Virginia attorney general Mark Herring, third in the line of succession for governor, was also a huge Michael Jackson fan in college.

1  2019-02-06 by jorio

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Who's 4th?

The Speaker of the House who is a Republican named Kirk Cox. So it looks like Northram is going to hang on, it's not like the Dems have any better options at this point.

Peak American 😍

Kirk Cox's district was recently redrawn and he is almost certain to lose in November. If all 3 of them resign before that, they're even stupider than previously thought

Hmm, not black, he ruined the pattern.

Sounds like Kirk Cox needs to come out as trans and declare his love of bussy.

NOVA ruined virginia

Oh come now, who doesn't want to live in a giant DC suburb that's expensive as fuck and full of annoying suburban whiteoids?

That's bullshit. There are lots of Asians here too.

Don't forget the Hindus/Pakis.

This shit is going to happen everywhere in the south with this generation.

There is a thing called song fest that Greek organizations do. It’s about the lamest shit in the world now. Back in the 80s every word blackface apparently. I thought it was limited to LSU until this story came out .

Invest in dramacoin now millennials will have juicy shit come out. You know some old drunk text will come out, racist ramblings on snap chat, dick picks ect

You just know the annoying kids on Xbox live will become governor of Virginia in 25 years and get busted for shit he said when he was 12

Good because fuck that kid.

I still don't think he fucked my mom.

He did. But I fucked her first.

JUSTICE

I've got 25GB of photos from parties at UT from 2003-2008 with tons of people in embarrassing 'makeup,' costumes, and various states of undress. Plenty of the people it are AUSA's or work for state AGs now, and a couple work for the DNC & RNC. I imagine there are millions of photos from that era, where we were all taking a shitload of digital photos, but we couldn't immediately/easily upload them online.

Which UT?

University of Texas.

Do you plan on leaking them? If not, please reconsider. I don't know what I would do with all that power tbh

No, I’d never. I’m not a petty person, and I think all of this “you did something silly 30 years ago” gotcha stuff is incredibly petty. I also consider it a matter of integrity. I literally wouldn’t leak them to stop the rise of the next Stalin/Hitler. More likely I’ll just delete them all soon, since I don’t get much of a kick from looking through them anymore.

Deleting might not make the data unrecoverable. Send them to me and I can make sure it is properly disposed of.

I think all of this “you did something silly 30 years ago” gotcha stuff is incredibly petty.

it is, which is why you should release everything and saturate the market. either people will get over this shit (cool) or there will be a massive, crippling scandal (extremely cool)

Make sure you are in full health and not likely to have an acccident with a fun tool, because you have power.

Aren’t a lot of these organizations dedicated to doing insane, offensive, and debauched things just so it’s elite members will have dirt on each other when they get into positions of power?

Well, for my home town anyway, it's been over since 1865 for wannabe capitalcels

Minimum requirements for Virginia govenment are following stereotypes:

If a white man - must be a Gene Wilder era blackface racist
Or, if a young black man - you must be a To kill a Mockingbird era rapist.

NoVA is Virginia, sweaty.

Those dumb hicks in the south would be nothing without us.

ha, it’s like we’re Australian or something

The Day of the Can is fast approaching for Herring.

The UTTER state of Virginia Democrats

The Virginia GOP is so inept, it was only a given that the Democrats would eventually crater to their level. The Virginia Assembly elections are in November, and I honestly don't know which would be more embarrassing: the Democrats failing to flip the majority (which they were 99% likely to do prior to the Northam fiasco) or the GOP failing to hold it

the Democrats would eventually crater to their level

Those time-traveling Democrats going back in time to alter their past behaviour to sink to the Republicans' level!

The only thing I can’t stand more than partisan politics are those pesky time travelers. Always getting into shenanigans and messing things up 😤😤😤

or those goons rose to prominent positions over time

Honestly I would throw the Virginia Democratic party in jail en masse for voter suppression when every black person has to assume a party official is in the KKK.

you wanna try that again

you’re right, but this is also 100% a cope

My entire account so far

Why are all these democratic wiggers popping up suddenly?

Just mayos being mayos

Who would have thought a party filled with 'White Saviors' would secretly have people who are/were racist 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Republicans respect black people and expect them to act like adults. That's why everyone says they're racist.

because Virginia

Former Confederate state

In 1992, I kinda sang along to "Fuck Tha Police", but it does not represent my stance towards law enforcement now.

In 1999, I fell asleep on the couch watching The Simpsons and when I woke up, Home Improvement was on. This does not represent my views on cocaine sales, drinking and driving, or what some consider to be 'comedy'.

It's funny that his neighbor is behind a fence.

AAAARROOOOOO

And the 2nd in line was metooed.

Its racist perverts all the way down

It's actually insane to care about this.

So to recap, the line of succession goes blackface, black man, blackface. Why can't we have anyone qualified?

And the fourth guy is a republican that won by a coin flip.

Things have not gone this shitty for VA Democrats since the third day of Gettysburg.

some friends suggested we attend a party dressed like rappers we listened to at the time, like Kurtis Blow, and perform a song

Oh fuck yeah, The Breaks is my jam

When I read the title, I'm like...uuh, okay?

BUT DON'T FORGET THAT RAPEPUBLICANS HATE WOMEN AND WANT TO KILL ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE BECAUSE MUH PARTY FLIP-FLOP!!!

Best part of this whole thing has been watching the media start out talking about Northam almost as if they're only bringing it up to segue way to "Drumpf is an racist. Orange Man bad. Republicans are poo-poo heads."

this is only a scandal because everyone understands that any virginia republican has obviously done blackface and/or sexual assault

They actually have a summer camp where they knock out those prerequisites out in the first week. I need to run and get elected. Sounds like a fun time, except for having to talk to foids.

pls stop

NEVER!!!!!