Anybody who loves raccoons has never dealt with an infestation of them. You literally have to to war with them. Only thing I hate more than a raccoon is a skunk, skunks ruin everything
I am currently fighting a skunk. It is massive. As big as a medium sized dog. It steals the food scraps I leave for the squirrels, rabbits and chipmunks. I know it has killed chickens. Last year one of the chipmunks was caught in netting. In the process of freeing the chipmunk I was bitten. I probably would have gone to the hospital if it broke skin. I can deal with chipmunk bites but being bitten or sprayed by a skunk is a bridge to far.
Im pretty sure its oil based so without a detergent it fucking lingers IME. But they arent as prone to spraying as people think, its a super last resort. Ive trapped them before, nerve wrackingly carried the trap to the middle of a pasture and then shot them more than once. The trap then stinks for like a week.
Only thing I hate more than a raccoon is a skunk, skunks ruin everything
A coworkers friend of mine got sprayed by a skunk because the dumbass apparently threw a rock at it and it chased him back to the car then sprayed him. The dude literally had to walk 10 miles home because my co-worker refused to let the dude into the car for obvious reasons.
long story short never throw a rock at a skunk because those mothefuckers are not afraid of you
And they might find Smite and Global Offensive retarded, however I'd imagine they have more descriptive words and actual points to make at their disposal - if they were to even judge what you find brings you enjoyment in whatever way, as you did to them, to begin with.
People can find enjoyment with whatever the fuck they want to, and if that's raccoons then more power to them.
Nah, honestly just thought you might have wandered in here and started voicing your innocent opinion without knowledge of how this place works. This sub has a weird in-joke culture where everything is laughed and damn-near nothing is taking seriously unless the event is an affront to nature. If you voice a serious opinion just expect to get laughed at. Honestly I love this sub though
Lol no prob man I hope you enjoy the drama. there are a lot of in-jokes but you'll figure them out over time. If you legit have questions you can just PM me but low-key the very fact that we're talking about the meta of this sub is practically forbidden and against some super secret honor code 😂
One time when I was a kid, my dad set up those squirrel cage traps in the fruit trees in the back yard to catch the fruit stealing vermin. When he caught them he'd just pop them with a walter p22 with a suppressor & subsonic ammo, since we lived in the middle of the city, and throw them in the trash.
One day he caught a possum in there, and did the same, but when he went to dump the possum in the garbage, it wasn't dead, and leaped away, scurrying stupidly around the yard with a bullet lodged in it's brain.
My dad, not wanting to sling bullets at a running animal in a neighborhood, grabs this weird 3 foot long metal potato masher looking thing that he uses to push down garbage in the cans and starts chasing the possum around with it, trying to beat it to death.
My dog, a 20lb rat terrier not much bigger than the possum, sees this and decides that my dad has finally snapped and begun beating small animals to death. He bolts under the grill cover and out of sight immediately. Then he emerges, bites my pant leg and starts trying to drag me under the grill cover. He was afraid of my dad for days after that.
Of course he was right to be so, because my dad beat the fuck out of me with that trash masher right after he finished off that possum, which is why I'm half retarded today.
Not just a vaccine. You have to give active immunization (vaccine) and passive immunization (premade anti-rabies antibodies) to have a hope of survival. Otherwise rabies is pretty much game over. The virus will crawl through your nerves until it gets to your brain, then you become animalistic, aggressive and extremely afraid of water. Not a fun way to go.
Vermin don't have hunting laws associated with them most of the time. There can be laws with capturing and keeping them alive, ie you can't lock one up to raise like a rabbit for meat or fur.
He truly was based. Was a handyman, so had all kinds of high end tools I could borrow for DIY repairs. Stereotypical giant family of like 6 kids who were all well behaved and who he used like a lawn crew to keep his property looking spotless.
He moved out and now I have to deal a shitty mayo family. The kids play the clarinet or some shit, and the dad is a 40yo Boomer hanging onto his youth by skateboarding and getting drunk on Lite beers. 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
Racoons are a pain in the ass but when it comes to chicken killing, in my experience nothing is more god damned crafty and elusive than a barred owl. We fought with one for months thinking it was a mink or a coon before we finally caught that bastard. As a Tacocel myself, we sure do go to great lengths to protect our chickens.
