I am an unironic communist, and that much is certain; in fact, I was even permanently banned from /r/chapotraphouse essentially for being too communist.
I also think that, to me, one of the purposes of being alive is to continually better yourself, and that this includes the development of a clear and unwavering moral compass. I think that that includes taking into account how our actions and words can affect the people around usāsometimes, we do things without ever learning about the consequences, so we must be very cognizant of this.
Now, there's a difference between having fun (which I think is perfectly acceptable) and taking what you believe to be fun into territories that can cause harm to other people. That is, it's okay to make jokes and to goof around, but as soon as that steps into racism, misogyny, ableism, or any other form of bigotryāwell, that's not a good thing.
I'm pretty concerned with the direction that this subreddit is taking in that regards. Although it was horrible when I started posting here, it has continuously gotten worse the longer that I've stayed around. I've began noticing that there is a concerted effort from the moderators to encourage problematic individuals and people who hold certain xenophobic/bigoted views to subscribe here. For example: just six hours ago, an individual named /u/n_mullen was added to the moderation teamāalthough you may not know, this is a person who is a key figure in the nascent 'ironic fascism' movement.
Andābefore I continue, I'm going to warn everyone that I will be quoting (although not saying myself) some offensive slursāI've noticed that there's a lot of harmful imagery and phraseology that's being used here. Look no further than the sidebar: "beautiful faggots, trannies, and journalists". I don't know how journalists fit in (the first two seem to be slurs that reference marginalized groups), but in any case it's kind of horrifying.
I know that the administrators are not ignorant of the bigotry that's on this site. I remember when /r/n-gg-rs was banned. I remember when /r/f-tpeoplehate was banned. Stopping it is, then, demonstrably within their capabilities, but they lack the proper motivation. I've been posting here to facilitate the start of a movement which hopefully will push the site administrators into dealing with the content on their site a little better.
I prefer not to associate with those who fall under the left-right dichotomy. As a result, my friendsāin real life or otherwiseāare mostly communists. But in certain circumstances I've ventured outside of this 'bubble' and tried to engage in honest dialogue with people who hold different viewsāI think that my efforts on this subreddit prove that I'm willing to engage even with people who are diametrically opposed to everything that I believe in.
'Own', however, is kind of a relative term. I'm sure that the people who I've engaged with would not considered themselves 'owned', but I might be inclined to disagree.
While I won't claim to be quite at the lord the_marx's level, I think I can chime in with a few recommendations.
First you need to observe the culture you want to mockingly portray. You gotta learn how to write like them, pick up on the words they use, themes they talk about. You need to know this quite well since you wanna strike that balance between insanely retarded and blatantly obvious troll which is getting slimmer every day.
Then, you just need to be decent at some basic creative writing, which you should be by the time you left high school. If not, I don't know how to help you, maybe try some creative writing classes or go back to highschool?
I genuinely think that people give him an ass cheek face mask and fart right into his mouth whenever he tried to spout off on some retarded rant about whatever he talks about.
P_K treats the subreddits that he browses like his own personal fiefdoms and, although they are intentionally vague, his views on how society ought to be structured are completely ridiculous to an hilarious extent. Never trust anyone who likes Bernie Sanders, and I'm being completely unironic about that.
To the outside observer, it might seem like I'm approaching them with this elitist attitude and with standards that no regular person could possibly reasonably adhere to. But I'm not too much different from anyone elseāI've dealt with my fair share of problems. I know how it feels when one is forced to turn to negativity and hate; I've struggled with mental-health issuesāI have BPDāfor which I've been hospitalized. I also know how it feels to have to turn to negativity, to hate, and to fear... I want you to know, and anyone who may be listening, that life is so much more than that.
Each moment is unique and each life only comes once. I know that many people to view our finite existence as a curse, butāpersonallyāit reminds me to value life that much more and to try to make a difference while I'm here. In the vastness and totality of the universe, I'm reminded that I make a difference, however small.
That all makes sense to me. Anyways, I donāt know what this subreddit is and I barely understand how to use reddit at large. Im sorry if the show has affected you negatively, if doesnāt have to. Itās about having a good time online with your friends. Iām happy to answer any questions about the show, itās intent, the things Iāve said, etc. I canāt promise it will be the right answer, or the one you want, but Iāll answer sincerely,
i don't actually care i just wanted to see if and how you would reply. idk anything about you as i do not listen to podcasts because i think that they are stupid and i resent that people make money off them.
They ARE stupid and it IS dumb that I donāt have to work anymore because I act like a child into a microphone. Hopefully we can all live this life someday. Solidarity, my friend
You've seen the word communist and assumed that I am a tankie. I got a lot of flak on /r/chapotraphouse and other 'socialist' subreddits, however, for insisting thatāby any meaningful definition of the termāthe Soviet Union was fascist.
I began with two premises: one, the conventional leftist wisdom that capitalism is 'fascism-in-decay' (in other words, that it results when a intensification of state-violence is necessary to reassert capital's grasp over society), and two, that the Soviet Union was a capitalist state that emerged with the failure of the international revolution. If we take these two premises as true, then the Soviet Unionāwhich emerged, much like other fascist states, out of an intensified period of class-struggleāmust be fascist.
I don't want anyone to think that I'm some sort of anti-authoritarian or pacifistic. I agree with the suppression and the disenfranchisement of the bourgeoisie during the course of a revolution, perpetuated by a proletarian state (which I do not believe the Soviet Union was).
For more information about this, Gilles Dauve has a great piece that is related to the rise of fascism in Europe. There's also, of course, that seminal text by Lenin: The State and Revolution.
I know that's why he should come home. He probably won't though because he knows half the people who appear there with FAGGOT written under their face in real life.
Either knows them or wouldn't want to be associated with shitting on them because it might fuck him over when being considered for some gay comedy job in the future.
Me & an old friend are brought together by cumtown, itās the main thing we text each other about to stay in touch. One hitch this whole time has been, he has a britner he helps take care of who is severely disabled. As a result, he tells me, during any bits about retarded kids (like the funny DSA dad) or any uses of the r-word, he just grits his teeth and fast forwards. Anyway, neither of us are urging a change in the approach, but would you give him & his bro a shout out? Theyāre in north carolina and he used to work for vice.
Alternatively, how about a hipster vice character who is super into ironic racism stuff but has a severely disabled brother?
I suffer from BPD as well, have been hospitalized twice, and I gotta tell you man, being so rigid in your ideals is going to end up shattering you. I respect your ideology, honestly, and for the most part agree with it, but you have to understand that there is no real logic in the world, and that the only thing that truly means anything is what has happened and what is happening now. You have to realize that nothing will ever make any sense or you'll be balding by the time you're 30.
