who probably saved my life last night: I was finishing my shift at the all-you-can-eat vegan restaurant and was about to close up. You were paying for your meal and I was about to say “have a good night” when a really sketchy looking man walked in. I immediately realized he was a violent misogynist by the way he limped feebly while wearing a cast on his leg. I threw you a scared glance as he walked up to me and asked if I’d seen a large white envelope he might have left behind an hour earlier. I wordlessly pleaded with you for help as this probable rapist told me the envelope contained his cancer medication and he had to find it because he couldn’t afford to buy any more. You read my terrified face and rescued me by claiming you had noticed it, picked it up and threw it in a trash can half a block away. Your ploy worked because this creep groaned “oh no!” and quickly hobbled out of the door towards the trash can. You saved me from being raped, and I don’t even know your name.

To the kind gentleman who made sure I would be safe

You only knew me for 5 minutes, I was preparing your sub and was ringing up your order so I could go on about my chores at work.

I work at Subway, and typically on weekends I close by myself (my boss is odd like that) my shift was from 4:30pm-10pm, and I had no one other than myself working the store. It was another ordinary night, the usual, very slow shift and just getting a customer here and there. This very nice gentleman walks in and orders his sub, and as I am about to ring up his order and tell him to have a nice night, a woman pulls up in the parking lot and rushes in the store. She proceeds to ask me “do you have a phone I could use? I just got off work..”. At first I noticed she seemed off, not fully there. Just something about her wasn’t right. I proceed to say “you can use the store phone ma'am, if you’d like.” She then reaches for the phone and makes her call.

For some reason I felt so uneasy about her being there, something just wasn’t right. So I turned to the gentleman to tell him to have a good night and to enjoy his sub, hoping he could read the concern in my eyes. He most definitely did. He then proceeded to whisper so very quietly, “is anyone else with you in here?” I say, “no sir.” He nodded and said out loud so the woman would be able to hear I guess; “I will be waiting in here until my ride arrives. If that’s okay?” I said sure that’s fine.

I’ve never had that happen to me before, and I’m not referring to the situation with the woman. I mean I’ve never experienced another man being able to understand my concern by simply looking at my face, and then proceeding to stay, for just another 5 minutes until he’s sure I’m safe. It was the most reassuring and wholesome thing I’ve ever felt. After he said that I had to step to the back for a bit to refrain from her seeing my tears welling up in my eyes. But I got myself together and stepped out to the front. He didn’t know me, he didn’t have to do that for me, but he did anyways. I’m forever thankful. After the gal left we chatted for a bit and laughed some.

I have grown up with a lot of men in my household/family, but sadly they’re busy men who were/are hardly around since I can remember. I don’t recall any men in my family ever doing something like this for me. Which made me realize the beauty in today’s world, men who don’t know each other, simply being there for each other and making sure we stay safe in this world we live in currently. Truly made my night, I’m forever holding onto this memory.

"tothe" is the new "shitdidnthappen.txt"

Ok for one women actually stand a heavy chance of being raped when were out in public. Men are predators by nature and will take any given opportunity to rape a women. She's lucky that the other women was there to act as a deterrent. Males are much less likely to attempt a rape if women are in a group.

Cope

Women are feeble so it wouldn't matter how many of them there are. One man 2 women = 2 for 1 rape special. Women should never leave the house without a male escort. This is why we NEED Islam.

Then who will you murder?

He is ready for a bigger challenge.

Being fat will no longer save them

If you like Islam so much why don't you take a trip to Syria and live there ?

Don't need to, we're bringing it to the West and woke middle aged white women will yaaas kween all the way to the chopping block.

They're fucking idiots then. Islam is nothing but a threat to free women across the world.

100 % this

Free women for every man is a god given right.

yikes

Because r/drama hates Syriaposters.

Ok for one women actually stand a heavy chance of being raped when were out in public.

This isn't true. Most women who are raped are raped by someone they know. The "rapist hiding in a bush" thing is a myth.

To the person who invented open letters,

Fuck you.

Best wishes,

/u/Van-Diemen

links entire thread

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Too much drama for me to pick one comment. All the top comments deserve to be linked so read all of them you sick fuck

You lazy.

Just read faggot

t. lazy newfag

👏and👏that's👏a👏good👏thing👏

TrollX is just random Thots faking storys and circlejerk.

Every comment starts with „I have a similiar story...“.

Same, I've been raped 43 times in the past 3 minutes, and my dad literally supports trump and I'm the only atheist in my super conservative Christian family, I'm also a virgin

I knew a woman, early days of the internet so this shit wasn't all over, who claimed every time she went into comic book stores men tried to assault her.