Owls and hawks are predators but if you have a covered run it doesn’t matter. Raccoons will reach through chickenwire and choke chickens even when they know they can’t actually get to them.
You're Indian, very pro gun but post in r/politics, The_Mueller, Latestagecapitalism.
Most curiously of all you want to change your entire name, you want to change your finger prints as well(you deleted all your comments from r/India asking for skin grafts after I made my comment I see) and you also mentioned being involved in something illegal as the reason for all this. You also wondered if the Indian government shares information with foreign countries when it comes to Aadhar.
I'd also feel bad for an animal that froze to death outside. It's a rough way to go. Imagine just suffering shivering and getting weaker and weaker until you die.
A while ago I posted drama where two black people were calling each other subhuman niggers and each of them were accusing the other of having the ugliest/stereotyped black features.
I don't feel bad for the animal too much because like you said it would have probably died a far worse death. I also don't think it's bad that the OP shot the animal. However, his behavior towards the situation is really weird and in my opinion lacks empathy.
I don't think it's him killing the the animal that has so many upset, but really how he has gone about the whole situation from letting his dog bite the animal, to lying online, then to bragging about it after etc.
Raccoons are vicious mother fuckers and despite how cute they are they're actually a pest that pose a threat to small animals like pets, chickens etc.
We live in the suburbs and one kept sneaking into our neighbors yard at night to steal the catfood they have for their outdoor cat more than once it tried to attack the cat just because it was there.
Their dog finally caught the fucker one night and I wake up to the most godawful howling growling hissing noises I'd ever heard.
I look out the window and in my sleep addled mind I see someone 'beating' the dog with a rake. I rush down there thinking it's some asshole tormenting the dog and when I get to the fence I see that it's my neighbor in her nightgown and then I look at the dog and there's a raccoon just attached to his face and he's got it's throat in its mouth trying to tear it out and what I saw was her trying to knock it off with a broom.
They lasted like that for an hour and any attempt at getting the raccoon off of him just made the situation worse. It would keep pretending to be dead and then whenever the dog let up and start to let go it'd attack the dog again and it'd all start up all over again.
Damn thing finally died and the dog thankfully was more or less okay with a bit of a fucked up face that healed quickly.
Growing up in an area with lots of raccoons... they’re vermin and I’ll never understand why reddit loves them so much. They are large aggressive rats that carry disease and will attack/kill your pets.
As someone who lives somewhere civilised (i.e. we do not have raccoons) they're cute and seem like smart little shits. They're like foxes. I'm sure they're huge pains to actually have, but obviously I don't experience any of that so I don't care.
There are racoons in major cities. They definitely live in chicago.
People dont realize how not cute they are until you are greated on your porch by 50lb rat with human hands and ROUS teeth hiss-growling at you while it strews garbage all over the place.
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1 SnapshillBot 2019-01-30
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1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-30
HOW CAN ONE MAN BE SO FUCKING BASED?? 🤣🤣🤣
1 matt123hihat 2019-01-30
Nope 😊
Virgin rodent lover vs Chad raccoon slayer
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-30
MOD HIM NOW!! ✊✊✊
1 noxpallida 2019-01-30
This, but with no irony whatsoever
1 Nebor 2019-01-30
Everyone in here is vermin and /r/drama is our dumpster. Chad Raccoon slayer would genocide us all if he were a mod.
1 noxpallida 2019-01-30
Inshallah 🙌🙏🏻
1 ManBearFridge 2019-01-30
Raccoons aren't rodents 😡
1 matt123hihat 2019-01-30
I have no sympathy for vermin-sympathizers
Get off my board before I’m forced to exterminate you
1 ManBearFridge 2019-01-30
🐀🐿️🐁🐿️🐁🐿️🐁🐿️🐀
1 look4alec 2019-01-30
The shooting occurred after he got the corpse out.
1 The_DHC 2019-01-30
👆👆👆
1 LSU_Coonass 2019-01-30
holy fuck this guy is my hero ed
1 look4alec 2019-01-30
1 TruthPains 2019-01-30
Meth + Fent will give you supreme BASED levels.