Respectfully, there are times to compromise and times to remain unwavering. When we are on the verge of finding ourselves in the thralls of fascism, those of good conscience must resolutely oppose these dangerous ideals and all of those who abide by them. To allow people like Mullen, who would have us all live under capitalist totalitarianism, to espouse their bigotry unopposed would be tantamount to supporting fascism myself.
Mullen espouses the absurdity of capitalism, and any time a serious political discussion comes up, you would find his ideas at least of the DemSoc variety. He's no fascist. I'm not saying your political ideology should be at all flexible, but your life in general you can't take so seriously.
in all seriousness the thing about this crowd, the folks who listen to podcasts like CTH or cumtown, is that it consists largely of young white men who--sorry to say it--are really incapable of grasping how their behaviour can affect those who are disadvantaged. I don't listen to the podcast because podcast are fucking stupid. with that being said /r/cumtown is unequivocally racist.
Tbh itās not as fun since he doesnāt really fight back. He just posts the occasional one sentence REEE about progressives and then slinks away. He rarely replies to people making fun of him and when he does itās usually just a weak āno uā kinda thing.
Weāve had better alt right lolcows, we deserve better alt right lolcows.
You are by far the worst mod on this terrible sub of misfit toys, a bar so low Satan has to limbo under it. I want to be linked to your brain at the exact moment you finally decide to end it all for the sole purpose of telepathically sending you the sound of laughter.
Op while many of the users here are chapocels and were unironically āwith herā, most serious posting, right and left, is downvoted. You can get ur hot takes in if you know how to ironically do it
You've been posting here for well over a year at least, and almost every post you make is dripping with unironic anger. Why do you continue to visit this subreddit if it makes you so mad? You know that you don't have to visit places you hate, right?
There's something about people (and rightoids) that make them deliberately seek for outrage porn. I don't fully understand why, and the internet has only made it worse.
Yeah, it's kind of concerning. Does the anger make them feel something in their otherwise emotionless husk of a soul? Does it give them a feeling of moral superiority like call-out culture seems to? It's definitely not healthy.
You can still do it as a hobby and I'm pretty sure that some digital anthropology journals and conferences take submissions from anyone who's written a good paper. Academia is dogshit and you made the right decision
Yeah but getting to that point if you even have the opportunity takes a lot of suffering, and by the time you get tenure you could have been abusing people as a middle manager in industry for significantly more pay.
Contemporary intellectual conservatism and free-market (Austrian/Chicago) economists were founded, outlined, and structured by brilliant professors and researchers in academia from Ivy League and Northern Universities that are still working today, being respected nationally too much to be concern trolled or bothered by University administration or hell even economics majors which the field of economics in academics is still slightly majority in the free market advocating side of things with new people being brought up under their wing that crank out the policy research & statistics we hear brought up in congress all the time and in fact featured heavily in the State of the Union speech. The other fields got more liberal as conservative political scientists largely moved to big DC think tanks where pay and sometimes resources are massively better.
Source: am studying in the field right now, was very surprised to find 2 or 3 (in 5) of my professors this semester and last fall's semester to be quite conservative (libertarian is more accurate).
I'm talking about the entire institution of academia and its internal politics and structure, not where they rest on the American political spectrum you
It's the same kind of thing as left wing Twitter lynch mobs. Some people feel like they need a righteous crusade to have purpose in life and seek out rage bait to reinforce their own sense of superiority. Calling people out or trying to trigger others releases a tiny amount of endorphins into their dopamine-starved brains which sustains them until their next angryposting fix. When have you seen a mentally healthy human being constantly seek out outrage porn?
Calling people out or trying to trigger others releases a tiny amount of endorphins into their dopamine-starved brains which sustains them until their next angryposting fix.
Definitely, but why does this produce that brain response though? I say we strap angryposters in to MRIs until we find out.
almost every post you make is dripping with unironic anger
If it's never occurred to you that I might be less than 100% serious about everything I post here on this drama subreddit for assholes, you may actually be as stupid as I keep telling you that you are.
I don't like to point this out, but it's in literally a month old thread, so fuck it, nobody's going to notice or care.
SPS is about as humorless as stage 4 cancer or u/nmx179 but at least it occasionally links to dramatic content. KIAtards on the other hand have to write a thesis to even post an article about whatever literallywho that is currently the target of their ire. And than every right wing sjw masquerading as a commenter has to write a lengthy blogpost masquerading as a comment. Even when they make an attempt at humor the mods have to flair the post as such in order to make sure their supremely autistic subscribers can flip the switch in their two cog brains from angry to I think I am not supposed to take this seriously. Joy and humor go to KIA to die when the fentanyl eventually makes them numb to every normal human emotion.
I want to fuck the conservative out of you. I can't help myself. Every time you come into my office with your low cut shirt and cross necklace subtly splayed across your immaculate breasts I think about taking you, right there, as a man (with your consent, of course, rape culture is not okay). I want to pull off your panties and eat your pussy until your juices trickle down to the lower classes. I want you to moan so hard and so loud that you can't form coherent words, let alone talk about what Rush Limbaugh said about immigrants the other day. Each time 'those people' crosses your lips I think about your mouth wrapped around my prodigious cock as my little people spill out of it. I want to make an anchor baby with you. I want to throw all the papers off my desk and ride you until gay marriage is legal in a majority of States or until you've come enough times to admit that maybe universal health care makes sense. And I mean all this respectfully, of course. I'm a feminist. Why do you do this to me. Why. Do you know what you're doing? Every time you come into my office and sit across from me and cross and recross your legs and talk about the weather and then (somehow) about how unemployment insurance is actually bad for poor people do you know that I'm wondering if your panties are equally as conservative? That I'm curious what you'd look like on top of me, my hands tweaking your nipples like doing so would be tweaking taxes on the top one percent? That I'm thinking about you looking back at me as I fuck you from behind, your Jesus necklace swaying back and forth as you scream "Drill, baby, drill!" You're not crazy, just politically hypocritical. Social conservatism is selfish and untenable. Your adherence to laws written when people owned slaves and the largest city was 1/10th of what it is now is ruining this god damn country. And I want you so bad. I want you so so bad. Ugh. Be my Monica Lewinsky. I'll be your Bill Clinton. Let's reach across the aisle... and into each other's pants.
In my early "atheist skeptic" days I got really into debunking conspiracy theories. So I'd spend a lot of my time on various conspiracy forums, and I mean I spent an absurd amount of time with these people.