She never responded to the obvious response, why do you keep going?

To get comic books duh!

Amazon

early days of the internet

Amazon

Same reason that woman kept going back to Brett Kavanaugh's rape parties, she HAD to keep gathering proof while risking being sexually assaulted in order to ruin his political career decades later.

She never responded to the obvious response, why do you keep going?

"You're not really here for the comics, are you?"

I'm the only atheist in my super conservative Christian family

This is too 2013 Reddit, instead say you're the only Muslim in your super Atheist family, and that your dad reads Sam Harris books.

Wow that story reminds me of my greatest trauma. I was writing a true story of how some MAGA College boys were probably trying to rape kill me when I was exposing their islamophobic views. They screamed "Now that Trump is our president we can do whatever we want. Not like under Obama who was so strong and amazing that we were afraid that we could no longer spread our hate. We hate strong feminists such as yourself because we are also afraid of you. Build the wall!!"

But then I was harrassed by an online hate sub called dramatic or so. When I went there I read comments and their hate penetrated my eyes and then went straight in my brain, raping it.

I was at work and got a full blown panic attack. First crying and shaking violently. My hands were wailing around and I pushed the monitor down. Then I had explosive diarrhea and then I puked like a fountain, still crying. I fact I have to clench my butthole just remebering this brain-rape as I was not consenting to read comments that were so vile.

When I went there I read comments and their hate penetrated my eyes and then went straight in my brain, raping it.

You should work for buzzfeed

Wants free birth control pills so she can have a bowl of them to eat like mints even though she never has sex.

Twoxchromosomes *

Where is the difference?

One is a text post sub. The other is Tumblr lite.

I thought it was copy pasta... I may have to make an account to farm femkarmaz

We need a new Hitler tbh

Reading an open letter on reddit is like talking about Canada in public. At a genetic level, how is it possible that anyone can care?

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So she's telling a story in which literally nothing occurred?

Let’s unpack this.

No you misogynist shitlord she almost got raped didn’t you read the story?! He was standing over her ominously while asking for “a phone”, when in reality that is code for “can I rape you in the back of the store”. Smh toxic masculinity and patriarchy these days.

Yikes, I can’t believe in 2019 I still have to explain how asking to use a phone is representative of white supremacy and patriarchy to cisnormative hetero, gender conforming, binary, white, Caucasian, melanin-deficient, moids.

And they say the right can't meme smh 😤

And they say being anti-dumbass is right wing smh 😤

And they say being right wing is right wing smh 😤

And they say can i get the fortnite burger smh 😤

Nah, but only a right-winger could produce something as EPIC funny as this 😎

😴😴😴

I wish i knew none of those words

It sounds like the story is interesting from the guy’s point of view given how clearly an emergency happened but the foid writing the post seems to think she’s tangentially worth the time to listen to. Roasties love to talk about themselves especially when they’re really talking about other people.

Time to call the IRS

Which sub has more fake stories? Twox or relationship_advice?

I'd say twox

Writingpromts got less fake stories than both of them.

Oh god oh fuck guys I misspelled chromosomes please don't make fun of me

Hey retard, you spelled chromosomes wrong.

He probably has an extra one somewhere.

Ha spell much

I thought "chromom" was meant to be an amusing wordplay, kinda like a portmanteau of "chromosome" and "mom".

How do these women go outside this just shows Islam is ahead of its time

I mean, she works at Subway. She's not exactly winning at life.

Twox: Stop stereotyping minorities and Muslims as murderers and rapists bigots

Also twox: Thank God I'm alive, the shy dude at Subway was probably planning on raping me

shy dude

Victim blaming again are we? No he wasn't shy! HE came into the store and HE asked for a phone and HE used the store phone. In what part of her beautiful story did she mention shy? HE was not shy about his intent to speak on the phone nor was he with planning something heinous.

All you gotta do to defuse the "Im afraid of all Men" shit is support them for also being vigilant against black and hispanic Men as well. Watch the head spin.

Guuuuurrrrrllll u intuition us always 100% right always never doubt urself KWAINz

Mayocide now please god

> innocent
> guy. It's 2019, get with the program

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It's funny because the only one of those people in the story that actually might have been in need of some /r/humansbeingbros action is the one that immediately got classified as a "potential threat", just because he was a dude.

But hey, #womanpower

Alright, who's gonna repost this crap 4 months from now but include in the story that the man was black? It will cause at least two thousand comments and get linked to every meta sub, where Feminist heads will explode trying to explain how the woman is not racist.