Or just shooting a dumpster bandit might, as well.
1 Eternal_Mr_Bones 2019-01-30
Lol these people acting concerned about a fucking dumpster racoon's wellbeing in cold environment
1 Dramaste 2019-01-30
1 TheRobidog 2019-01-30
Forming a community around something as retarded as your love for raccoons doesn't make your love for raccoons any less retarded.
1 charming_tatum 2019-01-30
Anybody who loves raccoons has never dealt with an infestation of them. You literally have to to war with them. Only thing I hate more than a raccoon is a skunk, skunks ruin everything
1 eleven4for20 2019-01-30
I am currently fighting a skunk. It is massive. As big as a medium sized dog. It steals the food scraps I leave for the squirrels, rabbits and chipmunks. I know it has killed chickens. Last year one of the chipmunks was caught in netting. In the process of freeing the chipmunk I was bitten. I probably would have gone to the hospital if it broke skin. I can deal with chipmunk bites but being bitten or sprayed by a skunk is a bridge to far.
1 M1ST1C 2019-01-30
you could always buy a cheap .22 LR and shoot that bastard
1 degorius 2019-01-30
That will 100% cause the skunk to spray. The same muscles relaxation that cause dead animals to poop will relax the musk gland.
1 totalrandomperson 2019-01-30
I know that the stench lingers quite a bit if you get it on you.
What happens when it sprays a garden or something, a place left to the elements?
1 degorius 2019-01-30
Im pretty sure its oil based so without a detergent it fucking lingers IME. But they arent as prone to spraying as people think, its a super last resort. Ive trapped them before, nerve wrackingly carried the trap to the middle of a pasture and then shot them more than once. The trap then stinks for like a week.
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-01-30
That's why you buy a gun, retard. You're not walking up to it and shoving the bullet down its throat.
1 M1ST1C 2019-01-30
A coworkers friend of mine got sprayed by a skunk because the dumbass apparently threw a rock at it and it chased him back to the car then sprayed him. The dude literally had to walk 10 miles home because my co-worker refused to let the dude into the car for obvious reasons.
long story short never throw a rock at a skunk because those mothefuckers are not afraid of you
1 Gamer9131 2019-01-30
People can like what they like, man, jesus christ. What about it upsets you so greatly lmfao
1 TheRobidog 2019-01-30
What makes you think I'm upset? Jesus Christ.
1 Gamer9131 2019-01-30
So I guess instead of proper thought or reasoning, you instead fill in those blanks with the word "retarded"?
1 TheRobidog 2019-01-30
Pretty much, yes.
1 Gamer9131 2019-01-30
That's retarded.
1 TheRobidog 2019-01-30
Not as retarded as liking raccoons.
1 Gamer9131 2019-01-30
And they might find Smite and Global Offensive retarded, however I'd imagine they have more descriptive words and actual points to make at their disposal - if they were to even judge what you find brings you enjoyment in whatever way, as you did to them, to begin with.
People can find enjoyment with whatever the fuck they want to, and if that's raccoons then more power to them.
1 TheRobidog 2019-01-30
Sure. But who cares what they think? They're retarded enough to like raccoons.
1 kentuckyfry 2019-01-30
Do you even know what sub you're on?
1 Gamer9131 2019-01-30
Yeah, so shouldn’t you be pleased?
1 kentuckyfry 2019-01-30
Nah, honestly just thought you might have wandered in here and started voicing your innocent opinion without knowledge of how this place works. This sub has a weird in-joke culture where everything is laughed and damn-near nothing is taking seriously unless the event is an affront to nature. If you voice a serious opinion just expect to get laughed at. Honestly I love this sub though
1 Gamer9131 2019-01-30
I had no idea of that hahaha, thank you!
