Here’s the real new comic by Ben “see a fag, empty the mag” Garrison and not that 4chan bullshit 😡😡😡

1  2019-02-10 by Ghdust2

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I’m not denying it doesn’t happen, but to assume all people who wear mascot costumes, or are furries, smoke crack and fuck all day in costume is a massive fallacy.

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The dice are a more subtle touch than I'm used to 🤔

They're not labeled. Probably doesn't mean anything

All three of them show the number six

Why aren't they labeled then?

Nah those are just like some dots man.

Ohhh, I see because 6 is the highest number on a die and Garrison wanted to show the most amount of white to indicate his support for whiteness. Good catch. Label would be helpful.

If I wanted something with subtle allusions, I'd read Bloom County

The cat makes me laugh.

ACK!

If that were the case, they'd have the number 6 on them. You conspiratards love finding meaning in random stuff like that.

it was quite nice

<------------------------- 666 aka the number of the devil

Nah man, he would clearly have labeled such a thing.

Implying Bens dice don't have actual number on them since he can't count

Wait I don't see any gear that says forwa- woaaaaaaah this is deep!

It has a ‘get movin’ gear

I’m glad Schiff was labeled because I could not figure out who that head was supposed to be

Looks like fuckin Slappy from Goosebumps

Holy shit I knew I recognized that from somewhere.

Ol' Ben "drink some booze then kill the Jews" Garrison is usually better at making his "art" resemble the people he's drawing. I'm disappointed. 3/10.

I unironically couldn't figure it out 'till I saw the label.

I feel like this comic was designed to induce fever dreams.

This is actually what Fentanyl Ben hallucinates on a daily basis.

I love how he doesn't know how manual works

It even has park.

Maybe he’s just a big fan of blurs album parklie?

Hoping a burgercel who makes his living drawing retarded comics to know about something that requires effort to learn

Who the hell is Adam Schiff?

He's the guy from Adam Ruins Everything.

That's Adam Conover.

Nah, dude, it's Adam Schift because they've got the same name.

Pkay, maybe this is going over my head because I don't give a shit about politics but I know the host's name and it is Adam Conover.

I'm just shitposting.

Pretty sure he was the Manhattan DA in early seasons of Law and Order.

Looked him up just now, he's some random California Congress Rep.

So the car is America in this analogy?

It tells how to this day america has a wet dream in having a cold war with russia to ramp up defense budgets and make sick ass movies again. But in real life the cold war wont happen again even if they continously embargo russia naively since russia has improve relations with china and is basically sustaining its economy by trading with it making embargoes redundant. Just look at russia how they were able to still host fifa amidst the embargo and not only that they were able to mobilize their military to support syrians on their war. that tells that as long as you can trade with china you can sustain an economy, making U.S. foreign policy seem like obsolete and a joke.

Holy fuck this is fucking garbage. Like, as someone who knows how to draw properly this just hurts on a physical level. I need a bbq brush dipped in bleach to erase this image from my eyeballs because wow

this is so retarded

no you are dumb fuck 40 iq monkeydonk homo

If he didn't label absolutely everything this one could be quite good.

The dice being unlabeled is a new high point of subtlety from Zyklon Ben though 😮👌🏻

So according to Ben "I only truck dragged him a little" Garrison the deep state is Pyramid Head and he controls the investigation? I'm confused.

(((Deep State)))

The "deep state" is the unelected career bureaucrats who do things like spy on political candidates, open investigations because their guy lost and generally exercise their power "because they can".

Spy on political candidates?

You mean open a CI Investigation due to dodgy contacts?

2 hop rule + FISA warrant = spying. If Trump wasn't so good at being an absolute cunt, most people would be pissed off at the government, but, just like Clapper lying about the Snowden stuff, the sheep don't care.

He’s fucking crazy

What's the story behind Adam Schiff? Non American here btw

Democrat congressperson leading the witch hunt against Trump. He has opened a new investigation into Trump's money, as the Russia Hoax is winding down.

If Trump was a gas cheat, why didnt it leak before the; election, inauguration,1st year?🤔

Probably because no one cared about Trump, so no one bothered to do a deep investigation.

Probably because no one cared about Trump before he was elected, so no one bothered to do a deep investigation. It didn't come out until recently because, good investigations take time.

They were keeping an eye on all the repub candidates because they could. Same mentality as NSA spying on everyone and lying to congress.

Didn't Maddow release some of trump's info on her show illegally?

Pretty sure Trump had it sent over, as it was nothing of concern.

OUT OUT OUT

Great point. What's next, mocking Daddy for being a PoC?

Ah, there's the familiar over-labeling of everything. This is the Ben we all know and love.

Is that supposed to be a manual transmission?

I love how there's still a "park" option

Correc me if I'm wrong, but Ben Garrison is a dumbass Trumper, who thinks the Idiot Orange could do no wrong?

First of all how dare you

Spot on. Before 2015 he was your average right-libertarian "muh free speech for everyone including hate groups, but boy do I hate it when libs use theirs to get uppity" types, basically just like Roger Stone or a large percentage of Middle America. Of course Trump spoke to that group like no other president since Ronald Reagan has, so he went morr radical than normal ever since the Trump campaign started, and even more radical when Trump won.

Oh goodie. I'm a centrist and I just HATE how far people go for their idealogies, it's like with cults. You wonder what brought these people to fall for that kind of rhetoric

thought it said trannys ahead and got excited for a sec :(

How you drive a car without muscles?

Imagine thinking cars have 12 gears

Lol why is the deep state a skeleton with a pyramid head

He seems to waffle between labeling and subtlety.