Russia has an iron fucking grip on international conspiracism. What happened is years and years ago Russia realized they didn't have the hard or soft power to compete with the western world and just heavily invested in shit like this.
That's why every major conspiracy website is pro-Russia and rabidly anti-American. It's why RT is cited so often in conspiracy circles. For example, /r/conspiracy had a picture of Putin eating popcorn on their sidebar for over a month.
Russia has created an entire conspiracy movement that loves them and hates America.
There's an entire book talking about these tactics called "Nothing Is True and Everything Is Possible."
A relevant quote:
At the end of the table sat one of the countryās most famous political TV presenters. He is small and speaks fast, with a smoky voice: We all know there will be no real politics. But we still have to give our viewers the sense something is happening. They need to be kept entertained. So what should we play with? Shall we attack oligarchs? [He continued,] Whoās the enemy this week? Politics has got to feel like . . . like a movie! The first thing the President had done when he came to power in 2000 was to seize control of television. It was television through which the Kremlin decided which politicians it would āallowā as its puppet-opposition, what the countryās history and fears and consciousness should be. And the new Kremlin wonāt make the same mistake the old Soviet Union did: it will never let TV become dull. The task is to synthesize Soviet control with Western entertainment. Twenty-first-century Ostankino mixes show business and propaganda, ratings with authoritarianism. And at the center of the great show is the President himself, created from a no one, a gray fuzz via the power of television, so that he morphs as rapidly as a performance artist among his roles of soldier, lover, bare-chested hunter, businessman, spy, tsar, superman. āThe news is the incense by which we bless Putinās actions, make him the President,ā TV producers and political technologists liked to say. Sitting in that smoky room, I had the sense that reality was somehow malleable, that I was with Prosperos who could project any existence they wanted onto post-Soviet Russia. But with every year I worked in Russia, and as the Kremlin became ever more paranoid, Ostankinoās strategies became ever more twisted, the need to incite panic and fear ever more urgent; rationality was tuned out, and Kremlin-friendly cults and hate-mongers were put on prime time to keep the nation entranced, distracted, as ever more foreign hirelings would arrive to help the Kremlin and spread its vision to the world.
The united states has been getting bent over in the disinformation war for as long as there's been a disinformation war.
Countries like China/Russia have an innate advantage in this kind of warfare. They don't have political gridlock because there is only one party in power.
They don't have to worry about censoring anyone, it's expected. This limits our ability to respond to disinformation campaigns.
Can't we just take a seriousposting leftoid and a seriousposting rightoid and smash them together using, I don't know, a hadron collider or something, and end up with a radical centrist? What's the point of having Science if we don't use it?
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1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-02-07
Cope. the_marx is the funniest poster on the sub. His moral posting is top-tier bantz.
1 nmx179 2019-02-07
I said seriousposting, not shitposting geniuses, you moron
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-02-07
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1 the_marx 2019-02-07
Who said that I'm not serious?
I am an unironic communist, and that much is certain; in fact, I was even permanently banned from /r/chapotraphouse essentially for being too communist.
I also think that, to me, one of the purposes of being alive is to continually better yourself, and that this includes the development of a clear and unwavering moral compass. I think that that includes taking into account how our actions and words can affect the people around usāsometimes, we do things without ever learning about the consequences, so we must be very cognizant of this.
Now, there's a difference between having fun (which I think is perfectly acceptable) and taking what you believe to be fun into territories that can cause harm to other people. That is, it's okay to make jokes and to goof around, but as soon as that steps into racism, misogyny, ableism, or any other form of bigotryāwell, that's not a good thing.
I'm pretty concerned with the direction that this subreddit is taking in that regards. Although it was horrible when I started posting here, it has continuously gotten worse the longer that I've stayed around. I've began noticing that there is a concerted effort from the moderators to encourage problematic individuals and people who hold certain xenophobic/bigoted views to subscribe here. For example: just six hours ago, an individual named /u/n_mullen was added to the moderation teamāalthough you may not know, this is a person who is a key figure in the nascent 'ironic fascism' movement.
Andābefore I continue, I'm going to warn everyone that I will be quoting (although not saying myself) some offensive slursāI've noticed that there's a lot of harmful imagery and phraseology that's being used here. Look no further than the sidebar: "beautiful faggots, trannies, and journalists". I don't know how journalists fit in (the first two seem to be slurs that reference marginalized groups), but in any case it's kind of horrifying.
I know that the administrators are not ignorant of the bigotry that's on this site. I remember when /r/n-gg-rs was banned. I remember when /r/f-tpeoplehate was banned. Stopping it is, then, demonstrably within their capabilities, but they lack the proper motivation. I've been posting here to facilitate the start of a movement which hopefully will push the site administrators into dealing with the content on their site a little better.
1 LongPostBot 2019-02-07
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1 the_marx 2019-02-07
That's actually a pretty interesting question.
I prefer not to associate with those who fall under the left-right dichotomy. As a result, my friendsāin real life or otherwiseāare mostly communists. But in certain circumstances I've ventured outside of this 'bubble' and tried to engage in honest dialogue with people who hold different viewsāI think that my efforts on this subreddit prove that I'm willing to engage even with people who are diametrically opposed to everything that I believe in.
'Own', however, is kind of a relative term. I'm sure that the people who I've engaged with would not considered themselves 'owned', but I might be inclined to disagree.
1 LeAskore 2019-02-07
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1 POST_BUSSY 2019-02-07
How are you so good at this?
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-07
A U T I S M
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-02-07
I'm autistic but I can't shitpost as well as he can
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-07
I'm still learning. I thought years of calling people fags in trade chat was going to train me but I was wrong.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-02-07
Is there another way to increase autism levels?
I might try going for weekly vaccinations.
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-07
Watch anime, lack a father figure, and call yourself a feminist.
1 Woolgun 2019-02-07
While I won't claim to be quite at the lord the_marx's level, I think I can chime in with a few recommendations.
First you need to observe the culture you want to mockingly portray. You gotta learn how to write like them, pick up on the words they use, themes they talk about. You need to know this quite well since you wanna strike that balance between insanely retarded and blatantly obvious troll which is getting slimmer every day.
Then, you just need to be decent at some basic creative writing, which you should be by the time you left high school. If not, I don't know how to help you, maybe try some creative writing classes or go back to highschool?
^ that is how you do it. Autistic enough for you?
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-02-07
Seems like a lot of effort
1 seenten 2019-02-07
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1 Quietus42 2019-02-07
You're still one of my favorite dramanauts. I š u bby.