1 kentuckyfry 2019-01-30
Lol no prob man I hope you enjoy the drama. there are a lot of in-jokes but you'll figure them out over time. If you legit have questions you can just PM me but low-key the very fact that we're talking about the meta of this sub is practically forbidden and against some super secret honor code 😂
1 Gamer9131 2019-01-30
Thanks again haha, I hope you don’t get any trouble for your help🌚
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-01-30
YOU TWO 👉😎👉
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1 kentuckyfry 2019-01-30
fair enough you caught me
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-01-30
Welcome to the gulags, gopink
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-01-30
NORMIE
MODS GET HIM OUT
1 wow___justwow 2019-01-30
Not as retarded as calling yourself a Gamer in <CURRENT_YEAR>
1 Gamer9131 2019-01-30
What can I say, I hate woman and minorities
1 wow___justwow 2019-01-30
Me too, as well as mayos. Equal opportunity hater aka RADICAL CENTRIST here.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-01-30
If you have to say it then odds are that you're just a poser, may scum
1 wow___justwow 2019-01-30
Your comment hurt my feelings because it didn't make me feel valued as a person
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-01-30
No Redditor, let alone a dramanaut, is valuable
1 Ikea_Man 2019-01-30
LMFAAAOOOOO
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-01-30
Lol
1 Osterion 2019-01-30
I don't even like drama anyways
1 ralphbrenting 2019-01-30
If only he saw where his bacon comes from...
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-01-30
Why does everyone seem to be in a competition to act the most emotionaly detached?
1 Puokki 2019-01-30
Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Are Emotions Real Hahahaha Nigga Just Go Apathetic Like Nigga Just Don't Care Haha
1 ralphbrenting 2019-01-30
Just lol at moralfags
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-01-30
Yikes
1 ralphbrenting 2019-01-30
seething and obsessed. I won’t block you though
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-01-30
🤣😂
1 ineedmorealts 2019-01-30
morals? Morelulz more like
1 HINDBRAIN 2019-01-30
Look at this mirthful child, so naive in his innocence, still feeling joy like an inferior meat-sack.
1 ason 2019-01-30
Caring about anything is gay.
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-01-30
Yeah school sucks. We just wanna skate teacher, why you gotta keep takin our boards?
1 Ranilen 2019-01-30
https://m.imgur.com/VAaBpei
1 Ikea_Man 2019-01-30
because i'm dead inside
1 Wheretheflowersgrow 2019-01-30
Match your inside with your outside.
1 Dramaste 2019-01-30
The store like all civilized meats
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-01-30
not my boutique farm to table bacon
1 A7_AUDUBON 2019-01-30
Animal rights is about complaining about anything having to do with any animal, ever, posted on the internet in picture, gif, or video form.
1 Shitposting_Skeleton 2019-01-30
Comments: REE IT SHOULD BE STARVING IN THE WILD
1 ryandanegayin 2019-01-30
EVERY ANIMAL IN A FUNNY ANIMAL VIDEO IS UNDER SUCH INMENSE STRESS YOU'RE LITERALLY GIVING IT PTSD REEEEEEEEE
1 finbarrgalloway 2019-01-30
Mod him you cowards
1 voodoo_onion 2019-01-30
Omg i cant believe he fucking shot it. Waste of a bullet and a bloody mess. Next time just hit it in the back of the head with a 2x4 or something.
1 Nebor 2019-01-30
One time when I was a kid, my dad set up those squirrel cage traps in the fruit trees in the back yard to catch the fruit stealing vermin. When he caught them he'd just pop them with a walter p22 with a suppressor & subsonic ammo, since we lived in the middle of the city, and throw them in the trash.
One day he caught a possum in there, and did the same, but when he went to dump the possum in the garbage, it wasn't dead, and leaped away, scurrying stupidly around the yard with a bullet lodged in it's brain.
My dad, not wanting to sling bullets at a running animal in a neighborhood, grabs this weird 3 foot long metal potato masher looking thing that he uses to push down garbage in the cans and starts chasing the possum around with it, trying to beat it to death.
My dog, a 20lb rat terrier not much bigger than the possum, sees this and decides that my dad has finally snapped and begun beating small animals to death. He bolts under the grill cover and out of sight immediately. Then he emerges, bites my pant leg and starts trying to drag me under the grill cover. He was afraid of my dad for days after that.