Wait all the "suspicious" person talk isnt a dog whistle fir black already?

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Schizo Susan Saved from Subway Strangler by Sweet Old Lady.

Having worked in retail/convince stores 9/10 people asking to use a store phone are broke addicts without a cell phone plan that say they’re calling a ride or their girlfriend but immediately start setting up a deal.

Of course I worked at a gas station that sold booze and drug paraphernalia so it probably drew a different crowd.

But I don’t think OP is some crazy harpy for getting a bad vibe from some sketchy rando hustling in to use the phone.

Also not uncommon at all for decent people to linger behind to keep an eye on odd customers when a girl is working by herself.

Sorry for the whiteknighty srsposting🐧

I have gone into stores to ask for phones multiple times over the course of my life when its been out of battery and its always been fine, the last time the guy there happily gave me his mobile and asked to put my phone in their charger while I was there.

You sound like a broke crack addict that sets up deals. And that guy most likely thought you were robbing him.

Good for you. In some neighborhoods that normal in others it’s a red flag

The Day of the Can cannot come fast enough...

What’s that even been you alt-posting creep?

I don’t recall any women in my family ever doing something like this for me.

Not even this person's own family cares whether she gets murdered. This is really quite sad.

I love the woman saying "3 thug type males tried to open the door" the probably thought it was still open. Jfc. Also imagine your father waiting around for shift to be over every night. I'd rather be murdered.

3 thug type males

I wonder what made them “thug type”?🤔🤔🤔

Jesus every single comment is just some fake story to drum up more attention for themselves

Also, what kind of fucking pussy is scared of a man who just asked to use a phone

From one Sandwich Artist to another, I’m glad you’re safe.

so they're finally learning their place..

If you would have made this comment a couple of hours earlier, itd be at the top.

i appreciate that friendo! im not worried about coming out on top, just saying what needs to be said

To the man I tied up and pistol whipped during the robbery. Hey. I know you don’t know me, and maybe this means nothing to you. I just want to start of by telling you I’m so so sorry for your loss. This genuinely made me cry. I’ve been bottling up my emotions for so long I haven’t cried in over a year. I’ve had a pretty shitty upbringing and my life has been more than I can handle. I was planning on ending my life soon. After reading this, I can’t.

I don’t want it to be me, I don’t want my loved ones going through what you described. I think about myself going through what you did and I don’t think I’d be able to handle it. I don’t have very many people in my life, but the ones I do love me very very much. I imagine the face on my little sister who’s always looked up to me, and loves me more than a sister can love a brother. I imagine my other baby sister growing up without me, not knowing who I was and how sad she would get from my sister telling her stories about how much I loved her, and how I left her behind alone.

Most of all I picture my mom, who would give her soul if it meant life would be just a little easier for me. And how crushed she would be to lose me.

I can’t take it. It’s too much to know they’d hurt that much. I just can’t fucking take it.

You saved a life today. I’m going to learn coding as soon as I can. Thank you so much

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You sound just like him...

Now I want to insert my penis in the blowhole of a dolphin. Thank you koalarookim!

I pity the fool who sticks his dick in her tampon rotted vagina

What the fuck? Even the top post is literally just a guy ordering food from Subway.

Are these femoids legitimately so neurotic that a male customer doing male customer shit triggers them?

Ask him to hold you down. Tell him you're going to fight your hardest to get away, but not to let you up until you say the word banana or something.

Tell him to take note of how fucking easy it is for him to resist your best efforts.

Tell him that's why you worry about yourself and your daughter.

Tell him the names of everyone you know that has been raped or assaulted, if you know he will keep that information confidential. If he won't, tell him how many of the women you know have been raped or assaulted.

And ask him how he'd feel if that daughter of yours got tackled off her bike by an opportunistic drunk who wanted to get his dick wet and didn't care how it happened.

Bonus if you use the shocking language to get the point across.

Ask him if he thinks it's too soft to want to make sure she's safe.

Show him the twitter thread responses asking what women would do if men had a curfew.

It probably won't get him to immediately change his mind, but it might make him think just a little bit.

Anyone else getting a bit stiff?

No empathy at all. This guy was obviously experiencing a minor emergency if his phone was dead and he urgently had to make a call in the store.

That type of narcissistic paranoia is so common on that sub. Imagine living your life like that.

Absolutely guarantee that the big scary man this girl's talking about was black or Hispanic. Woke white women are the most blatantly racist demographic I've ever encountered irl; my uber-feminist housemate once refused to go out to an all-ages African music dance night at a community center because she was absolutely certain that she'd get raped.