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-07
You're a natural, sweaty
1 FunkyFreshMeme 2019-02-07
Oh my fucking god you are honestly my shitposting hero, I wish I could be 1/10th the poster you are
1 ExilesReturn 2019-02-07
My weird uncle Nick, and the two Barbie dolls I dresses ad Lenin and Mao.
1 ajmeb53 2019-02-07
Legend
1 Phantom_Engineer 2019-02-07
So, in short, liberals get the bullet too?
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-02-07
based and redscarepilled
1 SJCards 2019-02-07
Radlibs*
1 hansulu1 2019-02-07
Good bot
1 aX10mAt1CaL1Y 2019-02-07
SENTIENT
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-07
Prince Kropotkin is such a fucking loser lmao he sucks so much ass
1 CirqueDuFuder 2019-02-07
No way anyone is getting naked near him in order for him to do anything with ass.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-07
I genuinely think that people give him an ass cheek face mask and fart right into his mouth whenever he tried to spout off on some retarded rant about whatever he talks about.
1 the_marx 2019-02-07
P_K treats the subreddits that he browses like his own personal fiefdoms and, although they are intentionally vague, his views on how society ought to be structured are completely ridiculous to an hilarious extent. Never trust anyone who likes Bernie Sanders, and I'm being completely unironic about that.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-07
P_K is a pussy lipped fag whose only accomplishment in life is becoming hated by pretty much everyone
1 n_mullen 2019-02-07
This hurt my feelings
1 the_marx 2019-02-07
To the outside observer, it might seem like I'm approaching them with this elitist attitude and with standards that no regular person could possibly reasonably adhere to. But I'm not too much different from anyone elseāI've dealt with my fair share of problems. I know how it feels when one is forced to turn to negativity and hate; I've struggled with mental-health issuesāI have BPDāfor which I've been hospitalized. I also know how it feels to have to turn to negativity, to hate, and to fear... I want you to know, and anyone who may be listening, that life is so much more than that.
Each moment is unique and each life only comes once. I know that many people to view our finite existence as a curse, butāpersonallyāit reminds me to value life that much more and to try to make a difference while I'm here. In the vastness and totality of the universe, I'm reminded that I make a difference, however small.
1 n_mullen 2019-02-07
That all makes sense to me. Anyways, I donāt know what this subreddit is and I barely understand how to use reddit at large. Im sorry if the show has affected you negatively, if doesnāt have to. Itās about having a good time online with your friends. Iām happy to answer any questions about the show, itās intent, the things Iāve said, etc. I canāt promise it will be the right answer, or the one you want, but Iāll answer sincerely,
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
Is this one of those commie snuggle sessions?
1 n_mullen 2019-02-07
It certainly is!
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
You're lucky kinkshaming isn't allowed here š¤
1 the_marx 2019-02-07
i don't actually care i just wanted to see if and how you would reply. idk anything about you as i do not listen to podcasts because i think that they are stupid and i resent that people make money off them.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
G O T T E M
1 n_mullen 2019-02-07
They ARE stupid and it IS dumb that I donāt have to work anymore because I act like a child into a microphone. Hopefully we can all live this life someday. Solidarity, my friend
1 peachbasketss 2019-02-07
You're way too nice to actually be Nick Mullen
1 VapeOnYourNape 2019-02-07
Heās having one of his breakdowns. Someone DM stav to come sit on him until he winds down.
1 FratboyGenius 2019-02-07
We're talking to Nick Mullen the person and not Nick Mullen the entertainer. You have to be a paypig to get berated.
1 serialflamingo 2019-02-07
Don't talk about my close personal friend that way.
1 Kiru-Kokujin31 2019-02-07
at least youre honest about it unlike chapo bourgeoisie
1 Julius__Ebola 2019-02-07
1 the_marx 2019-02-07
I don't have to know someone to know that they're a fascist.
1 cmakk1012 2019-02-07
Fascist until proven tankie, tbh
1 the_marx 2019-02-07
You've seen the word communist and assumed that I am a tankie. I got a lot of flak on /r/chapotraphouse and other 'socialist' subreddits, however, for insisting thatāby any meaningful definition of the termāthe Soviet Union was fascist.
I began with two premises: one, the conventional leftist wisdom that capitalism is 'fascism-in-decay' (in other words, that it results when a intensification of state-violence is necessary to reassert capital's grasp over society), and two, that the Soviet Union was a capitalist state that emerged with the failure of the international revolution. If we take these two premises as true, then the Soviet Unionāwhich emerged, much like other fascist states, out of an intensified period of class-struggleāmust be fascist.
I don't want anyone to think that I'm some sort of anti-authoritarian or pacifistic. I agree with the suppression and the disenfranchisement of the bourgeoisie during the course of a revolution, perpetuated by a proletarian state (which I do not believe the Soviet Union was).
For more information about this, Gilles Dauve has a great piece that is related to the rise of fascism in Europe. There's also, of course, that seminal text by Lenin: The State and Revolution.
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1 the_marx 2019-02-07
I don't see any problem with my post. If you want to provide a rebuttal, be my guest.
1 cmakk1012 2019-02-07
NOT REAL COMMUNISM but unironically i agree
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-07
God I love you so much ā¤ā¤ā¤
1 seenten 2019-02-07
I'm honestly disgusted by the wholesomeness of this comment
1 n_mullen 2019-02-07
Iām sorry friend
1 oh_no_a_memory 2019-02-07
Sir. You need to log off. Sir
1 n_mullen 2019-02-07
I logged off, for a every long time. And Iāve returned, ready to enter a new age of online
1 WhimsicalRetard 2019-02-07
Nick which of your friends would be the funniest to watch struggle against and get eaten by an anaconda?
1 n_mullen 2019-02-07
I mean obviously Stav
1 oh_no_a_memory 2019-02-07
several Vore artists are typing
1 n_mullen 2019-02-07
Lmao
1 bros1845 2019-02-07
Do another episode where you play new radicals in the background for the entire pod. It was relaxing
1 WhimsicalRetard 2019-02-07
Thanks for the answer nick. Hereās a inter-Chinese racist song I just found https://youtu.be/ueNr7mfFZu8
1 DirtyMikeballin 2019-02-07
Are Luis and Kurt still fighting?
1 n_mullen 2019-02-07
I donāt think so
1 DirtyMikeballin 2019-02-07
also you should get matt christman on the pod
1 WhimsicalRetard 2019-02-07
AND GET HIM WASTED.