Of course he was right to be so, because my dad beat the fuck out of me with that trash masher right after he finished off that possum, which is why I'm half retarded today.
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1 FmW-41 2019-01-30
Sounds like you deserved the masher tbh
1 FmW-41 2019-01-30
The coon killer is still on the loose. Can't anybody stop the madman?
1 Assy-McGee 2019-01-30
confirmed that OP is Ben “3rd Reich was All Right” Garrison
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-01-30
yikes lmao not all raccoons are like the ones y'all have to unpack in Stanford
1 TheRobidog 2019-01-30
#NotAllRaccoons
1 Thefbiman 2019-01-30
Raccoon got BTFO by natural selection
1 noxpallida 2019-01-30
Broke: Getting accused of unintentionally killing a raccoon by a bunch of pussies
Woke: Responding by actually killing a raccoon and siccing your dog on it
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2019-01-30
While people defend you by saying the raccoon could have rabies. The raccoon that op let his dog munch on...
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-01-30
rabies shots are a thing
1 TUMS_FESTIVAL 2019-01-30
That's a vaccine. You want the dog to get autism???
Also, it's not 100% effective.
1 KokomoOReily 2019-01-30
Dog gets rabies? Shoot the dog. It ain't rocket surgery
1 Quietus42 2019-01-30
Whoa, calm down there Daniel Graystone.
1 Ikea_Man 2019-01-30
yeah but then what will bite the dead dog
1 Nebor 2019-01-30
If you send me $50 I'll just put the dog in a cold dumpster instead.
1 bendable_girder 2019-01-30
Not just a vaccine. You have to give active immunization (vaccine) and passive immunization (premade anti-rabies antibodies) to have a hope of survival. Otherwise rabies is pretty much game over. The virus will crawl through your nerves until it gets to your brain, then you become animalistic, aggressive and extremely afraid of water. Not a fun way to go.
1 Quietus42 2019-01-30
Party rock is in the house tonight. Everybody just have a good time. And we gon' make you lose your mind. Everybody just have a good time.
1 KingNothing305 2019-01-30
So India is a bigger shithole then I thought
1 Nebor 2019-01-30
Hard to believe. They have nuclear weapons and rampant bubonic plague.
1 KingNothing305 2019-01-30
Not really this is what happens when Nuclear Physics shit in the streets
1 mygoodpostingalt 2019-01-30
I meant prior to it all. Assumed the guy would have up-to-date shots, but tbd.
1 Kiru-Kokujin31 2019-01-30
can we ping him to thank him for doing a public service?
/u/Tabantha
1 bendable_girder 2019-01-30
thank you /u/Tabantha, very cool
1 Nebor 2019-01-30
Can we ping the sperg lord that freaked out over the racoon to post bussy?
1 Tagesausbruch 2019-01-30
Isn't that poaching
1 Tabantha 2019-01-30
Nope.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-30
I fucking love you, ok? You're my spirit animal! 😍💞 (don't worry, i won't shoot you 😘)
1 Momruepari 2019-01-30
ni🅱🅱a it's a fucking raccoon. If anythin they are overpopulated
1 SlowFatHusky 2019-01-30
Vermin don't have hunting laws associated with them most of the time. There can be laws with capturing and keeping them alive, ie you can't lock one up to raise like a rabbit for meat or fur.
1 Stopwatch064 2019-01-30
No where in the world are racoon legally protected from killing.
1 The_Reason_Trump_Won 2019-01-30
Lmfao what
1 2938_throwd 2019-01-30
Fuck raccoons. Chicken killing fucks.
I used to have a Mexican neighbor who would set live traps and when he got a raccoon, he’d take out a pistol and execute it mafia style.
”Vaya con dios.”
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-01-30
ikr? 🐓😢
Based beaners 🇲🇽
1 2938_throwd 2019-01-30
He truly was based. Was a handyman, so had all kinds of high end tools I could borrow for DIY repairs. Stereotypical giant family of like 6 kids who were all well behaved and who he used like a lawn crew to keep his property looking spotless.
