imagine actually watching a politician speak instead of doing literally anything else.

Imagine actually imagining anything.

whoa

Sounds fucking gay to me.

hell yeah

🙈🙉🙊

Bipartisan bruh moment tbh.

how did you not learn your lesson when:

the dems controlled both houses and the presidency and used it to shovel money at insurance companies

tea party republicans did literally nothing with their power

trump passed 1 bill to cut taxes when he had both houses

its all for the best that they get nothing done since politicians are retarded, but imagine actually believing in them.

That would literally make you even more retarded than they are.

After the "you lie!" incident a politician would have to be terminally stupid to explicitly make a scene during the State of the Union. The dems even managed to be competent for once and not only act civil during the SotU but give a positive, milquetoast reply.

It almost as if things aren't as nutty and terrible as reddit and twitter has led me to believe.

How can that be?!

Apparently the SOTU last night got a positive approval overall? But /r/politics can't stop circlejerking. I really wonder what's gonna happen after Trump moves on (2020 or 2024 or whatever) and a dem gets the presidency again.

Lol

did stacey abrams give the reply? because shes been making the rounds on talkshows still shittalking the maga kids even after the full story came out. Kind of wish someone would call her out on it.

You have good links showing her off?

I clipped my nails, finger and toes. Don't feel I missed much.

not like you can pick up the signal in the bayou anyway

State of the Union needs to be a royal rumble

im going to cum....L E G A L L Y 😩😩💦💦💦💦

Boring Superbowl, boring State of the Union, boring Oscars, 2019 is shaping up to be a boring year.

and Boring Bussy. There is truly no hope for these United States of America.

boring Oscars

Are you from the future?

alicia "snooze" keys is hosting. will be a borefest. only hope is somehow weinstein shows up.

I'm just hoping for a good catfight on the red carpet

wont happen. they picked the safest black person next to will smith.

Wayne Brady?

lol. was your second guess rachel dolezal? wayne brady is too white.

Alicia Keys is hosting the Grammys. No one is hosting the Oscars because they literally couldn't find anyone to do it.

Could the Oscars not be boring?

The event itself is always boring af, but it always provides ample opportunity for dramatic gaffes

Or it's The Calm Before The Storm 🤔

Honestly, there is no reason be hanging out here when you can laugh at the meltdown in the /r/politics megathread.

honestly /r/politics has been beyond the pale for so long its not even fun anymore. the last time i had fun reading /r/politics was the 2014 midterms.

I mean, it's still pretty fun to mess with some of the clearly mentally ill people there. Source? Literally just did it.

It was hilarious. I stated a fact, they mocked me and asked for a source. I gave them a source and tried to backpedal. It was literally the least inflammatory mundane fact ever.

Link the drama you faggots.

Eh, mine was uneventful

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/anmh43/2019_state_of_the_union_address_and_response/efuj6cy

Holy shit, only in the cesspool of r/politics can people get butthurt over politicians chanting USA.

It's literally like saying "heil".

Idk it was pretty cringey if you ask me. Made it feel like a high school pep rally.

Holy shit, only in the cesspool of r/politics can people get butthurt over politicians chanting USA.

That sub seems so damn hysterical you'd think they would eventually run out of steam

im genuinely curious to know the demogrpahic breakdown between:

american college students

american NEETS

american wageslaves

europeans

paid shills

political interns/staffers

bots

lot of dumb 25-35 year old women also

paid shills

this is hilarious considering shareblue has been banned for ages (posting links on non official account) but DDF still claims it owns their mod team.

You really think shareblue hasnt set up multiple other sites? Lmao

unironically believing that its a conspiracy that reddit is overwhelmingly liberal

how is the wifi in the trailer park?

actually reading the comments

are you retarded? at most check the top to see if its not hysterical out of context garbage and then read the actual article, the comments are always trash.

pssst, the articles are trash too

reeee lugenpress

unless you are referring to the occasional motherjones / thinkpolitics garbage then thats some serious COPE

>occasional

salon/motherjones/thinkprogress/slate/vox are rpolitics bible lmao

true i was more thinking about the articles i actually pay attention to.

I just can't believe people use it unironically

I enjoyed reading all the here is how Bernie can still win posts during the primaries

Jesus I hadn't looked at the front page of politics in a while, half the posts have gold/plat on them.

(((gold/plat)))

people so brave posting thehill articles.

Plat? I thought that was silver

There are 3 now

what the shit

Having $5 be the maximum when people who have their emotions stoked up limited profit, the decision to add a higher tier was probably trivial.

https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/anmh0r/democratic_response_to_the_2019_state_of_the/efum2l5

I got downvoted for hoping Trump wouldn't fail despite not liking him. My mistake for going to that stupid ass sub.

meltdown o’er what?

Everything.

Eh, just looks like the usual bitching to me

Trump just claimed that he himself prevented WW3 with North Korea

Truly woke and based.

He almost had me. I was pretty cool with what he was laying down, And then he said that line and remembered that yes the orange man is bad.

This unironically

Are you currently dead to nuclear war? No?

Checkmate, libtard 😎

Ok the abortion divide was pretty spicy, you can see the split down the middle and how miserable the Dems looked, Pelosi looked pretty fed up too.

I like how he reminded us that America was founded on LIBERTY a minute after calling for government regulation of female organs.

Since it has to be said for the 100th time because you're a brainlet and can't understand, liberty gives you the freedom to do whatever want as long as it doesn't impede anyone's ELSES ability to do so.

So Trump is for legalizing all drugs?

If the government can't force a man to not take a dump, they can't force a woman to not take a vaginal dump. If you're that concerned about babies you can hang out at a clinic and transplant the fetuses into your ass so you can raise them yourself.

hi im against abortion and i literally do that (minus the ass part)

Dude a baby is like a poopie! A poopie and a baby are the same thing! There is no difference between these two things!