āKILL YOURSELF. GET A ROPEā
1 jerkinmydickoff 2019-02-07
That was the only funny thing I've ever seen come out of CTH
1 WhimsicalRetard 2019-02-07
Feet first
1 nakifool 2019-02-07
How about a manaconda and itās just eating fellas...
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-07
Nick I like your moustache š„°āŗļø
1 faggotnickmullen 2019-02-07
You should look into O&A posting. That would be much more your speed. Trust me, this sub is for faggots.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
Go back to /r/cumdownies and quit hassling our new mod
1 faggotnickmullen 2019-02-07
gladly. this sub sucks almost as much as chapo
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
J E L L Y
1 tags33 2019-02-07
Nick's mentioned on the pod before that r/opieandanthony is the funniest thing on the internet
1 faggotnickmullen 2019-02-07
I know that's why he should come home. He probably won't though because he knows half the people who appear there with FAGGOT written under their face in real life.
1 tittybungsue 2019-02-07
He knows half the people who appear there?
1 faggotnickmullen 2019-02-07
Either knows them or wouldn't want to be associated with shitting on them because it might fuck him over when being considered for some gay comedy job in the future.
1 tittybungsue 2019-02-07
Now I see what you meant.
1 Enwyrd 2019-02-07
Sounds like you finally got that Felix mindset
1 oh_no_a_memory 2019-02-07
Also. Is it too late for me?
1 ablewasibobisawelba 2019-02-07
And of course /u/the_marx is nowhere to be found now, because he isn't actually interested in a dialog.
1 osamabindrinkin 2019-02-07
Me & an old friend are brought together by cumtown, itās the main thing we text each other about to stay in touch. One hitch this whole time has been, he has a britner he helps take care of who is severely disabled. As a result, he tells me, during any bits about retarded kids (like the funny DSA dad) or any uses of the r-word, he just grits his teeth and fast forwards. Anyway, neither of us are urging a change in the approach, but would you give him & his bro a shout out? Theyāre in north carolina and he used to work for vice.
Alternatively, how about a hipster vice character who is super into ironic racism stuff but has a severely disabled brother?
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-07
Woah woah woah tldr. Tell me in one sentence why you should be spared from the mayocide.
1 Quietus42 2019-02-07
the_marx is part of the mayocide. Peak white people nonsense helps turn the tide of public opinion.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-07
Good point just reading a few lines of his post almost pushed me over the edge tbh
1 13dollars 2019-02-07
I suffer from BPD as well, have been hospitalized twice, and I gotta tell you man, being so rigid in your ideals is going to end up shattering you. I respect your ideology, honestly, and for the most part agree with it, but you have to understand that there is no real logic in the world, and that the only thing that truly means anything is what has happened and what is happening now. You have to realize that nothing will ever make any sense or you'll be balding by the time you're 30.
1 the_marx 2019-02-07
Respectfully, there are times to compromise and times to remain unwavering. When we are on the verge of finding ourselves in the thralls of fascism, those of good conscience must resolutely oppose these dangerous ideals and all of those who abide by them. To allow people like Mullen, who would have us all live under capitalist totalitarianism, to espouse their bigotry unopposed would be tantamount to supporting fascism myself.
1 13dollars 2019-02-07
Mullen espouses the absurdity of capitalism, and any time a serious political discussion comes up, you would find his ideas at least of the DemSoc variety. He's no fascist. I'm not saying your political ideology should be at all flexible, but your life in general you can't take so seriously.
1 the_marx 2019-02-07
in all seriousness the thing about this crowd, the folks who listen to podcasts like CTH or cumtown, is that it consists largely of young white men who--sorry to say it--are really incapable of grasping how their behaviour can affect those who are disadvantaged. I don't listen to the podcast because podcast are fucking stupid. with that being said /r/cumtown is unequivocally racist.
1 pantaloonation 2019-02-07
Triggered by truth
1 faggotnickmullen 2019-02-07
Your life has absolutely no value.
1 CanadianCartman 2019-02-07
where do you get the long - symbols? do you write your posts in microsoft word? lol
1 nmx179 2019-02-07
I love you
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-02-07
Okay, Iām onboard now. (Censoring out the a in fat might have been a bit on the nose though)
1 MikeStoklasaBackup 2019-02-07
See what I mean? ššš Absolute goof
1 Julius__Ebola 2019-02-07
god damn you are fucking gay
1 usedtobread 2019-02-07
Hm.
:thinking:
1 grilledsandwhich 2019-02-07
Communists complaining about the evils of fascism is so funny
1 darkinard 2019-02-07
ššš
1 80BAIT08 2019-02-07
Discount PK out.
1 whiskeyhammer1990 2019-02-07
Imagine not being gay with your dad.
1 elksandturkeys 2019-02-07
You have a comma problem
1 the_marx 2019-02-07
Nah
1 nmx179 2019-02-07
I said seriousposting, not shitposting geniuses, you moron
1 Tzar-Romulus 2019-02-07
This but unironically
1 rnjbond 2019-02-07
Also watermark is hilarious
1 watermark03alt 2019-02-07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FVjbo8dW9c8
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-02-07
šØPedo AlertšØ
1 nmx179 2019-02-07
Shouldn't you be pretending to care about women's problems while raping them?
1 Sauceman240 2019-02-07
How many problems can a piece of property have? If it's broke, just get a newer model.
1 TaysSecondGussy 2019-02-07
Itās more like a rent to own scenario I think.
1 McFluffTheCrimeCat 2019-02-07
How much does your mom regret not aborting you while she had the chance?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-07
Die he whine in those abortion threads too? Lol @ these moralfags cryposting about babies.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
https://www.reddit.com/r/Drama/comments/anm3s3/seattle_tries_to_argue_that_not_killing_already/efwy1k7/
šššššš
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-07
Classic moralfag faggotry š¤£
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
That's what fent and boomerposting does to you
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-07
Also, gaymergate. nmx is a gaymergate faggot.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
I heard he upvotes theytargetedgamers.txt without irony
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-07
Speaking of irony...