He moved out and now I have to deal a shitty mayo family. The kids play the clarinet or some shit, and the dad is a 40yo Boomer hanging onto his youth by skateboarding and getting drunk on Lite beers. 🤢🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
1 ALoudMouthBaby 2019-01-30
Exceptional King of the Hill reference. Bravo.
1 ToTheNintieth 2019-01-30
Somehow, I feel offended.
1 bigTstyle 2019-01-30
Yeah my buddies dad grew up on a farm and they just spear em with a pitchfork.
1 ShitTornadoToOz 2019-01-30
Racoons are a pain in the ass but when it comes to chicken killing, in my experience nothing is more god damned crafty and elusive than a barred owl. We fought with one for months thinking it was a mink or a coon before we finally caught that bastard. As a Tacocel myself, we sure do go to great lengths to protect our chickens.
1 2938_throwd 2019-01-30
Owls and hawks are predators but if you have a covered run it doesn’t matter. Raccoons will reach through chickenwire and choke chickens even when they know they can’t actually get to them.
F 🐓
1 FinalDrama 2019-01-30
Based and top of the food chain pilled.
1 Matues49 2019-01-30
Suburban white hippies on suicide watch
1 bussylmao123 2019-01-30
I still hope this is a fake troll. Poor animals. I wouldn't wish Americans on a rat.
1 FinalDrama 2019-01-30
He is a non-resident Indian. Probably a criminal based on his post history too.(and he does have a weird post history).
Also the raccoon would've had a similar or worse fate outside.
1 Tabantha 2019-01-30
lol, how is my post history weird?
1 FinalDrama 2019-01-30
You're Indian, very pro gun but post in r/politics, The_Mueller, Latestagecapitalism.
Most curiously of all you want to change your entire name, you want to change your finger prints as well(you deleted all your comments from r/India asking for skin grafts after I made my comment I see) and you also mentioned being involved in something illegal as the reason for all this. You also wondered if the Indian government shares information with foreign countries when it comes to Aadhar.
I would say that's interesting.
1 Tabantha 2019-01-30
First of all, I'm not a Democrat. On a side note what's a mayo Democrat?
Alright, you got me there.
That's a perfectly legitimate question that anyone with an aadhaar card has a right to inquire about, don't you agree?
1 FinalDrama 2019-01-30
Well r/politics and r/The_mueller made me assume but I guess Latestagecapitalism does indicate you might not like them too.
Mayo democrats just means white democrats. Not saying all of them are annoying but the ones in reddit are exceedingly annoying.
Use some alt accounts for questions like that.
It is but given the broader context that you want to seemingly change or at least obscure your identity it does kind of make it weird.
1 xthek 2019-01-30
I’m betting you killed a prebubescent girl to get out of an arranged marriage and fled to the US.
1 ProtectYourNecks 2019-01-30
/u/Tabantha needs to be modded immediately
1 sevp 2019-01-30
Holy shit was this the same guy who posted about the finger print thing in r/India? Lmao
1 FinalDrama 2019-01-30
Yep. He deleted all the comments though. He doesn't want to be caught I guess.
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-01-30
Currcels getting btfo'd by Interpol sounds like a fun read. Off to Google I go
1 bussylmao123 2019-01-30
I'd also feel bad for an animal that froze to death outside. It's a rough way to go. Imagine just suffering shivering and getting weaker and weaker until you die.
1 FinalDrama 2019-01-30
Well that's how 99% animals not named homo sapiens live and die.
1 bussylmao123 2019-01-30
Nature is cruel. Doesn't mean people also need to be cruel.
Anyway, no more sadposting for me.
1 FinalDrama 2019-01-30
Well that's wasn't exactly what I was getting at. You don't need to feel too bad because it would've probably had a worse fate Anyway.
1 strathmeyer 2019-01-30
For some reason I identify with the guy who lives in the house.
1 Elite_AI 2019-01-30
this sub is so edgy that saying "I feel bad for things which die of cold£ gets downvoted lmao
1 iamtheinfinityman 2019-01-30
Gun totting redneck indian and I thought I have seen everything
1 FinalDrama 2019-01-30
A while ago I posted drama where two black people were calling each other subhuman niggers and each of them were accusing the other of having the ugliest/stereotyped black features.