They're the same thing except poop isn't a parasite that needs to suck nutrients from a host organism to live. Poop also makes useful contributions to society as it is often a great fertilizer. It also doesn't make annoying noises and will never grow up to play Fortnite.

This but unironically

Imagine sperging out about fewer may babies.

there's 9 billion people on earth, we're god. We don't need anymore for a while. Why do you want more fucking people? Especially because yous guys don't give a fuck about them after they're born

Cool, you pay for the child then.

Lmao what is even bodily autonomy nigga

single cell organisms arent people, just like gamers.

Dude gamerletcels

Dude gussy rights lmao

I don't want to distract from your joke. Which. I appreciated. But neither sperm normal the egg are single cell organisms. 🤷‍♂️ I don't know why I am even saying this but I'm drunk enough to care about the distinction.

i know, i couldnt be fucked thinking of a better more accurate joke.

i thought eggs were literally eggcells

Ok. Then stop trying to make late term abortion a thing.

as long as it doesn't impede anyone's ELSES ability to do so.

how does abortion impede anyone else’s ability to do things?

what’s a fetus gonna “do”? they’re literally useless

grow into a human and member of society, assuming it's not a mayo

that ain’t action, it’s passive change

Having an abortion in like month 8 is relevant to female organs how? It's honestly killing a baby at some point right?

Having an abortion in like month 8 is relevant to female organs how?

Fetuses grow inside the body, and American citizens can do whatever they want with their bodies, including not letting other people use them.

do you think you should be allowed to have an abortion at 9 months?

or are you joking

lol

I think Americans should be able to remove unwanted things from their body at any time. If you disagree you should probably read the constitution with a dictionary nearby.

i can't read at dictionary level =(

Hey just noticed.. it's your 3rd Cakeday Cuckmeister! ^hug

It's honestly killing a baby at some point right?

yeah, but you don’t hit that point until the thing’s already out

https://www.twitch.tv/esea

esports are on watch it instead

if you are gonna watch esports watch grandgrant cast dota

dota qualies

nah i think i'll watch Bravado Denial.

A broke walmart manager casting esports is the America of the 21st century

i'd rather that america than the one i read about on reddit

>casualstrike

>literally playing a party game

Country is literally doomed

Pelosihas such a sour pus

Her surgery-induced facial paralysis was definitely a benefit here as you could see in a few instances that she would have started laughing if laughter wasn't so difficult with surgery-induced facial paralysis. She's growing kind of likable tho.

>San Francisco machine national-level politician

>likeable

o i am laffin

Snally only communicates through long ass blogposts, completing her evolution into an internet mom.

never seen a poster with such a gap in quality between posts and comments

Her longform posts are ok but they're so fucking verbose. It's usually an obvious concept that's rambled on about for way longer than necessary. She's truly a drama OG but damn she must be annoying to communicate with irl.

You shut your whore mouth about snally’s posts

Have you lost the ability to understand that phrases like 'kind of likable' are meant to be insulting and sardonic?

I don't know why you would think our local swampdweller ever had that ability in the first place

/u/LSU_Coonass is turning into one of the better power users here tbh.

Reported for encouraging suicide.

sardonic

Oh so you saw that thread too...

everything is relative

They just sang happy birthday to a holocaust survivor. What a weird fucking country we live in.

we really are gonna build the space billboard pol memes about, aren't we?

It's already beyond meme status

Now I know what I eventually want my corpse strapped to

Launching dead Jews into space to honor dead Jews? Kinda poetic tbh.

If I beat you to it, you get dibs on pushing the launch button

Gonna be a weird conversation with your hapa kids that some internet goy is launching you into space, but I'm honored.

I'll just tell them you're the Johnny Depp to my Hunter S. Thompson.

I had no idea that this happened https://www.theguardian.com/film/2017/feb/01/johnny-depp-spent-3m-blasting-hunter-s-thompson-ashes-from-cannon-ex-managers-claim

If I'm first to go just dump me in a potato field or a bog because I doubt paddy will ever make it to the cosmos.

currentYear+2000 and change

The man is calculated (based on his arm span) to have stood approximately 6 ft 6 in

At least they'll know I wasn't a filthy manlet.

We'll settle for your wife's bull

/r/politics is a shitshow, right now. I mean, not the normal every day shitshow it usually is. The amount of people trying to pretend Lord Cheeto didn't say something that appealed to them is astounding.

He played all the hits today. Even the most jaded asshole can say that funding children's cancer research is a good thing - - Except for cope-masters at r/politics.

The amount of people trying to pretend Lord Cheeto didn't say something that appealed to them is astounding.

why would they need to “pretend”?

it’s not like any of them were actually watching the thing

Bernie’s reaction to Trump’s socialism remarks were pretty hilarious, but otherwise it was another typical americlap clap fest.

With Trump in the WH for so long, we forget that politics was supposed to be boring.

How the fuck did TD get on the front page though?

The bernie post got like 15k upvotes.

It was worth it for Bernie's face alone when Trump said "fuck off socialism" and the other dems suddenly had to make a decision whether or not to clap.

wait

clap for what tho

South Africa's is awesome. The psycho commies are often thrown out by the Parliamentary bouncers after fist fights.

Pelosi licked her lips every once in a while. And also notice how she only clapped when Trump was talking about how great his policies were for women

Sarcastic clap

What was with the weird ww2 muh dday worship

What about operation dragoon survivors? Maybe italian/africa theatre vets? Oh right. Cuz ameritards only know about muh d day despite hurtgonne forest being way fucking worse