A gaymer is being targeted with his own "theytargetedgaymers.txt" pasta. How's that for irony? šš
1 escebar_ortez 2019-02-07
imagine going back and forth with your favorite reddit butt buddy 6 times in a thread
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
Feeling left out, duder? Wanna talk about it?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-07
He's jelly about me & you lmaooo š„š
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
It's a regular cornucopea
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-07
We really are the Sam and Diane of r/drama š¤£š
1 escebar_ortez 2019-02-07
>when your attempt at bants are "master trole" tier
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
> using meme arrows on leddit
1 DeprestedDevelopment 2019-02-07
Imagine hopping in the middle of the hottest manwich this sub has ever seen
1 escebar_ortez 2019-02-07
i was hoping i might get tagged in tbh
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-07
What a wild ride
1 DayyyTripper 2019-02-07
Lmao
>deport all srs posters
>why bad D man want kill babies? š¢
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-07
Lmao imagine building your moral high horse this high š
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
V I R T U E S I G N A L L E D
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-07
Come signal your virtue into my trojan high horse bb
1 BeersOverQueers 2019-02-07
Deport all seriousposters
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-07
How about i ban you instead?
1 nmx179 2019-02-07
I mean, you're a giant bitch, so it wouldn't surprise me
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-07
comment one more rude thing and ill ban you
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
Don't do it. His rage makes me hard
1 Quietus42 2019-02-07
Yeah, don't ban him please. It's more fun to make fun of him.
1 Higev 2019-02-07
Tbh itās not as fun since he doesnāt really fight back. He just posts the occasional one sentence REEE about progressives and then slinks away. He rarely replies to people making fun of him and when he does itās usually just a weak āno uā kinda thing.
Weāve had better alt right lolcows, we deserve better alt right lolcows.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-07
Yeah his ratio of cryposts to good bants is terrible
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
RIP /u/botchlings š„
F
1 Santropez13 2019-02-07
I genuinely miss him
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-02-07
RIP Ivanka too
1 Auvit 2019-02-07
Ivankaās meltdown was my favorite
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-02-07
Might have been the crowning achievement of /u/ed_butteredtoast
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-07
https://i.imgur.com/cVsVQHg.gifv
1 nmx179 2019-02-07
Tell the mods to stop banning them you dumb bitch.
1 snallygaster 2019-02-07
He's an important fixture of the sub at this point. If he left it'd probably be good for him, but it wouldn't be good for us.
1 watermark03alt 2019-02-07
Your erection makes me hard ( Ķ”Ā° ĶŹ Ķ”Ā°)
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-07
Your farts smell like burnt rubber
1 seenten 2019-02-07
hot
1 Dr_Cocker 2019-02-07
It was a compliment. He said no more being rude.
1 Awayfone 2019-02-07
I didnt even know we had rules
1 EarnestNoMeta 2019-02-07
š
1 LikeTotesObvi 2019-02-07
Why are you such a cuck?
1 Psyman2 2019-02-07
He's got a point though.
1 TehAlpacalypse 2019-02-07
S E E T H I N G
1 EasySchmitty 2019-02-07
Based
1 DarthJeb 2019-02-07
You are by far the worst mod on this terrible sub of misfit toys, a bar so low Satan has to limbo under it. I want to be linked to your brain at the exact moment you finally decide to end it all for the sole purpose of telepathically sending you the sound of laughter.
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-07
You want a ban too?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
https://i.imgur.com/2M9sm7e.gif
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-07
I have become unhinged
1 georgeapg 2019-02-07
We love you dl!
On that note i will suck your shecock if you mod me.
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-07
im not trans
1 georgeapg 2019-02-07
And?
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-07
nothing, im just saying i dont have a shecock
1 georgeapg 2019-02-07
Why not?
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-07
kek
1 ElonMuskarr 2019-02-07
stop lying
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-02-07
Disappointing
1 escebar_ortez 2019-02-07
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-07
It's because he's an obvious alt lol
1 DarthJeb 2019-02-07
I'm not an alt you goon. Why can't you just insult me back instead of threatening to take your ball and go home?
1 cmakk1012 2019-02-07
go back to EVE
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-07
Haha what a fucking nerd
1 cmakk1012 2019-02-07
the_marx just vomited a paragraph at me about š ±ļøommunism in this same thread but honestly this is more insulting
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-07
Have some mild EVE drama I had saved to feel better https://www.reddit.com/r/Eve/comments/amvs48/after_10_years_of_eve_online_i_have_finally/
1 cmakk1012 2019-02-07
š
1 snallygaster 2019-02-07
Make this its own post
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-07
I didnāt think it was meaty enough but I will for sure āŗļø
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-07
Don't listen to them bb, you're beautiful
1 DistortedLines 2019-02-07
Thanks babe
1 error404brain 2019-02-07
Unlike Tay, the rat.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-07
RUDEPOSTERS OUT OUT OUT ššš
1 ExilesReturn 2019-02-07
Please Hammer, don't hurt em.
1 BlessThisBussy 2019-02-07
I double dog dare you too :D
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-07
Seriousposting rightoid wants to bad seriousposting leftoids
1 Quietus42 2019-02-07
The whole idea is dumb. Without serious posting, there's no lolcows. What would drama be without lolcows?
Fucking boring, that's what.
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-07
People against seriousposting are the ones that get assblasted about seriousposters seriousposting things they seriously disagree with.
1 DeprestedDevelopment 2019-02-07
Get out of my head you cock suck
1 -Steve_French- 2019-02-07
I'm in your brain, shidded and cumbing, and you can't stop me
1 Quietus42 2019-02-07
Oh fuck yeah bby keep going I'm almost there. Mindfucks are my fetish.
1 htmlcoderexe 2019-02-07
2019, colourised
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-02-07
You mad about Mercedes Carrera bro? š¹š¹š¹
1 nmx179 2019-02-07
Imagine giving a single fuck what old pornstars do
1 flotus_scrotus 2019-02-07
Or even knowing who they are
1 Starship_Litterbox_C 2019-02-07
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO
1 1999-2017 2019-02-07
You're a moral faggot
1 sneakpekoe 2019-02-07
š
1 charming_tatum 2019-02-07
all you serious posters need to kick rocks #BUILDTHEWALL
1 Seattle_Bussy_Lmao 2019-02-07
This is pure, unadulterated lolcow discrimination. You'll be hearing from counsel.
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-02-07
Hear hear, stop deportations immediately. Instead follow the tried and true private for like 11 days.
1 seoulsun 2019-02-07
good post
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-07
Op while many of the users here are chapocels and were unironically āwith herā, most serious posting, right and left, is downvoted. You can get ur hot takes in if you know how to ironically do it
1 Quietus42 2019-02-07
You can even talk seriously about shit as long as you don't get serious about it, ya know? We've done it a bunch of times.
Just say no to COPE.
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-02-07
No one understands this
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-07
Heck Iāve even seen Ed get downvoted with his reeeesist posting, and heās sort of like dramas male cheerleader or mascot.
