OP beats the shit out of his friend with a bat for sleeping with his gf and is now worried about going to prison

1  2019-02-06 by CJ_from_Grove_St

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This should come as no surprise. These are the same people who literally argue in favor of the mayocide. Did you forget about that? I didn't. /r/Drama posters are literally pro-mayocide. That's not even me being hyperbolic or making insults, it's simply a fact.

They.

Are.

Not.

Human.

They are autists. And they are completely irredeemable.

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Do you think they’re still friends?

How funny would it be if he beat him so bad he doesn't remember and he just plays it off like nothing ever happened?

"hang on, I think I remember that night. I remember someone knocking on my door at about 11 PM--"

baseball bat to the head again

lmfao

What are friends for.

It's not a baseball bat, it's a memory removal device.

Secret Folder: I shouldn't be doing this!

Literally Spiderman 3

The real assault charge was the friends we made along the way.

He should have put the foid in the hospital too tbh. At least he did something instead of coping.

"Cuckoldry is the fetish of peace" - George W. Busy, 2001

Bro he still called the thot his girlfriend.

He is maximum cope mode, he put all the blame on the guy and forgave the girl.

The is the dictionary definition of seething

This. Wtf is wrong with people. Stop being an immature child and resorting to violence. Grow up and learn how to deal with things maturely.

Imagine being this cucked

He should have grown up and learned how to code instead.

Yeah he misread it as “learn to cuck”

You’d be real “alpha” as someone’s prison bitch.

Nah, he's gonna be watching someone smash his prison bitch instead.

Forever cucked

Yeah, imagine not acting like an ape and ending up in prison. How cucked, right?

Stfu racist

unironically calling people racist

on r/drama

Btw ape is not a race, moron

You trying to insinuate the plight of blacks in prison is a result of their ape fighting, and now claiming they're not even a race of human, is extremely unsettling. I'm shook this sub tolerates your t_d mentality. Drumpf has poisned your mind with hate, have you tried veganism?

You trying to insinuate the plight of blacks in prison is a result of their ape fighting

Literally what? I'm insinuating that beating people up with bats is the behavior of an animal

and now claiming they're not even a race of human,

Apes are not human

I'm shook this sub tolerates your t_d mentality.

Yeah, sorry for being racist, sexist, homophobic, transphobic, xenophobic and ableist

Drumpf has poisned your mind with hate, have you tried veganism?

No but I'm going to check my chakras

No but I'm going to check my chakras

You should do that, I sense your hatred and meat eating is imbalancing them. Might I suggest drinking a tub of kava?

Apes are not human

I know this is /r/drama but could you please cool it with the racism?

Wait animals play baseball? Which ones?

I don't recognize your particular brand of autism - you one of the refugees?

I will have you know I was not blessed with the chromesome, but that does not mean I do not see you for what you are! A troubled, scared meat eater swallowing down the trauma internalised within you. Rejoice! For today you have the power to put down the meat and to the greens greet!

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He was already cucked smh guy deserved it if he was a man he's beat all his friends that hid it and the gf

Seriously, a baseball bat? So childish. Grab the Colt .45 like a grown man.

Go to sleep grandpa, polymer 9mm dabs on your antiques every day of the week.

Borelet cope.

.45 ACP. Fat and slow.

Is there a more Boomer cartridge?

45 ACP is the Greatest Generation's cartridge. 10mm and .40 S&W are the quintessential Boomer rounds.

Only if you’re LARPing as an FBI agent.

Boomers love that shit.

The love LARPing as vague military spesul ops vets more. Need your autistic Commander’s pistol to complete the ensemble.

30-06

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GOOD point

Based and hunter pilled

Should've banged his friend's mom as revenge.

Exactly. His bro shouldn't have cheated on him. Probably gave his bussy to someone else.

Catching an attempted murder charge to own the cucks.

To be totally and completely honest I'd rather get cuked than go a burger pound me in the ass prison.

He should have beat the thot, not the innocent guy.

Fair.

No man should put that legend in prison.

The kind of dude that dicks his bro's girlfriend prolly has lots of enemies, could have been practically anyone.

You've gotta be a simp to rail your bros chick. However, telling him that his chick wants to get railed by you never works.

I had some dude come after me for telling him that his chick wanted some. You've gotta be fucked in the head if you don't thank someone for telling you that yo chick is a cheating piece of shit.

Well you know I could have beat up that fellow
But it was her that had hopped into his car

This is one of those things where everything worked out for the world. Psychotic cuck is thrown in prison, disloyal friend is beaten to an inch of his life, and dumbass Thot has a mental breakdown.

Thot has a mental breakdown

Implying she won't just get another bf and cheat on him. OP should've gone after both his friend and her and finished the job. Then he would get the chair and the world would be a better place

TendiesandMeth? More like TendiesAndIncel

TendiesAndCope

It's literally like Requiem for a Dream but the shitty Reddit version

Holy trin.

Silly kafir. A real man would've cheesefaced the thot with acid. Inshallah.

I honestly can't believe the ridiculous shit people are saying here. Wtf subredditts am I in? Some incels bullshit? Some Donald Trump's bullshit? Anywhere else where men just think girls are inferior and to blame for all of the world's problems? Not even as a joke is it okay to say that his anger should have been directed at the girl. First off, his supposed friend also "signed up" (as some of you dumbasses are saying) for a relationship. A friendship. Which is a type of relationship; for some of you complete morons.

Now... Let me start here by saying that I don't agree with his actions by any means. But I could honestly tear any of you to pieces right now on this subject. I know people this has happened to, I'm VERY in tune with human emotions, and I'm just not an ignorant-asshole prick. Honestly, this guy just had his relationship with his girlfriend and good friend ruined because of what they both did (neglected his feelings, betrayed him, etc. However you wanna put it). How much of an asshole do you have to be to come here and kick him while he's down.

If you want or need an explanation for that, then you're probably not worth my time, bit I'll give it to you anyway.

shoutout to this comment when there is literally 0 people defending him in the thread lmfao

That degree finally paying off

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First off, his supposed friend also "signed up" (as some of you dumbasses are saying) for a relationship. A friendship. Which is a type of relationship; for some of you complete morons.

A relationship. But friendship is relationship. They attempting be friends. Best logic.

that's solid sperg

His gf willingly skept with the friend. He should get her too before the party van arrives

And if he gets a detective that says the n word a few too many times he might get away with it

I hope he wrote this behind a good VPN before deleting it.

I hope he ends up in prison and the smoking gun is this post.

I hope nothing happens to him.

This but unironically. His friend is a bitch, he deserved to get beat 🤷🏼‍♀️

gave him the old liam neeson

I think we are going to hear about a suicide soon...

B8

he's a loser for not putting the foid in hospital too.

How can he be tough enough to decide to go beat someone with a baseball bat but enough of a pussy to still call the thot his gf?

  1. It didn't actually happen
  2. He is a huge cuck

Fake and homosexual

I never understood why guys would beat up the other guy? You’re girls a ho!!! Breakup and move on, you should be thanking your bro for dodging that bullet

THIS

It was just a prank bang, bro.