1 KingWayneX 2019-01-30
Yup. Its funny how white people dont realize that not only can black folk pronounce er, we occasionally use it like whites do white trash and redneck.
1 MonPetitCoeur 2019-01-30
I don't feel bad for the animal too much because like you said it would have probably died a far worse death. I also don't think it's bad that the OP shot the animal. However, his behavior towards the situation is really weird and in my opinion lacks empathy.
I don't think it's him killing the the animal that has so many upset, but really how he has gone about the whole situation from letting his dog bite the animal, to lying online, then to bragging about it after etc.
1 FinalDrama 2019-01-30
Agree that dude is definitely not normal. Read my other comments in this thread.
1 urllib 2019-01-30
this, as bad as raccoons are, a raccoon life is more valuable than an American life
1 Omnifarious 2019-01-30
Raccoons are vicious mother fuckers and despite how cute they are they're actually a pest that pose a threat to small animals like pets, chickens etc.
We live in the suburbs and one kept sneaking into our neighbors yard at night to steal the catfood they have for their outdoor cat more than once it tried to attack the cat just because it was there.
Their dog finally caught the fucker one night and I wake up to the most godawful howling growling hissing noises I'd ever heard.
I look out the window and in my sleep addled mind I see someone 'beating' the dog with a rake. I rush down there thinking it's some asshole tormenting the dog and when I get to the fence I see that it's my neighbor in her nightgown and then I look at the dog and there's a raccoon just attached to his face and he's got it's throat in its mouth trying to tear it out and what I saw was her trying to knock it off with a broom.
They lasted like that for an hour and any attempt at getting the raccoon off of him just made the situation worse. It would keep pretending to be dead and then whenever the dog let up and start to let go it'd attack the dog again and it'd all start up all over again.
Damn thing finally died and the dog thankfully was more or less okay with a bit of a fucked up face that healed quickly.
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1 Sauceman240 2019-01-30
What a waste of a bullet. Just pelt it with rocks like a normal person.
1 Momruepari 2019-01-30
you'd be surprised how hard that is to do
1 Sauceman240 2019-01-30
Probably as hard as rape.
1 cchuff 2019-01-30
I only hope someday this happens to you.
1 Sauceman240 2019-01-30
You and I both my friend.
1 Sauceman240 2019-01-30
Hey, you're that Nancy from r/squaredcircle. Do I have a new stalker?
1 FrostBittenSalsa 2019-01-30
Match made in heaven tbh
1 2561-2685-0682-521 2019-01-30
Wuld raping it do death count as ethical killing?
1 cragfar 2019-01-30
I'll go ahead and out myself as a moron but there's no way that was the same raccoon. I'm not even sure if that second pic is a raccoon.
1 swimswithlions 2019-01-30
Growing up in an area with lots of raccoons... they’re vermin and I’ll never understand why reddit loves them so much. They are large aggressive rats that carry disease and will attack/kill your pets.
1 Elite_AI 2019-01-30
As someone who lives somewhere civilised (i.e. we do not have raccoons) they're cute and seem like smart little shits. They're like foxes. I'm sure they're huge pains to actually have, but obviously I don't experience any of that so I don't care.
1 KingWayneX 2019-01-30
There are racoons in major cities. They definitely live in chicago.
People dont realize how not cute they are until you are greated on your porch by 50lb rat with human hands and ROUS teeth hiss-growling at you while it strews garbage all over the place.
1 Elite_AI 2019-01-30
Truly they are the chads of the animal kingdom
And never assume I am American again, or I will come for your buttocks.
1 degorius 2019-01-30
Where doesnt have racoons? Are you non-burger?
1 Elite_AI 2019-01-30
As I said, I am from somewhere civilised.
1 degorius 2019-01-30
yet you havent discovered the letter 'z'
1 Elite_AI 2019-01-30
You're sure making me discover them.
😴😴😴
1 degorius 2019-01-30
zoz
1 Crowbar-12 2019-01-30
Based pajeet shoots a rodent while mayo hippies whine about it, make him a mod
1 crazed404 2019-01-30
Rocky racoon owned, EPIC STYLE.