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-07
Everyone here has to take the occasional -20 comment if they are dedicated to putting out some good bait
1 watermark03alt 2019-02-07
IM WITH HER
1 ASHLEE001 2019-02-07
absolutely S E E T H I N G šš¤
1 shallowm 2019-02-07
a
1 Psyman2 2019-02-07
Can't tell if serious or...
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-02-07
Pasta bait
1 Wildera 2019-02-07
We are a few serious leftoids a way from having sharia law enforced by mods here under duress
1 sneakpekoe 2019-02-07
Thought this was shillbot for a minute
1 omegaclap 2019-02-07
This, but replace "leftoids" with "immigrants".
1 Kyoki64 2019-02-07
the seriousposting rightoids are a much greater menace
1 shitpersonality 2019-02-07
Thats because they have to seriouspost or the bottled up rage forces them to become the next maga bomber or elliot rodgers
1 snallygaster 2019-02-07
You've been posting here for well over a year at least, and almost every post you make is dripping with unironic anger. Why do you continue to visit this subreddit if it makes you so mad? You know that you don't have to visit places you hate, right?
1 POST_BUSSY 2019-02-07
Getting fucking angry is a fetish, Snally. I think we should respect that.
1 snallygaster 2019-02-07
That might just be the case. I'm pretty sure that this isn't his first account either.
1 seenten 2019-02-07
There's something about people (and rightoids) that make them deliberately seek for outrage porn. I don't fully understand why, and the internet has only made it worse.
1 snallygaster 2019-02-07
Yeah, it's kind of concerning. Does the anger make them feel something in their otherwise emotionless husk of a soul? Does it give them a feeling of moral superiority like call-out culture seems to? It's definitely not healthy.
1 seenten 2019-02-07
Idk but it's these kinds of thoughts that make me reconsider not having gone down the route of slaving away in academic research
1 snallygaster 2019-02-07
You can still do it as a hobby and I'm pretty sure that some digital anthropology journals and conferences take submissions from anyone who's written a good paper. Academia is dogshit and you made the right decision
1 seenten 2019-02-07
Yeah but there's no opportunity for tenure track where I can screw off and make desperate grad students do all my work for me
1 snallygaster 2019-02-07
Yeah but getting to that point if you even have the opportunity takes a lot of suffering, and by the time you get tenure you could have been abusing people as a middle manager in industry for significantly more pay.
1 Wildera 2019-02-07
Academia administration is dogshit*
Contemporary intellectual conservatism and free-market (Austrian/Chicago) economists were founded, outlined, and structured by brilliant professors and researchers in academia from Ivy League and Northern Universities that are still working today, being respected nationally too much to be concern trolled or bothered by University administration or hell even economics majors which the field of economics in academics is still slightly majority in the free market advocating side of things with new people being brought up under their wing that crank out the policy research & statistics we hear brought up in congress all the time and in fact featured heavily in the State of the Union speech. The other fields got more liberal as conservative political scientists largely moved to big DC think tanks where pay and sometimes resources are massively better.
Source: am studying in the field right now, was very surprised to find 2 or 3 (in 5) of my professors this semester and last fall's semester to be quite conservative (libertarian is more accurate).
1 westofthetracks 2019-02-07
who let this faggot in here
1 snallygaster 2019-02-07
I'm talking about the entire institution of academia and its internal politics and structure, not where they rest on the American political spectrum you
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
Austrian/Chicago schools are just as dogshit as Marxism tbh. Neither one should be used as anything more than critical theory.
1 Kat_B0T 2019-02-07
I was like this once, but then I decided to embrace rad centrism. Havenāt looked back since
1 AlveolarPressure 2019-02-07
It's the same kind of thing as left wing Twitter lynch mobs. Some people feel like they need a righteous crusade to have purpose in life and seek out rage bait to reinforce their own sense of superiority. Calling people out or trying to trigger others releases a tiny amount of endorphins into their dopamine-starved brains which sustains them until their next angryposting fix. When have you seen a mentally healthy human being constantly seek out outrage porn?
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
ingl this was pretty hot š¤¤
1 Plexipus 2019-02-07
For our younger posters, an ouroboros is basically a circular human centipede
1 seenten 2019-02-07
Definitely, but why does this produce that brain response though? I say we strap angryposters in to MRIs until we find out.
1 heretobefriends 2019-02-07
I don't think I've seen that sidebar image in a while. Is it still there, /u/snallygaster?
1 nmx179 2019-02-07
This was a stupid take even for you tbh.
1 GunOfSod 2019-02-07
It's like you managed to type that whole thing, without any kind of self awareness at all.
1 seenten 2019-02-07
You're assuming I'm not aware of the irony. Which part of it is false?
1 GunOfSod 2019-02-07
Yeah all my bullshit is just "Irony" as well.
1 seenten 2019-02-07
Whats bigger irony is that you're proving my point true while claiming it's false
1 GunOfSod 2019-02-07
Are you being ironic now or not? I can't tell, you're so complex.
1 nmx179 2019-02-07
If it's never occurred to you that I might be less than 100% serious about everything I post here on this drama subreddit for assholes, you may actually be as stupid as I keep telling you that you are.
I don't like to point this out, but it's in literally a month old thread, so fuck it, nobody's going to notice or care.
1 Strictlybutters 2019-02-07
Thatās surest way to turn drama into another KIA but even more devoid of humor.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
Sounds like /r/ShitPoliticsSays
1 Strictlybutters 2019-02-07
SPS is about as humorless as stage 4 cancer or u/nmx179 but at least it occasionally links to dramatic content. KIAtards on the other hand have to write a thesis to even post an article about whatever literallywho that is currently the target of their ire. And than every right wing sjw masquerading as a commenter has to write a lengthy blogpost masquerading as a comment. Even when they make an attempt at humor the mods have to flair the post as such in order to make sure their supremely autistic subscribers can flip the switch in their two cog brains from angry to I think I am not supposed to take this seriously. Joy and humor go to KIA to die when the fentanyl eventually makes them numb to every normal human emotion.
1 Mexagon 2019-02-07
All that gay shit you just wrote and it's about what qualifies as "humor." All the more reason to ban you retards.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-07
Cry harder, faggot.
1 Ed_ButteredToast 2019-02-07
Dramacels who post in SPS need to be deported ASAP tbh
1 Sarge_Ward 2019-02-07
That sub is the unironic neocon defense force. Its nuts, like I'm back in 2003 or something
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
freerepublic.com
1 ToTheNintieth 2019-02-07
Rustled, huh.
