Ben “The Racial Pain Hurricane” Garrison’s latest piece of autism.

1  2019-02-05 by Ghdust2

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Because someone trying to defend their unreasonably hated interests is just soooooo fucking funny. I'm only here for this post. Sorry kid, but I don't get off on laughing at other's expense so I'm going to gtfo of this degenerate cesspool asap. People wanna get rid of furries. Well how about places like this instead? The world would be infinitely better without drama. This sub is like the young people version of watching the Hallmark channel.

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ABORT MAGATARDS

MAGAbabbies

If we can determine if a fetus will become a redhat the same way we can find likelihood of downs (same thing lol), then start up the baby grinders NOW NOW NOW

Imagine being the parent of a political cartoonist though.

I’d keep myself shaved.

A strong argument for mandatory castration

Technically possible. It has been theorized that genetics play a role in political beliefs.

IIRC the heritability of political affiliation was pretty low, ~0.2.

I don't know what ~0.02 means. Im just repeating shit i heard in a random reddit thread. I don't actually know what I'm talking about.

20% of the variance in political affiliation can be explained by genetics so its roughly 80% environmental. In other words the correlation between a parents and their children's political beliefs has R2 = 0.2 once you've controlled for shared environment.

The environmental component is mostly stochastic and some research indicates that more hot-button issues are more strongly influenced by the shared environment, at least in adolescence. Bouchard records a figure closer to 55%. There are large contextual effects on other specific beliefs like egalitarianism.

Someone wrote a comment about it here.

Probably several different studies on the subject, each one awful in its own way.

Probably several different studies on the subject, each of them terrible in their own way.

Your shtick is boring.

according to who?

I've been had!

Wow, thanks for the link. If it weren't for that I never would have found the comment.

I'd look into the ratio of the total number of teeth the father has to the mother's fentanyl consumption as a strong indicator for spawning a MAGAbabbie

That baby looks like such a pathetic cuck that I would abort it out of pure spite.

(same thing lol)

fuking gottem

redhat

It's a good corporation, fam.

Ben has done increasingly done more and more minimalist work (i.e. fewer labels). Is he entering a new artistic period?

We're in the Zyklon Ben minimalist renaissance. I'm waiting for his abstract enlightenment

The lack of labels is getting more transparent and its blinding. Who tf are we supposed to know whats what and whose who?

What's the fetus supposed to represent? What does the hood mean? THIS IS ANARCHY!!!!!

Is he entering a new artistic period?

https://imgur.com/a/XZek2Ep

Jasper Johns was a late modernist.

Ah, I'm no art expert. I'll seppuku for my mislabelling.

As honor demands

Fentanyl is getting to his brain

He must be actively fighting against his urge to label everything. Look at when he slips, he had to super label "Governor Ralph Northam (D-Virginia)".

new artistic autistic period

FTFY

He seems like the type that reads commentary about himself in online forums. Maybe he noticed everyone mocking his overuse of labels.

I don't think there is anything not labeled here.

that's what high security prison does to you

no labels

fent stash must be running out

Ooooh I love this one, its a sign of good things to come

Just think of the ramifications of his latest piece. Does this mean if I rip off a MAGAfag's cap right off it'll leave exposed brain? Is it fused on to them at birth? Who is giving these fetuses a hat? Do their fathers shove their own hats up their mother's after conception? Imagine the doctor reaching in and the first thing he sees is a cheap polyster-cotton hat. What the fuck

Thanks Ben! I couldn't have figured who the kkk guy was supposed to be by myself!

How dat Babbi get hat in mom body?! How!!

What is with the black background that looks like the bat signal

Abortion is an absolute good for the world. It solves world hunger, overpopulation, climate change, unwanted children, and allows women to enjoy sex with less consequence.

All of this enrages the cuckservacel.

allows women to enjoy

Couldn't do the litany of why we should do it without exposing the biggest reason not to do it, could you? Women aren't people, and they don't deserve any joy of any kind. You can trace every societal ill we have back to efforts to try to make women happy. Prove me wrong.

It also enables rape with less consequence.

im not sure their bastard is really high on the priority list of a rapist

Insha'Allah brother.

this but unironically

No matter how you look at it, it should be great. It kills white babies (why I make my daily Mayo clinic donations), but for conservatives most abortions are African American so it's win win.

how many times have I told you, and how many times have you ridiculed me for my knowledge of it : there is a world out there where you can get the gussy without the foid. And it's beautiful.

Ben "One man Klan" Garrison at it again.

Ben "Give me the pen, thicc Hillary again" Garrison

Ben "Emptying my nine at the welfare line" Garrison

Zyklon Ben

lost my shit at the "governer ralph northam D virginia" label. thanks ben

I for real spit it my drink the first time I saw the devil horns on Pelosi. It makes me laugh just thinking about it. It might be my favorite thing.

When your baby is born a middle aged man

You see, in German it means, "The, Racist!"

This one is almost coherent. This is what happens when Trump steps up border enforcement and they start seizing fentanyl at the border.

This is completely nuts, but I can actually discern what he's going for here.

Well everyone knows DemoKKKrat's are the real racists. They hate on Kanye the based black man in a MAGA hat for not living on the plantation! Praise kek!

Well everyone knows DemoKKKrat's are the real racists. They hate on Kanye the based black man in a MAGA hat for not living on the plantation! Praise kek! /s

What's the weird shape on his hat? It's not labled, so I have literally no way of knowing.

At first I thought it wasn't legit but then I saw that he labeled the hood with both the state and political party and I knew it was real.

this is so simplistic and pointless I think it might actually be art

cmon ben, northram was the moon cricket, not the southern gentleman. if youre gonna go after him you really should draw him the right way

Wow Ben actually made a relevant comic. Good for him.

He's the greatest cartoonist of our thyme.

With Garrison everything is so forced. He always has to put labels on everything. That’s explaining the joke. Really pathetic.

Is this a German cartoon?

Broke: Ultranationalists are the racists.

Woke: Champagne socialists are the real racists.

Bespoke: What if unbaptised fetuses are the real racists thou?