1 WhimsicalRetard 2019-02-07
Iām guessing Ian
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
No this is another retard regular, he just kinda blends in the background with bland angryposts
1 WhimsicalRetard 2019-02-07
Sorry that was meant towards my question for nick of which of his friends would be the most entertaining getting eaten alive by a large snake. My bad.
1 AnnoysTheGoys 2019-02-07
Oh yeah, I enjoyed your line of questions
1 e-guy 2019-02-07
Who are you and why should I care ?
1 Particle_Man_Prime 2019-02-07
This but unironically
1 Ghdust2 2019-02-07
Deport all non-centristoids.
1 carnivoreinyeg 2019-02-07
Deport anyone who does abbreviate mods
1 StomachMicrobes 2019-02-07
They are the only thing keeping this sub from becoming quarantined
1 ItsSugar 2019-02-07
You're a colossal faggot. If we banned seriousposters you'd be gone faster than SRDines
1 twinjets323 2019-02-07
This.is some sad ass meta shit, you should all consider spending less time on reddit
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-02-07
I was once like you, but then I grew a brain , a dick and a heart.
1 sneakpekoe 2019-02-07
Did you meet the Wizard of Oz
1 lol_te_gusto 2019-02-07
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WCiBPjckTg
1 westofthetracks 2019-02-07
I want to fuck the conservative out of you. I can't help myself. Every time you come into my office with your low cut shirt and cross necklace subtly splayed across your immaculate breasts I think about taking you, right there, as a man (with your consent, of course, rape culture is not okay). I want to pull off your panties and eat your pussy until your juices trickle down to the lower classes. I want you to moan so hard and so loud that you can't form coherent words, let alone talk about what Rush Limbaugh said about immigrants the other day. Each time 'those people' crosses your lips I think about your mouth wrapped around my prodigious cock as my little people spill out of it. I want to make an anchor baby with you. I want to throw all the papers off my desk and ride you until gay marriage is legal in a majority of States or until you've come enough times to admit that maybe universal health care makes sense. And I mean all this respectfully, of course. I'm a feminist. Why do you do this to me. Why. Do you know what you're doing? Every time you come into my office and sit across from me and cross and recross your legs and talk about the weather and then (somehow) about how unemployment insurance is actually bad for poor people do you know that I'm wondering if your panties are equally as conservative? That I'm curious what you'd look like on top of me, my hands tweaking your nipples like doing so would be tweaking taxes on the top one percent? That I'm thinking about you looking back at me as I fuck you from behind, your Jesus necklace swaying back and forth as you scream "Drill, baby, drill!" You're not crazy, just politically hypocritical. Social conservatism is selfish and untenable. Your adherence to laws written when people owned slaves and the largest city was 1/10th of what it is now is ruining this god damn country. And I want you so bad. I want you so so bad. Ugh. Be my Monica Lewinsky. I'll be your Bill Clinton. Let's reach across the aisle... and into each other's pants.
1 LongPostBot 2019-02-07
Ma'am we've been over this before. You need to stop.
I am a bot. Contact for questions
1 tcpip4lyfe 2019-02-07
I suggest we go private. I want to feel elite again.
1 Thatlookedlikeithurt 2019-02-07
Gentlemen, itās not about left or right itās about the mayocide. How does this move the mayocide forward?
1 Tytos_Lannister 2019-02-07
how about seriousposting legit centrists?
1 Alex_Hale 2019-02-07
You're a faggot
1 Mrtheliger 2019-02-07
I pray to Allah that he may strike down these infidels. They are too great in numbers to be stoned
1 2561-2685-0682-521 2019-02-07
Can i get deported for both being a leftoid and a rightoid. Or do i get de-deported?
1 WeWuzKANG5 2019-02-07
In my early "atheist skeptic" days I got really into debunking conspiracy theories. So I'd spend a lot of my time on various conspiracy forums, and I mean I spent an absurd amount of time with these people.
Russia has an iron fucking grip on international conspiracism. What happened is years and years ago Russia realized they didn't have the hard or soft power to compete with the western world and just heavily invested in shit like this.
That's why every major conspiracy website is pro-Russia and rabidly anti-American. It's why RT is cited so often in conspiracy circles. For example, /r/conspiracy had a picture of Putin eating popcorn on their sidebar for over a month.
Russia has created an entire conspiracy movement that loves them and hates America.
There's an entire book talking about these tactics called "Nothing Is True and Everything Is Possible."
A relevant quote:
At the end of the table sat one of the countryās most famous political TV presenters. He is small and speaks fast, with a smoky voice: We all know there will be no real politics. But we still have to give our viewers the sense something is happening. They need to be kept entertained. So what should we play with? Shall we attack oligarchs? [He continued,] Whoās the enemy this week? Politics has got to feel like . . . like a movie! The first thing the President had done when he came to power in 2000 was to seize control of television. It was television through which the Kremlin decided which politicians it would āallowā as its puppet-opposition, what the countryās history and fears and consciousness should be. And the new Kremlin wonāt make the same mistake the old Soviet Union did: it will never let TV become dull. The task is to synthesize Soviet control with Western entertainment. Twenty-first-century Ostankino mixes show business and propaganda, ratings with authoritarianism. And at the center of the great show is the President himself, created from a no one, a gray fuzz via the power of television, so that he morphs as rapidly as a performance artist among his roles of soldier, lover, bare-chested hunter, businessman, spy, tsar, superman. āThe news is the incense by which we bless Putinās actions, make him the President,ā TV producers and political technologists liked to say. Sitting in that smoky room, I had the sense that reality was somehow malleable, that I was with Prosperos who could project any existence they wanted onto post-Soviet Russia. But with every year I worked in Russia, and as the Kremlin became ever more paranoid, Ostankinoās strategies became ever more twisted, the need to incite panic and fear ever more urgent; rationality was tuned out, and Kremlin-friendly cults and hate-mongers were put on prime time to keep the nation entranced, distracted, as ever more foreign hirelings would arrive to help the Kremlin and spread its vision to the world.
The united states has been getting bent over in the disinformation war for as long as there's been a disinformation war.
Countries like China/Russia have an innate advantage in this kind of warfare. They don't have political gridlock because there is only one party in power.
They don't have to worry about censoring anyone, it's expected. This limits our ability to respond to disinformation campaigns.
they don't value free speech in the way we do.
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1 winklefitzgerald 2019-02-07
Can't we just take a seriousposting leftoid and a seriousposting rightoid and smash them together using, I don't know, a hadron collider or something, and end up with a radical centrist? What's the point of having Science if we don't use it?